BRUTAL BLACKPILL

>Scarlet and Violet sold over 10 MILLION copies within just three days of release
>this is the most successful launch of any Nintendo game in HISTORY
It doesn't matter how bad the games are. They will print money no matter what.
Reality check: This franchise is DOOMED.
No matter what is revealed the 27th, do not get your hopes up.
Nothing will improve and in fact will likely get worse.

The Kind of Tired That Sleep Won’t Fix Shirt $21.68

Ape Out Shirt $21.68

The Kind of Tired That Sleep Won’t Fix Shirt $21.68

  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Reality check: This franchise is DOOMED.
    No, Reality check: they were never going to pander to adults after kids drove Gen 1 to stratospheric success. Sorry you had to get to today years old thinking it was ever yours to keep, instead of rent like all the other kids did with it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >wanting a game that runs at more than 10 fps is pandering to adults

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      TIL BDPS was “for the kids”

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      kids back then got gold, kids today get dog shit

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >kids back then got gold
        Literally and figuratively.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >improvement as in make the current games don’t run like shit = not for kids
      What kind of fricked up logic is this?

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Better than Galar lol

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You wish

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Reality check: This franchise is DOOMED.
    This isn't a reality check. It's just doomerism.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I play pokemon for free i don't caree

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Reality check: This franchise is DOOMED.
    The whole humanity is doomed in general, OP....

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Scarlet will be the next game's inspiration
    Cool, it was fun. I hope they build on the assets they have, my main issues were a lack of level curve and a lack of polish. Maybe cut the amount of shared XP by half as well

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thankfully they are GOOD games.
    They are not best, they are not bad either.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stop being a dumb twat. All it takes is one game to turn it around. PLA was almost that game, theres no reason to be a doomer.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i dont care about pokeshit. i only come here to laugh at you morons

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    So just stop giving them money, idiots.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      this does not prevent HB for earning more money, dumb simps.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Palworld.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whitepill

    SV aren't that bad beyond the poor performance. They represent a significant shift in design with the open progression and exploration focus and that's what attracted people to it - alongside the Switches success.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They are frickin dogshit and everyone that worked on them should be horribly unimaginably tortured to death

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Very sane opinion for sure.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Based

        Whitepill

        SV aren't that bad beyond the poor performance. They represent a significant shift in design with the open progression and exploration focus and that's what attracted people to it - alongside the Switches success.

        Cringe, I bet you are an apologist to games like sonic 06 and cyberpunk.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >exploration of an empty barren wasteland
      very cool

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      based
      the games are really fun, what drags them down so hard though are the performance issues. The Switch is such a dogshit console

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Pokegays think this is fun.
      Do you guys just enjoy any kind of shovelware as long as it's pokemon branded?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why didn't they use the Grass move?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >SV aren't that bad
      What you morons don't seem to understand is that you shouldn't even have to cope like this in the first place. You need to be reminded CONSTANTLY that Pokemon is one of the most known and profitable franchises in the world. It makes so much goddamn money, it has not only the potential but also the responsability to look amazing and play amazing, but because you absolute homosexuals keep defending the games by saying "b-b-b-b-b-but it's not that bad guize!!!!!!" just because the name "Pokemon" is on it, Gay Freak and TPShit know they don't even have to try. They know they can keep producing subpar games while allocating 70% of their budget on side materials, and everything will be all right. The status quo will never, never change and will even worsen because of (You). Never forget that.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        you should be grateful that Pokemon games are still being released despite haters than you bullying the developers

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'd rather have no Pokemon at all than bad Pokemon games.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >You should be grateful they're releasing slop instead of no slop at all.
          I'd rather have this franchise drop dead than indefinitely stagnate into soulless purgatory.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          > you should be grateful
          HE SAID IT
          HE SAID THE MEME

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based and correct. The writing in SV was really good too, and most of the new Pokémon designs were great. If they keep going in that directions the next games will be decent, and if they fix the graphics and performance (which I doubt) they could even be good.

      based
      the games are really fun, what drags them down so hard though are the performance issues. The Switch is such a dogshit console

      You are cringe for blaming it on the Switch though. Look at other games on the Switch, they look fine. GF is just incompetent.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >SV aren't that bad
      What you morons don't seem to understand is that you shouldn't even have to cope like this in the first place. You need to be reminded CONSTANTLY that Pokemon is one of the most known and profitable franchises in the world. It makes so much goddamn money, it has not only the potential but also the responsability to look amazing and play amazing, but because you absolute homosexuals keep defending the games by saying "b-b-b-b-b-but it's not that bad guize!!!!!!" just because the name "Pokemon" is on it, Gay Freak and TPShit know they don't even have to try. They know they can keep producing subpar games while allocating 70% of their budget on side materials, and everything will be all right. The status quo will never, never change and will even worsen because of (You). Never forget that.

      SV are mediocre games but by pokemon standards that's phenomenal

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >hasn't played anything before X and Y

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yawn

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ywnbaw.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    manchildren nintendies deserve this. They are no different than itoddlers

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      this
      they worship dogshittendo like it's their religion
      they deserve crappy, low-quality games

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    SV are good games though, unlike Swooshie. They're shittily optimised games however.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Scat/Vomit
      >Good
      Do paldeaphiles really?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Being better than swsh doesn't make them good.

      Eating dogshit is healthier than eating glass.

      At the end of the day they're both fricking awful.

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    get well soon

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    They will print money no matter what. this franchise is thriving.

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unless you re-indoctrinate your followers no one will do this.

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are they really bad games if they sold a lot? The whole point of making a game is to sell it so it's actually good

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *