Elden Ring is the best thing that ever happened to me.
Fromsoft games are just... better than the rest. I won't support other developers doing collector's editions, but I will do so for Fromsoft games. All of them, without exception.
I separate my life into before and after elden ring and my son's middle name is malenia because of Fromsoft.
i don't know if you're taking the piss acting like a redditcuck but i'm legitmately middle-naming my future children after soulsbornering characters
hopefully after one that's not too tragic
This collaborative character redesigning of Marika into an extra thicc muscle-mommy war goddess is too good to be wasted on fan art. I demand an actual in-game playable character based on this appearance, which is at this point far removed from the actual in-game official appearance of the character.
Then I kill him, then kill the elden beast, then go back to fricking Marika nonstop. Simple as
It's not gay cause I stopped as soon as I noticed and I responded to his gay shit with violence. If marika and radagon were at one point two separate people and then conjoined, I'll law of regression them into separate people permanently by fricking Marika to mindblowing orgasm and killing radagon to death. If they were always the same person, I'll rip radagon out of marika and beat the shit out of him until he's dust. Then I'll frick Marika while holding her hands and sucking her breasts
Shrimple as
don't care still went frenzied flame
Frenzied Flame GODS can't stop winning.
Ew breasts.
Disgusting
boobies feel really nice btw
they are soft like jelly, if theyre real
>Black person tier body
Have you considered that you're a fricking homosexual? Because you are.
>see white woman
>immediately thinks of black men
based schwartzehomie
That's not what anon was even referring to, but of course shittedhomosexuals have to project their shit fetish everywhere
>women built for BBC isn't what anon was reffering to
you white incels really just make up reality in your heads as you see fit don't you?
>That's not what anon was even referring to
Elden Ring is the best thing that ever happened to me.
Fromsoft games are just... better than the rest. I won't support other developers doing collector's editions, but I will do so for Fromsoft games. All of them, without exception.
I separate my life into before and after elden ring and my son's middle name is malenia because of Fromsoft.
i don't know if you're taking the piss acting like a redditcuck but i'm legitmately middle-naming my future children after soulsbornering characters
hopefully after one that's not too tragic
Bait.
"And this is my child, Shaniqua Myrmidon of Loss Goldstein. Their pronouns are ze/zey."
you mock me but i think myrmidon is a badass name
i knew a b***h in secondary school called Priscilla so that name's off the table
Well, as long as you use normal names like Priscilla or Logan then it should be fine
>LOOK
>MOM
>I
>POSTED
>IT
>AGAIN
>XDDDD
get some friends you lonely virgin
I'm sorry that you're angry when you see breasts since you're unable to afford your estrogen, but that's not my fricking problem.
This collaborative character redesigning of Marika into an extra thicc muscle-mommy war goddess is too good to be wasted on fan art. I demand an actual in-game playable character based on this appearance, which is at this point far removed from the actual in-game official appearance of the character.
brehs...
we...
can't...
stop...
making...
extremely...
low...
quality...
threads...
Marika is for sex.
Rennala is for breeding.
made for bbc exclusively
> Off model Marika
Looks fine to me.
Kinda just want one of her walking in profile, not a 360. Get the full effect more. The sideboob is wild.
I want to be smothered between her thighs while my hands are up on her breasts
ZAMN! Is this what shemales look like nowadays??
Giving internet access to minorities was an absolute mistake
All I want from the DLC is to see a non-cracked living version of Marika
What if she transforms into Radagon mid-sex?
there was an x files episode where that happened
Then I kill him, then kill the elden beast, then go back to fricking Marika nonstop. Simple as
It's not gay cause I stopped as soon as I noticed and I responded to his gay shit with violence. If marika and radagon were at one point two separate people and then conjoined, I'll law of regression them into separate people permanently by fricking Marika to mindblowing orgasm and killing radagon to death. If they were always the same person, I'll rip radagon out of marika and beat the shit out of him until he's dust. Then I'll frick Marika while holding her hands and sucking her breasts
Shrimple as
the true reason Godfrey left