>breaks into your camp
>eat all the cheese
>tell your friend to blow up
>leave with no explanation
what's his fricking problem
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>breaks into your camp. >eat all the cheese. >tell your friend to blow up. >leave with no explanation
Most powerful wizard in the world btw.
i killed him on level 7 or something, so nah
he doesn't have 7th lvl spells and higher, otherwise you would be dead.
Nothing to be proud of, murderer
You killed his simulacrum.
It was just a shadow clone. b***h.
>kys gale
Probably secretly gay
According to lore he literally became a woman for a while.
H-hot
Is that Gale grandpa?
Its the bloke from D&D movies grandpa. He was black in the movie I think though
He's from the famous card game Magic The Gathering
>this dude is a planeswalker under the original definition of mtg planeswalkers
>then shit like lolth and zariel are also walkers somehow
How did wotc frick this up so badly?
Yes, he's 1000year old self insert homosexual that has sex with a godness and saved the world million times. Killing him off would be the most based thing Wotc could ever do.
Looks like it
Fgsfds
>now listen here you little shit
all self inserts are cancer
and Gale is bffs with him. Is there anyone in this game written worse than Gale is? Fricker is basically a Mary sue.
They're all Mary Sues with epic backstories who are somehow level 1. It's how modern D&D is played.
>complaining about Mary Sues in gayminster thread
Didn't Wyll explain that the tadpol was somehow suppressing them? He said he was able to do much more but the Tadpol actually made him weaker
Yeah but then the tadpole doesn't stop you levelling up and having a bunch of level 1s running around doesn't actually help the absolute over everybody being level 20 or whatever their backstory implies. It's handwaving bullshit.
It was an indoctrination tool that got hacked. It would cut you off from your power and slow drip it back to you to psychologically condition you. Once you were fully enthralled by the absolute it would remove the blocks, just like what happens in the game.
That doesn't happen to any of the other infected people, just the ones being protected by The Emperor (pls ignore how everyone at the camp and potential pary members also get protection from the orb). Most people are immediately under the control of the elder brain with varying degrees of freedom.
Most of the people you get crashed on your ship, thats why theyre protected. You have to rescue anyone who has the normally functioning ones like minsc
I dropped the game before getting to Minsc. I assumed he didn't have a tadpole, Jaheira doesn't.
Its how they get the player character to believe that boo is in fact actually a mini giant space hamster when thats usually his problem. Boo refuses to communicate with the player as higher order beings like him do.
You know he actually has a backstory, yes?
Also does not go around slinging spells and wrecking shit just because. Wizards who do that tend not to live long.
If Vlaakith could instantly ACK you with Wish, Elminster is like twice as powerful as her.
How do you beat someone who can just spam Wish at you? What would a high level magic fight even look like?
>What would a high level magic fight even look like
in the moronation that is DND it would be over quicklh, rhe fastest wizard would cast Wish to remove the other from existence.
You teleport in a warforged born by your own hands made out of runes inscribed with antimagic zones inside a bag of holding with a string through a loop outside of the bag to pull themselves out of. Then once the wizard goes down the warforged activates their instant fortress to crush their body, then burn the flattened corpse, feed the corpse ash to gnomes and turn them into illithids to destroy their souls and permenantly to remove the wizards anchors to existance. Then you kill everyone who ever knew them with 7th level spells once their boy is gone.
>can insult her to the point of 'wish'ing you dead
>later can literally betray her and swear to free one her longterm enemies
>doesn't 'wish' you dead
??????
The writing is fricking trash for a videogame, but passable as tabletop game plot.
>the writing is trash
>not the moronic mechanic from the ruleset
For the billionth time, she uses Wish to erase you specifically because you're questioning her godhood in front of her moronic slaves who believe that she's an actual goddess.
She does it even if you kill all of her slaves though
Very good, Vlaakith... HOWEVER
>I wish you to forget how to use counterspell
>b-but I counterspelled her astral projection........... why come I died?!
That's like shooting your phone and expecting the person on the line to die
Do you need to see the actual caster in order to counterspell?
The range is listed right there.
No, its a 60 ft range and any spell over level 4 needs you to spend an equivilent spell slot or higher to work. If a wish spell is fired off from a different continent or plane you are 100% fricked without preperation. You can set up wards to astral project in response that would then allow you to counter but that just doesnt happen.
>have a nice day my man
>gets mogged by a frog lady, a redditor demon, a hag and a goth bawd
No wonder the gods are so fricking mad all the time
>breaks into your camp
>eat all the cheese
>tell your friend to blow up
>leave with no explanation
>
>what's his fricking problem
Taliban moment