Bought this for the spooky season. What am I in for bros?

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    A very poorly oaced game that clearly had no real focus. Stages come and go with little rhythm or sense.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      A really solid modern RE4 that's got a lot of performance issues that hold it back. Ignore: They didn't beat the game. Everything makes sense if you've beaten it. Never EVER play the sequel. Have fun anon. I'm working through Akumu mode myself.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        What's wrong with the sequel?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's a really different game
          There's nothing really inherently wrong with it, but if you liked the first there's a chance you wont like the second one

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            They're bot enjoyable, but the atmosphere in 1 really does it for me. Plus i didn't like how Sebastian was rewritten in 2 and how drastically they changed his appearance

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          It removes everything good about the first game, tells a horrendous "story", has no new ideas. It's fundamentally wrong in every single aspect. Easily, no hyperbole, one of the worst games in the modern era, but if you just play games while listening to podcasts and never pay attention or even just watch videos of the sequel you won't understand just how abysmal that pathetic pile of shit is.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Bro it's nowhere near that bad Wtf are you talking about
            Also new ideas? Why would it have any? Its fricking The Evil Within

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >it was le schizo!!!1!
        Seriously moronic that people think this somehow retroactively makes the game not shit.
        Every chapter I had to ask myself what the frick my character was even doing.
        The answer? Just teleporting to random locations until the game decides it wanted me to fight the final boss (which is a cutscene).
        The fact that it devolves into a wave shooter is only a minor step down from its initial bland stealth gameplay where it would briefly masquerade as a survival horror game before dropping the facade altogether.
        Just a disappointing experience all around.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          The surreal nightmare setting is a part of the appeal.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            The surreal nightmare setting wore thin real quick.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              For you, and that's fine.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm sorry your brain doesn't work properly, anon. Maybe pay attention next time? Especifically to the cutscene when Jimenez dies that straight up fricking spells the plot of the game out for you?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I guess the story was just too profound for your puny intellect.
            Yeah, I can see the kind of pseuds this schlock attracts now.
            The plot is paper thin, and it could be easily comprehended by a lobotomized toddler.
            Look up fabula and syuzhet for your homework, and if you think really, really hard you may even understand a few of my criticisms.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Yeah
              There you go. Concession accepted.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >completely given up on even rationalizing his love of this cheap garbage
                Alright, no more (You)'s for you, kiddo.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I bought the game the day it came out and completed every achievement. The game makes no sense, they wrote the story around trying to make set pieces make sense. Heres a giant, heres a car chase in a city, here's an abandoned mansion, what else? Yeah heres a hospital, now how about an apartment building, SH2 had those n...oh yeah add a carnival, that's creppy too, out a butcher shop in it too, because that's a horror thing, no, yeah put that in. Its like that the whole game anon.

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Boredom

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Resident Evil for Silent Hill fans
    It's good, but you'll be comparing it to either game at every moment

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >bought
    anon....

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >bought
      It was free on epic
      Anyways, it is a shitty re4 clone so if you want more of that then it's ok but don't expect anything more.

      I'm a physical copy gay...

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      He has to have it in his Steam collection for vanity’s sake and coat-sink fallacy

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Play on normal first try don’t bother with hard or akumu (don’t think akumu is unlocked automatically

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >bought
    It was free on epic
    Anyways, it is a shitty re4 clone so if you want more of that then it's ok but don't expect anything more.

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    For 5 euros it's a solid 7/10 game. Gets a bit messy over the mid term. The chapters set in the metropolitan area suck

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    reminder that the windows store version is basically a remaster with an fov slider and camera shake removal

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Play both games. Then play the the third game when it never comes out.

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are the dlcs for the first game worth snagging as well?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      One of my favorite games of all time. The beginning is a bit rough, it picks up by Chapter 3. Chapters 9 and 10 are my favorite.

      The Assignment and the Consequence totally are, they complement the base game like Daud's DLCs in Dishonored. The Executioner can be skipped, it's its own thing where you play a horde mode in first person.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You play as Kidman so yes.

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're in for horrid optimization and cumbersome gameplay.

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    My only complaint about the sequel is that Kidman 's voice got a downgrade.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      My only complaint about these games is Kidman.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Gaaaaay.

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Top spooks, high difficulty and an interesting - if poorly communicated - plot.

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Generic as frick mid-2010's AAA goyslop, with ideas plagiarized from everywhere.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >plagiarized
      >made by the same guy who invented those in the first place

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >last chapter of a game
    >Chapter: [NAME OF GAME]
    >achivement unlocks
    >[NAME OF GAME]

    I love this silly trope. They even did a sillier one in the second game.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's evil within, too.

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Extreme levels of trial and error.

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Scuffed RE4. It's not perfect but I liked it a lot, do not play on hard

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Sebastian, I'm CIA

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >bought
    Timmy gave it for free tho. Whyd you buy it

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Physical gay

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    a good collection of setpieces that is somewhat marred by jank, pretentious 'too cool for you' presentation, and wonky difficulty balance that fluctuates from being ridiculously stingy to a snooze towards the end of the game. it's still bretty good tho.

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't remember much of the plot but I had a lot of fun with it

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