>RE5 remake >wesker will have a staggering 15min of screentime >13 minutes of those are just him hatefricking the titcow that is excella
wtf i love african resident evil now
Why would he be disgusted? Wesker admires people with a backbone, so even if Redfields give him ton of trouble, he would still be more appreciative of Claire than of most girls out there.
Maybe you should stop applying your own hobbies to Wesker, who canonically had a girlfriend and made her pregnant. And was certainly never seen with fingernails painted black or having anything on screen besides Wild Adventures of Chris and Jill.
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That homie was inconsolable for a month after David Bowie died.
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anon, he killed David Bowie after one of the scientists kept playing his songs in the lab.
how do people can bodies like this?
do they really have no other hobby at all except eating healthy and gym?
i can understand if you go for a jog there and then, maybe play football, basketball or something idk, go for hiking, being active as much as possible.
but there are guys who don't eat pizza, burgers, chips, soda, literally no junk food at all.
life is fricking too short to stay in the gym every day for few hours.
just play some vidya, grab a chips, watch some movies, have some beers, order pizza there and then, just enjoy
how do people can bodies like this?
do they really have no other hobby at all except eating healthy and gym?
i can understand if you go for a jog there and then, maybe play football, basketball or something idk, go for hiking, being active as much as possible.
but there are guys who don't eat pizza, burgers, chips, soda, literally no junk food at all.
life is fricking too short to stay in the gym every day for few hours.
just play some vidya, grab a chips, watch some movies, have some beers, order pizza there and then, just enjoy
will re 5 even have true black ebony Black folk? this remake is going to be a flop like re 3 remake or it will join far cry 2 and be a kino safari favela shooter experience
You are too late, Wesker.
Why doesn’t Chris just frick Jill?
He cannot, she’s his best friend
You don't frick good friends.
Thats his bff bestest strictly platonic friendship you freak!
What about Ada?
>wienerblock leon
Could work
NO WAY: gay.
His penis doesnt work from steroids, people seem to have forgotten
I'm visiting your sister tonight, Chris. And I know what goes where.
>wesker videocalling excella
>happy italian noises in the background
>RE5 remake
>wesker will have a staggering 15min of screentime
>13 minutes of those are just him hatefricking the titcow that is excella
wtf i love african resident evil now
I think Wesker would vomit in his mouth the moment he gets a glance at Claire's pussy.
He's not fooling anyone.
Why would he be disgusted? Wesker admires people with a backbone, so even if Redfields give him ton of trouble, he would still be more appreciative of Claire than of most girls out there.
That homie gay, man. Wesker loves to paint his fingernails black and drink wine while watching Gilmore Girls.
Maybe you should stop applying your own hobbies to Wesker, who canonically had a girlfriend and made her pregnant. And was certainly never seen with fingernails painted black or having anything on screen besides Wild Adventures of Chris and Jill.
That homie was inconsolable for a month after David Bowie died.
anon, he killed David Bowie after one of the scientists kept playing his songs in the lab.
Literally me.
How did you get that?
Ada delivered
BALLS BALLS BALLS OF STEEL
Wrong game
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i'm not gay but
See y'all in Africa you stupid nig-
Of what???
chicken butt
Keep your fingers to yourself
gonna make a hat out of you
how do people can bodies like this?
do they really have no other hobby at all except eating healthy and gym?
i can understand if you go for a jog there and then, maybe play football, basketball or something idk, go for hiking, being active as much as possible.
but there are guys who don't eat pizza, burgers, chips, soda, literally no junk food at all.
life is fricking too short to stay in the gym every day for few hours.
just play some vidya, grab a chips, watch some movies, have some beers, order pizza there and then, just enjoy
ugh autocorrect fricking sucks, sorry about that but you get the point
The answer to your question is Genetics.
This might be the most pathetic post I've seen in a long time.
A rat in his cage.
>lust provoking image
>time wasting question
Ganker is shit because of you, men aren't just onaholes coomer
Complete
Global
Lactation
God I'm gonna need to reread all those Wesker x Female reader rape
COMPLETE
LOCAL
SATURATION
i wonder how chris will look in the re5 remake
Most likely the model from RE8, just a bit smoothed out so he doesn't yet look like his whole life is a misery.
that sounds alright actually, i just hope they use a different voice actor
bros how do i get Ada gf...
That's easy, you just have to survive Raccoon city and get a job as government agent. Or a bioterrorist.
How did John do it?
He showed her a CD with company secrets, then dropped it inside his pants.
what the frick was his problem?
He's got a hard-on like you wouldn't believe.
Does RE5 have the best looking cast of any game?
>okay, throw me some numbers
Does anyone have that webm where Chris hands Ethan phone and it's full of naked pics of Chris? Asking for a friend.
will re 5 even have true black ebony Black folk? this remake is going to be a flop like re 3 remake or it will join far cry 2 and be a kino safari favela shooter experience