Bros how is it not a SINGLE pirate or nautical game made in all these years has EVER surpassed Black Flag?

Bros how is it not a SINGLE pirate or nautical game made in all these years has EVER surpassed Black Flag?
A fricking Ubishit game from 10 years ago

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sea of thieves is better

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I doubt it, even if they have a singleplayer mode, without npcs manning a large ship you're not exactly getting the best pirate experience in your small ass sloop.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >muh npcs
        how about playing with friends

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          every game is fun with friends. if a game needs you to be playing with your friends to be good then it's a shit game

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >every game is fun with friends
            no its not

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              you don't have friends

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                get better friends

                would playing skull and bones with friends make it fun?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                yes

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                no, youd have fun with your friends. the game doesnt get fun.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I don't know, a good friend wouldnt subject me into buying it

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                absolutely. it was already fun alone, but it's meant to be played with friends

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              get better friends

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Wrong game to use that argument on. Sea of Thieves is very much fun on your own as there are missions and goals that you can just do however you like. It's also fun to annoy gays with your small yet fast and agile boat.
            Playing with 4 others just gives you the opportunity to actually do some pirate roleplay shit if youre so into that.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              sea of thieves is absolute dogshit on your own

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                skill issue

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Maybe because you're a gay that needs to be told what to do, rather than trying to make your own fun.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                make your own fun is most moronic thought-terminating cope in existence. if I wanted to make my own fun why would I play a shitty video game when I could make some art or go outside

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >NOOOOOO DADDY PLEASE TELL ME WHAT I SHOULD DO NEXT IN THIS VIDEO GAME I CANT MAKE MY OWN DECISIONS NOOOOOOO ITS THE GAMES FAULT FOR GIVING ME THE FREEDOM TO CHOOSE!!!

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                least moronic "make your own fun" gay

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >can do missions on his own or take on the challenge of sinking bigger ships in multiplayer
                >decides to cry on Ganker instead

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >could be "making his own fun" (playing a terrible video game)
                >decides to cry on Ganker instead

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Peak Sea of Thieves is sinking larger player ships with your sloop and stealing their hauls

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Sea of Thieves is a multiplayer game, Anon. Not in a "fun with friends" kind of way either. The fact that people play it on their own and pretend they're having a good time doesn't change that it's designed to be played in parties of multiple players.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Game is designed to be flexible on players at its core, don't delude yourself

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Trying to do anything on your own takes agonisingly long, even with the smallest ship. It's balanced for full crews.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >NOOOOO JUST PLAY MULTIPLAYER SLOP
          If your game requires friends to be good, it's not that good of a game.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's already been established the game is fun without friends yet you haven't provided an argument for having npcs other than the obvious that you have no friends

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      SoT needs a proper combat overhaul, along with removing bombs

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >combat overhaul
        It's getting new weapons in about 2 weeks
        >removing bombs
        Someone got assblasted by a powder keg and never recovered kek

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      okay first off i don't like multiplayers so this may be biased but who fricking cares

      that shit is ASS and it's gameplay loop is boring as frick

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bf sucks

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Asscreed
    Surpassed in being shit? Yeah, that's not happening.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Asscreed and Sea of Pixar are the only pirate games I can even think of.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I still think it's kind of weird that they went with Thailand-esque limestone towers for the landscapes in this game, it doesn't look anything like the actual bahamas/Carribean

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        how would you know?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I've been there, but jesus christ anon you could just use google now, the carribean is not a mythical place we can only guess at the appearance of

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's a video game Black person. You're the reason why sea of thieves sucked. If something is cool and fun you fricking put it in you don't wonder about realism like a homosexual.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    funny even ubisoft couldn't surpass itself, doubly kek when you think about it

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if you played alpha you know
    if you didn't sucks to suck
    >cannons
    >different ship types
    >gliders
    >scuba gear
    >anchoring
    >tether harpoon
    >tether harpoon glitching
    >blockades
    >no trade packs left unstolen

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >has actual judicial system with players as judge and jury
      >any crime on land can be reported
      >can't report oceanic crimes
      >also all the illegal tree farm shit
      frick early AA was good

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It was fun as hell, but the judicial system does not work for western audiences. Its intended purpose is not served like it was in the Korean version. In the west, it's all just trolling as hard as possible.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >has actual judicial system with players as judge and jury
      >any crime on land can be reported
      >can't report oceanic crimes
      >also all the illegal tree farm shit
      frick early AA was good

      Damn, I miss this

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Man, I wish Ubishit would port this game to android so I can natively play it on my phone at work.
    I can emulate the switch version and I get 30fps stable, but my phone heats up like a motherfricker and the battery won't last 4 hours. Kinda like the switch experience really.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    niche

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The fact that there still hasn't been a proper EQ-style pirate MMO blows my mind. It's a genre where the main goal is to find a crew of people and go on raids, it seems obvious.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    worst part about black flag
    >forced to dual wield swords
    >forced to have 4 pistols attached to you
    >forced to have a moronic blow pipe on your back
    >dumbass animus effects like sword trails and white outlines around enemies
    mods fix some of this but they're probably broken by now

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Bros how is it not a SINGLE nautical game made in all these years has EVER surpassed Black Flag?
    Here you go.
    No, i will not accept your zoomzoom whining regarding how "boring" it is, you either seek out the fun of sailing the sea or you seek out a pirate of the caribbean inspired game, those are plenty

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Ubisoft slop

    You don't know real soul

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Black Flag is sovlful

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  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Black flag
    That has nothing on the TRUE best Caribbean age of sail experience.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > Occasionally drops to 48 fps with a 4090.

    All of my why.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The genre was perfected in 2004

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    black flag is boring as frick. I tried playing it for what might have been the fifth time just this week and I couldn't do it.
    ubisoft games probably have the most beautiful looking world scenarios yet their games actually piss me off with how boring they are. no other video game makes me feel as if I wasted my time other than ubishits. oh how I wish they were fun.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    everyone (me included) always gushes about the sea shanties but the tavern songs are lit af senpai

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