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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Alchemist's touch tile with 320 buccaneer, 300 druid and a camo trap maybe?
    spent $8900 in challenge mode and lost 390 lives on round 49 and then died on 51 to regrows, will definitely help if you have moab clash and or hard baked and definitely heartless because this stupid fricking druid makes a regrow farm on round 49 and 51

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      300 over 030 druid? Is the stalling better than straight up clearing the bloons?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        yeah, if we get box of monkies then you can afford 320 or 302 druid
        we also might have to get hard baked or air and sea

        really shit combo, where's your global tower

        got your global tower right here *grabs penis*

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      really shit combo, where's your global tower

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >a camo trap
      Camo Trap is our daily team Relic, it's changing to something else when the tickets hit. You'd have to go cap the Camo Trap relic tile otherwise.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      why are you fixated on top path druid
      literally just take 420 ace and 140 druid

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That goes over the price limit moron

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          shut up

          because it doesn't cost $15000 fricking dollars and actually survives round 49

          cope

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            queer

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        because it doesn't cost $15000 fricking dollars and actually survives round 49

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    dis homie have colorblind mode!

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    make a swastika

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >pink team actually woke up

    oh no no no b-team sisters... it's over

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    my eyes dont work

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    so take 130 druid then big fricking deal

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      THAT COSTS EXACTLY $9050 YOU CLOD

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You could take a 030 druid, the boat would pop the leads, it's that simple

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        cope

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          do you have monkey knowledge enabled on that calculator?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            no

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              the druid costs $100 more, and the plane costs $50 more in game, I wonder if an update changed the prices and the calculator didn't update

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                ok so it's still not over the limit

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                that makes it equal cost, so it won't be captured
                410 plane, 130 druid, camo trap makes it capture though

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                At that point do you even need the crosspath on the plane? 400 should work I think unless it was really close.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I die from leaks on 49 and 51 even with 420 ace, so probably

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Anon, I...

                do your fricking math and get the frick out 4264

                7574+100+50 = not over the limit

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                no more camo trap

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Anon, I...

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                do your fricking math and get the frick out 4264

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    fellas please be nice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Updated the game on my alt account, and I managed to confirm that Corvus + Rejuv still works
    So either it's the intended interaction, or nobody noticed yet. I think that'd have a much better chance at the R100 Deflation than trying to juggle 2 of Corvus (especially after the Recovery nerf)

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      On a similar note, controlling two of Corvus still makes them share the mana pool and spell cooldowns which is pretty fricking lame

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Would Geraldo be able to level up in time to unlock the rejuv potion?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Not sure, haven't played with Geraldo that much to know his level gain rate. I suppose I could spend some money on him if I absolutely have to, but it shouldn't be that much since I probably won't need the Rejuv until the very late game

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why are you doing R100 Deflation on Co-Op

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I want to do it with 2 heroes

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    is there anyone on b-team who has even been using the going the distance relic? If not I'm just gonna let pink keep it kek

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's good with heroes, tack shooter, and ice, but it's kinda niche

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >it's kinda niche
        There's more overpowered relics like the Fortified and Lead popping ones but more range is always good outside of any strat that's using Ace or Mid Druid. More range translates directly into more damage.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          not necessarily

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    hey guys why don't you use Discord for this kind of stuff

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      have a nice day

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >using discord

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Stay alive

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      because that's fricking gay and you should have a nice day for even thinking it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Because "Activate!" spam and delayed posts here are all the communication we need

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    if nothing else at least we're fricking over the tryhards for global placements and they might get demotivated enough to quit

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yellow and Pink both have a goddamn Mage Tower, they're not autists interested only in profile badges and cheesing the system, they're here to win big at Local and that's exactly what they're doing

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >they're here to win big at Local and that's exactly what they're doing
        Not if we have a say in it!

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Our two choices are: frick over Yellow (which will let Pink take first) or frick over Pink (which will let Yellow score even higher)

          Or I guess there's fricking over Blue just to feel better about getting stomped

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I don't frick anyone I just cap any banners I can

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Don't be such a doomer, we're almost making more points than yellow and pink combined, the future is bright for us as long as we keep at this rate.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >do well as tickets refresh because a bunch of us are playing now
              >lose out in the next 23 hours when the rest of theirs start playing
              This is going to be the third day in a row of it my man, a lead is meaningless if you can't hold onto it

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    what rounds should I use thrive

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Depends on what you want to do, round end and shit
      38-39 are good before r40,
      if going to r60 you want 49-50 and 54-55

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://bloons.fandom.com/wiki/Rounds_(BTD6)
      48 is a very good round for it

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    gonna post more goofy fanart because we need more goofy art

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Purple is making a move

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >purple is awake now

    lel

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >purple in a complete struggle bus trying to take a max score degraded time attack tile

    I kinda feel bad

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Whoever is in FAH right now, I think I can get around a 3 min time in there I'm going to try it right now if you can't get it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      no you cant

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    We desperately need to wipe out these little pockets of pink all over the map, push them back into their corner.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Get fricked pink (DAD tile)

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      nice

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      and its gone lol

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Goddamn it, they're better players than us, that's the problem, the only way we can prevent them from getting tiles is to completely cut them off and not give them an opportunity.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          yeah im capping some easy singular tiles from them

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Get fricked again

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        ebin

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I wish I understood how to be not shit at races

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >implying I do

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            homie you post this now?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I posted the channel yesterday and said he uploads those, but it still was not up.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    could someone take box of monkey on eaf?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >90 rounds with 15 tiers
      That's a bit of an ask, but I think that needs Alch Touch to go well

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not even sure how to do it without hard baked, what do you even use on that tile? I guess ezili + 205 bomb shooter + something else? maybe 050 carpet of spikes

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe beast handler? You put it in gap between the two tracks and you move the beast as needed

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Does middle path even get camo? I know about the Camo Trap, and Ezili can deal with some of them to delay the trap, but will it be enough? R70 might make it eat shit

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Ezili gives camo with the totem, but if you want to go up to round 89 you can place the camo trap after 47 ends (technically you can in the middle of 47 but don't risk it if you don't know what you're doing) and it'll decamo every single camo up until r90
            Not counting r90 because I don't know how much decamoing it takes to decamo each DDT.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >Ezili gives camo with the totem
              Oh, right, with the massive healthgain it might be an option after all
              No promises on a capture but if nobody else does, I'll give it some tries after I'm done with this tile

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I have no idea if this will work but I'm going to try this, both going to T5.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Godspeed, I guess I'll try to snatch a couple of tiles off Pink in the meantime

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Managed to buy carpet right at the end of 75
                Camo trap was put at the start of 48
                Thrives were used at the start of 49 and 74.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Jesus, well fricking done man, now pink only has one tile at the center of the map.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It's still not done, I'm not sure this beats 81-90
                It should but who knows.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Ah I see, it definitely should, are you using Ezili's totem to constantly activate the bomb's ability?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I'm saving it just in case, but yes that combo is powerful and why I thought of this in the first place.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                The third DDT killed me because I leaked something on 89 and bomb ability was not up by the end of 90
                frick me
                trying again from 80

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                (Me)
                Does the sticky trap not work with DDTs? I keep needing to leak/totem on 89 which means I can't save it for 90 but the trap didn't even slow the DDTs

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It can only slow moab type bloons if monkey knowledge is enabled on the tile

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I should have brought camo flogged shit, can't go back or I lose the camo trap.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Finally got it, had to time the moab hex well during 88 to not leak on 89 and have the bomb ability up on 90.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Fricking impressive dude, congrats.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Truly, I kneel

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                nice

                by the way, Camo Trap tile is done with 000 sniper, leak a couple rounds, then 520 heli. I don't know if it can be done in less than 9 tiers, but 050 heli might do something if you can even save up into it

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                nice

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    is it normal to lose all the time and not win
    >they getting through
    >game over
    >some leaves must fall
    >you lose
    >dont be afraid be angry
    >you suck
    >inb4 git gud

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      no one would play a video game they can't beat

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        how do you know you can't beat it if you don't play?

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    frick need camo trap to beat the alch touch score

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm back

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you're black

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        you're brown

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You're wrong when it's right
          It's black and it's white
          We fight, we break up
          We kiss, we make up

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      she got some sick moves yo

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like drawing more Fateweaver Adora because of how underrated it is

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you literally just drew her 4264, stop being a schizo

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        that's my signature

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    All in a day's work
    Please NK, less race banners next CT

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      How do you even hold that many at once? Don't you only get 4 tickets daily?

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    no fricking way pink got the alch

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      7100 WHAT THE FRICK???

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They had box of monkey + air and sea, I'm confident we can maybe take it back if we get these two.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        we have box of monkey so im trying rn

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Alright, I'm also trying to get air and sea rn

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I think they have the moab relic too so this score might be undoable for us

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think we can steal the camo trap tile, fairly sure the solution is 520 heli if you don't have the camo trap yourself and that's exactly the score they have right now.

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He's been at it for a while, wonder what he's up to

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    okay here's some more Fateweaver Adora

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    hard baked capped

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    CHIMPS FIRING RANGE
    Hop in: BBXOSL

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Good evening everyone,

    I fricking hate blue team.

    Thank you, that will be all for now.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm starting to hate pink team even more

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Pink is the worst, fricking buttholes

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I grabbed air and sea in case it helps

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      love air towers
      love sea towers

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        you love seamen

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Lookin' good, lookin' real good.
    If one of you anons could take pink's boss tile on the top left of the map then they'd have no chance of going back there.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I have 2 team tickets left and was honestly considering waiting until the camo trap tile degrades to steal it again (520 heli) and then recapture with the camo trap itself with a 500 heli.
      How worth it is it to secure the camo trap?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Taking MOAB clash once it degrades is the better investment imo, even if we get camo trap we wouldn't be able to use it for alch touch since it's surrounded by pink.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Any clues as to how to get it? They did 12 tiers, that's 2 T5 towers without a crosspath and I have no idea how.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, actually. Back when I did it I used a 500 Boomerang and a 050 Bomb shooter, Camo trap was used for the early game camos, Camo-flagged was used to pop round 78's second rush, glue trap was used to slowdown the superceramics on rounds 80+ and alch touch was used to avoid getting red hot rangs.
            ...unfortunately though I just realized we won't be able to take it without alch touch, damn shame.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      dang why did all the other teams choke
      last time I saw a pic of your guys' game you were getting btfo

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yellow is first
        Pink is second
        We're third
        They still have way more points than us.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You left out the very important part that we're making as many points as them both combined. Stop being such a downer, dude.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I wasn't trying to be a downer, but don't expect that to last. Same thing happened yesterday, by the time I wake up I expect both yellow and pink to have more point generation than us.
            If they stop going at it so strongly I'll be surprised.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Well, best case scenario they get so demoralized by seeing all of their tiles and relics taken that they just give up, worst case scenario they counterattack at a much more limited scale since they're missing a bunch of relics and vantage points.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        pink and yellow get way more active in a few hours while we normally play as soon as we get tickets

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          ah true enough
          honestly waiting for opponents to burn tickets isn't a bad play

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    FIRST EXPERT BLACK BORDER
    HELL YE LADS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nice.
      That's a fun map

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >The easiest map

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      now do dark dungeons

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >use carrier flagship on every map
    >play map with no water
    >get sad

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What else are you using that monkey money for if not inflatable pools?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        1. Monkey Knowledge
        2. CHIMPS
        3. I don't use powers on principle, I only used the one to get the achievement for it

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >use monkey money
          >on chimps
          huh?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I mean that since I usually play chimps I can't use monkey money

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Well outta tickets, ended up stealing a bunch of race banners from pink and yellow today so I hope we can catch up to them a bit at least.

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I can't decide what monkey knowledge I need now 🙁 I got the mana shield, bonus starting money, road tacks, and I just got the heroes start at level 3 one.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Did you get the free dart monkey/glue gunner?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, I have all the top tier ones - the free monkey, bonus money, mana shield, road spikes...

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Well you've got basically all the important ones then, from now you can just choose the ones you find most interesting

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        i love my free dart monkey

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I always make sure to feed him to adaora for the sweet +0 exp sacrifice

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            NOOO AODRA DON'T MOLEST THAT 000 DART MONKEY HE'S TOO YOUNG NOOOO

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    bloomp

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    quick question
    if i use cheat engine to buy all heroes and skins will i get flagged?
    and if im banned does that mean i can't play the game anymore or just multiplayer

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      as long as you aren't adding monkey money to your account you should be fine. there should be an option in the cheat engine table to make your monkey money not go down when you purchase something
      banned means you can only play with other banned people on multiplayer I think. single player is unaffected
      also, if you want to play multiplayer after using cheat engine, even if you have already closed it, make you you exit the game and relaunch it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why are you using cheat engine just to unlock heroes? The game gives you plenty of money to afford all of them just by playing normally.

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Man frick expert chimps this shit is unbelievable

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      024 sub on a straightaway goes hard

  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Sniper, Monkey Sub & Monkey Buccaneer attack 10% faster when set to 'Last' taregting priority.

    So how many of you use this?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Bucc can be useful to ensure grapeshot cleave

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i completely forgot about this, i cannot imagine setting a sniper on last

  47. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    good morning how's the war effort

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's picking up, I'd say we have a real chance at #2 local

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        We need to cap a lot more Pink for that. It's not just having having higher rate at the moment, it's cutting their growth at the same time.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Naturally, but alas, >12 hours
          Still, it's much better than where we were before, and is a solid middle finger to all the doomposters

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        that's not lookin too bad at all

  48. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >challenge is called "BTD5"
    >it's just all the towers capped to 330
    >can't use my favourite 2/3 Sniper because the Full-Auto is the bottom path

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >place 320 buccaneer, 320 alch, 220 village
      >alt tab until game over

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's about the principle of the matter. The 2/3 sniper has got to be my most-used tower across BTD5, Battles, and BMC, and I can't use it in the supposed BTD5 challenge

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