>Boot up Skyrim. >Have a build in mind that I plan on using for the duration of the game

>Boot up Skyrim
>Have a build in mind that I plan on using for the duration of the game
>End up being a battlemage

everytime

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Boot up Skyrim
    >Have a build in mind that I plan on using for the duration of the game
    >End up being a stealth archer
    everytime

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mage
    My character was a khajiit warrior. Get on my level, nerd.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Male
      >Nord
      >Two handed warrior
      >Side with the Stormcloaks

      Based. 2h heavy armor warrior is too much fun.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Male
    >Nord
    >Two handed warrior
    >Side with the Stormcloaks

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >bows to mortals
      Imagine being this cucked

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Grip Serana

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >play mage
    >use healing spell and never die
    >play with other builds
    >die
    is it over for me bros

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I never complete skyrim, because the college's quest line is my canon ending.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Irks me that they didn't go with the original idea, college questline was supposed to end with some kind of time-frickery that saved Winterhold and makes it a thriving city again.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >skyrim can't be as bad as I remember
    >reinstall
    >install couple mods
    >play until whiterun
    >feels soulless so uninstall

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >boot up skyrim
      >remember it sucks
      >close skyrim

      >Be a dick sucking zoomer
      >Make a contrarian post about Skyrim being bad
      >Cotinue to suck dicks afterwards

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        have a nice day
        skyrim is even worse than a zoomer game, it's a zillennial game

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why are zoomers such homosexuals man

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ask

          have a nice day
          skyrim is even worse than a zoomer game, it's a zillennial game

          since he is one

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Disliking Skyrim and pointing out its flaws is not contrarian, and it's not zoomer either because Ganker has mulled over its shittiness ever since it released back in 2011.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Your attempts to gaslight have no power here

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            You are definitely underage or a newbie or both.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              That isn't proof. I accept your concession, enjoy your last (You).

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          post link to these threads that I'm sure are concise and informative from 2011 and totally not newbies spamming trollfaces

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >post link to these threads
            >from 2011

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              oh right
              so we just take the larping oldgay at his word

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >newbie skyzoomers calling anyone else a zoomer
        funny

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >shitting on Skyrim is considered contrarian now
        The absolute state of this board.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          What games do you like? Mature le so tired man

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Skyrim unironically.
            I like it, but I am not a moronic corporate drone that can't recognize the glaring flaws this game has.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lmao get some self awareness and some fricking taste while youre at it

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lol for a while I remembered hating Skyrim but forgetting why, then I replayed it recently and it reminded me exactly why.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mods are honestly overrated, just play the game

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        mods are only overrated when they're on the nexus top all time list.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Mods as a whole are overrated. Everyone thinks you need to mod the game like crazy to play it so you look through the hundreds/thousands of available mods and try to decide what to install, actually install, get it all working, and then actually try to play the game. Most of the time if you’ve just reinstalled then this process is going to completely burn out your interest in playing

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Mods as a whole are overrated.
            nah, they're the only reason anyone with an IQ over 80 turns the game on. I don't even play vanilla skyrim. All I do are quest mods with my modded, custom voice waifu.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I agree that a good deal are overrated, and you waste a lot of time integrating them into your modlist for minimal impact on your actual experience playing. It's hard to come to a consensus on what mods are relatively easy to install while also giving a good boost on how fun it is to play the game, and the list could easily get polluted with shit like the Rigmor mods which have some Reddit seems to love but has really shite characters. I remember using AllGUD which let your character show the gear that you favorited. It was really neat, but the extra shit you had to do could easily turn away a beginning mod user, and you had to redo the shit every time you added mods that would include weapon/armor.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I remember using AllGUD
              damn, AllGUD is fricking crusty
              use IED instead
              https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrimspecialedition/mods/62001

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >play vanilla skyrim
        No, thank.
        I need ordinator at least.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          For me, it's Vokrii.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            What's the difference between Ordinator and Vokrii?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Ordinator gives you a lot more variety in your playstyle, but also requires you to invest heavily into your desired build. Of course, it offers a way for you to reset your perks so you can try another playstyle. Vokrii sticks more closely to vanilla's style where you don't have to devote yourself so strongly to any one kind of build, but it also offers some skills that Ordinator has, like Archery's Lion Arrow, so it stands out from the vanilla skill trees.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                ahh alright.
                I will install Vokrii instead then.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'd also recommend Vicn's custom skill trees, if you have specific roleplays in mind. They're meant to be used in conjunction with his story mods, but they can be used on their own if you're playing some Vigilant/holy knight build, bloodthirsty beast hunter, or naked pugilist.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Thank, anon.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >playing more than 30 minutes
      ROFL I installed it again on 11.11.2021. for 10 year anniversary nostalgia.
      Played for half an hour and never clicked on its icon again.
      Didn't bother uninstalling it.
      Also check his photos for other pair of shoes.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >make an Imperial for the extra gold
    >give him the biggest hookiest nose possible
    >name him Schlomo
    >specialize in speech, alchemy, pickpocket, lockpicking, sneak, alteration and illusion
    >use frenzy magic to divide and conquer
    >shout at everyone
    >OY VEY DAH!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Altmer are the canon israelites in ES

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't care

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oy vey zmir

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >launch mo2
    >have an epic rp story arc in-mind
    >play bosmer in furs again because maximum forest wandering comfy

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      are there any minigame mods? like you play as a tavern manager

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        nta but I like this gambling mod
        https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrimspecialedition/mods/61453

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >minigame
        Triple Triad is all I can think of
        and Wanderer's Heart if you wanna sail around I guess

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Removing classes was a mistake. It didn't curb the problem completely, but it at least held it back long enough to give the illusion that it wasn't really a problem

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      How was removing something useless a mistake?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because specializing in something early on pushes you if at least temporarily, to actually playing your character to those strengths. Every game of Skyrim starts you off as a battlemage whether you like it or not

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          If you want to focus on a set of skills focus on a set of skills. Not sure why you need the game to intervene.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >boot up skyrim
    >remember it sucks
    >close skyrim

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >install Necromancy mod
    >boot up skyrim
    >start killing everyone to have my own army of undead soldiers
    It's one of the few reasons I still play this game.
    Illusion is fun too.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >done like 10 different characters in this game >never once been a stealth archer

    is it really that good?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      if you like sniping, sure.
      I have never found it much enjoyable to compare stabbing people while invisible.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not like a purposeful thing I didn't even realize 'stealth archer' was a meme. It's more just kind of dumb to not crouch on your opening shots with a bow since it's like 3x damage

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a way to complete any non-dragon encounter without being hit once. Naturally potent. Not really necessary on the lower dificulties, but on Master and Legendary until you get your shit together with smithing/chanting/alchemizing, it's either stealth archery or conjuration to keep you going.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It gets really lame when you are waiting out for minutes at a time to let a damage sponge foe lose sight of you.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      even without glitches you can get
      >6x sneak damage
      >~40ish percent bonus archery damage on 5 pieces of equipment
      >double archery damage perks
      you one shot everything, magic feels really weak because you can't increase damage output by a percentage like with melee/ranged.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Boot up Skyrim
    >Try to play sword and shield
    >Get tired of it and go to sword and spells again
    >Remember I can double my damage with one simple trick
    >Return to my dual wielding meta

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've done em all and somehow sword/shield ended up being the most fun

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Magic us for effeminate males who are too pussy to hit people up close with a real weapon.
    I have never been a magic focused character in ANY RPG I've ever played, unless the main character was literally forced to be mage-only.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      for me, it's spellblade. cut someone's head off then put an ice spike through his buddy's face.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What if I'm a battlemage in dragonscale armor with a claymore over my shoulder? Where do I fall on the manlyness spectrum?

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ignore the shitposters and post more comfy Skyrim pics. For those playing how is your current game going?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      No comfy pics. I'm waiting for Glenmoril's update to come out.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      For the first time in awhile I just didn't check my mod list

      Just played the game and slowly remembered what mods I had. Was a ton of fun
      Not a c*mbrain so nothing weird

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >spent 100h completing all the new special edition content
      >end up as a mix between the Dragonborn and Dagoth Ur
      >Heavy Armor 2H lifesteal barbarian/necromancer hybrid
      KINO

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I got taken hostage and raped by werewolves. again

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >start game as nord
      >attacked by the forsworn
      >robbed and left for dead near markarth
      >make it to the city
      >get tangled up with the silver-bloods
      >become a cannibal
      >thrown into cidhna mine and forced to work with forsworn dogs
      >have to listen to hateful anti-nord rhetoric all day
      >break out
      >murder madanach at the last second before we enter the city proper
      >"ulfric stormcloak sends his regards"
      >hit the road and strike out for windhelm
      >on the way i get recruited by the dawnguard
      >have many adventures slaughtering vampires
      >contract sanguinarus AIDSius
      >turn into vampire
      >isran won't talk to me
      >abandon the dawnguard and finally make it to windhelm
      >get sidetracked with the dark brotherhood
      >kill the emperor
      >madanach and Titus mede both dead by my hand
      >now ulfric will welcome me for sure
      >get to windhelm
      >he still makes me kill a frostc**t to "prove myself"
      that's where i'm at so far. been absolute kino

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Baste

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Finished Dawnguard. Currently taking a break due to burnout.
      I was gonna make Uthgerd the Unbroken i to my battle wife but she turned on me when I attempted to assassinate a Whiterun guard for a Volkihar quest, and now I'm having serious second thoughts about tying my life together with someone so unfaithful. Pretty bummed over it, I was gonna make her a vampire to be with me forever and everything.
      I'm planning to do Dragonborn next to get a dwarven sphere companion and fix uo my scuffed build, but I've made no progress due to aforementioned burnout.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        What makes you think someone should let you get away with murder just for helping them out a bit?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Serana doesn't mind.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because I want her to, duh.

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    With mods magic is the funniest and funnest. Most mods for regular combat are shit because the base combat is shit along with the animations. So a lot of mods cause issues. With magic all you need is to buff illusion and destruction, and get conjuration creatures and start giant wars.

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    why are skyrimzoomers like this?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What flaws have you actually pointed out larping child from 2014

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you have to explain why a game is bad it isn't.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >if you have to explain why an object falls back down after you throw it up in the air then it isn't true

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >food analogy

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            aw frick you got me

            Larping child troll from 2014 you've made a fatal mistake, you actually haven't said anything about skyrim

            take your meds

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'll take my meds as soon as you, an literal child, gets back in their time machine and goes back to 2014

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                very specific insult that you keep repeating apropos of nothing

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                because you're roleplaying as a child right? It's not funny

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                i'm 26 despite what the voices in your head tell you

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                i'm sure your mom is very proud of your for roleplaying as a petulant child on the internet, but you can stop now

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Larping child troll from 2014 you've made a fatal mistake, you actually haven't said anything about skyrim

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Boot up Skyrim
    >I'm going to be a Heavy Armor Khajiit
    >Get crossbow
    >End up becoming a stealth archer
    I cri evertiem

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >builds
    there are no builds, you never lock yourself into anything. There's no reason not to use magic + melee as it gives you the most options to paly with. Bows are pretty boring imo and feel underpowered.

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do I make my character looked like left? She is so pretty

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    When did TES become the playground of midwits? Between the fanfics and ESO it has attracted nothing but low IQ knuckle draggers.
    Fricking pathetic.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's just some spammer with nothing better to do but spam the top thread on the catalogue (usually because he's bumping it)

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wish. TES threads lately attract nothing but trash and nutjobs spouting conspiracy theories.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          like

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Like what?
            The conspiracy theory? Last time some anon was going on about some global cabal that hates Morrowind. It took up half the thread.
            If you need an example of trash start at the top . Just low effort trash.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              I doubt that
              you wouldn't be making shit up would you

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes I am making it up. TES threads are actually full of insightful posts expliring the complexities of the universe.
                Have you been in a TES thread lately? Nothing but children having pissing contests

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                if you mean the spammer that hates skyrim yeah, he's been doing it for years

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      morrowind was the last good game

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was fine. Nothing special. It might have been the first game to attract midwits but it is far to old to be a factor in todays craptacular TES threads.

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >boot up skyrim
    >pick breton
    >only use illusion and alteration (with ordinator and apocalypse of course)
    >laugh as every known being kills themselves while im invisible and literally flying over them

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Ordinator
      Do you use a mod that gives more perks per lvl up? I always install the dragon blood mod with this that gives one perk per dragon slain because I can't help myself and want so many of the perks

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        i use zimms artifacts which makes the ogmah infinium or however the frick you spell it gives you a perk that converts souls into perk points.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't remember the name but there are mod reward perk point for main quest and missive board reward perk

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          That seems like a pretty cool way to get extra perks
          I will look for this one

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            But do be careful not to over grind the missive board

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I was planning on clicking on enemies until they ragdoll in this one way but I wound clicking on enemies until they ragdoll this other way
    no way, man, thats nuts

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Being reductive might make you feel smart but you certainly don’t look it

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        its not reductive if its true. Skyrim has no build variety because there are no tradeoffs and unique advantages associated with any build besides something really borderline like magic and archery builds allowing ranged attacks and melee builds not. Every build is just grind until you're immortal and oneshot all enemies.

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Boot up Skyrim
    >Male
    >Altmer
    >Hammer and shield dwarven warrior
    >side with the stormcloaks
    >Kill every Thalmor agent on sight

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Download a bunch of magic mods
    >Boot up Skyrim
    >Magic is still boring as frick
    >Default to sword and board until I inevitably get bored 5 hours in

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Think about replaying Skyrim
    >Ask myself why not replay Oblivion instead
    >Replay Oblivion

    everytime

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Replay Oblivion
      >crashed

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have 2000+ hours in Skyrim across PC and consoles. I have never modded the game.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have 4,000 combined hours and I have never once played the game vanilla. Get on my level.

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    that's life, bruh. i don't think i've ever played an rpg where the devs have truly managed to balance the classes so that all classes can become equally powerful. it always just ends up where a fully leveled barbarian/fighter will end up doing better than a fully leveled rogue or wizard or healer or whatever.

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Being a pure fire mage is fun as hell.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Agreed. Just using the constant fire spell and fireball was enough for me, but I always wanted to use ice too so I could wreck melee dudes.

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Two-handed thu'um user is technically a battlemage right?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Two-handed thu'um user
      My Redguard. It's how Todd wanted non-magic DBs to play
      I still miss Oblivion's spellcasting with a weapon in hand, though

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The most fun I had with Skyrim was with my no crafting adept playthrough sword and shield maiden with the dwemer shield that has an inbuilt ward

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lorewise who would win?
    Chosen undead or the Dragonborn?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dragonborn wins 99% of the time but chosen undead will eventually get the kill and the dragonborn can't come back from that

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dragonborn shits all over chosen reddit

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      DB can pause a menu to slurp on potions

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        DB doesn't even need that, he could wreck the dodgerollgay with shouts

  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Boot up Skyrim
    >Have a build in mind that I plan on using for the duration of the game
    >Game ends at level 5 in Whiterun

    everytime

  35. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >skyrim
    >builds
    there's no level cap, you can learn everything

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes builds exist in Skyrim. Just because you can learn whatever skills you want doesn't mean you will spend the time to do so, it's why people choose to have focused builds. It's no different than Oblivion and Morrowind in that regard, the only unique thing from those games would be the birthsign you choose at the beginning of the game.

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