>boomers be like. >SIIIIIP

>boomers be like
>SIIIIIP
AHHHHH BACK WHEN MINECRAFTA WAS GOOD

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    A designer knows he has achieved perfection not when there is nothing left to add, but when there is nothing left to take away.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Read a book, moron.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's a quote from a world-renowned author, you dimwitted hypocrite.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's a quote from a world-renowned author, you dimwitted hypocrite.

      >Clear the canvas
      >Just a white .png left
      >"HURRR, PERFECTION BECAUSE SMART MAN SAY SO!!!!"

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        When you get so little out of a short quote, how could anyone ever actually engage with you?

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    for me it was xcave

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Boomer here, it was always dogshit garbage. As soon as that fat c**t ran to reddit for ideas it was over.

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I SUMMON YE FORTH, FLOAT Black person

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fact of the matter is that it was never "good"(an in complete); The 1.0 was rushed and even today I wouldn't consider the current version finished. It hasn't really changed much either since the 1.0 and Microsoft adds very little novelty things at a snails pace. The only thing I could say was actually good content(and not just more decorative blocks) was the pillager update and mansions.

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Building shit with Ganker when it was nothing but creative and lava would flood the map was peak comfy. I know you are too young to remember that but it's okay.

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    for me it's beta 1.3

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP
    >1.7.4, Now THAT was the best update

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      frick of microsoft. 1.4 was the last non pahjeet update

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    considering downloading the game again to play the modern beta mod. 1.7.3 world gen with new caves

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >fabric
      pass

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    it was a fun game, i only ever played it creative to build stuff. i lost interest after rpg stuff.

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's >current thing

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The last good update was the pillager update. anything after than was balls. Anyway minecraft is good when its just you and a friend screwing around in creative with minecarts and tnt

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >pillager
      anything post hunger*

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        speaking of hunger I miss minecraft hunger games servers. that and those spleefing tournaments.

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    from what i understand of this game you're supposed to just download create and play that?
    but my friend bought it for me and i played like 5 hours total so i may not understand perfectly

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I liked the ps3 version. Havent played it since so cant comment, but the fact this thing is reaching almost 15 years is amazing sign of autism in kids.

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    still no sharks

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >t. beta 1.7.3
    >world gen was random but still had biome specific features
    >no end game content, just build stuff
    >pistons
    >when you get bored you'd explore the world and find cool mountains and floating islands to make a new base
    >sprinting? that's for savages, hop on my minecart railway
    >enchantments? for what? you're already OP in diamond gear
    1.8 is fun to make map art in SMP but aside from that there is no good reason to move away from kino beta 1.7.3

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      this but with the best mods, ic2, buildcraft, millenaire and mo creatures
      there was literally nothing they could possibly add to the game after that to make it better

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      this but with the best mods, ic2, buildcraft, millenaire and mo creatures
      there was literally nothing they could possibly add to the game after that to make it better

      >millenaire
      Isn't it funny how some literal-who french mod from over a decade ago still mogs absolutely anything seen in vanilla MC?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        i mean yeah.
        villages and testificates are still literally useless, dont build shit and their trades are worthless

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      why 1.7.3 specifically when .4 or .5 exist?

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love All The Mods 8 bros

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Minecraft doesn´t need nor require shitty official updates.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is from a mod, right? Minecraft's lack of forested mountains always bothered me.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, it was honestly the most impressive mod made for Minecraft but was never fully completed because people cared more about shitty "Build The Earth" youtube meme than the actual capabilities of a tool which can pretty much replicate real time earth into a Minecraft world.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Minecraft's lack of forested mountains always bothered me
        aka normal fricking mountains
        christ citygays need to frick off

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          ??? what

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      the updates are better than anything the modding community has produced lol

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        No 🙂

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          lol that dinosaur is probably programmed to be a glorified cow with more hitpoints. Modders other than meowzie never produced anything like the warden.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Warden is the Steamiest piece of shit ever added, the location they're in isnt worth exploring and they themselves are just completely useless and are just a nuisance along with phantoms

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Doesn't refute anything. 99% of modded mobs are just reskinned cows, zombies, or skeletons.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            the warden and it's biome is one of the worst updates added to minecraft, almost phantom tier.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              almost mojang still hasn't added anything as quality as the create mod

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >tech autism
                >quality

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                good to know you aren't worth talking to.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                shut it, autist.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      What mod? I need a replacement for Terraforged already.

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its not even that Mopdern Minecraft os mworse. Most of the content they added actually adds to the game. It's juts that the development cycle sucks and we constantly get broken promises or they simple refuse to add stuff people want.

    The stuff they DO add, usually happens in a very select areea of the game, which makes the experience very lopsided. A jungle has so much more to offer than a birch forest, it's not even funny.

    I'd rather want them to work towards a final version of the game.

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    minecraft is zoomercore though

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    so when did minecraft lost it's SOVL?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      1.8

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      beta 1.8
      the adventure update was a mistake

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      he never lost it
      you just grew up and became jaded (like everyone) so there is no more childlike wonder you had as an innocent kid

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    brown bricks

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically kino worldgen

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Boomers don't care about Minecraft.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      b-but im a 19 year old boomer and i care about miecraft... *ssssssip*

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Be like
    Why is every single zoomer meme just nigspeak

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      frfr? no cap?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Have you seen their hair?

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I only got minecraft during the final months of the beta. Specifically 1.6.5 right before 1.6.6. I really wish I found out about it during the minecraft classic days before survival. Only had a few months to play before the adventure update and everything became shittier.

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/mapping-and-modding-java-edition/minecraft-mods/3106066-better-than-adventure-for-beta-1-7-3-timely

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Boomers have either stopped playing Minecraft long ago, are playing it heavily modded beyond recognizability, or moved to occasionally playing Vintage Story.
    Not a single boomer plays Minecraft anymore. It's a game exclusively for children, by manchildren.

  29. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  30. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    This shit was amazing, what are you on about? The perfect little nook to build your home in, with a shaft in the mountain leading up to the lookout at the crest.

  31. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    4 me? Its the brown bricks. I love building brown bricks in minecrapht

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm having the best time of my life placing brown bricks in minecraft.
      Building with with brown bricks in virtual world is the greatest human experience you can possibly have.

  32. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Notch actually used to post updates here. Shit like "hey gays I added doors today". Now the game doesn't even have a shoutout to Ganker anymore.

  33. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The biggest loss for the minecraft modding scene is that convoluted recipe simulator mods became the biggest mods around, since autistic people love that shit.
    Imagine if we had big gameplay mods that added actual combat mechanics, reasonable gear and item progression, things to do, shit to explore for loot, etc etc.

  34. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    there are mods to get old world gen back for newer version. Plus you can couple it with nostalgia tweaks to tweak almost all mechanics and get resource packs to make it look and sound like old minecraft

  35. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    why do you homosexuals fellate beta so much? after an hour or so there's nothing left to do (for the non-autistic, aspies should not be listened to) and all aspects of the game were just as undercooked then as they are now, neither notch nor current mojang had any goddamn idea about what to do with the game

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody is fellating beta because they thought it was good in its current state. Everyone knows it was just that, a beta.
      The difference lies in the direction the game was taking at the time. It seemed like it would actually turn into a cool adventure game with lots of shit to explore and to do

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        fair enough, though that was never going to happen
        notch's promises for a "3d dwarf fortress" were immediately contradicted by his "add whatever and rarely (if ever) expand upon anything" philosophy

  36. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The new hunger system and world gen are complete dogshit
    Villager update and resource farms completely break the game

  37. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >boomers
    >minecraft
    it was played exclusively by 5-10 year old zoomers, the only adults playing this trash were e-celebs profiting off of said 5-10 year old zoomers.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Minecraft is probably older than you if all you know is the youtuber era

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