Bros, Geoff Keighley is looking old these days. How much longer can he handle hosting gaming events at his age?
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Bros, Geoff Keighley is looking old these days. How much longer can he handle hosting gaming events at his age?
have a nice day
The worst part is that he has nothing in his CV. He is just a trash tier "influencer", like billion others and his whole "career" is just thin air. He is very close to unemployment and therefore he ages like 10 years every year, because he knows if the game devs don't want to play with him anymore, he makes no money anymore and has to live with social security.
Anon he's a millionaire. His connections are from being rich and hanging out at industry events.
He is literally the most powerful person in the industry, outside of CEOs of major publishers.
Kek how fricking delusional are you morons, you won't even come remotely close to his success in your dead end jobs
t. starbucks barista with a degree in gender theory
>you won't even come remotely close to his success in your dead end jobs
joke's on you, I'm a neet
Debra Wilson
He didn't look this old 20 years ago. What happened?
Was gonna say age but he's only 44 so genes and stress.
Who will replace him as the gaming industry's next tard wrangler?
Don't mind me, nothing to see here! 5+ doses of safe efficacy had no side effects or secondary results!
They're gonna drop dead any day now bro. They actually already are but they are hiding it until it's too late.
All cause mortality is up 20% in most places anon. 2 weeks is up. You fricked up.
>They actually already are
yes
>they are hiding it
they're not, the deaths are all over the news. look up "died suddenly" and then desperately google a "debunk" of it that you can blindly accept
It's amazing the staying power this piece of cardboard with a mic has had. How much penis has he sucked do you think?
A lot of tiny baby ones
euromutts do have small penises so that makes sense.
Damn... So this is what being friends with Kojimba does to a man.
The wall comes for men as well, anon.
Keighley has always been a marketer. If he stops doing big shows he can just become a consultant.
Literally doesn't need a job, he's super wealthy.
>super wealthy
From what? He worked at GameTrailers for like a decade and that site definitely couldn't afford to pay him much. SGF and TGAs don't earn much.
His family. He's a rich kid.
He's in his like mid 40s, he still has another 20 years
Being in charge of and hosting the VGAs for nearly ten years has tripled his age
And the 2050 Game of the Year is...
Last of Us Part 1 Remake: Remastered Hyper HD Edition
The Elder Scrolls VI: Hammerfell
Five presidents and Blizzard-Activision is STILL horrible.
I used to make games you know
>neckbeards posting here for a decade and change suprised the people around them are aging
When's the last time you looked in a mirror bud
When a 200 year old can be president it should not be that hard for a 44yo to host shows for children's entertainment games
How bad will his midlife crisis be? A career made out shilling for brands, the game industry and celebs. That can't be good for the soul.
>What will this millionaire do when he isn't talking about games anymore
I'd say your own future after you are done shitposting about games all day is in bigger trouble
>Geoff
>millionaire
What the frick are you smoking?
He was a millionaire before he even did this
Only rich people have time to waste for video games anyway
You are all right like me right?
rich like me*
Hope you are alright too
Who would even step up to take his place?
Andrew Dobson
Yahtzee
>what cocaine addiction does to a mf
Why is an American hosting some europoor event? euros really can't do anything themselves lmao
Geoff is Canadian.
North American is American esl. Try and keep up. No euroscum was up for the task apparently.
>North American is American esl
no one but a moronic european or an ESL refers to Canadians as Americans
euro commentators have dignity
He's Canadian. Also the son of the guy that developed IMAX theaters, so it explains how he is able to always rent out so much space for cheap.
kinda crazy how this guy ended up, I still remember when he was the blizzcon online pay per view host together with chris metzen's wife like 15 years ago
He didn't look old when he was younger, I wonder what happened.
I can't help but like Geoff for some reason. I remember hating him for being such a fake shill back in the Gametrailers days and not a whole lot has changed except for the fact that he persisted, he's kept at it for all these years and despite being basically a suck up shill, he's at least trying to do something.
Game Awards fills the void e3 left behind to at least some extent. It's a joke as an awards show, but at least it lets me spend a night with Ganker watching game trailers. And it has gotten better, his old award shows were so much worse
>This guy used to be an actual investigative journalist
>He just quits to be a corporate shill
>And host garbage MTV tier awards for gaymers
lol