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what did they mean by this
I think they meant penis
moron, they obviously meant SiNヨd
It's the game calling you out for what you've done
ahh, Daddy~<3
absolute shytegame
Enderal is so based, how was a fan mod the best RPG of the 2010s?
Good game, but the amount of times "erm" appears in dialog is genuinely astounding. I counted at least 40 instances in my playthrough. This will unironicly ruin the game for you once you notice it
frick you anon, I wanted to replay
erm.. that's a little bit cringe sweety... to be so upset by something so harmless... who hurt you, darling?
Voice acting is shit, everything else is poggers. I always dreamed this mod should have been a standalone game.
just play in kraut so you can't tell if it's good or shit
>Voice acting is shit
the guy who voiced tealor was pretty good (rip)
what the FRICK was daddy's problem
He was a cannibal and he and your family got burned on the cross. You can find their bodies if you explore the prologue/dream sequences a little.
Why did they stop updating the Steam version?
Calia was cute but the story is so fricking dogshit in this game. I really don't get why people praise it so much.
Can you frick the elf gypsy
tfw a fan mod is 10x better than the actual game.
I bought the writer's book too and it is pretty decent at the start. I need to continue reading that instead of constant just rotting on this fricking website and videogames
Never played Enderal, can I get a QRD?
No.
Just watch the Warlockracy vid or something
full featured 100hour fan made total conversion for skyrim that is literally in the top 5 RPGs of all time
reminds me of zombie panic, co-op horror, free on steam
zombie panic betrayed the artifact fan base when they
>dude, what if Mass Effect, but fantasy?
It's shit, but still better than Skyrim's main questline.
The only really good quests are about Calia and little bro Ryneus.
Enderal's has so much more going on than just 'civilisations rise and fall in cycles' stuff though
Like the music. No one ever talks about the music.
>recurring motif
Good shit
I know, that's why the whole High Ones shit is even more egregious.
It ruins everything else the game has to offer.
It actually makes that event more impactful because you started to care about the world and its people.
No, it reminds you that the writers are lazy fricks and everything is meaningless.
You are reacting exactly as you are supposed to. You're just too stupid to understand that.
>NOOOOOO YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO DISLIKE THIS SHITTY STORY THAT COPY/PASTED EVEN SHITTER STORYYYYY
And here you're exposing yourself as the moron you are.
the story is shit
keep seething, brainlet
cycles of civilization is one of the oldest fantasy tropes there is, up there with prophecies and goblins. The difference between enderal and mass effect is enderal isn't written like shit
I'm not bothered by the cycles of civilizations trope.
I'm bothered by the bad writing of High Ones and their overly convoluted plan that relies too much on individuals being absolutely moronic for it to actually work.
One example is the quest where that woman gets killed by that traitor guy, the moment she's about to reveal who the traitor is and you can't follow it up, conveniently enabling the traitor to betray you in a crucial moment.
I don't understand how any of that is an issue.
no wonder you like the story then
it's written for brainlets that don't question things
I hate seeing the ambition be stifled by shitty skyrim engine
Stuff like people moving around during conversations to try and have a more cinematic moment being hamstrung by the sudden starts and stops in animation
The moddability and flexibility of the engine is how they were able to make the game in the first place. Well that and all the witcher/skyrim assets
>I hate seeing the ambition be stifled by shitty skyrim engine
No way in a million years could a team that small make something like the creation engine
FRICK cinematic moments
It's going to be janky for sure, but I think you can finangle cinematics and scene dressing to make them servicable. That one traingay does some good stuff.
>played this with a big gay modpack
>saved the folder but have since reinstalled windows and I know that shit won't work right anymore
The game is too thick for me to start over, but the half of it I played was kino
One of the most basic tenets of writing is foreshadowing. Regardless of the other qualities of your stories, the reader will never care if you don't give them a textual reason to do so.
I guess what I'm trying to say is that the story would have worked if the writers actually showed an explicit example of pride, as in shoved that shit in your face and showed its negative effects. Or literally did anything other than have you wander around dark castles while a eastern european guy threateningly recites vague backstory at you.
shhh, you'll upset the morons that think the story is actually good despite the massive plot holes and generally shitty writing
>massive plot holes
it's been a while since i played it, what massive plot holes are there
The last time I played was when it came out back in 2016, but the worst plot hole I can remember was when the traitor dude kills the woman who was searching for the traitor and you basically catch him in the act and you can't do anything about it.
You can't question him, you can't arrest him, you can't kill him, you can't even tell the Order leader you found him in the crime scene even though the woman only told you to meet her in the spot etc etc...
That point basically breaks the whole story. If you could've just killed him on the spot, the High Ones lose. Maybe you'd get arrested at best, but the world would survive.
That's the point where you as the player know he's the traitor and a murderer, but your player character is too stupid to do anything about it because the plot has to move forward.
Another massive plot hole is that High Ones can apparently create clones of various people and imbue them with superpowers, but for some reason they still need humans to build the device that triggers the extinction event and they need it to proceed exactly down to the most minute of details, otherwise the whole cycle is broken. If they can create these Fleshless that have to play a role in the convoluted story, why couldn't they just make their own servants to build the device for them? Or why couldn't they just build and activate the machine themselves?
Why rely on this whole convoluted plot that relies on Chosen Ones like (you)?
Because the game has to happen, that's why.
Let's not forget the Veiled Woman, literally a Deux Ex Machina for the writers to get out of the corners they wrote themselves in multiple times throughout the game.
Let's also not forget multiple storylines that go basically nowhere. I'm certain I forgot even more shit, but I can't remember right now.
>I guess what I'm trying to say is that the story would have worked if the writers actually showed an explicit example of pride, as in shoved that shit in your face and showed its negative effects.
Bro literally what the frick are you even rambling about
the story is genuinely good, get over it
Kino.
Any Skyrim quest mod like Enderal? I know it cant be as long but at least somewhat close to it in story depth.
I don't know of any total conversion mods, but I recommend the forgotten city as a really neat quest mod. I liked clockwork too, but it's a bit weaker imo
Definitely better then skyrim, but it has really moronic shit in it like having to buy skill books to level skills or how you basically need to look up classes on a wiki to know what they do and how to make sure you get them.
Looter shooters / dungeon divers are at their worst when you spend tons of time micromanaging inventory weight to gold value so you can haul tons of useless shit you don't want to town and sell it off to multiple different vendors which can take multiple ingame days waiting for their gold to restock just so you can get what you should have gotten to begin with. Cut out this moronic middleman that does nothing but waste time. Enderal makes it even worse since you have to do this to level your skills because you have to vendor shit for gold to buy your skill ups that cost insane amounts of gold when you could just fricking level up like normal.
Also its story is bad with no choices besides which of the two characters you want to frick and good / bad / secret ending.
Also its balanced like complete shit. Elemental magic just absolutely shits all over everything while stuff like the sinister magic is almost unplayable.
Every time someone says "companion" I can't help but wish the worst pain imaginable on the devs.
This mod was really boring and the skill tree was moronic and soullless