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  1. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's good but not great imo

  2. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Sunsoft game on NES
    guaranteed quality

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Try saying that in Japan and people will get a big laugh

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Would they know what an NES is?

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fatmisu had a guy who was in the US reporting on the NES in every issue

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        I am in Japan. Wanna come say that to my face, homosexual?

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Try saying that in Japan and people will get a big laugh
        Elaborate. Do nips think Sunsoft games are shit?

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          That anon has never been to Japan.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          The word "kusoge" was literally invented for a Sunsoft game, Ikki. On top of this, Japan tends to have nostalgia for the 85-87 Famicom period as well, while in the west we mostly think of the NES in terms of what came in 87 and after.

          In that initial period Sunsoft released a few games that were famous for being bad. After that period they fired the staff and got a completely new staff and the good Sunsoft games, the one the west remembers, started to flow. But in Japan the damage was done and Sunsoft will always rhyme with Kusoge. Even their new Ikki game is marketed around that "the infamous shitty game is back"

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            >t. has never been to Japan
            Ok internet historian.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Who cares what chinks think?

  3. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Give it a password or save system and the reputation is warranted.

  4. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Utterly fantastic game.

  5. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Excellent on the Game Boy

  6. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    might be my #1 favorite. seems like my entire early childhood was filled with games and cartoons encouraging me to run away from home and find a magic portal to another world, and this game was pinnacle of that feeling.

    any day now. my adventure will start and I won't have to worry about this world anymore.

  7. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Game about a cool tank
    >All the interesting parts of the game are shunted to the boring on-foot sections

  8. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    4+ hour game with no password or save system. What were they thinking.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Limited continues, in the western version, is the worst offender imo. It doesn't even tell you how many you have and it's some weird arbritary number like "4" so you just find out the hard way

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Limited continues, in the western version, is the worst offender imo. It doesn't even tell you how many you have and it's some weird arbritary number like "4" so you just find out the hard way

      Zooming should be a crime. Don't ever post again.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      The game is shorter than 2 hours. Learn to route.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The game is shorter than 2 hours

        Yeah you didn't play it. It would take at least 12-15 hours of playing to get to being able to clear it in 2 hours. But of course all you did was search the game on youtube, check the length of a """longplay""" video and failed to realize that was a TAS.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          >NOOOO I CAN'T PLAY BEDEO GAMES I CANT CLEAR IN 30 MINUTES!! AARGH MY ADHD!! MOMMY I NEED ANOTHER RITALIN YOU STUPID b***h

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          >It would take at least 12-15 hours of playing to get to being able to clear it in 2 hours.

          Is this supposed to be a bad thing? The game is a bit challenging and will last a while. Sounds good!

  9. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Damn this was overrated as frick and never spoken of again when TMNT Arcade came out.

  10. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Better than the remake
    No creepy weird anime garbage in the original

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >creepy
      It looks amazing, you normalgay.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >No creepy weird anime garbage in the original
      >made the og protagonist a gigachad in the thirdquel

  11. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >when the US release utterly mogs the original
    No one in Japan remembers generic anime space war game #1397835
    EVERYONE in the west remembers jumping down a hole to save your giant radioactive frog

  12. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I liked this game as a kid, continue to like it today, and still don't quite understand why /vr/ talks so highly of it. Those top-down walking sections are pretty clunky you know??

    The same goes for most of the other Sunsoft NES games that seem to be adored here actually. Gremlins 2 is fine, but not too interesting. Journey to Silius is barely better than average. Gimmick is... well I'm not Japanese or European or young enough to be a normal /vr/ poster so I haven't had the chance to play it as a kid, and I don't happen to have gotten around to trying it as an adult, so okay I'll give you that one maybe it's great. I also haven't ever played Batman. I liked Fantasy Zone, there's that.

  13. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Should have said blaster masterpiece.

  14. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    More like BLASTER AASTER

  15. 12 months ago
    Anonymous
  16. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    original Kane for reference

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