Blizzard just killed Diablo 4

HAHAHA, so check this out: because a handful of autists who haven't taken a shower since Obama was president no-lifed the game and min/maxed perfectly to crit for 2 billion, Blizzard decided to nerf the entire game for everyone! Their stated reason was that some people were slaughtering high-level monsters far too easily.

Why did they not embrace it and buff everyone to the level of S-tier builds so we all could have fun? Why make the game objectively more unfun and grindy for everyone?

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    epic post. epic for the win my guy!

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not my problem

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >game should be piss easy
    Just play cookie cutter

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      seriously now, what is the difference between cookie cliker and diablo?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Diablo 4 is already a piss easy game for casuals, what more could you want?

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because people kept complaining about power creep in Diablo 3. Now you frickers are reaping what you sowed.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Diablo: Reaper of Sows
      I get it now

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why didn't they just not design it into Diablo 4 moron?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >not design it into

        >>in an ARPG
        huh? you okay there fella?

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    because blizzard hasn't learned anything since 2004

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Why make the game objectively more unfun and grindy for everyone?
    Is this your first Blizzard game?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's my first Diablo game. My only other Blizzard game was vanilla WoW, I absolutely loved it but stopped playing just before burning crusade.

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    blizzard killed everything a long time ago

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    no bearfrick no buy

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Why did they not embrace it and buff everyone to the level of S-tier builds so we all could have fun?
    They should have just given the bosses the HP that scales off your DPS, like Ultra-Greed or Hush from the Binding of Isaac.

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he bought D4
    lol
    lmao
    I mean it's extremely sad and pathetic, but also extremely hilarious at the same time.

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >HAHAHA, so check this out
    Stopped reading there.
    OP is a gay

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder if I was to start my own business and insult people as badly as blizzard does if I would succeed

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      you first have to collect a userbase of 80iq subhumans

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, you would only need to devote some budget for the shills who will gaslight everyone that your decisions are actually the best and everyone complaining is a toxic alt-right white supremacist nazi male.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's not how blizzard succeeded in becoming a big name. This is post-success.

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    good D4 is too easy, I beat a level 75ish Butcher in a nightmare dungeon last week at level 55ish just kiteing it around 2 hydras.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      this.
      but diablo fans want easy. they want a slot machine, not content that requires thought and planning.
      I crack up at the forum posts saying they'll just go play PoE when they can't even handle D4.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because diablo games were easy, they were never difficult in a way they are trying to make them difficult now. They never one shot you out of nowhere, they always rewarded proper preparation, and if you knew what content you were running, you could absolutely shit on it. A properly specced and geared char in D1 was godly, even worse for D2, a good char could be half naked and shit on hell (some builds), its only with D3 and D4 that they have decided that difficult = omega damage sponge and 1 shots.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he thinks this is about providing challenge
        even if it was, this is the most pants on head moronic way of doing it

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Incredible. People are still buying Blizzard products.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      nuff said

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It must be an out of season April Fools joke

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    because they want people to spend more time in the game so they have more chances to fumvlble their way into the store and spend money on it

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he said without providing a shred of evidence
    Still buying the legendary edition + cash shop + battle pass
    Cope and seethe poorFFXIVgay

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bro?

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm still playing Diablo 2 + plugy
    not my problem

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who cares? After 2004 Blizzard have patched games for no reason than to keep the game fresh or generate drama. It has NEVER been about balance and they make unbalanced changes to elevate some classes above others to force a change in the meta. It works even better with ecelebs sperging out over every little change.

    Also if anyone sctually bought D4 they get everything they deserve

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not buying this piece of shit but if your idea of fun is "oneshotting enemies with no effort" you're a complete homosexual
    just boot up skyrim and start using the console commands at that point, that's probably more fun for you

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    you've bought nuBlizzard ~~*product*~~ you have no one but yourself to blame

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