>Worm turns vampires into half-living shits >Worm gives psionic bonus to undead necromancers >Worm can be used to make a huge network of undead brains controlling their zombie corpses from all around the town, all inside huge fricking mechs >Worm can instant ceremorphose undesireds >Worm can date you in your dreams
WHAT THE FRICK is wrong with that elder brain? Not a single tadpole can pull half the shit these little shits shat out of that hyperc**t can do. At worst a tadpole either grows into an elder brain or a neothelid (a giant frick you psionic worm - sadly you don't fight one DESPITE A GORILLION TADPOLES SCURRYING AWAY AROUND BALDUR'S GATE WHAT THE FRICK ALL YOU NEED FOR ONE TO SPAWN IS FOR A LIVE TADPOLE TO GROW ON ITS OWN AND THEN EAT A FRICKING BRAIN)
also no tadpoled beholders? ropers? That weird little mini flayer from the bodies of gnomes? Illithids with breasts?
The Absolute's potential really was undermined by the 3 fricks of the dead three.
So how DOES the astral prism prevent Astarion from dying in the sunlight or being restricted by his vamp powers?
I thought all it did was prevent the tadpole from developing/connecting to the elder brain because of Orpheus' psychic hatred for the Illithid?
What is the forgotten realms take on a vampire
im mean should a normal person want to stake this homosexual?
shit like this is why couldnt get into the game because is seemed like there was no in world reference on how people would react to stuff like this and you encounter it very early in the game so your reference in sort of based on modern vampire conjecture of them being humanized quirky things and not really monsters
from what little of the game i played, i think i recall the other companions not having to much of an issue
which makes this whole situation strange and very role playable
vampires are irredeemably evil mockeries of the people they once were before they turned. everyone should want to genocide vampires by default in dnd. unless something has changed in the last decade.
As comical as this is, why did Astarion think this was a good idea in the first place?
Even I'm smart enough not to bite the hot pocket right out of the microwave
>it's just a small procedure >it can't happen to me >I used to be so good looking and I need to maintain my looks to secure the next role/deal/husband.
They presume that the cosmetic procedure meta has been solved sufficiently when it can never be.
did astarion answer the call?
frick off bloodsucker
Reminds me of that time I consumed nothing but garlic on a long rest with Astarion in the party
the worms makes him immune to garlic
>Worm turns vampires into half-living shits
>Worm gives psionic bonus to undead necromancers
>Worm can be used to make a huge network of undead brains controlling their zombie corpses from all around the town, all inside huge fricking mechs
>Worm can instant ceremorphose undesireds
>Worm can date you in your dreams
WHAT THE FRICK is wrong with that elder brain? Not a single tadpole can pull half the shit these little shits shat out of that hyperc**t can do. At worst a tadpole either grows into an elder brain or a neothelid (a giant frick you psionic worm - sadly you don't fight one DESPITE A GORILLION TADPOLES SCURRYING AWAY AROUND BALDUR'S GATE WHAT THE FRICK ALL YOU NEED FOR ONE TO SPAWN IS FOR A LIVE TADPOLE TO GROW ON ITS OWN AND THEN EAT A FRICKING BRAIN)
also no tadpoled beholders? ropers? That weird little mini flayer from the bodies of gnomes? Illithids with breasts?
The Absolute's potential really was undermined by the 3 fricks of the dead three.
>dump it
By the Nine, it's the Hero of Kvatch!
I call boy sminem cool for help
>pamp eet! ze blud, I mean..
So how DOES the astral prism prevent Astarion from dying in the sunlight or being restricted by his vamp powers?
I thought all it did was prevent the tadpole from developing/connecting to the elder brain because of Orpheus' psychic hatred for the Illithid?
getting tadpoled makes you more illithid than vampire
It's the tadpole, not the prism. The prism just protects the party from the elder brain.
Is that why Astarion is just fine standing on the pier in the morning sun after the netherbrain is defeated?
>"Zat cattle?"
>"Suck 'eet."
dümp eet
Not having this today either, turn into the bear and get on your fours.
why is astarion bogged?
What is the forgotten realms take on a vampire
im mean should a normal person want to stake this homosexual?
shit like this is why couldnt get into the game because is seemed like there was no in world reference on how people would react to stuff like this and you encounter it very early in the game so your reference in sort of based on modern vampire conjecture of them being humanized quirky things and not really monsters
from what little of the game i played, i think i recall the other companions not having to much of an issue
which makes this whole situation strange and very role playable
They are usually monsters, even in D&D.
One of the D&D's most famous (but sympathetic iirc) antagonists is Strahd.
vampires are irredeemably evil mockeries of the people they once were before they turned. everyone should want to genocide vampires by default in dnd. unless something has changed in the last decade.
By default yes, if we do not take into consideration the later years of 5th edition DnD and the additional supplements.
>AAACK
As comical as this is, why did Astarion think this was a good idea in the first place?
Even I'm smart enough not to bite the hot pocket right out of the microwave
He then leaves her.
he hungry doe
Is it just physically impossible to unbog yourself after all said and done? I'm kinda curious.
You're bogged for life. You can only just do more face surgeries and end up looking worse
Neurotoxins literally killing off connections to your facial muscles is permanent damage.
This explains couple JAVs I've seen. Man, why would anyone do this.
>it's just a small procedure
>it can't happen to me
>I used to be so good looking and I need to maintain my looks to secure the next role/deal/husband.
They presume that the cosmetic procedure meta has been solved sufficiently when it can never be.
Bogging doesn't stop at the body, your soul is bogged.
>No way gay
suck my dick b***h
He bought?
Why does he look like a bogdanoff
chop his head off
Goblins?
>He led?
>Close eet!
doomp the fricking gate
Can I become a Vampire in this game and eat/take this guys power?
you can become his vampire spawn b***h and suck his dick for all eternity god i wish that was me
Who does this appeal to? Women and gays I guess.
Atleast Skyrim let you go full Vampire dictator and kill your sire
>Who does being a lover to a vampire lord who is obssessed with you appeal to?
gee, i don't know
no
>he thought he could become a vampire in the highest rated wrpg of all times
which chapter does he get BOGGED?
Only once you finish reciting the value of e.
>bleh!
>I vant to suck your blood
I haven't heard this vampire phrase since I was a kid from boomer relatives
Awkwardly goof around and stall for a bit until buffy shows up.
Kick him in the balls
>RROOONNNSSS from FOOKIN goblins
>thinks he can frick your demigod ass up in act 3
What did he mean with this?