blazblue is weird as shit, man.

blazblue is weird as shit, man.

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yjk

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yu jutsu kaisen?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      not really applicable because it happened without a shadow of a doubt homie

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        YAK
        you actually know

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yet it fines when you human men do it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Of course
      You just know that Jubei used to force Ragna to wear his dead brother's kaka clothes just so he could sniff it all over

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nine Coochie

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I completely lost track of the plot during Central Fiction. Also I am one of 10 Noel mains in the world

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lost track of it kek i didn't even bother to try story modes out, i only bought the game to play against others

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I still didn't understand who the frick is the real Saya. CS story is just so boring man

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        iirc izanami is the real saya

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Centralfiction had the FANTASTIC idea about having 3 act stories for their arcade mode where everyone lost their fricking memories.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    BARBED

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what is the issue?

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >That bit where Terumi trolled Kokonoe about her mom being a literal cat fricker

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >That bit where Terumi mocks Tsubaki for being blind

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >That bit where Terumi mocks Tsubaki for being blind

      >Hey Raggy! Need a hand? lol
      I miss him

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >mom has massive breasts
    >race of catgirls made from dad all have massive breasts
    >meanwhile the daughter

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      SEX

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why didn't she use science to give herself bigger breasts

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Building robots would be a lot harder if she had G cups blocking her line of sight

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      tummy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Reminder that Mori wanted to make a Blazblue spinoff game with a katana-wielding teenage Kokonoe but his friends at ArcSys said no,

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Kokonoe was supposed to originally fill the Jubei role. Jubei was supposed to be dead and she was hunting Terumi. Making her a nerd that lives in a basement was a decision they made later.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I never understood this. So the men are 100% furry, but the females are just cat ears and tails? I thought the human looking cats were an offshoot breed of sick furry lovers but I think I'm wrong here.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No it just happens to be that instance as human banged into dangerously furry territory

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Beastman - Natural race of talking animals (Jubei and his brother)
        >Half Beastman - Spawn of catfricker (Kokonoe)
        >Demi Human - Artificial beast race made to survive in the nuked world (Makoto)
        >Lycanthrope - Ancient artificial race made by mages (Valkenhayn)
        >Kaka - Aritificial race made with Jubei's DNA to fight the black beast (Taokaka)

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jubei is fricking rad, though. If she didn't marry him, some other woman would have.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I imagine is muffin making on her breasts would get pretty painful.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I fricking thought Nine was the hottest shit but I immediately got turned off when I found out she was married to a cat.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick is the deal with pink haired girls in Jap games?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        pink hair is the first sign of mental instability

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    someone post ragna culo

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        thank you

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Damn thta guy has some booty

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's you Ragna, you were the Blazblue the whole time

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Ragna Kulo

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Which is the weirder relationship?
    Don't say the cat just because he knocked up a lady. If Paracelsus could cum A.B.A would absolutely be pregnant already.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wait, she's fricking a cat?

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ABA tried to turn the key into a dude so they could frick. Nine fricked Jubei because she hated human men.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    BO BLEIZ

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kkkkkkk

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mistakes into miracles

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >a cat is fine too

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's the cat equivalent of "knotted"? Also, Jubei's based.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      BARBED, i guess?

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Nine's original seiyuu basically retired
    This sucks.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i'm sad that there will never be another good blazblue.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm just glad it died before the wokepocalypse. I'm so happy they dug out the corpse of GG to offer it to the trannies, Black folk and feminazis instead of doing that to BB.
      I just wish the FGC competitive scene didn't exclusively exist to manipulate what people play by controlling what games get to be featured in major tournaments.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why does the cat guy have thicc as frick legs tho? It's kinda sexy.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He does lots of squats.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      2Bs
      2-3 sets x 20 reps

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Jesus, the whole pussy is out

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i just want one more game like frick man and dont fricking dumb it down for morons

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mori said he's making a fighting game after he's done with his NotRachel action game to set up the world.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wow, those characters look hot garbage.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    crazy story about BB, i was playing on the PC maybe 8 years ago after getting it on steam sale. I met some girl on it who offered to teach me because I was so fricking bad as it was my first fighting game. She would always play that cat girl scientist with the high rise thong, and I would play the chinese woman with the staff. Anyways we played together for a good few months, and she taught me guilty gear as well (at this point, it was XRD). She played ram so I played ram too.

    Anyways one day she told me she had to go in for chemo (apparently she had cancer), and she never came back.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >and I would play the chinese woman with the staff
      based

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone played that weird chink asset flip called Entropy Effect where you use BB characters to play a generic beat 'em up roguelike?
    It doesn't sound good but if you're a fan and love the characters it's actually pretty fun. It just needs more characters.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i would have played it if it was just a metroidvania. I hate roguelikes these days

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I played it, and mechanically it was fine. Maybe it's my own autism but I kept getting reminded the BB characters just exist in the game because those assets with established hitboxes and shit were laying around instead of any artistic purpose, which takes me out of whatever immersion I gain. I go back to it when a character I like gets added. Waiting for Makoto and Tsubaki.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Do we actually know if they will keep adding characters? I could honestly keep coming back to it if they kept adding all the characters. I mean I don't care about all the characters but I probably like 90% of them.
        Definitely want at least Rachel, Izayoi, Izanami, Makoto, Terumi, Susanoo, Mu and Nine.
        I'd pay for them.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Rachel is supposed to be the first dlc character and will be free for people that bought the game early.

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    makoto deserved better than blazblue and its squirrel ryouna fetish

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      blazblue is the best that's ever existed tho

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    PLEASE STOP MAKING THREADS BASED ON WHAT'S TRENDY ON TWITTER

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So how will ArcSystems ruin BlazBlue if they make a new one like how they did with Strive?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're not gonna make a new one. They know they can't wokeify BlazBlue without a massive backlash unlike GG which always had far less sex appeal.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Can't imagine they'd bother since GG is popular again. They basically have the same market share of players so you'd just be eating into your own playerbase.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Strive made me really dislike trannies. They already had fricking Testament, but not good enough I guess.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Flatten Mai

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do cross tag but seriously

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I doubt it considering how BlazBlue mostly existed because Guilty Gear was stuck in legal hell for over a decade.
      Now that Guilty Gear is back they don't need Blazblue anymore, especially now that it's main story is done.
      They may make that Guilty Gear x Blazblue game they teased 10+ years ago but I doubt it, not that it would be any good if they made it now. It'd only have 5 characters from each game and they wouldn't even try to make the mechanics of each game and character work so it'll end up being some neutered shit like BBTAG.

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I bet it was the ribs.

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ArcSys loves its weird relationships
    Actual honest to god Christian crusader Ky married a biological superweapon he waged a brutal campaign against to save the world from who is also like seven years old because accelerated growth and who is ALSO his rival and friend's daughter thus making him his inlaw.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dizzy was like 3 when she fricked Ky

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i remember there was a official ilustration with nipples, i think it had noel in it? is that real or did i dream it?

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Arcsys CEO acknowledged Blazblue fans in an interview a year ago.
    He more or less said that once Strive's support ends they'll hop on to Blazblue and give it its turn because they don't want to make two games compete with each other.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >He more or less said that once Strive's support ends they'll hop on to Blazblue and give it its turn because they don't want to make two games compete with each other.
      harada said that about tekken x sf
      back during tekken *7*
      and now there's tekken 8 instead

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oh, God please don't. The guy who made it is long gone from the company precisely because of them going woke. Just leave Blazblue alone and let it rest in peace.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >precisely because of them going woke
        And not because he spent 4 years slaving around making his gacha rip off Fate Grand Order and then watch it die in 11 months?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >because of them going woke
        Do you have a single fact to back that up?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Testament and Bridget

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Blazblue needs a total reboot like Guilty Gear sort of had with Xrd anyway, I don't see the point in them doing that when GG prints money. We can just be happy Blazblue managed to carve out its own niche instead of being stuck in its older brothers shadow like people were saying during Calamity Trigger.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >like guilty gear sort of had with Xrd anyway
          Dude what the frick do you think a reboot is?
          Xrd isn't a reboot in any way shape or form, it's just a new fighting game in a series. They always change shit up.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Strive was successful because it's a casualized fighter for normalgays. Prior to that, GG was nothing compared to BB by the time the 2nd game dropped.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Agree

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    GATO SEXO

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All the Central Fiction subplots with Naoto and what's her name are dogshit.
    This was kino however

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There really was absolutely no reason to bring in the other protagonists aside from maybe Es because Naoto and Mai hardly fricking do anything.

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Azrael is the coolest
    Everyone else can have their super special weapons, I'll just beat people.tondeath with brute strength (while also restraining myself because I'm bored)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Centralfiction didn't give a frick about Chrono Phantasma,.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Chrono Phantasma only exists because Mori decided that Celica should be the main heroine. There was only supposed to be one more game after CS.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hate how he went from sounding cool in CPEX and then sounding like some old annoying homosexual in CF.
      Guess the devs realized they shouldn't make him sound so cool if all he was going to do was job.

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hate the story and setting. It feels way too anime for me.

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