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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    is that destiny

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      One of three

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Neither of you are getting freed, frick you Achenar.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Achenar is a pretty swell dude in 4

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    here you go mate

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's the best way to play Myst?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      1993 version. Avoid RealMyst at all costs. 2021 version is... fine, but ONLY if you're playing it in VR and if you can get over the shitty CGI versions of the characters.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        They added the live action versions as an option. Except for when you're in D'ni at the end.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >They added the live action versions as an option.
          Oh, neat, didn't know this. Thanks.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        ignore everything this moron says. the 1993 version is unplayable nowadays....like literally nothing plays it unless you run some virtual machine, it's fine because that version is dogshit. Play realMYST and just set it to old school mode where you movie in still frames instead of full 3d movement. DO NOT play the new one they put a fricking Breaking Bad Mexico Sepia tone filter over it, I have no fricking clue why Cyan did that it's ugly as frick. If there is a mod to remove it then go for it but the Masterpiece Edition is cheaper.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          If you are going to play realmyst, at least play the masterpiece edition, OG realmyst is soulless

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            yeah, realMyst masterpiece is what i meant. You guys ready for that Myst tv series? anyday now....

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Myst TV series
              if this were the 2000s, I'd be like "That sounds exciting!" but as it is 2023, god please no, the tone would never be right, the writing would probably be full of millennial joss whedonisms ("WOAH, DID I JUST TRAVEL... INTO A BOOK? WHERE AM I?") I just see nothing good coming of it because some exec is going to step in and whine that things are too slow paced, too experimental, too "boring".

              It's literally impossible to find OG Realmyst nowadays. At least I couldn't find it.

              I don't know what the other anon was complaining about in regards to needing a virtual machine because myst works in ScummVM.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >too slow
                yup. they would put in a bunch of silly bullshit. They sold the rights to make a tv show a while back, with our luck it'll be an apple tv series.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Wow, he even picked the most bullshit puzzle in the whole game. A deep cut indeed.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I laughed at a penny arcade comic
                oh jesus I'm getting old
                In all seriousness only reason I think a myst TV show would be somewhat interesting is because I read this book back in the day and thought it was fascinating.

                Then again, I was also a teenager.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Conceptually, what would differentiate a Myst show from StarGate SG-1, save for the lack of a diverse toolbox of sci-fi concepts?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                It has been so long since I watched Stargate SG-1 (we're talking over a decade) that I couldn't honestly answer this question in good faith.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                heres a big one, stargate is old now, so this could be a new generation's stargate show.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >You guys ready for that Myst tv series?
              oh boy i can't wait to see atrus write an age where real life bad thing that has nothing to do with games never happened and catherine was captured because she did real life thing that has nothing to do with games and gehn is cooky old crackpot who lives in an age where real life bad thing that has nothing to do with games happened and he likes it instead of it just being a fantasy show.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                the Stranger will be played by black woman

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                the Stranger will be played by black woman

                Watch the talk by rand at mysterium this year. There was one question where he said in so many words that he doesn't like wokeshit and ruining shows with real life politics. So if rand is involved it won't happen probably.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I love oboe music.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's literally impossible to find OG Realmyst nowadays. At least I couldn't find it.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Myst Masterpiece Edition

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >What's the best way to play Myst?
      This question has a complicated answer. If you plan on playing through the series? The Masterpiece Edition. Thus, you get in the groove of what you will encounter through the series rather than being given a more fluid experience that spoils you.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        And, since I'll assume you're totally new, Myst and Riven are brother games. Riven is basically Part 2 of Myst. So playing in the original format so you'll thus be able to better enjoy Riven when the time comes is a thought.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Really quickly by not going into any of the levels or exploring anything

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      There was actually a special re-release for the switch a few years back,still no sign of Riven being ported though;_;

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's just gonna appear on steam one day, and there will be an announcement the same day like "Riven Remastered is here!" watch.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    nah b***h i've seen your rooms you're not getting shit except a spanking from dad

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm cautiously optimistic about the Riven remake. Change scares me but having Richard Vander Wende makes me happy.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just wanna play Riven in VR.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      at this point the only caveat to riven remake is the live action bits. starry exapnse already did the leg work of camera matching everything so the look and feel should be fine.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he doesn't know
        They're going to be making actual changes. Rand is autistic about lore so he justifies it as 'material newly uncovered by the drc' or whatever

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          oh no
          i had heard they had a gameplay demo but they showed crater island that looked pretty faithful. i'm open to some changes i guess but i hope they can be optional. i think what makes me the most of it is stuff like that will just delay the release to frick knows when.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Is that some kind of Origami structure?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >They're going to be making actual changes.
          oh god don't frick it up, I'm worried, I just wanted riven in 3D with VR support. Here's hoping the changes aren't bad.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            oh no
            i had heard they had a gameplay demo but they showed crater island that looked pretty faithful. i'm open to some changes i guess but i hope they can be optional. i think what makes me the most of it is stuff like that will just delay the release to frick knows when.

            >he doesn't know
            They're going to be making actual changes. Rand is autistic about lore so he justifies it as 'material newly uncovered by the drc' or whatever

            If Myst VR is any indication...we're in for a bad time.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              What's wrong with myst vr I played it on pc without vr and thought it was alright. I also haven't played the original myst in over a decade though so.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                They replaced the FMV video with 3d model holograms, which didn't look very good and which many people considered a crime against god.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh well they patched that. The ending is still in 3d though.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I also haven't played the original myst
                thats why, enjoy your sepia tone game

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Bro it's been over 15 years since I played myst frick off homosexual.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                They all look good.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >They all look good.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >frogposter

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Riven was probably one of biggest parts of my childhood. I used to fantasize about living in the Rivinese village because it was just so damn cool

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I liked what I played of Uru. It wasn't much but it was enough to not hate it. Never played it with other people though I wonder if that was any fun. Also I need Myst walls. Anything really, screenshots from the games whatever.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick, I remember trying to play this game as a child
    I never got very far because I was still a gamelet who got easily filtered

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Buy realmyst masterpiece (2014), it gets discounted to about $5 on steam pretty regularly

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      i didnt play this game for so long because i was sure it was gonna be some esoteric hard as frick puzzle game. I played a few point and click adventure games with my ex like Scratches and some of the Lucas Arts games so i was like "Oh man, Myst is gonna be too hard"

      Played it last year and really liked it, not hard at all. makes sense since it was the first of it's kind. Funny, a lot of the indie horror games you see on itch.io play like this game all these years later, lore included.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      For me, it's

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >boot up myst as a teenager
    >fumble around looking at cool scenery
    >can't figure jack shit out
    >no fricking idea what these buttons do
    >bro what is with this fricking talking scrambled man I can't understand shit
    >solve 0 puzzles before going back to sim city 2000 or something

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The most potent memory I have of this game is buying a Myst figure for $1 at fricking save-a-lot maybe 15-18 years ago now
    I saw the original 3 games ran at a GDQ back to back last year (on youtube not live obviously) and I still don't understand the story.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Myst Figure
      they sold Myst Action Figures? thats interesting.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wouldn't call it "action" per se but yes. Wish I still had it just for that left-field factor.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I could spell it out, but a big part of the original Myst is that it's a mystery game. So I could if you didn't care, but there's a lot of backstory to dig into.

      >Myst Figure
      they sold Myst Action Figures? thats interesting.

      They made 2 for Myst III's release. One of Atrus and one of Saavedro.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I really doesn't matter to me but the chance of playing Myst in the future is still above 0% (still fairly low given the talk that most versions change the original vision and I don't feel like getting scumm VM for three games and nothing else)

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >gatekeeping myst
    only on Ganker

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Myst scared me when i was a little kid.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bro, same. I was terrified at any moment some shit was gonna just pop out from somewhere and spook you

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      *makes you shit your pants*

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bro, same. I was terrified at any moment some shit was gonna just pop out from somewhere and spook you

      Well, Myst 100% is a horror game, of a sort.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >mfw couldn't get very far literally just the first room before mom freaks out over the constellation room thinking it was promoting demonology

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        lol. i heard about ids like you with very religious parents. Did you mom & dad think the nintendo would hurt the TV too?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Myst was "le liminal spaces" before zoomers picked up on it as a horror concept.
      Myst 3 specifically scared me as a kid not because of the lonely spaces or the liminal visuals, those were beautiful and cozy to me, it was because I always thought I was gonna turn a corner and Saavedro was gonna be there to fricking murder me.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Atrus I'm not you
        Atrus needs castration, frick his children.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          The entire series is about Atrus dodging responsibility. The entire god-damned series.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was also easily creeped out by early 3D games

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bro, same. I was terrified at any moment some shit was gonna just pop out from somewhere and spook you

      I played it just last year and honestly going into the first age with all the trees, after reading about it, i was getting axious thinking there was gonna be one of those creatures the lore describe just suddenly jumping out.

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >2023
    >I am forgotten

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was a pretty solid game. Too bad the development seemed so troubled. It's one of those games that's probably a tiny fragment of the original ambition.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      games shit

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Worse than Obduction

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not a fan of every puzzle being interfaced with the exact same way (probably a concession for VR) or the 'just dump all the story in the last 20 minutes' ending

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >(probably a concession for VR)
        The only thing VR changes is having a 6DoF camera and having 2 mouse pointers you can control indepentently instead of one, I wish devs would realize this instead of going
        >"NOOOOO YOU HAVE TO BUILD EVERYTHING FROM THE GROUND UP FOR VR OR IT WON'T MAKE SENSE REEE"
        because one of my most played games in VR is GZdoom and that was never designed for VR but plays beautifully in it anyway cause it's basically just a light gun game in that context with freedom of movement.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >indepentently
          *independently
          I think it should be obvious that's a typo

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >cause it's basically just a light gun game in that context with freedom of movement.
          House of the Dead VR when?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            The closest you're ever going to get is EmuVR.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              lel. what game console is that supposed to be, i dont recognize it.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                They didn't have a Dreamcast model when I took this screencap, nor did they have a guncon model. They have both now IIRC. I was playing the Dreamcast version of House of the Dead 2.

                I hear you can also set up Dosbox Pure to run windows 95 and play Myst on a simulated CRT since all EmuVR is is a retroarch wrapper, and play myst, though I don't know what the performance is like.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                amazing, if only i could have a gf in VR...unless...

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Honey Select has you covered there. https://github.com/Eusth/HoneySelectVR

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm very disappointed that games never were able to emulate the care put into the setting, lore, atmosphere, visual design, etc. of Myst. Games are treated like a source of quick dopamine and nothing more and target teens and preteens.

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