Bros there are so many games for this thing

Bros there are so many games for this thing

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's a word for that, "shovelware"

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sure, like all systems ever. Mainly the PS2 though.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        nah, talk shit. go on the eshop right now and theres more shovel ware in 15 seconds of scrolling than the entire PS2 catalogue. literal app store tier, theres no argument here

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nah, PS2 was shovelware central.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            dont reall give a frick about your meme memory son. the fact of the matter in the day and age we live in, the Switch has a grander library of nothing games, and ironically enough, as we argue like its 2004 about consoles- at least 10x more games release as did back on PS2.

            doesnt matter if Little Britain, Who Wants To Be a Mllionaire, Neopets and DRIVERS LISENCE TEST stick out in your mind there is a metric frickton of the same tier of shit on nintendo consoles in general

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's not even a meme. All consoles have shovelware, especially on digital fronts. It's just that PS2 had the most.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                The PS2 was limited by the lack of digital distribution. At least 99% of the shovelware released on PS2 was at least a game compared to what gimmicky Nintendo systems get.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >At least 99% of the shovelware released on PS2 was at least a game
                I hate to burst the console warrior bubble but no, Shrek's Carnival Craze was not any deeper than the average Switch shovelware title

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Are you going to cry yourself to sleep once the Switch outsells the PS2?

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              I remember the DS had a lot of this shit too. In the age before smartphones the DS had a sort of niche as a hub for useless applications masquerading as games which even the fricking Switch still has more than a few of. They just have no quality control.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >shovelware
      PS5 hardware and games in a nutshell

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        PS5 needs games to be shovelware in the first place.

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    all for absolutely free of charge

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I did not miss the days of soldering modchips on

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    All of the worthwhile games are in your image, OP.
    The rest are borderline scamware eshop garbage

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its Nintendo's best system ever and Im tired of pretending its not

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      No one's pretending. Everyone knows the Switch has the best library out there.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It has great vidya but it's completely soulless compared to their previous stuff. No themes, no songs on the menus and the eshop, etc.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not to mention shit hardware, shit controllers (third party ones are better lmao), laggy as frick eshop with no way to filter out the mobile tier shovelware so every new sale is filled with games designed to be on sale for a dollar on the eshop so I never fricking know if anything I actually fricking want goes on sale because who the frick wants to scroll through all of that. Also frick them for israeliteing with the VC and locking it behind tiers of paid online and you can't own the games and tee hee we shut down the 3DS and Wii U eshops prease understand small tiny rittle ching chongese penis company.

        No one's pretending. Everyone knows the Switch has the best library out there.

        You were saying this even before anything came out for it and we had such classics as Vroom in the Night Sky and Fitness Boxing 2. Ganker has to shill ANYTHING and EVERYTHING Nintendo related else they believe the company will collapse under their (the autists) own victim complex.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >tee hee we shut down the 3DS and Wii U eshops
          both of those systems are cracked wide open and their stores were up for about the same time the wii's was

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            And this excuses Nintendo being israelites how?

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >excuses
              lol
              the point is get the frick over it, hacking both systems is trivial and you can load them up with their entire libraries for free including virtual console

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah the only library of theirs that compares for me is the SNES' and most of its best games are technically on the Switch anyhow

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Which is your favorite? Mine is the Ultraman Monster Rancher crossover.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    go buy a better screen it is shit

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    someone stole my switch while i was drunk and now i hesitate to buy a Lite or wait for the next console

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't know why you'd go with a Lite over an OLED.
      >wait for the next console
      Enjoy your 13 month wait

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not him but Lite has unironically better ergonomics than the OLED, if you don't care about playing with it docked then it's a viable option

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          There's a huge negative to the lite anon, one that's been discussed too much

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm waiting to see if next system will be shit or not also won't buy normal model and will wait for special edition most likely pokemon.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only modified one.

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