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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    BATTLE BROTHAS

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    YOU HAF NOOO HONOR

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      BALD

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    METAL BOXES

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      BATTLE BROTHAS

      BROTHEEERR!
      IT'S BEEN TOO LONG!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >40k
        >no nanotechnology
        The emperor is a total moron. Nano tech without souls > failed test tube space marines.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    NO BLOW WILL GO UNANSWERED

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ONE OR A THOUSAND I WILL KILL THEM ALL

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    FROM THE LIGHTNING
    AND THE TEMPEST
    EMPERORRRR DELIVER UUUSSSSSSSSS

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    THEY WILL PAY FOR THEIR ARROGANCE

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    SQUAD BROKEN

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ALIEN BEANS

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      MAKE THEM SUPPER

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >there will never be a sequel to DoW
    feels bad man

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    LET THE DARK POWERS HEAR OUR PRAYERS

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ORKS ORKS ORKS ORKS ORKS ORKS ORKS ORKS.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      GATHER ROUND LADS
      orks

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I WUNNA GET STUK IN WIV DA BOYZ

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    For the Emperah!

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I WANT THA TEEF
    DONT TOUCH DA TEEF

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    BUT WE SHALL NOT DIE, NO!
    IT IS THE ENEMY WHO WILL TASTE DEATH AND DEFEAT!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      AS
      YOU
      KNOW

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        MOST OF OUR BATTLE BROTHERS ARE STATIONED IN SPACE

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          PRHEHPAHREHD TO DHEEP STRHIHKE

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            OUR PERIMETER HAS BEEN PREPARED IN THE EVENT THAT OUR ENEMIES SHOULD BE SO BALD AND SO FOOLISH.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    BATTLE BROTHER? WHAT ARE YOU DOING BACK THERE?
    HELP ME!

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    MORE CORPSES

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      moar corpses

      what did he mean by this

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >ultratoilet banners

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Uhhh yeah? Why wouldn't those valorous and not suspiciously green ultramarines be flying their standards?

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    BATTLE BRUVAS

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    THE WEAK FIGHT BACK

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    RED ONES GO FASHTA

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    WEAPONS READY

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    By the emperor, you will have it!

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    COME SHOW ME WHAT PASSES FOR FURY AMONG YOUR MISBEGOTTEN KIND!

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    *rapes your force commander and makes the mission take over 30 minutes making the final corruption side mission impossible to complete*
    Nothing personal, muhreen.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >spams charge
      >unzips Jonah and Cyrus
      nothin' personnel kid

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        plz gib good jonah power setup

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    its quiet

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pathetic
    You were great once. Before doubt addled your will your will, before you rendered judgment on Cyrene, before you murdered the innocent and guilty. All in one stroke,
    YOU
    WEAK
    SORRY
    FOOL
    HOW DOES IT FEEL TO HAVE SLAIN MILLIONS, TO HAVE BETRAYED YOUR OWN FAMILY?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I BETRAYED NO ONE!
      Innocents die so that humanity may live.
      I ended their suffering as I will yours.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      feels good man

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ORKZ IZ MADE FOR FOIGHTIN' AND WINNIN'

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    moar corpses

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Avitus turning traitor overall wasn't really a surprise, the dude's dialogue just screams "I am heretic material". But i didn't see it coming because on my first chaos rising playthrough I did it fully pure and got martellus as the traitor. So when I went to retribution and saw his dumbass standing next to diomedes I was extremely surprised.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Avitus' betrayal isn't even about becoming a heretic since he doesn't put his faith in the dark gods. He simply lost hope and meaning in his actions and that had him despair.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >He simply lost hope and meaning in his actions and that had him despair.
          He'll make a perfect nurgilite

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Maybe we can blame Avitus for buffing Ulkair so goddamn hard from it.

            [...]
            what did he mean by this

            >Into the Breach
            Gooooooooooooood fricking times

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Avitus is too much of a go-getter to be a Nurglite. Even after succumbing to despair he goes out of his way to set up a suicide by Battle-Brother.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He did nothing wrong. The Imperium is by far the most repulsive thing in 40k that any non-moron would at least be secretly against.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >The Imperium is by far the most repulsive thing in 40k
            Dark Eldar?
            Slaanesh?
            The Slaugh?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Nuh-uh. BASH THE FASH
              SLAANESH SAYS TRANS RIGHTS

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Slaanesh says cut off your dick and replace it with a spiked hamster, not become a woman, you may get 1(one) titty though

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The imperium is the worst form of government, apart from all the other that have been tried.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >The Imperium is by far the most repulsive thing in 40k

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Being a heretic is not about worshiping Chaos, it is about rejecting the Imperial Creed. Or do you think when Inquisitors label people who ally with the Eldar (at the wrong time) heretics it is because of Chaos worship?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I'm pretty sure the writers use the 'heretic' wrong on purpose as a joke. I don't think it's a coincidence that the Horus Heresy is about apostasy (rejecting the Emperor and worshipping someone else) and the Age of Apostasy is about heresy (Vandire introducing his own version of the Imperial Creed).

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He is the perfect traitor
        On the flip side, who's the worst traitor?
        Mine vote goes to Tarkus, they try and make it as if his betrayal is very tragic...
        and then we find out he betrayed them for a magic Bolter and it immediately becomes moronic

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Hey man, going nuts over a bolter that can one shot chaos dreadnoughts ain't nothing to frick with. That's some necron tier firepower in a standard bolter

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          teebeeaeych that bolter was stupid fricking powerful. I would murder a few of my loved ones to have it too.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          IMO the worst is cyrus. He barely has any lines for the reveal and mission itself and his excuse for doing it feels half baked.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Being angry at incompetent leadership is somewhat understandable. Even in the mission where everyone actually lets their inner thoughts out, Cyrus describes (You) as the commander like this:
            >He leads us in circles
            So in Cyrus' mind should he betray, only Angelos and Thule were good commanders. Angelos was deemed a renegade, Thule is stuck in a dreadnought chasis, he doubts you, sees Diomedes as a puppet, and Kyras obviously being behind it all.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Oh and of course, getting like 3-5 companies annihilated.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >who's the worst traitor
          Alpharious... maybe... probably?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Probably Martellus, because he's the guy who fixed up the machinery and shit that allowed you to uncover the traitor in the first place. So him basically revealing himself for no reason is kinda moronic

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            On the other hand, Martellus did suspiciously survive what should have been a certain death and spent a long time stranded by himself in wilderness, that does smell of potential chaos corruption

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Either Martellus or Thaddeus

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Tarkus was corrupted by a demon inhabiting the bolter, it's not like it's out of left field for 40k. A primarch, Fulgrim had the same thing happen to him. He got fricked by a demon possessing a sword.
          The tragic part of Tarkus falling is that he truly believes he is doing right by his battle brothers, right until the end.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        All his dialogues were kino though.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I don't remember this? How do you get this dialogue?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Avitus' betrayal isn't even about becoming a heretic since he doesn't put his faith in the dark gods. He simply lost hope and meaning in his actions and that had him despair.

        Who turns traitor depends on your choices in campaign and corruption meter. The default is Martellus the techmarine.

        Having Cyrus turn is pretty kino though.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          none of my boys are traitors, you frick

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      why avitus a brendan fraser space marine

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >It matters not who lives and dies. Blood is shed as it has always been. There is nothing else in this forsaken existence.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        There is hairgel, lots of hairgel

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    PAIN NOW! REWARD IN AFTERLIFE!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      FORWARD YOU DOGS TO VICTORY
      GLORY TO THE FIRST MAN TO DIE
      CHAAAAAAARGE

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >thread dies the moment any actual discussion happens

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      just proves kyras was right

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Look anon, the last Dawn of War game was ten years ago, all that could've been said, was said

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      because there is nothing to talk about anymore

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    WHERE?

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Guys, I'm getting filtered on learning how to play orks in ultimate apocalypse. This shit is more micro intense than zergs.

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    FEAR ME, BUT FOLLOW

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      WIT-NESS YOUR DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMUH

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How is chaos gate anyway? It's sale on Steam.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I want to play it too but I'm at the point where I can't justify giving money to GW in any way. I just hope it's cracked soon.

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Let the 99th sword be honed and made ready for war.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      WE MUST ARM FOR EVEN CRUELER WARFARE

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Tyrandis, you profane the very name of life creature.

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    brother you sacrifice your life for the emperor we must complete our mission with our without you

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This planet is OURS, witch!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      HISSSSSS

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Did you guys enjoy battlesector?Its pretty decent and theres a sisters of battle dlc coming and probably some ork stuff

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    SSSSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNDDDRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    *BLEEP* *BLOOP*

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i tried dawn of war 2 and hated it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        im moronic and didnt mean to reply since thats obvious a picture of dow1 necrons. i need to go to bed

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          i tried dawn of war 2 and hated it.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            thanks apoc

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            thanks apoc

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            thanks apoc

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Man, I like the necrons, but playing them feels so boring compared to other factions due to lack of voicelines

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Angry space robots best faction

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why is chaos so lame?Not even the dark eldar,who barely even count as a faction, are this lame

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      its cause despite being the big bad they have to keep losing because static setting

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        In my mind,the tyranids are the real enemy,chaos are just some clowns who show up to annoy people some times

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because they don't feel organic.
      They're supposed to be the best evar ultimate baddies that will inevitably triumph, but every victory they ever get comes from blatant author fiat rather than a natural result of events.

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    *incomprehensible jabbering*
    BREAK THEIR BACKS!!!!

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    IT IS THE BANEBLADE
    I HAVE FACED MORE FEARSOME TANKS

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    METAL BAWXES
    ON THE HILLSIDE
    METAL BAWXES
    FULL OF SPESH MEREENS

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >the power to save you

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Please... no more kicking

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Poor grots.

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Not a single good 40K RTS

    What the frick is happening in Games Workshop, i get that they dont want to have 300 spin off chinese bootleg shows, but holy shit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Battlefleet Gothic 1/2 were good.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's a niche game for autists. Tried playing it but slowly watching ships circle each other and shoot is boring as hell.
        I'm sure autists will enjoy the high end lategame but it's boring as frick for normal people.
        Also all the ships look the fricking same.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          go play cod normie

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You act like CoD isn't more fun than some turbo jank strategy game.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              You should probably go play it then.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Dawn of War?

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Normal
    >1 shots my 209 HP commander
    EXCUSE ME????

  53. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How do I capture the Shrine on the opposite side of the map while defending the Gens?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Just do it on some other mission, all the maps get reused plenty of times

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Send Cryus.
      Also the rosarius/orbital bombardment combo will delete any single wave if you're having trouble

  54. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    dark crusade

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ...home...

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Why didn't they do another one of these after Soulst- oh.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I tried playing through this again as Chaos and I got hard stuck against the Imperial Guard. While I was fricking up the Orks and Necron they were on their side of the board building up a moronicly powerful retinue of honour guard that I have no hope of standing up against, especially since Chaos' selection of honour guard seem to suck complete wiener. Dude's spawning in with basically an entire army and multiple bases wherever I attack.

  55. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    IT'S ME VERSUS A SHRED OF THEIR GOD

  56. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I really Want a game where necrons are relevant, with important named characters like imotekh or even the silent king fricking shit up.
    It's usually the other way around, characters in these games are usually made just for the game and then they get featured in books, like that tau warrior who falls to khorne in the book and has ptsd etc.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Well obviously, why would you want to mess around with someone else's OC when you can have fun with your own characters and not be restricted in any way?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Mechanicus?

  57. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    As a teen, I loved Gorgutz and Orks in general like crazy. But now I find myself being a huge Chaos fan. Anyone else experience a major shift of favourite race as you got older?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Always thought the Eldar were lame af as a teen, liked the more metal races more, nowdays I can appreciate the sleek designs and the dying, hopeless race angle more. Still love my ORKS ORKS ORKS though.

      I never autistically yell Ork phrases while I game though

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yup. I went from Space Marines to CSM because they're both fricking gnarly and cool but also tragic.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I've always been Necrongay

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Back when I first got into the universe (I was around 10 years old) I liked Tau the most, since they seemed like more of a good guys.
      I do remember really liking the Necrons too though, the idea of just completely eradicating all of life to feed vampiric space gods felt extremely bleak and sinister to me, they were more harrowing and captivating than any other of the "evil factions" (>inb4 no good guys in warhammer). Probably one of the reasons I kinds disliked their later retconns.

      Later on I became a chaos gay though. It's still probably my favourite faction, but nowadays I have a soft spot for all of them really

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I liked the imperial guard and oldcrons previously as a teen. Now I collect Alpha Legion CSM and Ulthwe Eldar. I have no clue why I shifted factions.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Any tips on doing the scales effect on armour without buying overpriced forge world crap? Will probably be painting an alpha legionnaire soon

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Not him but using green stuff or better yet proper modelling clay is not as hard as you think and once you get good at it you can literally recreate and effect you want. Especially making your own molds.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Ah, I really have to learn to use this stuff eventually, never got around to it despite painting for around 10 years on and off

            Not a prolific/skilled painter so I cant help too much. What I can do instead is link you a guide I saw for that sort of stuff. He's got a bit of a dull voice, but the technique is very good for giving the illusion of scales. It takes a bit of getting used to watering down contrasts and having a good tip on a detail brush to get the effect.

            Thanks a lot senpai, will watch it in free time

            Forgot pic because, like my Boyz, I am moronic

            They look good anon, nice work!

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Not a prolific/skilled painter so I cant help too much. What I can do instead is link you a guide I saw for that sort of stuff. He's got a bit of a dull voice, but the technique is very good for giving the illusion of scales. It takes a bit of getting used to watering down contrasts and having a good tip on a detail brush to get the effect.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Buy recasting of the overpriced forgeworld models

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I loved the tanks and various vehicles of the IG when I was young, before my wandering eye went to the Tau. I fricking love their heavier unit designs, the old Broadside with the shoulder railguns is still the best design in the whole franchise in my eyes.. I blame a cross infection from watching Gundam for the change.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I liked IGs, then Tau, always a bit of SM but now I'm full Necron to the point I started collecting. Modelwise theirs are fantastic.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Used to be a massive IG gay but over the last decade i've really started to like Orkz. Both are expensive horde armies that are a b***h to paint so i'm fricked either way, but I'm really happy with my boyz in green.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Forgot pic because, like my Boyz, I am moronic

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          They look really good but I would add 1 more colour like white maybe? White and black checkers even. Just to break up some of the larger areas that are fully black. It kind of makes them look flat. The skin looks really nice though

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I used to like chaos marines as a kid. Now I like knightly marines, and basically are an imperium fan, plus I like converting and kitbashing inquisition stuff. That's my favorite part.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Liked Spacemarines, took the Ork pill, they are fun to play and kitbash. I dont care if I lose, throwing that many dice for attacks is fun.

      Wanting to start collecting Skitarii because I always wanted to make a helghast adjacent army and they kindof fit the aesthetic without having to do a lot of work to something like IG for the same look.

  58. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    STEAL
    RHEIN

  59. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Was the 'every race is playable' campaign in Retribution well received? Or would another fleshed out space marine campaign be preferred?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Definitely. Lots of replayablility in Retribution. Space Marines are nice but giving everyone a bit of play is better for most.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Not sure about the general opinion, but it always felt a bit disappointing and half assed that all the factions get basically the exact same missions with just some small changes, I expected each campaign to be at least somewhat more unique, especially that they're pretty short anyway
      >Or would another fleshed out space marine campaign be preferred?
      I would prefer a fleshed out campaign with anything BUT space marines. Not that I don't like them, but they already got their spotlight. A DoW 2 style campaign with the same amount of content and character personality, but with, say, orks, eldar or chaos marines as protagonists would be absolutely amazing

      Actually I recall the devs stating in the very first DoW2 reveals that an ork campaign was actually planned, but it got scrapped

  60. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >SANITY IS FOR THE WEAK

    >DO YOU HEAR THE VOICES TOO?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's a pity that the champion's voice is so much more annoying than the standard chaos marine.
      Same with how the goddamn priest takes precedent over the Imperial Guard general, though at least you can get the bodyguard in campaign to mitigate that

  61. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  62. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How do i overcome the UI and camera in DoW1? I literally cant enjoy it because of the clunkiness ooooooohh the clunkiness.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i know there are camera mods, but i dont know anything about UI mods.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Other than the tooltip flat-out lying half the time, what exactly is wrong with it?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        40% of the screen is covered

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Never really been a problem for me, battles that require more screen space than you have are very rare (at least without mods) and you can move the camera very quickly. Also you can hide the UI by clicking the icon in the middle, during battles you only really have to click around on the units anyway, other than launching an occasional ability

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Uuuh, what exactly seems to be the problem with them? It's just your completely regular isometric camera with lots of manoeuvrability and easy controls. And UI... you literally just click on what you want to select, why would there be something wrong about it?

      I must be getting old, since I'm beginning to see people complaining about things I always thought completely normal and can't even understand what their problem with them could be

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Mods.

  63. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Those are Eldar? I thought they'd be taller.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      edit that pic with a commissar in the back aiming a gun at his head.

  64. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    IT IS THE BANEBLAAAAAAADDDDDEEEEEE!!!!!

  65. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    An open mind is like a fortress with its gates unbarred and unguarded

  66. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I just want Dawn of Wars II: 2.
    Elite mod is good tho.

  67. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Should i reinstall dawn of war 1 ? Any cool mods released recently?

  68. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    fantasy is better

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it's alright, but i love guns n humans far too much to enjoy fantasy more than 40k.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        empire is human and has guns
        bretonnia is what the real ones play, though

        This, shame you can't buy the rulebooks or 99% of the models anymore lmao

        soon, brother, soon

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This, shame you can't buy the rulebooks or 99% of the models anymore lmao

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I have a soft spot for the RPG and Blood Bowl, but overall I definitely prefer 40k. Would probably buy a few WHF units just to paint them if you could still get them easily (The Old World never ever)
      AoS is utter shit though

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >AoS is utter shit though
        yes it is

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Part of me wants to like AoS because it's high cosmic fantasy bullshit, but man it is really fricking poorly done high cosmic fantasy bullshit.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Blood Bowl

        Your taste is impeccable and you are my brother

  69. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone member' relicnewsforums? Where did everyone go from there? Just private chat groups? So many great tutorials were lost with the site and it was a great place to get encouragement for in progress mods.

  70. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Redownload Elite Mod because I hate myself
    >Play a practice round and watch two 3v3s
    >The callouts start coming back
    Also why the frick did Warp Spider Exarch get a commander slot while the Autarch exists?

  71. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Give us your shinies.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No. Get in my tesseract.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        literally hive mind

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Where the frick is our Trazyn game where we maintain his frick huge museum and go hunting for new relics?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I just finished listening to the infinite and divine last weekend.
          I want Bully with Necrons where you spend 10,000 years planning a prank.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  72. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So who is the magpies primarch?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The one primarch who did nothing wrong of course.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        that's not sanguinius

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The only thing he did majorly wrong was trying to redeem Horus when he was already too far gone.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            why the frick did he have to fricking die, bros

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              To counterbalance the endless jobbing on the traitors during the heresy, plus to further establish Horus as the biggest bad that only the Emperor could contend with. Shame he had to be one to establish the Worf Effect. Compared to the other primarchs that got killed, Sanguinius was easily the best out of the bunch but that made him a prime candidate.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                they fell to chaos
                of course they fricking lost

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                They could have won. The problem was nearly every traitor primarch was going batshit insane by the end of it. The only relatively sane ones left were Pertie and Omegon. The rest were schizo and fricking off to do random things. Even Horus was getting mindfricked by all the chaos gods.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                this is what happens when you go on chaos
                fricking worthless ass losers

                like that one seethe homosexual who got terrrified of the terminator marine

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Frick those fistggers, fricking autistic frickers building fortress

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I genuinely believe if Sanguinius was genderswapped to a woman but otherwise stayed identical, his fanbase would explode.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Sanguinius is already perfect and genderbent.
                Come one, Celestine is totally his daughter

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I never thought of this but I'd be for it. She is mega cute.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                she literally has angel wings

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I know but I assumed they were, despite the symbolism, unrelated. I should read that book.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I would argue that wasting lots of time, lives and resources to genocide a race of particularly murderous bugs that occupied a planet with nothing of value on it and were incapable of space travel - just because he got mad at them does classify as doing shit wrong, but it's still nothing compared to frickups of his brothers and it was partially Horus' decision as well

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Woe betide he who ignores my warning or breaks faith with me. He shall be my enemy, and I will visit such destruction upon him and all his followers that, until the end of all things, he shall rue the day he turned from my light.

        hE diD nOtHiNg wROnG

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He fricked up the Emperor's endgame for Mankind, but he did nothing wrong.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous
            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >gets tricked into following Chaos
        >Biggest bro of all the traitor primarchs, even though Tzeentch is the biggest butthole god

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >primarch
      They don't have one, they're a chapter, not a legion
      Unless you mean what legion's geneseed they got in them. That's unknown, but rumoured to be Magnus's Thousand Sons

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >They don't have one, they're a chapter, not a legion
        thats not right. they're still descended from one. every chapter is.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      All of them, the magpies claim all of them.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >All of them, the magpies claim all of them.
        They got clones of every primarch stashed away. Even the lost ones. Just for safe keeping of course.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I like that it not just a normal Custodes armor but the armor of one of the Custodes with big E on the final battle with Horus

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Magnus, the amount of librarians is proof of this.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It makes the most sense, except for them neither being goddamn dust monsters or having flesh change

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's Lorgar.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The gene seed has nothing to do with either of those things and the Empire probably had some backup samples from before the Heresy that could have been used on the Blood Ravens

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The dust monster thing happened later. A common theory is that some loyalist remain of Thousand Son weren't on their homeworld when the Wolves burned it and got secretly turned into a loyalist chapter once the heresy over.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          They used Geneseed.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The Flesh change happened twice, once prior to Magnus and again after the heresy, which caused Ahriman to accidentally the legion.
          It's not impossible that the Cordiae cult were out of the influence of both

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I love(hate) how this is a thing in the chapters lore but not in game. at all. not even in the campaign.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Samus Aran

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      "that data has been sadly lost but have faith we will not rest until we have uncovered the truth"
      >matine to base: interloping target acquired

  73. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What's up with space marine 2?

  74. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    MAKE A STAND!!

    HERE

    AND

    NOW!!

  75. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    oh great, here goes the fem prim poster again
    ruining every 40k thread as usual

  76. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what's the music used Elite Mod? I tried listening to all three Dawn of War 2 games music and couldn't find anything

  77. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Which primarch would be teh ebst genderbend?

  78. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    are there any mods for dark crusade that give more stuff like ultimate apocalypse?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      abandon the turd that is dc

  79. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    you dare!? YOU DARE!!?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      TODEH WE WILL STEAL THE ENEMY

  80. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I only play Last Stand

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Won Bloodied Coliseum for the first time the other night
      >Was a Confuse-seer with a Necron and a Tau
      I think I got carried.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You def did. Tau and necron are OP in it.

  81. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >40k games went from being focused on strategy and rts
    >most 40k strategy games are now shovelware tier
    >only hopes are fps and tps
    What changed?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The RTS games tried to be a DOTA or LoL, and failed. The FPS games just got better or didn't suck as bad as the RTS stuff.

  82. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Play Unification and Elite Mod

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Play shit
      No

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Both mods are good

  83. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Play DoW2
    >Suddenly sound/music bugs out
    >Game crashes
    Everytime

  84. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How do you guys feel about the fact that Eldar is the canon campaign for Retribution

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      like I never remember which xpac of 2 is which.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      does not exist

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Is that what Dawn of War 3 set as the canon? Because if so I don't acknowledge anything that came from that trash

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        DoW3 states that;
        Angelos and Diomedes both survived Retribution. Jonah also managed to survive. Tarkus also survived but was only featured in the comic.
        Ronahn rrtrieved Taldeer's spirit stone, and is not only her brother but also her twin. Macha also has a sort of frudge against Angelos.
        Gorgutz won Soulstorm, got bored, and snuck into another WAAAGH!!! to krump its warboss and get a new fancy pointy stick.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        taldeer is all over 3 as le strong female warrior mary sue

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Bro she's a Wraithknight.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      IRRC it just ends with them killing the demon prince (like all of them do) and recovering a farseer's soul gem, so it's kind of a huge nothing

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        in the grim darkness of the far future there is only narrative stagnation

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I'd much rather have that than the bullshit that is their current lore "progression"

  85. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    MY SOCKS PROVE MY WORTH

  86. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  87. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dawn of War 3 is actually really fun but because the fans of the series are so moronic and blinded by their nostalgia for DoW1, the devs have given up on 3 due to the massive negative backlash of autists, and we'll never get more than three races
    I've yet to hear any proper arguments or criticism of 3 that doesn't involve rose tinted goggles for the first game, be my guest

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      tldr it was released unfinished and disappointing in just about every aspect possible, then again so was CoH2 which was salvaged

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Martellus
      in 10 years time people will start to look back and say DoW3 is a cult classic with inevitable hodgepodge apocalypse mod

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        3 had a way better modding community than it deserved wanting to fix the game but it's all abandoned now

  88. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what happened to Hair Gel after DoW2 and DLCs?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I made a thread about it on gamereplays forums back in the day complaining about the force commanders Ben Affleck hair, it became a huge thread and a Relic community dev responded. After that it got turned into the bald scarred guy. It was all my doing.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Went on a penitent crusade or whatever their called

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      As I recall him and Thaddeus went on a crusade.
      Diomedes became a Chaplain.
      Everybody else remained with the main Blood Ravens force.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Is 300 orks really that many?
        Or am I just brain broken by the games?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          For four dudes, kinda.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          depends on what kind of Orks we are talking about
          Assault Squad lose to Stormboyz in direct hand to hand combat
          Doesn't seem to be a problem for Titus

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Depends on the story, power levels in 40k are extremely inconsistent and dependant on what's needed for the narrative at the moment
          Theoretically 300 orks should be quite a lot, at least in terms of brute strength, but marines can regularly plow through that anyway if the plot requires it

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Marines could take 300 boyz fairly easily with a good position, if they've got the ammo.
          It's the other types that would be an issue

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Was sent on a penitent crusade for not keeping his apes in line.
      He'll meet Titus from Space Marine, and their shenanigans will be a bro-op prequel expansion to Space Marine 2.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >spoiler
        kino

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Kyras sent him to exile, which implies he was a good boy

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >which implies he was a good boy
        aren't Renegades.. bad? I mean some could still be fighting for the Emperor free from Terra, but most implications are bad

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Well Kyras was a heretic. A heretic branding someone a renegade probably means they aren't really a renegade.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The fact it was Kyras who did it makes it pretty likely he was actually pure

  89. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ...gussy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He cute

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        there's a period where an exclamation point should be
        also, yes
        boy is adorable

  90. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    kino speech

  91. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Have you tried using screws?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      DoW2 had a comic?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        https://readcomiconline.li/Comic/Warhammer-40-000-Dawn-of-War/Issue-2?id=120201#26

  92. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he's pretty much Rocket Racoon

  93. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Who are the two unknown primarchs

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Expunged but I have information that could lead to the-
      (USER WAS PURGED FOR THIS POST)

  94. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Anything for the Imperium!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >GW fricked with chaos land raiders datasheet because they were too lazy to write one rule change
      How god damn inept does their team have to be to not change one rule so land raiders don't immediately fricking die rolling a 1 with plasma. All that had to do was change the profile so they took 1MW instead. God damn.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        > immediately fricking die rolling a 1 with plasma

  95. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is picrel worth playing through? I have always dropped it at one point or another, never finished it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      not really just play cr/ret

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The campaign is worth at least one playthrough

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's a pretty good space marine story, gameplay is enjoyable, but it does get repetitive. I'd say it's worth it, but don't force yourself into it if you don't like it.

  96. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    good timing. i'm literally exposing myself to 40k for the first time ever right now with this overview series. it's fricking cool. what's the best games? i was gonna try total warhammer but apparently that's warhammer and not 40k which is a different thing?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Dawn of War 1 + expansions + Dawn of War 2 + Expansions form a cohesive story. It's a good introduction.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        ok ty anon here's my dog

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      "Warhammer" is a fantasy series. Think LOTR.
      It's been rebooted into "Warhammer Age of Sigmar" which is LOTR + a bunch of copyrightable new lore and factions

      Warhammer 40k is the scifi spinoff that's become more popular than the original

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Dawn of War: Dark Crusade is the best, I think

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >but apparently that's warhammer and not 40k which is a different thing
      Long story short it goes like this:
      Games Workshop had a fairly successful fantasy universe called Warhammer which was a setting of their miniature wargame, as well as a few novels and a roleplaying game
      In 1987 they've decided to release, partially as a satirical joke, a spin off universe that was basically Warhammer but in space, with lots of blatant references to all sorts of popular sci-fi tropes and media
      The fans liked it so much that it stayed and gradually became its own thing, losing many aspects that were copied from Warhammer Fantasy or ripped off from other settings and gaining more original lore and a more serious tone. That's WH40k.
      Warhammer Fantasy still existed separately from it and was fairly popular for a long time after that, but eventually the wargame stopped selling well so Games Workshop made an in-universe apocalyptic story, killed the game and re-released it as "Age of Sigmar" a much more high fantasy and epic version of the universe with a new wargame for it. Most fans hate it. It's doing better than WHF commercially, but still not very good I think and there is still a lot of original WHF fans around. 40k is still going strong though.

      Have fun getting into it, it's a cool universe. If you like fantasy original Warhamer is also worth checking out

  97. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I literally skipped every campaign in 1 because the base game (barebone, no mod) is kinda bad

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Winter Assault's campaign is fun
      Dark Crusade is also pretty short and sweet

  98. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >"Why do I still live? What more do you want from me? I gave everything I had to you, to them. Look what they have made of our dream. This bloated, rotten carcass of an empire is driven not by reason and hope, but by fear, hate and ignorance. Better that we had all burned in the fire of Horus' ambition than lived to see this."

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Even as he said it, Guilliman heard the lie in his words. Amongst his brothers, none had been more idealistic than Roboute Guilliman. None had envisioned a brighter future, not just for Mankind but also for the warriors of the Legiones Astartes. That flame of hope had been a part of him for as long as he had lived. Even now, as it was smothered by darkness and woe, Guilliman realised that his flame endured.

      ‘There’s hope still,’ he told himself, turning back to the window and placing one armoured palm against it. He stared out at the work gangs, labouring to repair the damage of war, and the Ultramarines stood proud and determined upon the ramparts. They had been born into this dark millennium, and had known nothing but the hardship, suffering and despair of unending conflict. Yet still they struggled on unbowed, despite the countless enemies ranged against them. Guilliman had seen a better age, one of hope and triumph. What right had he, a superhuman son of the Emperor himself, to show any less strength and courage than his followers born in darkness?

      Guilliman had seen what Humanity could achieve. Moreover, he knew what fruits Cawl’s labours had borne beneath the surface of Mars. He believed that a better future for the Imperium was still possible. But only if those who tormented Mankind were first defeated.

      ‘All of this misery,’ said Guilliman. ‘All of this suffering and pain. It is not the doing of Humanity, but of those who have betrayed us. Too long have the pawns of Chaos dictated our species’ fate. That must end.’

      Guilliman felt new strength fill him. Inspired by it, the Primarch took his pain, and his desolation, and locked them away deep within his mind. But his rage he kept. That, he would have use for.

      Later there would be time to mourn, to reason, to plan anew. Now was the time to fight, and to make his father’s enemies pay for every horror they had inflicted upon the Imperium.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Moreover, he knew what fruits Cawl’s labours had borne beneath the surface of Mars
        Basedesarius Cawl, saving the day again.

  99. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is it ever explained anywhere how the frick Space Marines are supposed to do basic manoeuvres like, I dunno, raise their arms above their heads?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The frickhueg pauldrons have mostly been phased out and it's all sci-fi tech anyway so it just works (trademark).

  100. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    God why the frick is Choas so fricking cringe?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      People like this write Chaos stories

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      People like this write Chaos stories

      le loser eternal faction

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Who asked you pal?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          the homosexual loserdom of choas

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            ?

  101. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If you're hanging out around Khorne's throne you're not out there getting blood and skulls, seems like a bad place to be.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Khornes got a couple orks fighting near the river of blood in an eternal conflict with his lesser demons iirc

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      God I love old 40k art
      Games Workshop has been entirely taken over by its marketing team. All we've been getting for nearly a decade is Ultramarines vs. Chaos wank.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        God, imagine the shitty art if Battlefleet Gothic got a new release.

  102. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Exact same thread every day with the same text and a slightly different image of a space marine
    frick off shill

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sister, he is pinned he can't leave.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You WILL buy DT
      You WILL have fun
      You WILL play ogryn

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I HATE THE CHAOS GODS, I HATE THE CHAOS GODS

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine entering a thread you know you'll dislike just to seethe

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he who stands with me shall be my brother

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Assist our brothers and get rid of that heavy weapons team!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You WILL buy the videogames
      You WILL buy the models and paints
      You WILL read the lorewank
      and you WILL like it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >You WILL buy the videogames
        I will pirate them
        >You WILL buy the models and paints
        I will print the models and buy non-GW paints
        >You WILL read the lorewank
        Nothing worth reading after papa smurf woke up
        >and you WILL like it
        I like 40k only in spite of GW, not because of it. Frick the English.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I do all that and I do like it though?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I want to talk about DoW2, bought it during the Steam sales
      what? I can't make a thread about a game I'm playing?
      also shill for whom? Relic absolutely murdered DoW with 3's release, they even stopped their support, there's nothing to shill anymore.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  103. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This thread is now DAKKAS

  104. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Also, [BAZINGA].

  105. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    so bald
    and
    so foolish

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