The journos are turning against Diablo and the normies are calling it Diablo 4/10 and saying its Cringe L Fortnite Dance.
This was meant to be our saviour to light WoW and Overwatches darkest hour. We NEED to reshape the narrative to save our brand.
Any ideas?
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I don't like modern pc journalism but PC gamer is right. Diablo IV is a mediocre arpg with gaas.
>SCHLIZAUGE, SEI WACHSAM
fricking hell, not a single frick given with that one, gotta love it
>Laras dicke Dinger
this cover is 20 years old... different times
Just noticed that bit too. One hell of a cover, that's for sure.
The whole mag during that time was racist, sexist and offensive as frick and holy shit, did I love it.
The Chaos Legion review for example was mostly just the journo shitting on the dumb name of the protag and him looking like a total homosexual.
>hätten wir uns übergeben
great way to start it off
>Ahmet Iscitürk
lmao
>Auch wenn mich die extreme Gay-Optik des Hauptdarsteller ankotzt
Fricking lmao
Ahmet was awesome.
In one of the DVD video outtakes during a train ride he was talking about how to properly deflower minors only to suddenly break into praising the beer he just got served in a tonally completely dissonant way - no, I'm not making this up.
>That entire text
>Schulenporno-Casting
>Redaktions-Osmane
>Söhne Nippons
>Die Umgebungsgrafik ist kahler als die Birne unseres Redaktions-Osmanen.
>Understand the sons of nippon. How can you call a character "Victory Truth"? Isn't it enough that Japanese game heroes look like they're on their way to a gay porn casting? Although: We're already glad that the guy's last name isn't "Heil".
Absolute fricking legend, dude had no filter in the slightest, love it!
>no, I'm not making this up.
What a guy, a different time for sure.
>Ahmet Iscitürk
Redaktions Osmane!
Care to translate a couple highlights for WW2 winners?
>THIS IS YOUR VICTORY!
top text
>If Chaos Legion was as moronic as the name of its hero "Sieg Warheit (Victory Truth)" we would've thrown up. But thankfully we're in luck!
test
>Who understands those sons of Nippon. How can you call your character "Sieg Wahrheit"? Isn't it enough that Japanese game protags all look like as if they're on the way to a gayporn-casting? To be honest, we're already glad that his surname isn't "Heil"
>*actual "test"*
summary box
>Wow, shit's going on here! Although the extreme gay-look of the main character is pissing me off I still have fun with Chaos Legion
first pic
>performance of a Japanese expressive dance group with a knack for dramatization
second pic
>the environments are emptier as the noggin of our editorial staff Ottoman
third pic
>Sieg Wahrheit dresses in tight leather-rags and his hair looks like the result of a lost bet
>>Wow, shit's going on here! Although the extreme gay-look of the main character is pissing me off I still have fun with Chaos Legion
dawww that's cute
טקסט עליון
> אם לגיון הכאוס היה מפגר כמו שמו של הגיבור שלו "סייג וורהייט (אמת הניצחון)" היינו מקיאים. אבל למרבה המזל יש לנו מזל!
מִבְחָן
> מי מבין את אותם בני ניפון. איך אתה יכול לקרוא לדמות שלך "Sieg Wahrheit"? האם לא מספיק שגיבורי המשחק היפניים נראים כולם כאילו הם בדרך לליהוק של גייפורנו? למען האמת, אנחנו כבר שמחים ששם המשפחה שלו הוא לא "היל"
>*מבחן בפועל*
תיבת סיכום
> וואו, חרא קורה כאן! למרות שהמראה הגיי הקיצוני של הדמות הראשית מעצבן אותי, אני עדיין נהנה עם Chaos Legion
תמונה ראשונה
> מופע של להקת ריקוד אקספרסיבית יפנית עם כישרון להמחשה
תמונה שנייה
>הסביבות ריקות יותר כמו המפתח של צוות העורכים שלנו
תמונה שלישית
>סיג ורהייט מתלבש בסמרטוטים צמודים ושערו נראה כמו תוצאה של הימור אבוד
remember when nerds could have a community where we could look at 3D/2D babes that literally hurt no one and no body cared. I mean parents cared but sure parents also didnt like you watching cartoons.
now its a partisan zeitgeist constantly apologizing for its faults even though it made it that way to begin with. "developers" who yell at you if you dont like their game, and women who so badly want to be integrated into a subculture but have no soul, taste, or other passions that they have to come and yell at everyone who likes it, even other women who actually enjoy games. i dont think theres every been anything else like this. maybe men entering womans sports? out of touch with the demographic, rejected by the other players, cries about not being welcomed in this already established community
Über alle Maßen basierend. Sieg Wahrheit !!
PC Action was amazing
back when games had soul and not estrogen and bloodclots
https://www.kultmags.com/mags.php?folder=UEMtQWN0aW9u
>laras dicke dinger
We need them now more than ever before.
>racism
>misogynist
>dude bro humor
>slurs
wtf was wrong 20 years ago?
Oh no
You need to back. Like way up there back in your cuck father's scrotum.
SOUL
We have to go back
I genuinely pity zoomers who dont understand how good we had it.
Its like the grizzled old boys who live in places like detroit and remember it being a bastion of industry and forefront of the american dream, watching their great grandkids roll their eyes when they are told "no, it WAS better back then!". Same shit different generations.
>Schlitzauge, sei wachsam! Agent Orange wird frisch gepresst!
Holy frick, how THE FRICK did they get away with it
Back then our freedom of speech wasn't as restricted as it is now
by simply doing it, reddit spacer
LETS PAY MORE MONEY
>playing goyslop
Quadrupling down on low quality, bugs, unfun gameplay, anti-white racism and troony shit didn't work?!
>anti-white racism and troony shit
I haven't played this or D3, is this stuff actually in the game or are you just making shit up?
Its a game made in current year in california. What do you think? are you that blind to the state of the industry in the us?
so you don't have any actual proof or things to back up your claim?
well do you
I'm not blind to it, I'm just also aware that people like to make shit up to be angry at, and I'm curious how anti-white racism and troony shit manifest in the game if they are actually there.
>live service bloat
Seasonal stuff is the lifeblood of every big ARPG. Without reading the article I am going to assume they just want to play 1 character eternally and not have to engage with seasonal stuff.
>Seasonal stuff is the lifeblood of every big ARPG
Seasonal stuff is not only completely unnecessary, it is predatory FOMO garbage
At that point you might as well just play a MMO
>Seasonal stuff is the lifeblood of every big ARPG
no
Name one where making a seasonal character and doing the content again isn't what 99% of the playerbase does.
>predatory
Except it costs fricking nothing to experience? You can also skip it and come back in a year or two and do the stuff later.
'Seasons' don't have anything to reset and is no different than you deleting your character.
No Leaderboards to reset
No Paragon to reset (capped at 100)
No Economy to reset (no trading)
Nightmare Dungeons (rifts) cappped at 100, no timer, you can't fail.
Clearly you never played Diablo 3.
Seasons and battle pass turns games into a job
Its only if you want it to be. Stop being a slave to playing the same shit forever. You can skip 2 years of POE seasons and go in without issues. You sound like you got burned by Bungie selling 10 dollar seasons every 3 months and 40 dollar expansions every year.
Reminder: ARPG looters are the white mans gacha. Keep tapping that button hoping the big sparkles drop and you get the dopamine release!
hes fricking right 🙁
a game journalist criticizing a game? What the frick is going on? Did Blizzard's checks not clear or something?
Lots of them are losing their jobs as their media companies go under. Makes sense they would start lashing out.
There are more people hating blizzard than liking them at this point in time, so its a pretty safe time to shit on them.
I called it before the game released. Players will run back to D2 and D3 after a few months. D4 is honestly not that fun of a game, and the endgame is terribly bland. It took an expansion to get D3 right, but there's no excuse for D4 being this bad when you finally figured it out with 3.
literally anyone that isn't a hardcore shill called it, you're not special.
I'm special because I didn't even buy it.
d4 was meant to be a d3 xpac, but got retooled into a "sequel" because blizz deemed d3 a failure
and instead of keeping the systems that worked by the end of RoS, they did the same stupid shit west devs to every time, tried to "make it their own" and now you got that joke of a skill tree
who is shocked considering the last game director was a dude with "VEGAN" tatooed on his arm.
most of the time developing this must've sitting on top of dildos inventing system that were scrapped 2 weeks later
>they did the same stupid shit west devs to every time, tried to "make it their own" and now you got that joke of a skill tree
it's weird they're trying so hard with this tree. no one asked for it.
>because blizz deemed d3 a failure
Anon, diablo 3 is the longest supported blizzard's not mmo game
I haven’t played d4 but my buddy is into it and every time he talks about it it sounds like he’s playing a cellphone game.
d4 is inspiring me to finish playing PoE so it did something good
I must admit. I'd have quit a regular Diablo at this point. I always hop on 30 minutes before a world boss to do a dungeon and chat shit to my new guild.
Welcome back to the maze blizzsister. Gobble gobble, one of us.
D4 is so fricking boring, i dont ever want to play it ever again after finishing it once.
I cant refund this shit anymore, im stuck with a 100$ game i fricking hate.
"We have heard you, we will be spending the next 2 years making the game at least mediocre and replayable instead of making the next game good."
>mfw gave up on blizzard a long time ago, started playing other games.
>Passen nicht jeder Frau: Hella von Sinnens Netzstrümpfe
God, I miss dumb humor like this
>Damit sehen sie nicht nur aus wie eine techno-tunte auf ecstasy, sondern nehmen ihre umgebung auch so wahr
>Zum vergleich: In Thailand bekommen sie für den kaufpreis von 3DD Strip Poker (15 Euro) eine ganzkörpermassage, eine warme mahlzeit und womöglich 'nen tripper obendrauf.
>Hella von Sinnens Netzstrümpfe
>genre: stimulation
>Any ideas?
make games that are fun and not manipulative rent extraction schemes
Getting to 50 was fun enough but the mob density of endgame sucks so fricking much its literally just
>Kill 4 mobs
>Walk to the next pack
I thought the appeal of these games was killing a shit tonne of stuff super quickly
>I thought the appeal of these games was killing a shit tonne of stuff super quickly
that's d3 which perfected the formula, and for some reason the d4 team decided trash pulls should be more meaningful and strategized.
PoE has the biggest monster pack density out of all Arpgs, because you can modify maps with multiple different ways. Roll a map with 40% monster pack size, Incursion+ Delirium content on top and Breach scarab and you can no longer see the floor from monsters. Or if you want to melt your eyeballs, group up in co-op and juice the crap out of Blight map like pic related.
you might think this looks cool, but i can assure you, it's actually an unreadable fricking mess. maybe the ARPG genre should just go the way of the RTS.
Its unreadable mess because players themselves modified the map to have so many things on the screen that it becomes unreadable. PoE allows players to also make ridiculous builds that take the entire screen and cause you to have an epilepsy seizure with all the effects. Most of those builds aren't even good but at least you got the option.
This just vampire survivors for people with even more autism that viampire survivor players.
>This gameplay is fricking fire!
this
>that papa freezeria order
fricking hell
>pack of mobs
>half of them run away so there's a bunch of random stragglers plinking at you from range after the elite is dead that have to go use your spender on since the generator does 0 DPS so the next pack you have no mana left and have to generate some again while half the pack spreads out around you to plink at you
I don't get it. Like everything is designed to be incredibly annoying.
>noooo why don't the enemies just stand there and let me kill them
it was kinda fun playing through the campaign but seeing blizzard nerf every xp farm and build that doesn't suck ass makes me not want to grind in it
plus the build variety sucks ass and I don't mean the number of builds you can make, I mean the number of viable builds you can play without the game kicking your ass and shitting down your neck
So is there a crack for single player campaign yet?
I'm not giving Blizzard any money.
No, that will no doubt take a while, if it will ever happen period since IT's a online only title.
Still surprised that people made a emulator for D3, and the expansion.
Ah shit make everyone trans, NOW
I miss the PC Action like you wouldn't believe. All these things that these journalists were written. Today they would lose their job, etc.
We really live in strange times.
>Wenn das leben als Taxifahrer echt so shclimm ist, dann möchten wir allen Philosophie-Studenten unser Mitleid aussprechen.
HAH FRICKING WAW
>entfachte das spiel bei mir eine Art Todessehnsucht. Tschernobyl, Mauerfall, Irankrieg, Taxi Raser. Was kommt wohl als Nächstes? Taxi Raser 2?
Jesus Christ Ahmet, chill
what's the most broken farming spot atm, i just hit 76 and would rather self immolate than do another nightmare dungeon or helltide
Whats the point? Just start a new character then, all you are grinding for is better rolls so you can do 30% more damage to clear harder dungeons.
>Wenn einem etwa der eigene Sohn eröffnet, das er schwul ist
B A S E D
A
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E
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Impossible in these days.
> ahmet
It's so over.
>Wenn pixelpüppchen mit dem "Hampelmann" zappelt und damit einen Hauch Behindertenwohnheim verspürt etwa.
Not only racist, but also ableist, Amazing.
>und damit einen Hauch Behindertenwohnheim verspürt etwa.
>DBZ autism
blast from the past
People highlightet a few, just throw them through google translate or DeepL
seasons were actually fun in d3
>everything reset
>leveling is stupid fast so we get to the meat and potato on day 1
>grind the shit out of rifts and greater rifts to build paragon and get gear
>start to fine tune our gear and gems for pushing further and further up the ladder
>complete seasonal journey for the rewards
shit is so simple and just worked.
SPEAK AMERICAN
>NOO I DONT WANNA MISS OUT ON THE FUN
all you have to do is use a funny translator
VIDEO GAMES???
Never played Diablo, but just looking from outside D4 looks fun, Blizzard seems to have actually delivered a full quality game, with some cosmetic microtransactions.
Why are people so mad at it?
Its mostly just that the endgame and build variety suck wiener, its hard to see from the outside looking in but when you play you notice it a lot
Yeah, I'm not sure what makes a good Diablo endgame, all the people I know have been saying Diablo's (insert version here) endgame sucks, except for 2??
D2's endgame was multiplayer, grind and showoff your cool stuff. It was new back then before mmorpgs.
I already went back to Diablo 2 Resurrected. It STILL hasn't been topped and shits all over Diablo 4.
Frick Turkey
I wonder if they'll eventually create an offline mode down the line. Be weird if they made Diablo 1-3 and 5/6 but not 4 in 20 years.
Anything past Diablo II was a mistake
Never played 3, but my cousin was a huge Blizzard fan and talked massive shit about it when it came out.
What's the deal?
It was terrible at launch, fixed to be pretty decent later. The inherent problem with the ARPG genre however is that the innovation within it peaked with D2 that also was audiovisual lightning in the bottle when it comes to atmosphere, and since then the only thing competitors and sequels have tried to do better is the endgame grind.
Reasonable enough. The clones could probably be better if they slowed down a bit, but Diablo fans are meth heads.
Also pretty understandable.
Hope 4 goes offline some day. I'm never touching a online only grind game.
You could buy gear with irl money. There was literally a real money auction house for gear. Not to mention the game is the slowest, most boring dogshit until the end of act 3 and then it starts picking up a bit.
PoE released not long after D3 release and every single ARPG moved over after that. Likely to happen again as PoE2 is due for release soon.
Anything past Diablo II is called Path of Exile.
If you were hyper-masculine and did things to increase your testosterone production, such as lifting weights, wouldn't it stand to reason that receiving--and retaining--loads of semen into your anus regularly would allow you to become even more masculine? You could, in essence, absorb masculinity from the semen through the lining of your rectum in a similar fashion to how people "butt chug" alcohol to get more drunk than just drinking. You'd have to refrain from ejaculating through, or at least recycle your own load by eating it or injecting it into your own rectum.
Anyway, what class is the most masculine in D4?
Looks like even a blind squirrel can find a nut at least once in its life
D3 was a braindead frickfest, and this is worse? Good lord
How has this game mindbroken Ganker so hard?
Making fun of Blizzdrones for falling for yet another pile of shit isn't mindbroken.
Nice psyop zivtroony, you yoshitpiss cultists are a fad but Blizzard is the god of gaming and can never die.
Anti-Blizzard sisters I'm doing overtime on damage control and yet everywhere I go people ignore me and tell me some BS about how they're having fun with Diablo 4. What's worse is the game is selling like crazy.... how do we win in this situation?
Maybe the game is fun?
>thread started out well, with d4 criticism and nazi magazine posting
>ended with path of exile autism, cuz of course it fricking did
Can we have a single thread stay on fricking topic and not become some console or franchise autism war?
When the main game is bad people are going to turn to discussing alternatives.
Is that why poetards always come to diablo threads?
they gotta do something while they wait for their spreadsheet to figure out what to spend real money on in the market
Yeah, they have a mutual shit game connection. Nobody can determine which is worse.
I haven’t cared about Blizzard ever since they trooned and started abusing women or whatever
its one of the most boring games I have ever watched a streamer play. The only guy I know who actually played only lasted 3 hours before getting bored.
V Rising base building/open world PVP with Diablo 4's PVE content is the way to go.
D4 is a very safe and consolized, it's a shame im quite bored of it already.
Is diablo 3 worth buying? I only played pirated diablo 2 and the bundle of diablo 2 and 3 is 20-25$.
Is diablo 3 "fun" for a not a hard-core person? I loved Naz in Hots and love necros in games
diablo 3 is the best game in the genre. all the mindless clickan and giant numbers you could want