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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    why don't you hire me I can shill your shit

    • 8 months ago
      Blizz Anon

      No

      are you a troony or troon adjacent?

      No

      why are you gay?

      I don't know

      Black folk?

      Yes

      Do young people still consider it "prestigious" to work for Blizzard?

      No

      does blizzard really expect that starcraft 3 will revive the dead RTS genre?

      I don't know

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    are you a troony or troon adjacent?

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    why are you gay?

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Black folk?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Black folk?

      Of course someone already asked

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do young people still consider it "prestigious" to work for Blizzard?

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    does blizzard really expect that starcraft 3 will revive the dead RTS genre?

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    do you have an opinion on things, generally?

    • 8 months ago
      Blizz Anon

      Yes

      What’s with the ex-cia members

      I don't know

      Was the breastmilk delicious?

      I don't know

      Will we see Classic+? If so, can we expect relevant game development such as playable High Elves, Ogres and possibly a overhaul to the story pre-burning crusade?

      No

      I are hefty late breakfast, should I skip lunch?

      Yes

      Will Wow go f2p?

      No

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >No
        then kys homosexual

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes

          [...]
          I don't know

          [...]
          I don't know

          [...]
          No

          [...]
          Yes

          [...]
          No

          >No Vanilla+
          It is pretty much confirmed with both Metzen coming back, and all the constant shilling of the concept from all streamers who are in bed with the company like Asmongold, thus this guy is fake and gay.

          Exit the thread, everyone.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            you forgot the fact that vanilla is dead and vanilla+ already exists: its called TBC

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >its called Turtle WoW
              FTFY

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What’s with the ex-cia members

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Was the breastmilk delicious?

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Will we see Classic+? If so, can we expect relevant game development such as playable High Elves, Ogres and possibly a overhaul to the story pre-burning crusade?

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I are hefty late breakfast, should I skip lunch?

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Will Wow go f2p?

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    World of Warcraft Free to Play?

    • 8 months ago
      Blizz Anon

      No

      On the 3rd floor of the main HR office, there's are 3 vending machines next to the entrance of the toilets. The middle vending machine usually sells Jolly Ranchers All Raspberry, but are usually picked up quickly when the vending machine guy refills it.
      Can you tell me if that vending machine has any Reeses in it today?

      I don't know

      is the survival game bliz is working on any good?

      I don't know

      Can we expect another retail WoW expansion at BlizzCon?

      Yes

      Is Battle.net going to be killed?
      Will all your games be sold in Steam with no obligatory online requirements?

      Only thing I care about post Microsoft Blizzard. If you still force DRM bullshit, I'll continue to pirate your games through emulation/ private servers, or just ignore them.

      No

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    On the 3rd floor of the main HR office, there's are 3 vending machines next to the entrance of the toilets. The middle vending machine usually sells Jolly Ranchers All Raspberry, but are usually picked up quickly when the vending machine guy refills it.
    Can you tell me if that vending machine has any Reeses in it today?

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    is the survival game bliz is working on any good?

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can we expect another retail WoW expansion at BlizzCon?

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is Battle.net going to be killed?
    Will all your games be sold in Steam with no obligatory online requirements?

    Only thing I care about post Microsoft Blizzard. If you still force DRM bullshit, I'll continue to pirate your games through emulation/ private servers, or just ignore them.

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    will reforged actually have a relauch in the near future?

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Will HotS get revived or another veteran dev project take its place?

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why'd you do it Stayvun?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

      Will Blizzard be restructured into separate studios with their own IP post merger?

      Yes

      is D4 made to be shit on purpose and waiting to be 'improved' with paid patches aka season pass/DLCs?

      is control over every little piece of player progression the main reason why the game sucks so much and is 3 steps backwards compared to D3 RoS?

      No

      will WoW come to Steam?

      Yes

      Is Hearthstone dying?

      Yes

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Will Blizzard be restructured into separate studios with their own IP post merger?

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    is D4 made to be shit on purpose and waiting to be 'improved' with paid patches aka season pass/DLCs?

    is control over every little piece of player progression the main reason why the game sucks so much and is 3 steps backwards compared to D3 RoS?

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    will WoW come to Steam?

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is Hearthstone dying?

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Should we convert all white bois to submissive bbc lovers?

  26. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Will WoW come to Xbox?

  27. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Will Heartstone come to Xbox?

  28. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are you in a position to be able to confirm Microsoft is indeed planning on dropping out of gaming as implied by the leaks?

  29. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    are these threads to bait youtube channels and redditors?

  30. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there is going to be big game pass drop right after purchase?

  31. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you and your coworkers know how fricked your company is? Any talks about Microsoft liquidating blizzard assets?

  32. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Will all games will be ported to Steam/Microsoft store?

  33. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    wow sub on the game pass?

  34. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    shcneblewarf merbaka hebaba?

  35. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Will Blizzard bring back Beenox for the next fantastic entry in the Crash Bandicoot series?

  36. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Battle.net engineers will be working on Xbox app?

  37. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    will we get Cataclysm +?

    will we get a WOTLK classic expansion or extra season?

  38. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What happened with the art teams being full of people with their own OC furry porn being imported into wow? Were they reprimanded when it got out?

    The woman who redesigned Hoggers Twitter profile was just full of furry hyaena porn and the exact same model for the Drakthyr was found on a furry Deviantart porn profile way before we ever heard about the latest expansion. The frick is with that? Is Blizzard really a case of the lunatics are running the asylum?

  39. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there any hope for the company at this point?
    Does it look like it will shut down within 5 years?
    Is the general mood inside as defeatist and fatalist as it looks from the outside?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are any of their IPs doing well right now? I don’t think you need to work for the company to understand they’re in a pretty bad way.

  40. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did Reforged kill any chance at warcraft 4?

  41. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    is there any plans for warcraft 4

  42. 8 months ago
    Chris Metzen

    Chris Metzen

  43. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    are you a homosexual?

    • 8 months ago
      Blizz Anon

      No

      Will overwatch 2 shut down within a year?

      No

      Why do you think people still care about blizzard?

      Yes

      Do you suck wieners?

      No

      Honest question, does blizzard consider their customers moronic?

      Yes

      Do you fap to any WoW porn?

      No

  44. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Will overwatch 2 shut down within a year?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      No

      Why do you think people still care about blizzard?

      Yes

      Honest question, does blizzard consider their customers moronic?

      Yes

  45. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do you think people still care about blizzard?

  46. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you suck wieners?

  47. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honest question, does blizzard consider their customers moronic?

  48. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you fap to any WoW porn?

  49. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    will blizzard die this year

  50. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    have a nice day?????

  51. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    have you ever tried fresh breast milk? asking for a friend.

  52. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is wow failing?

  53. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Call of duty still 1 year cycle?

  54. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Here's one to test if you're lying or not:
    The head honcho bosses park beside the main office building, east beyond the main entrance (and to be more specific, the entrance with the statue. You should know the one). Next to that space is a simple 2 story building. Now if you work there you should know this; does that building have a 3 story basement or not?

  55. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bards?

  56. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Will Vicarious Vision will be returned to Activision post merger to work on Tony Hawk?

  57. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cata classic?

  58. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    the larper got bored

  59. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Larping homosexual, have a nice day.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

      >he doesn’t know about the basement
      It’s over bros

  60. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    is something in the starcraft world currently being worked on?
    is it an rts?

    • 8 months ago
      Blizz Anon pb7xpJFz1c

      Yes

      Are you guys ever going to partner up with Activision and make a first or third person shooter set in the Starcraft universe? Is there going to be a Starcraft 3? Do you guys over at Blizzard still employ woke story writers? Because I think too many Leftists on your writing teams just ruin the story telling and dialogues

      Yes

      How often are you forced to suck off troons in the workspace

      Yes

      Black person

      Yes

      [...]
      Is the new WoW retail expansion leaked "Stormbreak" with a new zone and focused on dwarves (Wildclan, Earthen Ring, etc.)?

      Yes

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        sus

    • 8 months ago
      Blizz Anon

      Yes

      Are you guys ever going to partner up with Activision and make a first or third person shooter set in the Starcraft universe? Is there going to be a Starcraft 3? Do you guys over at Blizzard still employ woke story writers? Because I think too many Leftists on your writing teams just ruin the story telling and dialogues

      No

      How often are you forced to suck off troons in the workspace

      No

      [...]
      Is the new WoW retail expansion leaked "Stormbreak" with a new zone and focused on dwarves (Wildclan, Earthen Ring, etc.)?

      No

      Is it okay to draw e-girl lewds of Orphea? It should drive some attention into HOTS

      No

      Black folk?

      No

  61. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are you guys ever going to partner up with Activision and make a first or third person shooter set in the Starcraft universe? Is there going to be a Starcraft 3? Do you guys over at Blizzard still employ woke story writers? Because I think too many Leftists on your writing teams just ruin the story telling and dialogues

  62. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    How often are you forced to suck off troons in the workspace

  63. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Black person

  64. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Is the new WoW retail expansion leaked "Stormbreak" with a new zone and focused on dwarves (Wildclan, Earthen Ring, etc.)?

  65. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it okay to draw e-girl lewds of Orphea? It should drive some attention into HOTS

  66. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Black folk?

  67. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    more OW2 story missions at blizzcon?

  68. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    are there any big plans for hearthstone in the future to help salvage the game or no?

  69. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    did your parents love you?

  70. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    homosexual

  71. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    what is the next game coming to steam?

  72. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Warcraft 3 is still being work on?

  73. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    are you my real dad?

  74. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is Classic planned to include Pandaria at some point?

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