>british cuisine in the Pokemon world

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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >british "cuisine"

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >She's never had chips with aioli, sour cream and chili sauce

      missing out tbh

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why does british food all have cum on it wtf

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's Australian.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nah we just took their halal snack packs and called them ABs because it looks like afterbirth.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Looks like a worse version of carne asada fries.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kind of annoyed how Pokémon did only curry. Where’s my chance to make a full English? How about Bubbles and Squeak? Jellied Eel? Fish and chips?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          ???

          British is curry bro. Don’t like it? Fix the country

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ew someone came all over that food

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      came in your mother loola you bloody basterd b***h

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate how watery British food is.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      ummm this is quality cuisine sir

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        would eat

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why is the pie crust just tossed in there? Shouldn't the stuff be inside it? Is this a reverse pie?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Its one of the drowned in gravy and mashed peas and not as good looking

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          it is in there, the peas and gravy are extra

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Meanwhile in America

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Do Brits even have cows? Probably why they eat so much curry and not steaks or burgers.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          America is best at taking other nations foods and making them better. Tex-mex alone mogs most of the world

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          I would eat that whole plate besides those brownies, if that's what they are.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wouldn't complain for 3 bongs

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Keep the pie dry and go easier on the gravy and that doesn’t look too bad.

        Its one of the drowned in gravy and mashed peas and not as good looking

        Also, this feels dumb to say, but for some reason I thought meat pies/pasties has fallen out of fashion in Europe since the industrial age. Don’t ask why I believed that, I blame them not being that popular besides chicken pot pies in the States. (And I personally don’t see them the same as pasties)

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        At any event in Canada a beer alone would be 10 maple bucks minimum. Send rakes.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        This looks like the remains of a drunk guy taking a shit in a urinal.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        a steak pie is pretty good. ill take that.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      What have you found watery? I thought people usually found it to be stodgy.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh ya. They have overly dry shit and overly watery.
        Every time I see a mother fricker post a full English breakfast it's always a watery plate of tomatoes soaking into just raw white bread toast, mixing together with the sauce from the beans and the eggs. Holy frick it's so revolting.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Most people in the UK can't cook for shit, I'll give you that. English breakfast is also mainly something builders eat at cheap cafs (not cafes) at 6am where quantity is prized over quality.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >raw white bread toast
          Dont think yoy know how toast or bread works

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            I fricked up, I meant plain, or they just add slabs of butter to everything which is equally disgusting.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Sounds like autism tbh

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ok add slabs of butter to everything from toast to eggs and wonder why your obesity levels are equal to the USA

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I know, this isn't accurate at all. It should just be slices of toast with beans on it and gross looking strips of beef with no seasoning.

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll stick to jelly donuts

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      what happened to this kind of thing? why does modern anime try to not to hide the Japanese origin of on-screen foodstuffs?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because weebs got really mad about it. As much as normalgays try to pretend that weebs don't matter, they consistently get shit done

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because it was always moronic

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        a lot of these shows were marketed towards kids who wouldnt understand the different cultural stuff. i guess they realized the only people who this upset were 30 year old men who were watching cartoons aimed at 10 year olds and made a compromise.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >what happened to this kind of thing
        its still going on

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        With the advent of the internet, you can't "hide things like this anymore. Not to mention that anime and manga are so incredibly popular now compared to the 90's pokemon era that most kids know what this stuff is already and don't have a problem comprehending what the hell an onigiri is.

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >go to a british pub
    >on the menu it lists british specialities
    >curry is on the list
    Do bongs really?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Something something erosion of culture due to immigration

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kinda weird, I just assumed it was people memeing. But in reality it's factual lmao.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        you probably went to a tacky tourist trap

        >go to a british pub
        >on the menu it lists british specialities
        >curry is on the list
        Do bongs really?

        Brits got a taste for curry while colonizing india, it's not that deep

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      And they don't even eat curry, they eat "a curry".

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      For some reason Brits think foreign restaurants is uniquely British concept. They literally think Americans have never seen curry before, or fish and chips. The idea that we don't already enjoy literally every single cuisine around the world in every city seems to pass by their head.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's weird how obsessed they are but then how ignorant they are. My city isn't even that big and I can have literally any type of food I want. There's a fish and chips place, indian place, cuban, mexican, a bbq steak place, chinese food literally one city over.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's weird how obsessed they are but then how ignorant they are. My city isn't even that big and I can have literally any type of food I want. There's a fish and chips place, indian place, cuban, mexican, a bbq steak place, chinese food literally one city over.

        you might be able to have it but it doesn't mean it's good. Just like as a bong I can get mexican food or bbq but it'd be trash and far worse than what you can get in texas/california etc

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're just repeating what I said. You're moronic if you think the food we eat isn't authentic or good. Listen homosexual that's not how shit works. Take a trip to the US. the entire west coast has the biggest population of Vietnamese and Filipinos. You want good adobo and Bahn mi you go there, it's arguably better than the actual country.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            You're delusional, they don't have access to the same fresh ingredients so have to settle for canned or frozen if it's even available. The food isn't the "same or better" it's a crude facsimile.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              You have no clue what you're talking about

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Refute me then gay, list all the Vietnamese tropical fruits, vegetables, strains of rice, breeds of animal etc. that are grown or bred in the US and don't need to sit frozen or canned on a ship for 3 months

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Anon America is a continent of multiple climates. We have rice farmers HERE. We grow 200 billion tons of rice each year! YOU DON'T.
                you're still projecting!! We aren't a fricking rainy island!! We grow everything here!!

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Being an angry brown ESL must be exhausting.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Still implying fish and chips is a complicated dish

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              >they don't have access to the same fresh ingredients so have to settle for canned or frozen
              You're projecting. We aren't rationing like you in bongland Nigel.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm a New Zealander, I can go into the supermarket and buy 5 different types of shellfish you'd never have even heard of before. You can't get them anywhere else because they don't exist anywhere else. The same goes for all sorts of food all over the world.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ok but fish and chips still isn't a complicated recipe

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ok name 1 dish you have that we can't make

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Tuatua fritters and kumara chips with horopito sauce

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Paua.

                And if I substitute the ingredients will you die?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                It would be extremely painful.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Paua.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >*substitutes local shellfish*
                Sound like you are the one who can't make my dish

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >substitute
                lmao go post on your cuck food blog

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                My point made

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's better btw

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >you might be able to have it but it doesn't mean it's good
          It's battered fish and potatoes boiled in fat moron. It's not some secret recipe

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            you'd think so

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      you probably went to a tacky tourist trap

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't even know what the complaint is here. Would you complain about kareraisu being listed as a Japanese specialty? Chicken tikka is from India, chikken tikka masala is from the UK, and kareraisu is from Japan.

      And they don't even eat curry, they eat "a curry".

      Wrong, "do you want a curry" = "shall we order from/go to an Indian restaurant"

      For some reason Brits think foreign restaurants is uniquely British concept. They literally think Americans have never seen curry before, or fish and chips. The idea that we don't already enjoy literally every single cuisine around the world in every city seems to pass by their head.

      >They literally think Americans have never seen curry before, or fish and chips
      Nobody thinks that. But the fact you have X country-themed restaurants in your country doesn't mean you have actually tried their cuisine and you are dumb if you think it does. We've all seen the "Chinese food" you get from panda express or whatever, nearly none of those dishes are actually Chinese (I have been). We have a substantial diaspora from Hong Kong and the dishes they serve are actual Cantonese dishes, though I bet most Brits avoid things like chicken feet and tripe.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        How about "I'm going to eat a curry"?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          "I'm going to select one of the curry options on the menu [probably CTM]"

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >But the fact you have X country-themed restaurants in your country doesn't mean you have actually tried their cuisine and you are dumb if you think it does. We've all seen the "Chinese food" you get from panda express or whatever, nearly none of those dishes are actually Chinese (I have been).
        Everybody knows Panda Express is as Chinese as Taco Bell is Mexican. That doesn't mean that there aren't a frickton of Mexican immigrants and actual taquerias too. Lots of US cities have China towns that serve legit Chinese food from all different regions.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Holy frick we got one
        >you have X country-themed restaurants in your country doesn't mean you have actually tried their cuisine
        Actual moron.
        A recipe isn't hard locked. If you weren't some hipster trying to pose as some expat who thinks he can blend in with locals, you'd know that nobody fricking cares if an Arab family alters a recipe to suit the local taste.
        "Authentic" means fricking nothing. You are not a gourmand, you're not a local, you're not interesting, and just because you've traveled outside the tourist traps of Thailand doesn't mean you get to talk shit about people enjoying foreign food in their own country

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        anon burgerland is full of family restaurants run by immigrants

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      india is part of the british empire. they OWN curry.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Colonize India
      >Take their dish and improve it
      Simple as

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        [...]
        Brits got a taste for curry while colonizing india, it's not that deep

        holy morons.
        curry was invented by the british then adopted in the raj. fricking hell.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      you think thats weird, germans love currywurst. its on every menu

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    So why did hating the British become the approved reddit racism?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because people cant make fun of blacks anymore

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      the sun set on the empire.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      what war involved US colonies vs british empire?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Americans eat so much salt they're even salty about wars they won

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bri'sh aren't a race, and neither are thpaniards.

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate modern pokemon so much

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Japs obsession with curry is the pinnacle of food slop.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't shit on curry around the japanese

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      curry is the only good thing that came from india.

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish I could feed my Pokémon a Greggs sausage roll

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >you know realize that you share a website with british people
    >there could be british people in this very thread

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      As long as nobody's Fr*nch I suggest we make peace

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Frick the French, they gave us the metric system.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh yeah? I'm Mexican. How does that make you feel? I'm going to rub my grubby Mexican hands all over it. They're going to have to rename it "Ganker - El Vidyo" when I'm done with it.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >gato sexo and all those Hispanic facebook memes for the last 3 years
        Ganker turned into the us border

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >We wouldn't be in this mess if Ganker would have never spammed pictures of their heckin' caterinos in the first place
          Was it worth it?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      British? On Ganker? Nah I think you're just imagining things, old bean.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      As long as nobody's Fr*nch I suggest we make peace

      Woah is that le heckin epic safe racism? I sure love being edgy but not too much!

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shut the frick up, Black person.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Woah there pal that's too edgy for us redditors we only pretend to hate the British and French here.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            I hate the bongs, french and Black folk equally you moronic bong homosexual.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              No one has even mentioned muslims or acid attacks yet bro

              Woah there this isn't appropriate you're just meant to do safe racism which is approved by reddit and twitter.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bongistanian hands typed this post

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's some heckin good safe racism my fellow redditor unlike that other guy who is just ugh.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            No one has even mentioned muslims or acid attacks yet bro

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I rather have the Irish

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I rather
        Frick off, Brazil. You're not European.

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stealthy /bfg/ British food general thread.

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >British "people"

  15. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    just nuke britain. canada and usa too. their """""""cuisine""""""" is just as disgusting

  16. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think English food gets a bad reputation because they got so used to hard rations during WW2 and a lot of that poverty-tier food became cultural icons that they still enjoy today.

  17. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    fact: every American in this thread likes British cuisine such as cheddar cheese, English muffins, scones (basically what """biscuits""" are), apple pie (invented by bongs), sandwiches. Maybe banoffee pie, custard, fish and chips. Probably British drinks too liken scotch whisky, IPAs.
    Now, how many dishes do you enjoy from Slovakia or Finland or some shit? That's what I thought. British cuisine gets an unfair amount of hatred. Don't get me started on the 'brits are ugly' meme when most of the best looking people on the planet, most of the big actresses and models etc and the people this board obsesses over like henry cavill or emma watson tend to be british.

  18. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sinnohan hebrew cuisine sure is tasty!

  19. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh dear, the colonies are getting uppity again.

  20. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >fact: every American in this thread likes British cuisine such as cheddar cheese, English muffins, scones (basically what """biscuits""" are), apple pie (invented by bongs), sandwiches. Maybe banoffee pie, custard, fish and chips. Probably British drinks too liken scotch whisky, IPAs. Roit.
    >Now, how many dishes do you enjoy from Slovakia or Finland or some shit? That's what I thought. British cuisine gets an unfair amount of hatred. Don't get me started on the 'brits are ugly' meme when most of the best looking people on the planet, most of the big actresses and models etc and the people this board obsesses over like henry cavill or emma watson tend to be british. Roit.

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