>bought by no one. >played by no one. >doesn't win a single award worth anything

>bought by no one
>played by no one
>doesn't win a single award worth anything
>loses Xbox GOTY to Starfield
What the actual frick went wrong?

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Cancelled PS port
    >No physical release
    >Shadow dropped
    >Day 1 gamepass

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>No physical release
      Then it's a good think it didn't make it.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >denuvo

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      They should unironically port it to switch or switch 2, it’d probably do rather well there

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      PS port
      Why do people still buying the most anti consumer console on the market? There is nothing to play on it. Is it nostalgia? They dont know any better?
      Before anyone says I'm an Xbox shill. I only play on PC.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Snoys are all Black folk
        Xbots are all spics
        Nintentoddlers are all pedo troons.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Weird way to spell switch. Imagine having to pay for online and it doesn't even work for any first party titles.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    barry are you ok? barry are you okay? are you okay barry?

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it's claimed
    by whomst'd've?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >it's claimed

      claimed by the user xxdualshock4eva on the PlayStation universe forum

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it's claimed

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tumblr art style.

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    No physical release, redhead is a homosexual, GamePass crowd eats flavor of the month and moves on, hardcore gamers aren't in Xbox ecosystem. Many such cases.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would buy the game if it was $10 (for the deluxe version) game looks cool, (not sure I like the look of boss fights)

      is a homosexual
      for real? is that confirmed? (her voice was kinda hot) not like it matters for "canon" it's never getting another game... so she can be just like tracer (gay in theory, not in practice)

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >redhead is a homosexual
        From what I heard Titmouse, the contracted 2D animation studio, shoved that stuff into the handful of 2D animated cutscenes without asking the director. There is no indication of that in at any other point in the game.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          that makes sense, i'm sure if they ever had chance to continue the story, or make a spin off it would be filled to the brim with current year poz.

          not every game needs a sequel anyway, hope the team gets a chnce to make anonther one-off.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rhythm games are for autists and autists apparently don't buy games.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stop posting this fake garbage from April. Learn to deal with the fact that Forspoken was a giant piece of shit and horrible flop without being jealous of other, successful studios.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is Barry really going after Hi-Fi Rush? What a fricking scumbag. He really can't stand any action game that's not FFXV huh?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      ff16 flopped

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Action games or RPGs. It's entirely possible he's the guy constantly trying to convince people that Larian is owned by the PRC.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      this article has been debunked many times, Barry

      not shocked considering it BTFO Forspoken

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It has more to do with Hi-Fi Rush eclipsing Flopsoken, since he shilled that game like crazy.
      He even used one of his reddit accounts to try to gaslight people into thinking Forspoken was a massive success. The post is still up to this day https://www.reddit.com/r/pcgaming/comments/10uy78y/forspoken_actually_outsold_and_outperformed_hifi/

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        lol there's a reason he spends so much time here, he can't get BTFO that easily.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    all style no substance

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have yet to see anyone defend this game properly. Every single person shilling this game can't go a second without mentioning Barry, Forspoken or Sony.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nice bait, homosexual.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        waiting

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          For someone to shove their dick up your ass? Frick off.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous
  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I like combat
    webm during ending QTE
    >I like the aesthetic of the world
    >>erm sidecut
    >feels fine to play
    training room webm
    I've seen these threads with this exact xitter screencap. Is this really Barry.

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    "needed to make"
    needed for what? be even? satisfy the investors?

    also, "it's claimed".

    what a terrible title. the journalist should be shot.

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    1, the main character has an unappealing face. The style is too western. Needs to be more anime.

    2, the gameplay looked bad when you see the character actually running and jumping and hitting things. The mechanics looks very restrictive. If you can't even make running and jumping look fun, then I can't trust you with all the other mechanics.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tell me how you would make this more 'anime' than how Tango did it. This is the first time you people can say "he's white, look at the nose".

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's not only the nose that mkes hims look white. But also the long face shape. You wouldn't necessarily need to reduce his nose, if you want to keep it to make your style distinct. But widening his face would help. Perhaps elongate his irises vertically too. Let me see if I can do a quick edit. There's only so much I can do without a complete redraw, which I'm not even going to attempt.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          So he needs a sharp moe chin and fatter eyes? Not all anime is that homogeneous and the ones that aren't seasonal moe shit are more memorable. This is literal japanese made, he's a white guy that doesn't have racially ambiguous tones like a character with naturally green hair.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            You really assumed a lot. I didn't even edit the guy's chin and eyes.

            Who cares about him being white or whatever. Ultimately, he's just not very appealing to look upon.

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Played this on gamepass and it was mediocre and I wasn't sure why people claimed to like it so much
    then starfield confirmed my suspicion, it's just fanboys worshipping anything that is "exclusive" for the sake of consolewar homosexualry
    this game isn't as bad as starfield but it's mediocre, and for a game relying so much on cutscenes the writing is the most cringy generic slop they could've made

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no physical release
    >surprised nobody buys it
    Put it on PS4 and I'll buy it. Until then not playing it.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      homie you're still on ps4 you ain't buying shit

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh? What's that? No physical? Not playing.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        same with every xbox owner apparently

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    so the people here jerking off to this game didn't buy it? shocking

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    So it’s a contrarian hit, then?

    You DO realize this is Ganker, right? The alternative is having it be shit on for being popular.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's just a dumb fricking game that no one cares about. That's all really.

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The problem is, after 100 morons monkeying about, is that it was a very good game.
    Visually cohesive, the way the world pumped with the beat was very cool.
    It just wasn't FUN

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Which is why I still stand by Pizza Tower being game of the fricking year. It's just fun even though you want to hate it.

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    played for like 10 minutes on gamepass and it wasn't as good as people pretended it was, not to mention you get to see some ugly butch within the first minutes, no thanks.

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i dont even care about this game just shut the frick up

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I skipped out on playing that game because the shilling was too aggressive and pushy. Same with NEO TWEWY.

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I never picked this up because the whole thing just looks bland.
    The art style, the gameplay, the characters, they all look 'fine' but nothing seems like it would be outstanding.

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's fun, though.

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Locked on a system no one has, and those that do got it for free.
    How weird.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Locked on a system no one has
      Are you a moron?

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    can't you find some other game to seethe about?
    multiple people proven you wrong in every thread and you still posting this stupid shit

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would that cat. Probably the only thing that passes.

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are people getting tired of Lindbeck's voice being in everything?

  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >It's claimed
    >Sources say
    >According to anonymous tips

  30. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    One of the best games of the year for me. I was very surprised. It's not extraordinary in many ways but the audio design, but it's clearly a passion project and I'll support them over live service and trendy open world bullshit any day

    t. bought it on steam day one because I don't use gaypass

  31. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Didnt had lesbians in it?
    Deserves to die
    No propaganda

  32. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Rhythm game
    If I wanted to play a brawler I could play a better one that isn't synced to zoomer music.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >zoomer music
      I didn't hear any mumble rap in HFR.

  33. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >rhythmn game that doesn't have custom setlists or mod capabilities
    Why would anyone ever, EVER care? 'Click button on screen to timing' is barely engaging enough for 5 year olds, it needs something more backing it up like desirable music.
    The entire vibe of the game is homosexual tumblr toxic positivity croud garbage too but that's totally secondary.

  34. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    but enough about ps5

  35. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm confused isn't that what's expected when you release it on game pass?

  36. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wasn't it confirmed that the author of this article was completely wrong after the fact? And still you gullible morons either believe this shit, or post it maliciously

  37. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >I cant name a more BTFO game in 2023 then Hi-Flop Shit

    how about an AAA game that bombed so hard THE STUDIO DIED

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't mention that he gets seizures

  38. 5 months ago
    Woundwort-fag

    >shadow drop
    >no marketing of any kind
    >day 1 gamepass
    >uuuuuh why our game didnt make moneeey
    Phil is a moron

  39. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Black Clover still shits on your favorite anime kekremy

  40. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Proof that Denuvo ruins game sales.

  41. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    When they announced the trailer I thought it was going to be some moronic barebones live service rollerdrome/borderlands type of game. I was way too wrong
    It's a shame. These types of games need way more marketing than some of the absolute cancer that they put out there. I'm still seething at all the press deathloop had throughout YEARS

  42. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I bought it
    I played it
    Well made game

    Frick you

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