Buff him.

Buff him.

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does he take fall damage?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      jump off building

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Give him back the old Sandman and that's it.

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    They should just make it so his melee can reflect projectiles like an airblast but just make it way harder.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick no. Give him more splash/explosive resistance instead of forcing players to play perfectly.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly, if they want to buff scout they should just nerf soldier. But is true for most game balance issues. Either reduce the splash radius or damage

        Honestly, just make scout's projectile hitbox not the same size as the heavy's

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only buff he needs is giving him his old bonk back and maybe MAYBE tighten the spread on his pistol a bit to make it more competitive against his support secondaries

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Go frick yourself.

    Valve screwed over the Artifact fanbase by cancelling the Artifact 2.0 beta without even allowing users to invite friends like they said they would in January 2021 and does not deserve your financial support for these gross consumer-unfriendly practices.

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      very nice

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fricking nerf solider! He

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pick a weapon you think should be buffed and tell me how.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sandman
      It has ANY functional use to the fastest class in the game

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Force of Nature
      >Passively reloads
      >No force knockback on user
      That's it

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Revert the reserve shooter, take it away from pryo.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Revert all babby face's blaster changes.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      baby face, the speed boost reduction on hit is now a 1:1 to HP lost and then raise the speed cap while giving an "after image" effect starting from when you get near the old limit and staying on until you lose the speed

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ambassador
      Just extend the range a small bit. They wanted to remove long range play but they accidentally removed mid range play as well. I don't even main Spy.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sappers, by finally being able to slide/throw them like in Meet the Spy. It'd be a nice option for harassing heavily guarded sentry nests from mid-range rather than just throwing yourself at them for a guaranteed suicide.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Give him back the old Sandman and that's it.

      Sandman
      It has ANY functional use to the fastest class in the game

      Just make the Sandman's ball set Marked for Death. No stun, no moronic movement penalty, just mini crits. Then buff the Flying Guillotine to have "crits when it would normally mini crit". Boom, most fun combo ever added to this game is back, only without the stun that apparently made it not fun to play against.

      I don't think the Fan'o'War would need to be changed for fear of the new Sandman being too similar/better. Make the Sandman's marked for death window like 3-6 seconds depending on distance, then keep the FoW's marked for death window at whatever it is now (15 seconds IIRC). The Fan'o'War would reward you with a longer mini crit window for the cost of having to get super close + land a mini crit, while the Sandman would only give you a brief mini crit window for the bonus of being able to set marked for death from a distance. Seems fair to me.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Just make the Sandman's ball set Marked for Death
        >Just make the Sandman completely overwrite what the Fan o War is for
        How about you suck it the frick up and stop crying about you walk in straight lines after hearing THE LOUDEST MOST DISTINCT SOUND IN THE GAME.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I explained in detail why it wouldn't overwrite the Fan, but maybe I should have shortened my reply for those lacking an adult attention span.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            You don't get to cry about anyone else being childish when you enter the gate with
            >Mummy mummy they took my gun away from me it's not fair >:(

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              what

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          actual pyro main reading comprehension

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dragon's Fury should activate on clipping not just full body shot

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Sandman
      slowdown replaced with knockback, on both the bat and the ball. It'll be funny
      >all syringe guns
      give them passive reload. it'll still be a hard sell to put the crossbow away but it'd the least they could do as a quality of life since the crossbow also gets that as a leg up
      >scorch shot
      turn it into a primary weapon
      >degreaser
      return the universal switch speed increase
      >sharpened volcano fragment
      give pyro HP for afterburn damage and afterburn kills
      >baby face's blaster
      return it to day 1 stats but instead make it 50% boost lost on jump
      >atomizer
      full crits in midair after any air jump
      >righteous bison
      bring it back
      >equalizer
      merge it back with the escape plan, the mark for death was more than enough
      >pain train
      bonus damage on players that are completing an objective
      >manmelter
      make critical hits stupidly fast and have no gravity, basically hitscan
      >thermal thruster
      no deploy/hoster speed slowdown, increase air control
      >hot hand
      let me slap teammates too
      >loose cannon
      increase impact damage with charge time
      >ullapool caber
      have explosion damage scale with HP. eliminate all of the penalties it has once it's blown up.
      >eviction notice
      remove the mini-GRU stats from it. let heavy get sent upward when hitting enemies or terrain.
      >pomson
      turn it into the old bison
      >classic
      high knockback on airborne targets, cause a brief hit of slowdown on a leg-shot
      >carbine
      remove the fire rate penalty
      >shiv
      lessen the damage penalty

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >muh scorch
        Scorch shot is fine.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I want to dual wield flares

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >sharpened volcano fragment
        shit, just give it health when hitting on fire targets. that would be pretty cool

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Give the Back Scatter the slightly more powerful shells that the Force a Nature has (more pellets but less damage per pellet for a max of 112 instead of 104).
      Would allow 1-tapping medics and gunslingers from behind and maybe even 2-tapping a heavy if they don't turn around.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >eviction notice
      replace the stupid health drain for 20% damage vulnerability like it used to have. lean into the memes by giving it a special rage bar only it can charge. after 5 hits or so, alt fire will do a guaranteed crit with increased knockback.
      >buffalo steak
      remove the damage vulnerability
      >natascha
      i dont know how to fix it but the slow has gotta go. i've seen people suggest a small movespeed boost or heal on hit, not sure what would work
      >huo long heater
      this weapon is actually underrated, but we should have the firework cannon as was originally intended

      also give heavy a 4th item slot for lunchbox items.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >natascha
        this is the most perfect weapon in the game it only gets more useful that higher the homosexual levels of the other team get

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Natacha has been useless trash every since the nerf

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          it is fun to shit on cringe eyelander demoknights and sc**ts, but its broken in every other scenario since the slow can be ignored by strafing. even if it worked it's poor game design overall

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sniper rifle
      Huff it by making it charge instantly and have built in aim assist

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's what the huntsman is for

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only classes that should be buffed right now are heavy and spy. Heavy at least needs a new slot for the lunchbox items

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      heavy doesn't need a buff, he needs a rework
      the minigun and all its reskins are just not fun at both the giving and receiving end

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        play more heavy. he's fun.
        >rework
        OW is to the left.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >play more heavy. he's fun.
          Then why does he need a buff?
          >OW is to the left.
          Yes Heavy is on the level of badly designed normally reserved for OW characters.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >he need a buff?
            he doesn't. he's fun. play more heavy. hell i need to play more heavy.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Give him the banners

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              The argument was about him supposedly needing a buff.

              Give him the banners

              Still a moronic idea unless it's about replacing his primary. Giving him buff banners in the secondary slot would be completely fricking broken when paired with a medic.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Medic
                Everything is broken paired with a medic.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Heavy far more so than the other classes (at best you might complain about phlog+medic, and guess what, phlog is bullshit for the same reason). We aren't ever seeing medic removed from the game so the smart thing to do is avoid shit that's obviously going to break things further.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                i just said to play heavy because he's fun. which he is. you should play heavy. I would like to see your performance report. those are always fun to look at. anyone who is not this guy should post there performance report because they are cool.

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    i miss it bros

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You and your fricking ball-fondling ways cost me my ranged trolling tool you lime flavored Black person

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hated playing against you so much. Just seeing this loadout makes me seethe.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dial 8

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The classic sc**t loadout. I miss it.

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    BOOM
    What d'ya think of that

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      HOT

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    De scoot

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    he just needs a slightly bigger hitbox

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      imagine the smell.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        chicken?

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    ass hitbox increase pls, he is PACKING

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think Heavy should get fists that can reflect projectiles. Not because it would be balanced but because it would be funny

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Give all of this scatterguns fixed spread like the panic attack

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >more speed
    >air control
    more infuriating taunts

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have a better idea
    Nerf this c**t
    >absolutely shuts down scouts of any skill level just by throwing down a sentry
    >nothing scout can do about it

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >nothing scout can do about it
      the game is literally called Team Fortress. Scout sucks at dealing with sentries, but fortunately there are 8 other classes and 11+ other players on your team to help you. Sorry you want to jerk yourself off playing frag movie simulator, but every class needs to have a counter.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        no other class gets absolutely hard countered in the same manner

        Pistol
        Bonk

        never going to do anything if the engineer is repairing it

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm a scout I don't care about destroying the sentry I care about getting past it and getting into the backlines

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            true
            the frick is that manlet gonna do when i'm destroying his tele, backcalping, or harassing his team at spawn?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >never going to do anything if the engineer is repairing it

          >Use Bonk
          >Move behind engi while he's repairing scent tree
          >Level 3 go brrr
          >Engi dies
          Skill issue

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I play against bots: the post

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Oh I forgot ankle dan exists and we can't expect engies to fall for that anymore

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              The bots are honestly more human than the average casual matchmaking player.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Well you see the thing with that is, bots were designed to be an adequate replacement of a human player.
                Whereas matchmaking is designed to get players to act like an adequate replacement of bots.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the game is literally called Team Fortress
        And?
        You do know what Team Fortress's original design goal is right? Because it was never meant to be about constantly playing rock paper scissors. The point of the classes was appealing to different mindsets in shooters, so that the game would have as broad an appeal as possible because there would be at least one class that appeals to you. You're meant to find that one role you like playing more than all the others.

        You want to promote team work, I want to promote fun. Unless you care to explain how promoting team work makes the game more fun. Then I'm happy to know my idea of how the game should work is more fun than yours.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Because it was never meant to be about constantly playing rock paper scissors.
          They literally say in the Hydro dev commentary that they wanted every class to have specific weak points and counters

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm talking about Team Fortress's original design goal. Not TF2's.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Team Fortress is a vastly inferior game to TF2 and no amount of heckin based kino sovl rose colored glasses are ever going to change that.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                TF2 is better for other reasons though. Not because it felt it needed to enforce certain counterplay.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >you're meant to find that one role you like playing
          and your role as scout it is to suck my engineer wiener lmao owned yeepkaeyehakayo

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think you meant to post soldier

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pistol
      Bonk

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >nerf sentries so scouts can kill them
      >every cap point must have a heavy standing on it at all times lest the round end in 10 seconds

      Hey maybe we should just let demoman run as fast as scout and cap twice as fast. What's with all this "class" business anyway? Let's just make one guy that does everything and give him an ult he charges up that kills everybody near him. Yeah. I'd watch a streamer play that fr fr.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      just use bonk, gayet

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Scout evasion decreases everytime his target lands successful hits. Staying out-of-sight slowly recharges evasion. Viable counter to engineers and snipers but a good heavy can counter scouts. Spread damage from rockets, pipes and stickies will always do damage but can miss on direct hits.

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    he doesn't really need a buff, some of his weapon do but scout in general doesn't, at most have reduced fall damage

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    reduce the splash on rockets already

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I agree with this. Less splash on rockets benefits everyone

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      i think thats cause of lag in that webm, but yeah. soldier is braindead easy to play. aim at the general vicinity of their feet and its guaranteed damage

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    As a 2.3k hour scout main and 9.5k hour player in this game overall, scout is really quite balanced, and you can seriously clean servers of players if you're good with him -- if you can move, dodge, aim and shoot and play mindgames with the enemy -- people will absolutely fricking howl at you in the in-game chat, accuse you of cheating, etc.

    However with the addition of so many new projectiles and other weapons and dumb shit in the game over the years, the classes haven't been properly adjusted to compensate -- so yes OP, I sometimes think maybe scout's movement speed needs to be increased by say maybe just a few % -- but that's honestly it, but scout is fine just now but I'm someone who's demigod tier with it keep in mind

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    put dispenser here

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    melee kills automatically play a random bonk remix off Youtube to the entire server that increases in volume for each one you get without dying

  26. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    why are tf2gays like this?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Literally had to break out a PRE GUN METTLE screenshot for this

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        i miss pre-gun mettle, frick the csgo gays who implemented that garbage and ruined the main menu GUI

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Honestly yeah, most of the extra unlockable weapons being ass is fine since (aside from pyro) none of the stock weapons got fricked with to the point of borderline unusability is tolerable.
          But as a combination of things, Gun Mettle/Meet Your Match were so fricking BAD for the game and they still haven't fixed the utterly fricked UI that leaves maps basically unplayable.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
  27. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Played a casual game of Hydro yesterday, was fun.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      wow. i hate almost everything about picture.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Y?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >ugly hud
          >loch and load
          >Huge choke map and you bring a shield
          >using a shield
          >some moronic body cosmetic
          >min view models

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >ugly hud
            Ok
            >loch and load
            Not sure what the problem here is
            >Huge choke map and you bring a shield
            Of course, it gives damage resist. Why would you not want that in a choke heavy map?
            >using a shield
            See above
            >some moronic body cosmetic
            Weight Room Warmer is one of the least visually appalling miscs in the game
            >min view models
            Ok

  28. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing to do with this thread but GODDAMNIT WHY DIDN'T THEY MAKE THE FRICKING ADULT SWIM SHOW IT WOULD HAVE BEEN FRICKING GOLD

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It would have been søy and you know it

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      So funny thing about that, for whatever reason EVERYTHING that was a new animation they could reuse they didn't.
      It took them like a year to put out Expiration Date.
      Seems like the issue was that Valve aren't really animators, like, production wise.

  29. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >nerf this!
    >buff that!
    The skeleton working the desk ain't gonna move an inch anons. Maybe another twitter trend will wake it up.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      if I disguise myself as a plant could I get into their office and take his job?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      i would work at valve FOR FREE just to fix this shitty game. please gabe

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