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I HAVE SECURED THE HOLY GRAIL

WHAT’S YOUR EXCUSE?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I-I-I I DON'T H-HAVE A COLDSTONE NEAR ME!!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Then why are you stuttering? The cold, perhaps?

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >plastic spoon
    do americans really?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you think a restaurant is just gonna give you metal utensils to take home? why are europeans so moronic?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        here in europe we eat ice cream with our bare hands, bunch of fricking barbarians in america i swear

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >eats their ice cream from a hot dog bun
          This isn't the own you think it is

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            so you admit you use your bare hands to eat a frozen, sticky food? are you barbarians?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Huh, but they do here.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >you think a restaurant is just gonna give you metal utensils to take home?
        uh, yes?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          what a waste

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >what are returnables

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >returnables
              awesome. love collecting up all my spoons and bringing them back to the restaurant

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >bro just go back to the store and return it
              What the frick is the point? It's so inconvenient, just use a plastic spoon.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I'm european and I'm 99% sure you're making it the frick up.
              There's no such thing

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          what are you gonna do when you run out of metal cause you made a billion spoons? idiot

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            what are you gonna do when you run out of plastic because you made a billion spoons

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              make more plastic

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is it good?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      its delicious

      it tastes like they dunked a piece of cake into vanilla ice cream and topped it with sprinkles

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    in not in amer*ca

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That looks disgusting

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    are you a woman

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    OP how much do you weigh?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      5'7 275

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cold stone is overrated, it's not that good

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      true true true

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why is it on the floor and melting?

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i miss my local coldstone creamery on campus. too bad it was shut down so we can make way for another fricking boba tea place.
    don't drink boba tea. boba tea is a chinese commie gayop to make their men more feminine and fat and there are a lot of """international students""" in my college campus (who are all probably spies for the ccp) so they probably find my college a good hotspot to spread their testosterone decreasing social experiment

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    damn how long did it take for Mario to coom all that

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It was alright, but I pooped blue for like three days, and overall I would just prefer having Somewhere Over the Raindough.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If this was any other franchise, this entire thread would be filled with CONSOOM memes

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Does it taste like Mario Party?

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What happened to Blue Bunny? They used to be pretty good but some time maybe 5 years ago their quality went sub-Great Value levels. Now I just buy Tillamook.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      got bought up and the new owner immediately tanked the ingredients to make more money. The usual.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why is it mario party superstars in particular? You'd think it would go with odyssey because big name or Strikers because newest.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      because it's a party title, appeals to most people
      the real question is why it wasn't mario kart

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Custard > Icecream
    Prove me wrong

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