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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no refunds

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    benis :DDDD

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It should have been called That Cancer, Dragon and be about riding out to fight a dragon that represents cancer

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >That Dragon, Cancer
      >aw, they got this all screwed up
      >That? Dragon-Cancer!

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Dragon-Cancer!
        Woah

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I would rather the dragon female
      rides me to represent the cancer of Ganker

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        female(male) you say? homosexual

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It should have been called That Cancer Dragon and be about taking care of a dragon dying of cancer.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is that Alex Yiik?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      CANCER BABY HAS CANCER? WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >It should have been called That Cancer, Dragon and be about riding out to fight a dragon that represents cancer

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it would be fun if it was a literal dragon named Cancer you had to kill, like how a video game would be

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It deserves ridicule for the "Unity indie 3d game" artstyle alone

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Tiny legs
    >Fat
    Is that natty achievable?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It is if you smash lots of craft IPAs

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Millennialbros we are so back

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >not using ludic elements to make the player weaker and weaker while fighting an actual dragon in game
    imagine making an actual videogame instead of an "interactive experience"

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like Sakuna: Of Rice and Ruin
      Except cancer is not eating good rice.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >You have contracted Ash Chancre

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Brutal cash grab? And you are like 6 years late

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      To be fair his son did actually die so who gives a frick he attempted making a game, makes sense he would be really pissed and unhappy too

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        qrd, please

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >you're son has cancer
          >dies
          >make vidya about it

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            when were you when your son dies

            i was sat at home making unity game when youtube ring

            'pewdiepie made video'

            ‘no’

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Is this the same guy who would record the screams of his baby smashing its head against its crib in its attempt to escape the pain and then he put that into the game

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yes but to be fair that is what you should be doing if you’re making a game meant to simulate the real torture of watching your infant die

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              ye actually pretty based

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                such a israeli scene

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Ganker and the internet at large make dead baby jokes for decades
                >cuckture war kicks off
                >now punching a baby is... LE israeliteS

                Im surprised fedora tippers are still a thing

                Not believing in imaginary deities from the middle east is not an uncommon thing, even in 2016+8.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >now punching a baby is... LE israeliteS
                How much longer is it going to take these guys to all convert to Islam? They clearly want it very badly

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Actually yeah.
                >Sees white baby
                >Punches white baby
                Seems pretty israeli to me. israelites hate white gentile babies.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Meds

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                wild israelite spotted

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm whiter than you.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >israelite thinks it's white

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Gankerposter thinks he's white

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Literal tumblr snowflake behavior.
                >this is an attack on [race/ethnicity/sexuality/gender/group] because it shows a member being mistreated in any way at all

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                yes, because its capeshit and brie larson dumbass

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Ganker and the internet at large make dead baby jokes for decades
                >cuckture war kicks off
                >now punching a baby is... LE israeliteS

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                qrd?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's a composite of a scene from The Campaign where Will Ferrell punches a baby.
                In the original Captain Marvel bit she's punching a Kree disguised as an old lady.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >baby smashing its head against its crib in its attempt to escape the pain
              Man

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              baby's got brain cancer

              I though that the brain didn't hurt

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >baby smashing its head against its crib in its attempt to escape the pain
              Oh my fricking god. Becoming a father made me such a fricking pussy when it comes to baby related stuff. I feel bad every time my kiddo coughs.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                BASED protector of the home

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                BASED protector of the home

                kys normalgays
                normalgay thread
                get offf my anime website full of e-girls and anime chicks

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I've been here way longer than you, fren. Frick off.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                no one cares how long you've been here you fricking denial normie king

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Don't you have a le culture war to enlist for, zoomie?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                nta but I've probably been here longer than you and you're a homosexual.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Stop projecting and you're literally using newbie language. So fricking defensive yikes

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Wow, so edgy

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >MY KID MY KID PLEASE LOOK AT MY KID LOOK AT THESE PICTURES I WILL BRING UP MY KID AT EVERY OPPORTUNITY
                Should never have let the internet generation procreate

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Hey, at least I'm not a single mother.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Don't worry anon. It means you're a human being and still have a heart.

                >MY KID MY KID PLEASE LOOK AT MY KID LOOK AT THESE PICTURES I WILL BRING UP MY KID AT EVERY OPPORTUNITY
                Should never have let the internet generation procreate

                you're the one who uncovered the spoiler text anon.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Link?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                ?feature=shared&t=3144

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                jesus frick

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Ryan Green came up with the idea for the game when Joel was four. He and Amy, both devout Christians, felt that the added years they had with Joel from the original diagnosis were a miracle.
                yeah, a great miracle that your baby survived a few more years after the fricking terminal brain cancer diagnosis, if only the miracle had gotten there earlier so your kid wouldnt have fricking cancer at all. what a sick fricking joke religion is.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                How do you get religion as the extension of his suffering and not the medical science that made the life extending drugs and therapies?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Tips fedora

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              ye actually pretty based

              based adult supremacists
              kids are like the Black folk of age and the elderly are like asians
              making us ADULTS the white people of age

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I think that's relatively tasteful

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Reading this made me tear up.
              I'm a dad so I'm a gay when it comes to this stuff

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Fricking hell man

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              the same guy who fricking what

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Press X to mourn child

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    at least it doesnt have achievements or dlc

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >finish game
      >Achievement Unlocked: "The Smaller They Are..."

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        lost

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >That Dragon, Car Accident

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >That Wyrm, Dementia

      >That Wyvern, Autism

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that's firewatch right? what was the character story again? the guy was an alcoholic right?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Wife gets dementia, dude starts drinking then gets a job as a fire lookout to get away of it all. During the game you don't know all the details so you can try flirting with the girl on the other side of the radio while you investigate the glowBlack person mystery then in the end it's revealed the 'mystery' is a previous fire watcher whose son died and went crazy with the message being "you can't run away of your past/what you've done" so the radio girl tells you to go back to your sick soon-to-die wife as you evacuate the forest.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >That Dragon, Brick

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >That Wyvern, Autism

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Based cancer deleting the weak exactly like how a dragon deletes shitters in Vidya, so can I actually fight a dragon in this shovelware or what?

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That Whale, Unattended Infant

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That Fish, Society

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Reminds me of when they stopped pretending SIDS was real after they found out it was mostly Shaniquas sitting on their niglets.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          shitty rat dog deserved it

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Never heard of this game before. I went to check out the Steam reviews for it and found a couple of people sperging out at length about the dev's audacity to make a segment of this game center around the way he used his faith in Christianity to cope with his kid's death.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >That was until the Greens, specifically Amy, began to use religion as a crutch. While this is obviously their story, and it would have not served them well to leave out the ways they coped, for me I could not relate to these parts. I found myself cringing at every piece of narrative that invoked God or Jesus, and there are times when the scenes are, nearly literally, drowning in these references.
      Holy shit I thought you were making shit up . Imagine being this unsympathetic.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's your brain on atheism. Can't show compassion and understanding because you're conditioned to hate religion.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That review was long as hell too, huh? Autism can be horrifying.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Im surprised fedora tippers are still a thing

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The review is from 2016 thoughever

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's funny you say that. Ganker is one of the only places I see genuine fedora tippers anymore, in the off-topic religion threads

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            these are just reactionaries to tradcath larpers which are a plague
            actual militants atheists were laughed out of the internet for being cringe

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fricking incredible, I never thought I'd be on the pretentious indie devs side until reading this review

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Isn’t there a certain point where you just realize you’re in a Christian setting and you just shut up or leave? I don’t give israeli funerals bad reviews for being too Hebrew

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not for these people. They have difficulty reading the room and think they're just better than most people. People who talk like that think they're doing other people favors.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You don't have to be sympathetic when reviewing a product.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You sure don't, but what a meandering mess of an essay this review is.
          https://steamcommunity.com/id/exofreeze/recommended/419460/

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >That kobold, AIDS

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >not "That fairy, AIDS"

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >That mummy, Nukie

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What happened to all these pretentious games? I feel like we were flooded with them whenever they were popular.

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can't relate to this, back in my days it was all about Aids

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't this the game where you're a baby in a go-kart

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kek it is
      I can't take this shit seriously
      Just look at it
      Goofy as frick

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it was fricked up how the dragons got cancer but at least the dragon princess survived

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't remember this part in the new Yakuza

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Turning off smooth shading is not an art style.

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cancer hurts bros. My grandma got throat cancer and didn't want it treated. It was exactly one month after her diagnosis and she was gone. 🙁

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    That goblin, moron.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Literally me

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That wieneratrice: Gender Dysphoria

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What else are you supposed to title a story about your kid having brain cancer?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      baby's got brain cancer

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        a bit on the nose, imo

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        frick you
        that made me laugh harder than it should've

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kancer Kart

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Krazy Kancer Karters.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My Baby Has Cancer and All I Got Was A Lousy Steam Sale

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Krayz Kidz Kancer Adventure

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Look Who's Metastasizing

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine: Cancer Babyz

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      GLOWING ROCKS
      and other things to not let your baby play with

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For sale: baby comb, never used

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      RimWorld.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      "Raise your hand if you don't have cancer"
      and the silhouette of some clipart of a baby with his hands down

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you aren't supposed to make one
      Who is it for? Other parents who have had a child die of brain cancer? Why the frick would they want to relive that? Parents whose kids don't have brain cancer? I can imagine they'd just feel a sense of relief that their own child doesn't have brain cancer. People without kids? What are they gonna get out of it? The author himself? That's fricking weird.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why shouldn't it exist?
        For people who've dealt with cancer firsthand, knowing they're not alone in the struggle. For people who haven't, an appreciation of being lucky, a well needed perspective on life. For the parents themselves, to help them grieve, put their feelings into something.

        I enjoyed it, and a lot of people did for their own personal reasons too.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          homosexual

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Super Cancer Boy

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dark Souls 2

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Like a dragon

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Get Cancer and Die

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >t. otal bisquit

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      RimWorld.

      Dark Souls 2

      Like a dragon

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cranial Crisis DX

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Babys First Cancer

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    test

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the v equivalent of loss

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >That Dragon, Cancer was initially aimed for release as a time-limited exclusive for the Ouya
    kek

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it would be fitting as that console's lifespam was shorter than his son's

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >euthanasia?
    >frick that, I want to extend my child's agony for as long as possible because I can't let go
    >then I will tell everyone a story about MY suffering
    it's understandable behavior for a parent but also a hideous and sick pattern. mercy killing is not a bad thing.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >mercy killing is not a bad thing
      Do we have a volunteer?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'd sleep better at night being the child-euthanasia guy than being the one administering the treatment that prolongs its screams

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm just fricking with you

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hospice is basically that, its just slow. they sedate you into unconsciousness until you die most likely of kidney failure from dehydration
      they make a person spend weeks mostly unconscious, or about a week entirely unconscious, before they die of thirst

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hospices scare the frick out of me especially when my friend told me that his dad was begging for water for the occasional times he was conscious.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          why, you can give them water, if anything thats the last good parts of their life, i gave my dad water through a sponge and got to spend a little bit more time with him then. some nurses advised against it, i guess maybe they told your friend he cant do it or something because some of these nurses are psychopaths from doing this job for so long or for whatever reason genuinely believe its better to make them die as quickly as possible. i had a couple tell me that water would just make it all more painful and take longer but if thats the case they should just administer more ativan so they cant wake up and be suffering.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          why, you can give them water, if anything thats the last good parts of their life, i gave my dad water through a sponge and got to spend a little bit more time with him then. some nurses advised against it, i guess maybe they told your friend he cant do it or something because some of these nurses are psychopaths from doing this job for so long or for whatever reason genuinely believe its better to make them die as quickly as possible. i had a couple tell me that water would just make it all more painful and take longer but if thats the case they should just administer more ativan so they cant wake up and be suffering.

          i wonder if the nurses werent giving him water... jesus
          i went through this shit 3 months ago and it seemed like the sooner patients died the easier their jobs would be... and they seemed to have developed ways to rationalize killing them sooner by denying them water. but they also dont give them as much of the drugs as they'd need to not be awake and suffering especially if they make them deprived of something they need to survive like that. there was only ever 1-2 patients in the entire place including my dad so it seemed once he was gone they wouldnt have to do as much anymore.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Women are lazy and evil creatures who prey on weakness. The only reason you don't hear about this more often is because they are well insulated behind these apparently altruistic professions with plausible deniability, which only makes it easier for them. Nurses are horrible to each other let alone the sick and dying they lord power over.
            There is no one that preys on the weak and vulnerable more than them, as it's the only way they're capable of exerting any power in their lives.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I was thinking that myself. At this point, why not let the child die?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's different when it's a newborn because you have the expectation of helping them heal and live a happy healthy life to make up for their initial years of suffering

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Baby was vaxxed btw

  36. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's like the videogame equivalent of A Crow Looked At Me.

  37. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That'll be three hundred thousand dollars for your cancer treatment, sir.

    Oh, you're dead? No worries, we'll go after your wife and kid for the money.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A hospital can accept a loss for tax purposes, and they can consider charity too.

  38. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ew

  39. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That Black person, sickle cell anemia

  40. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >make a boring game exploiting the death of your child
    very odd move

  41. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's crying because one of the most visible signs of undergoing chemotherapy is hair loss

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        hahahahahaha holy frick

  42. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >10 dollaridoos for my dead child please

  43. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Very few people know this but this game is about how it feels to not have a cue tea gf

  44. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Am I moronic for not getting the title?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >"The name of the game is taken from a story that the Greens had told their other sons about Joel's illness through an allegory about how Joel was a brave knight fighting a dragon named Cancer."

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Aw that’s bittersweet

  45. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    stop larping as a normie with a kid you will always be a loser, fricker

  46. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    No normal parent would want to exploit the death of their child for a video game....

  47. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >The kid has cancer you making it a joke
    you missed the step where cancer kid is made into bing bing wahoo

  48. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    You do realize this guy sold a game he made about his infant dying of cancer for personal profit, right? Anyone else would be donating any proceeds to charity because it's kind of fricking warped to try and profit off the death of your kid. Beyond everything else that's the big reason for why the game gets shat on, it feels scummy.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i watched it and yeah it felt pretty self absorbed and just wrong.. the game felt a lot more about the suffering of the dad rather than the child, and it does this with the dad being all poetic and self pitying, its all about you reading/hearing his thoughts

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You say this as if he's getting a mansion and expensive cars and it's all surplus value generated through this story.
      But money is also survival, you know? Paying the bills, being able to afford another month of groceries, school for the kids.

      Would you say the same about a movie, a musician, a writer, making a living off getting their own experiences through their mediums?

      But that's all besides the point really because a quick read through the game's story you can find this:
      >"all revenue from sales of That Dragon, Cancer on Ouya would be donated to the Morgan Adams Foundation and Family House SF, two charities that had assisted the Greens during Joel's treatment"

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >on Ouya

  49. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    t.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't get it

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Pearl clutching

  50. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >remove those upsetting books

  51. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Babby dies of cancer
    >hehe based & funny
    >Babby gets aborted
    >AAAAAAAAAAIEEEEEEEEEE YOU CAN'T DO THAT THAT'S SACRILEGIOUS

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Either way a baby dies and either way it's wrong.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i would say it is funny to use something completely intimate and life-altering to make a shitty artsy-fartsy video game for a quick buck

  52. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cancer is so fricking brutal man. Kids with cancer is just a whole nother level of sad.

  53. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    not making cancer jokes is not going to cure cancer.
    that's in hands of rich fricks to stop proffiting on it and release the cure that cost less than $500 that they have on their possession since the 70's.

  54. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not sure filling your UV with glowstick juice will help

  55. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bros why did jesus give the baby cancer? kinda fricked up but I guess the dad didn't pray hard enough

  56. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    We do not have to suffer, we could implement eugenics whenever we want, but people would apparently prefer to suffer. And so, I will mock them.

  57. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >That Dragon, Cancer
    >it's actually a Wyvern
    Why the FRICK do they do this???

  58. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what was the dehydration part about?

  59. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My sister, cancer, ZOMBIE CANCER

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