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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >ring lands all the way across the area from you
    >she bee-lines to it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >ring drops in the water
      FRICK
      >potion lands all the way across the screen when you already have one
      FRICK YES

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking this! I still made a mad dash for it then leave myself miles away to grab anything else before she does.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >frick the bawd
    I would love to

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Same.
      They had the perfect opportunity of bringing her back in ALBW to tie it with the GBA version of ALttP but Nintendo would rather make their own strikingly similar young witch (Irene) than acknowledge the Capcom games in any way.

      God I want to have sex with her.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      she reminds me of that ojamo doremi character with blue hair

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, give her a heart container and make it a rare drop. Good job, Capcom.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I remember trying to tell people about this and the other you get from gasha nuts and nobody believed me. Fricking plebs insisted 14 hearts was the maximum amount when I was running around with 15.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's not even hard to snag though.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ok incel

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I had a crush on her as a kid

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Same.
      They had the perfect opportunity of bringing her back in ALBW to tie it with the GBA version of ALttP but Nintendo would rather make their own strikingly similar young witch (Irene) than acknowledge the Capcom games in any way.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        There's a very obscure hint that the elder witch of ALBW is actually Maple.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That's why you always ALWAYS pop a Pegasus seed as soon as you see her shadow.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      At some point she starts riding a fricking UFO and it's practically impossible to outrun her even with the use of the seeds

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I pop my seed every time I smack her in the face

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >literally gives you a lotion massage
      >hippo breasts and that topless mermaid you could perv on in the original jap version
      >pic related in the german translation
      I wonder what's up with LA making the people working on it so horny. There's really nothing like that in the rest of the series, except some of the characters like Midna.

      You can’t trust witches, they’re gold diggers

      What would they even need gold for when they can just brew potions to get what they want?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        LA was a cancelled Game Boy port of ALttP that got repurposed into a bit of a parody. They pretty much threw in whatever for laughs figuring this game would be forgotten once the next console Zelda was released.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >LA was a cancelled Game Boy port of ALttP
          Why does it not retain anything from ALttP then? Its only similarity are the items and the Dungeon named Turtle Rock which shares no similar characteristics.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Because it was cancelled.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              LA was a cancelled Game Boy port of ALttP that got repurposed into a bit of a parody. They pretty much threw in whatever for laughs figuring this game would be forgotten once the next console Zelda was released.

              >LA was a cancelled Game Boy port of ALttP
              LA was released, I remember, I still own it.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The port was cancelled man come the frick on. Can you even try to connect dots for yourself and read between the lines. The port was cancelled and it became links awakening. The port was cancelled so there's not much lttp stuff. For fricks sake why do I have to explain this to you? You're the reason why people think autistics are such a chore to be around.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah and I'm saying they are obviously not identical, but just because the port is cancelled doesn't mean they wouldn't keep shit they already had.
                I'm saying I doubt what you're saying because they share nothing in common except for the fricking boomerang and the witch. If it was intended as a port EVEN IF IT WAS CANCELLED then I'd expect more stuff from ALttP to be present.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >The designs of the trees are identical, including talking Dark World trees appearing in one screen (outside the Seashell Mansion)
                >The exterior design of the southern Face Shrine temple has statues matching the East Palace ruins

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Ok, what else? You can't just make trees look a certain way?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's funny because if they conceptualized it as a parody they simultaneously made it the most melancholic and sentimental Zelda game, but yeah it also has some of the most bizarre and funny moments. I love it.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            LsA is the best

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Your ejust prescribing themes that aren't there. You're like the people who want to all about how dark the 3d zeldas are

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You can’t trust witches, they’re gold diggers

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    whenever i saw her i would immediately press start, mentally prepare myself, equip speed items, and bee-line it to the exit of the screen as fast as i could

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Scaredy cat

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