this guy was obsessed with his qt 3.14 neighbor and stalked her relentlessly. He filmed her through her window, stole a master key to the apartment from the staff and filmed her while she was sleeping, and finally dismembered her when she rejected him and wanted to move to a different apartment.
The lesson to learn in all this? If a guy seems creepy and weird, he probably is.
I have a friend who literally bought a house with an extra bedroom so he could invite this girl who's not into him to move in, she even has another boyfriend now and my friend still insists on keeping her around in case he has a chance. Some dudes are just super down bad
she probably will try to get with him after her current boyfriend pumps and dumps her and leaves her as a single mom. Women only care about men for their looks and sex appeal until the women hit the wall and are forced to date a beta bux deluxe in order to steal his resources.
he killed her because he panicked she was gonna call the cops when she found him in her home. basically roastie made a big scene like screaming and he panicked killed her to shut her up.
>wake up in the middle of the night >there's a creepy dude standing over you with a camera in his hand wearing a mask made from your panties, breathing heavily and filming you >"just don't panic bro"
>The lesson to learn in all this?
any girls in this thread, carry a firearm and don't be afraid to use it if the time comes. creepy dudes constantly fantasize about killing you, be careful and don't be fricking stupid
This. A single girl should always carry a gun, especially if they live alone. At the very least get a guard dog. Dogs can pick up immediately on weird vibes, and if this guy was sneaking into her room at night to watch her sleep a dog definitely would have picked up on that and barked.
You are a salty beta. There are plenty of women who know their way around firearms better than you. Guns can put women on an even playing field as men, that's why they call them the great equalizer.
Guns only exist when theres a man stronger than me so I can kill him and prove Im better than him and he was a dumbass for putting in effort. If we are dealing with people weaker than me guns dont exist anymore and I can do whatever I want.
T. Anon
its was pretty much this, she was just a nice next door neighbor
1 month ago
Anonymous
this happened to me recently. I met a girl at University that agreed to hang out with me outside of school and we hung out maybe 5 times in person in 3 months.
1 month ago
Anonymous
You should quickly ascertain if a woman is interested in you romantically. If she says she just wants to be friends, leave then never speak to her again, even when she gives you some whiny text later. Waiting around in the friendzone hoping you'll be next in line is one of the most beta things a man can do.
1 month ago
Anonymous
>You should quickly ascertain if a woman is interested in you romantically
how?
1 month ago
Anonymous
body language and voice pitch are decent indicators for autists like you and me
1 month ago
Anonymous
Its been said a thousand times but it's so funny to me how well received Ronnie is by being honest about who he is and what he looks like when 99% of comic artists portray themselves in a far more flattering light and are usually insufferable.
he killed her because he panicked she was gonna call the cops when she found him in her home. basically roastie made a big scene like screaming and he panicked killed her to shut her up.
this, she could live if she just put out.
but i guess to for a roastie touching "non chad" is worse than being dismembered
>They've never shown her photo.
imagine what it would be like if they were actually a couple
The lesson is people with no rizz need to realize that the problem isnt the world rejecting them, its themselves being trash noone likes. On the other side of that people with creeps around them be they man or woman need to learn that weapons are their only true deterent.
Some people just do not get the hint and the only way they understand is when they get shot.
this guy was obsessed with his qt 3.14 neighbor and stalked her relentlessly. He filmed her through her window, stole a master key to the apartment from the staff and filmed her while she was sleeping, and finally dismembered her when she rejected him and wanted to move to a different apartment.
The lesson to learn in all this? If a guy seems creepy and weird, he probably is.
nvm it is right here
I started believing in a higher power after seeing this.
The whole thing was just too perfect.
he killed her because he panicked she was gonna call the cops when she found him in her home. basically roastie made a big scene like screaming and he panicked killed her to shut her up.
If she had just put out some pussy she'd have lived.
Instead, the "creepy incel" gave her the ICK and it cost her life. That stupid woman actually believed she was above some nerdy guy just because of social norms. This is the kind of dissonance society creates.
If this were ancient times like Greece, that woman would've jumped to use her pussy to escape that potentially dangerous situation. Feed his delusions, not die.
No, he killed one of his college classmates. He asked him for a ride to Walmart and then pulled a gun on him during the ride over. Shot him a bunch of times and rolled his body into a ditch. Then attempted to hitchhike to Canada.
>Where are we taking this Lauren chick anyway? >Outside for bukake >What the hell for? We got her! Let's kill her now! >Uhh and if they find the body? >Body? What body? >krrrscchpantymaskkrrrschahahaha
>"Buh-Buh-Buh-Body?!!? EEYIKES!" >tugs at collar, copious amounts of steam rise out >GULP! >legs start spinning, cue hannah barbara run sfx >"Erm.. check please!" >dissapears, leaving behind a stayvun shaped cloud
The moment he realizes they found the body and it's all over. You can see it in his eyes as his world is slowly falling apart and it's all caught on tape.
It couldn't be more perfect.
>DID YA EVER BEAT DARK SOULS STAYVUN? >yes >WHAT WEAPON DID YA USE STAYVON >A zweinhander >WHA A ZWEUIHANDA STAYVON? WAH?? >... because it deals a lot of damage >YA LIKE DEALING DAMAGE TO THINGS STAYVON?
Why do these creeps always slash and hack up their victims instead of just poisoning their food? He could've just bought some fentanyl and spiked her groceries, he had already broken in multiple times to he had many opportunities to do it.
But no he kills her and stuffs her body parts in the trash
Poisons are indiscriminate, impersonal and hard to target specific people with. They also aren't anywhere near as lethal in real life as they are in murder mystery shows, especially fast acting ones, since your body doesn't want to be poisoned. It'll taste disgusting/make you throw up and then the dose is often reduced to non-lethal levels, then they call an ambulance and police and they get treatment and know someone tried to poison them.
You stab someone and that's that. They lose consciousness from the blood pressure drop and there's nothing more they can do.
t. not a serial killer but very interested in poisons
Anon making your parents proud as a concept is completely moronic. They're the ones that raised you, gave you the genes and education to succeed in life. You as a person have zero agency on if you make them proud or not, it's on them
>higher power when a man kills his wife and two little daughters
Uh, he has a free will to do so. Can't argue with that chief. >higher power when the man is under suspicion
Heh, I'm going to play this video on his TV, it's going to look hilarious in the upcoming true crime documentary!
It's the ad that plays right after that does it >Baby in womb (his wife was pregnant), followed by a skull covered in oil (he stuffed his daughters in oil cannister and hid them at the oil rig he worked at)
Wrong board
Now why would you go to Ganker to discuss Halo Stayvun?
>I don't know
The king of the hill opening version of that scene cracks me up every time
>B - I don't know
this guy was obsessed with his qt 3.14 neighbor and stalked her relentlessly. He filmed her through her window, stole a master key to the apartment from the staff and filmed her while she was sleeping, and finally dismembered her when she rejected him and wanted to move to a different apartment.
The lesson to learn in all this? If a guy seems creepy and weird, he probably is.
>The lesson to learn in all this?
just give the incel some pussy
Seriously why do men do shit like this? Like just go jack off
I don't think it's that easy
It is. I do it all the time
I have a friend who literally bought a house with an extra bedroom so he could invite this girl who's not into him to move in, she even has another boyfriend now and my friend still insists on keeping her around in case he has a chance. Some dudes are just super down bad
she probably will try to get with him after her current boyfriend pumps and dumps her and leaves her as a single mom. Women only care about men for their looks and sex appeal until the women hit the wall and are forced to date a beta bux deluxe in order to steal his resources.
please be bait
introduce him to /LULZ/
He was in the army and already into guns, wouldn't be surprised if he's in there
>just go jack off
I'm fricking trying, but the israelites and lefties keep making it harder and harder to do so
...do you always need media to supplement your masturbation? Why don't you just use your imagination? Or are you too rotted for that?
he killed her because he panicked she was gonna call the cops when she found him in her home. basically roastie made a big scene like screaming and he panicked killed her to shut her up.
>wake up in the middle of the night
>there's a creepy dude standing over you with a camera in his hand wearing a mask made from your panties, breathing heavily and filming you
>"just don't panic bro"
right. dont panic. pull out your gun. stand your ground law.
That's why you should always have a firearm within reach of your bed.
Minn Matrone from Sopranos. All she had to do was not set the thing off or scream HALP.
>The lesson to learn in all this?
if a guy seems creepy, dont reject him :*~~*~~
>The lesson to learn in all this?
any girls in this thread, carry a firearm and don't be afraid to use it if the time comes. creepy dudes constantly fantasize about killing you, be careful and don't be fricking stupid
not everyone is hot enough to have a stalker sweetie, keep dreaming
This. A single girl should always carry a gun, especially if they live alone. At the very least get a guard dog. Dogs can pick up immediately on weird vibes, and if this guy was sneaking into her room at night to watch her sleep a dog definitely would have picked up on that and barked.
But to own a gun and use it while taking charge of yout own safety requires responsibility, and women are fricking allergic to being responsible.
You are a salty beta. There are plenty of women who know their way around firearms better than you. Guns can put women on an even playing field as men, that's why they call them the great equalizer.
>any girls in this thread
>implying there are women on this board
Troons don't count.
Guns only exist when theres a man stronger than me so I can kill him and prove Im better than him and he was a dumbass for putting in effort. If we are dealing with people weaker than me guns dont exist anymore and I can do whatever I want.
T. Anon
>qt 3.14 neighbor
Meh, she wasn't even hot tbh.
They've never shown her photo.
can't you easily google her?
>They've never shown her photo.
imagine what it would be like if they were actually a couple
he unironically mogs her hard
she is ugly as frick
if you're going to be a crazy stalker at least pick a hot girl
its was pretty much this, she was just a nice next door neighbor
this happened to me recently. I met a girl at University that agreed to hang out with me outside of school and we hung out maybe 5 times in person in 3 months.
You should quickly ascertain if a woman is interested in you romantically. If she says she just wants to be friends, leave then never speak to her again, even when she gives you some whiny text later. Waiting around in the friendzone hoping you'll be next in line is one of the most beta things a man can do.
>You should quickly ascertain if a woman is interested in you romantically
how?
body language and voice pitch are decent indicators for autists like you and me
Its been said a thousand times but it's so funny to me how well received Ronnie is by being honest about who he is and what he looks like when 99% of comic artists portray themselves in a far more flattering light and are usually insufferable.
I think we've all been there once
>she is ugly as frick
At least one of you in each of these threads.
she may be 10/10 in india where you're from, but in white countries she's ugly as frick
this is why your race is dying,bbc will gladly breed that white chocolate
They are both below average but he is a dirty slob and she looks clean and nice.
He is a 2 and she a 5 because of that(or was no offense)
b***h looks like someone photoshopped rick hoffman onto her body
this, she could live if she just put out.
but i guess to for a roastie touching "non chad" is worse than being dismembered
wtf she looks 40
>The lesson to learn in all this?
Just say yes, b***h.
The lesson is people with no rizz need to realize that the problem isnt the world rejecting them, its themselves being trash noone likes. On the other side of that people with creeps around them be they man or woman need to learn that weapons are their only true deterent.
Some people just do not get the hint and the only way they understand is when they get shot.
>stand in public property
>woman doesn't want you there
>car stolen
How is this acceptable?
Its a gated community.
he became cool in prison though, someone post the pic
nvm it is right here
She was alright, looked more milf than qt
If she had just put out some pussy she'd have lived.
Instead, the "creepy incel" gave her the ICK and it cost her life. That stupid woman actually believed she was above some nerdy guy just because of social norms. This is the kind of dissonance society creates.
If this were ancient times like Greece, that woman would've jumped to use her pussy to escape that potentially dangerous situation. Feed his delusions, not die.
IMO Stupid b***h deserved it.
dial 8
>stole a master key to the apartment from the staff
do americans really have strangers holding keys to their houses?
lmao
Staff having keys to a dorm room doesn't sound strange.
If you are renting then you really should have spare keys, wouldn't want some guy to dissapear and now you have to break/lockpick the door.
Stayvun
Hey I recognize him
That's the guy from the Pretending To Be Crazty video
>are the demons with us in the room, Steeeeyen?
Wrong guy
Post the stayvun roll pic
haha. but ok, seriously. level with me Steven. What DID happen?
Why did you preorder a digital $100 game + battlepass Stayvun?
I wonder if anyone has ever decided to give their obsessive stalker a chance only to end up with a nice happy family
YA'H CANT RUN TO ANOTHER BOARD STAYVU, I AM ALL.
DID YOU DO IT?
DID YOU KILL THA'T POOR LIL' GIRL?
Why did you buy all those games on the steam sale, Stayvun? You know you're never going to play them all, Stayvun.
to have
What happens if you put him and pic related in a room?
they will talk about their factorio saves
Didn't this guy kill some random hitchhiker or something?
No, he killed one of his college classmates. He asked him for a ride to Walmart and then pulled a gun on him during the ride over. Shot him a bunch of times and rolled his body into a ditch. Then attempted to hitchhike to Canada.
jeez
All just because he wanted to see what it would be like to do it
this guy was pretty fascinating ngl. there is just... nothing. its not a LARP.
he is simply
not
there
what a fricking mess. most humans really do not have souls.
I mean, there are apparently people who don't have an "inner voice", so is it really a surprise?
>Where are we taking this Lauren chick anyway?
>Outside for bukake
>What the hell for? We got her! Let's kill her now!
>Uhh and if they find the body?
>Body? What body?
>krrrscchpantymaskkrrrschahahaha
>tfw didn't put the body in the correct dumpster to be collected the following day.
>"Buh-Buh-Buh-Body?!!? EEYIKES!"
>tugs at collar, copious amounts of steam rise out
>GULP!
>legs start spinning, cue hannah barbara run sfx
>"Erm.. check please!"
>dissapears, leaving behind a stayvun shaped cloud
I miss these trope threads on Ganker and Ganker. Frickin jannies.
?t=40
>"he's getting away! after him!"
>chases Stayvun down the street
>runs past Stayvun who's holding a newspaper over his face as a disguise
The moment he realizes they found the body and it's all over. You can see it in his eyes as his world is slowly falling apart and it's all caught on tape.
It couldn't be more perfect.
this and the dude seeing a fetus on tv are killer kino
QRD?
?si=_vgQlvJTgZYCITgc&t=225
around 3:45
Oh right, I totally forgot about that. Holy shit.
>ads when you're just trying to view security footage
do americans really
targeted ads even
ONCE TOLD ME
>DID YA EVER BEAT DARK SOULS STAYVUN?
>yes
>WHAT WEAPON DID YA USE STAYVON
>A zweinhander
>WHA A ZWEUIHANDA STAYVON? WAH??
>... because it deals a lot of damage
>YA LIKE DEALING DAMAGE TO THINGS STAYVON?
styvuuuuun look are rock solid these chairs are styvuuun look at it man
>live life on ez mode
>all you have to do is not kill someone or be a creep
>be a creep then kill someone
why did stayvun do it
there will be no more video games, stayvuhn
Why do these creeps always slash and hack up their victims instead of just poisoning their food? He could've just bought some fentanyl and spiked her groceries, he had already broken in multiple times to he had many opportunities to do it.
But no he kills her and stuffs her body parts in the trash
>Jack the roper
Lel
Poisons are indiscriminate, impersonal and hard to target specific people with. They also aren't anywhere near as lethal in real life as they are in murder mystery shows, especially fast acting ones, since your body doesn't want to be poisoned. It'll taste disgusting/make you throw up and then the dose is often reduced to non-lethal levels, then they call an ambulance and police and they get treatment and know someone tried to poison them.
You stab someone and that's that. They lose consciousness from the blood pressure drop and there's nothing more they can do.
t. not a serial killer but very interested in poisons
what would you do to interrogate this guy differently than the officer who did? I wouldn't even know how to get through to him
Torture him.
But waaaah we can't do that because muh morals, gotta treat a murderer with respect.
who will play him in the inevitable biopic?
weird al
bet you wish you at home playing factorio, huh stayvuuun?
>game breaks the fourth wall
I started believing in a higher power after seeing this.
The whole thing was just too perfect.
Jenson?
>people still post this fake
frick off stop glorifying killers
amazing what a simple haircut can do to a man's appearance
Killing women is based
Im sure your mother would be proud of you.
she's dead
Who cares
hylic moment
Anon making your parents proud as a concept is completely moronic. They're the ones that raised you, gave you the genes and education to succeed in life. You as a person have zero agency on if you make them proud or not, it's on them
not to glorify him or anything, I hate him and hope he rots in prison but that edited pic still just makes me kek
It's funny because it's fake autismo.
the funniest aspect is the black bailiff just straight cheesing it hahaha
>higher power when a man kills his wife and two little daughters
Uh, he has a free will to do so. Can't argue with that chief.
>higher power when the man is under suspicion
Heh, I'm going to play this video on his TV, it's going to look hilarious in the upcoming true crime documentary!
It's the ad that plays right after that does it
>Baby in womb (his wife was pregnant), followed by a skull covered in oil (he stuffed his daughters in oil cannister and hid them at the oil rig he worked at)
Why didn't he ask for a lawyer?
was Stevun a victim of the system?
just frick 65 year old gilfs, easy solution
WHAT BODY?
HEH HEH HEH HEH
*in slow motion voice*
OOOOOOOOHHHH SHIIIIIIIIIIT
A FUUUUUCKING GRENAAAAAAD-
*BOOOOOM!!!*
now say it in russian
Why do americans always look like unkempt subhuman morons? Shave your shitty fricking beard. Get a haircut.
YOU WILL REMEMBER MY NAME
Randy Stair.... wow cool name... NOT! maybe if you were named something badass like Andrew Blaze I would remember it. HAHAHAHAH