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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bethesda is the best at writing dialog for intelligent characters.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love how his response is basically "Wow, you're so smart!"

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well he does live in post war D.C. you know.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's every characters in Fallout 3 and 4, if you pass an intelligence/science/medicine checks that are pretty much just
        >I know that 2+2 = 4
        the character you're talking to always praise you for being "so smart"

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You see someone lying unconscious in a pool of their own blood, why would you tell them to "snap out of it"?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      bitches lay around in their own blood once a month, nothing to worry about

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i read those dialogue choices in indian accent funniest shit ever

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      SAR(AH) DO NOT REDEEM THE VITALS... ! NO NO NO NO !

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

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  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ok. How would YOU write it smartass?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Let the medicine skill actually do something.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not make it a dialog choice because it’s a serious moment not quip time.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      [Medicine] She needs chest compressions right now! *Take of her shirt and bra* umph umph umph. Damn it! I need to perform mouth to mouth or she isn't gonna make it. *smooch* *smooch*, *smooch*

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I should have been the one to fill your darksoulwithliiiight!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would just add the option to loot her

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >[Apply Emergency Kit]

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    someone at bethesda wrote the elevator "joke" and multiple people there thought it was funny enough to put in a video game as le quirky dialogue

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I bet this dumbass joke dragged the whole development down

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        their entire development team is like that probably. they think writing a story about how a ship that launched from earth, took so long that humanity invented FTL drives and colonized the planet before them, and when they arrived the only things you can do is kill them, enslave them or send them away. Because there isn't enough space on a planet...

        ON AN ENTIRE PLANET. THEY ARE FROM THE BIRTHPLACE OF HUMANITY NOW LONG LOST.

        Bethesda are fricking dipshits and whoever wrote that questline should be fricking fired. God damn.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          the entangled quest was the only good quest in the game

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i cri evrytiem ;_;

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sarah Sarah it's me it's me Sarah

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    sarah sarah are you okay
    are you okay sarah

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ganker tier dialog (no no no no)
    >Ganker doesn't like it

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't that normal dialogue? Or did movies and anime lie to me? Like its so normal that it doesn't seem Bethesda.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    fricking bethesda games

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Your gift card status is... No... No no no no...

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