in that case what's the difference between a sitting chariot and a wheelchair at all?
ancient greeks didn't have wheelchairs, so clearly hephaestus in hades 2 is actually just in a normal chariot.
>Be Hephaestus >Build chariot for self >Doesn't have harness for horses >Doesn't have wings
Clearly when Hera threw him from Olympus he landed on his head.
interesting
it seems that characters in wheelchairs are actually totally historically accurate for greek mythology
oh I mean wheel-chariots. very different
that jobless, friendless losers online will complain about literally anything as a suppository to looking at themselves and fixing their own irl problems
>brown
Hephaestus was a Greek god. Why would you expect him to be white? >disabled
Hephaestus was lame. He's the Greek god of the forge, and ancient Greeks would apprentice people with mobility issues to smiths in order to help them.build upper body strength to compensate
>and ancient Greeks would apprentice people with mobility issues to smiths in order to help them.build upper body strength to compensate
Did you learn that in your women's studies 101?
>Hephaestus was a Greek god. Why would you expect him to be white?
No, I expect him to be greek. Imagine if I made a game about YOUR culture and put my people as the gods of it. Wouldn't that suck?
>brown
if you google a picture of a Greek person with a tan, they will be this color or darker anon.
I used to date an Italian and her dad's mates would regularly call him "abo" (Australian aboriginal) because his skin was basically leather colored.
mediterranean people tan really dark
you mean historically accurate?
That's a flying chariot, you disingenuous Black person.
>anon gets proven wrong
>has a meltdown
what a snowflake lmao
you don't sit in chariots, you stand
it's not a chariot it's just a chair
>you don't sit in chariots
this is a stock image that looks medieval at the earliest
you don't sit in greek chariots.
Omg he can't walk
>Every chariot is a war chariot
in that case what's the difference between a sitting chariot and a wheelchair at all?
ancient greeks didn't have wheelchairs, so clearly hephaestus in hades 2 is actually just in a normal chariot.
>Be Hephaestus
>Build chariot for self
>Doesn't have harness for horses
>Doesn't have wings
Clearly when Hera threw him from Olympus he landed on his head.
>give ancient picture a modern spin
>still looks perfectly recognizable
Also, he's a lame cuck, always has been, always will be.
Lame leg doesn't meaning missing leg.
Damn, I can't believe Triptolemus was also a cripple.
interesting
it seems that characters in wheelchairs are actually totally historically accurate for greek mythology
oh I mean wheel-chariots. very different
Damn, OP status: owned, dead, and buried.
They also made him a fat frick.
What are the theologist implications of a crippled god?
Must be a lame god
>local Gankerner finds out that the key throughline of greek mythology is that gods are just as flawed as mortals.
But that is wrong, motherfricker. The thing about greek pantheon is that they are psychos.
Look at all the people in power and tell me they are not psychotic or schitzo. Greeks knew human condition very, very well.
that jobless, friendless losers online will complain about literally anything as a suppository to looking at themselves and fixing their own irl problems
like you right now?
>n-no you
how much you weigh fatty?
Gods like humans
Is this one of those diverse and hot characters that's supposed to be BTFO'ing stellar blade?
Hephaestus was considered to be the ugly god. If anything thats the
>what do you think they're trying to tell us
moment here
Has their ever been a good wheelchair bound character in the history of video games? I seriously can't think of a single one
Dont talk shit about Bently like that
I think he means characters that were wheelchair bound from the start
has there ever been a single wheelchair bound character in a non-modern setting, in the history of videogames?
The only examples anyone uses are dnd.
do mechanical spider legs count?
meh I'd give half marks for that
here's your half marks then
yes
Gehrman
The chick from Fear and Hunger 2
The people demanding them might disagree howsoever
>clearly in shadow
>crippled hephaestus is bad somehow???
this is bait isn't it anon?
Feo
Fuerte
Y sin parar
>Hephaestus is ugly and deformed
>they make him a brown and fat
Browns cant survive and flourish without white people to build a society around them to support them.
Source?
>brown
that's a stretch, it looks like he's in shadow.
americans will see a greek guy and think "oh yeah that's an african-american"
One drop rule.
he's hawaiian-coded
they're trying to tell you his items are dogshit and you might as well reset if you get him first
where are his robo-maids?
>The quintessential incel rapist character
>Make him brown
Please do not redeem the god
>>The quintessential incel rapist character
That would be Hades
He's always been crippled, Hera threw him off Olympus for being ugly.
burm
hephaestus is supposed to be ugly
>brown
Hephaestus was a Greek god. Why would you expect him to be white?
>disabled
Hephaestus was lame. He's the Greek god of the forge, and ancient Greeks would apprentice people with mobility issues to smiths in order to help them.build upper body strength to compensate
>and ancient Greeks would apprentice people with mobility issues to smiths in order to help them.build upper body strength to compensate
Did you learn that in your women's studies 101?
>Hephaestus was a Greek god. Why would you expect him to be white?
No, I expect him to be greek. Imagine if I made a game about YOUR culture and put my people as the gods of it. Wouldn't that suck?
Greeks are Mediterraneans. Of course they're going to be swarthy and within a few shades of Arabs
Damn, all the gods in hades looked so cool. I really doubt they'll manage to make hades 2 better than it.
I thought Aphrodite in 2 is an upgrade
It's fine but I meant more of the overall quality of the game and its story rather than the art direction which feels consistent enough.
Why do people care about skin color in Hades?
The MC are grey, Artemis is Green
DEI mobile
>brown
if you google a picture of a Greek person with a tan, they will be this color or darker anon.
I used to date an Italian and her dad's mates would regularly call him "abo" (Australian aboriginal) because his skin was basically leather colored.
mediterranean people tan really dark
>brown
>implying
None of those characters are actually brown. They all have weird lighting on them.