>boss looks cool and fearsome. >has shallow mechanics and is too easy

>boss looks cool and fearsome
>has shallow mechanics and is too easy

What's their name, anons?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Every Zelda boss is "use the gimmick that was introduced in this dungeon" except the ones that are "parry counter"

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Hatred and Malice Incarnate
    Link should be fighting this guy. Pretty shallow mechanics, just compare his tiny whitoid pecker to a thick, long, juicy bbc.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Screaming Chudjak
      Wasn't that basically Zant?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Do Europeans really?
      Did you globohomosexual kickyfoot game end and you're shitpostong before you knelt kneeling exhibition?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      3 inch black baby wiener?

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >the final boss is the easiest in the game
    what are other examples of this? Demons souls is the only one that comes to mind, but at least that made sense thematically

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The shitty final boss of that shitty game Sly Cooper 4 is a literal QTE.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Plenty modern games have a normal "final" boss and then a piss easy post cutscene final for real this time boss.
      I get that'd it would ruin the mood losing during the upbeat comeback fight, but at the same time this is a trope so common you need to pretend to enjoy it.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    games with bosses are for kids what did you expect

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I expect bosses like Monster Hunter. I know it's unreasonable, but that is my standard.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That's pretty much every Nintendo boss.
    >Wait for the weakspot
    >Use the new move/item you got in that level
    >Repeat 2 more times, 3 if the game designers were feeling daring

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    gameplay against it is "Hold O"

    Just like the rest of the game

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    such a shame too

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >cool lore
    >cool theme
    >is a complete joke because of its difficulty

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >3 inch black baby wiener?

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >another gooey blob final boss
    >cool and fearsome
    I wonder how many more decades have to pass until Japs get Akira out of their system.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He's not just gooey, he's also a giant flaming boar. I definitely think he looks cool.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Most singleplayer game bosses are like that, complex and cool bosses are reserved for multiplayer games.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >complex and cool bosses are reserved for multiplayer games.
      name one

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Monster Hunter, MMOs, Souls games etc.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          monster hunter and souls games are single player
          >MMOs
          lol

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            They are in fact multiplayer games, you can't play with other people in singleplayer games.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Glarmond's lair
    ripsconce knight of peace
    chance the slopper
    cliff on god (the second time you fight it)
    yado bado dado (the hidden boss in final fantasy 7)
    youmar

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bed of Chaos

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dark Wet Fart

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