>burned my finger really bad
>can't properly click my mouse
What are some gaems that I can play with my left hand only?
>burned my finger really bad. >can't properly click my mouse
>burned my finger really bad
>can't properly click my mouse
What are some gaems that I can play with my left hand only?
amogus
came here to post this
no you didn't.
came here to post this
true
Imagine bragging about intentionally trying to be a moron after a bunch of people already successfully acted like morons
SUS
DING DING DING DING DING DING DING
DI-DI-DING
SUSSY!
FINGUS
new 'toss just dropped
AIRPOD SHOTTY
>Burn your finger
>b***h about it online
>Some moron shoops it into a fricking crewman
howling
amogus
nice!
am i the only one that finds this disgusting?
the countless moronic zoomers and newbies around seem to enjoy it
I'm laughing at it partly because it's disgusting
That's part of what makes it hilarious
it's not so bad if you just look at the thumbnail
sus
I wasn't happy with the result so I gave it a better shot.
Run along now, little fingus. Immortalize OP
Based autistic image corrector
There was a time when most of Ganker had Photoshop on the ready and marginal talent with it. I miss those days.
amogus
Amogus if he real
Dear diary,
today Ganker was funny
holy shit
I'm laffin. Good shit anons.
KEK
It’s just a blister you gay
Literally just skin
sussy
brainwashed npcs
Let the zoomers have their fun
>t.
The meme that killed the left and made a comic artist rich off of nft’s
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
mogus
AMOGUS
sus
sus
Imposter.
Reminder you're not supposed to pop your blisters. If it does pop apply antibiotic and wrap it up.
wrong your suppose to pop it, and then pop it again if it comes back
this, who the frick does that lil homie thinks it is!?
>apply antibiotic
I have never applied any antibiotic ointment and rarely even a bandaid to any of the ample cuts and burns I've had in my life. And they've all healed fine.
You only really need that if you're getting cut on something filthy like barnacles or something.
You say that but because you've never disinfected a wound you have no frame of reference. I was like you once but disinfected a cut simply because someone offered me an alcohol wipe and it healed faster and cleaner than any cut I had previously. No scar, no scab, barely any miscoloring. Worth trying.
>not wanting a scab to pick at constantly and make it take twice as long to heal and get a cool scar
ngmi
I've got plenty since I used to never disinfect. All they do is scare off women, which I guess might actually still be a plus for you given your lust for dong.
if your scars scare off woman maybe you were ugly from the beginning
You want a scar that looks like a battle wound, not a bunch of tiny spots of scar tissue that make it look like you have some kind of skin disease.
werks on my machine
This is a bad prank passed from moron to moron. Obviously you should pop blisters.
You probably don't even pick your scabs you PUSSY
You are quite literally supposed to pop them
no you are not moron, the fluid inside is protecting the skin from infection
you should pop them and clean the wound properly
It depends on the blister type and location.
If it's in a constant-friction zone (like a fingertip) you should pop, remove, antibacterial, and bandage.
If it's in a less used place like a forearm or the outer leg and it looks fine, you can leave it or pop it with a needle and leave the skin.
If it's in a less used place and it looks discolored or darkens, you should pop it, liberally apply hydrogen peroxide or rubbing alcohol, clean that off with warm water, dry the area, liberally apply antibacterial ointment, bandage with wool/gauze/etc, and make a doctor's appointment ASAP, as you could have a deeper infection that could require debriding or even IV antibiotics.
Alarmingly useful post in a trash thread
based oldhead trying to be kind despite the world being shit
Stand proud, you are precious
Love yah anon. Stay safe.
thank you doctor anon
Thanks Dad
Danke Herr Doktor
It’s okay to needle decompress them. The important part is keeping the skin intact.
This, needle it, get the liquid out and press the skin, then add some kind of protection on it if you want to limit pain and friction.
I have never had a blister in my entire life
How does it feel to be a fricking loser?
I got a blister the size of a guitar pick on the back of my hand trying to make pork chops under the broiler. I got the blister shorn off by a conveyor belt at work and exposed like bright red raw meat flesh underneath. I showed it to the supervisor and he immediately started retching and threw up in the trash can. It's one of my most cherished memories.
Where the frick are you people getting antibiotics to waste on this shit? Are you the reason why all our antibiotics are losing effectiveness and we'll all die to some super bacteria in a couple years?
Do you seriously not know what polysporin is?
Yeah, the one that doctors are screeching is being overused and accelerating the super antibiotic resistant bug?
Am I the only one that makes a tiny hole in the blister towards the side to drain the fluid, but doesn't peel the skin off? It hurts like a b***h when it's raw but the skin flap keeps you nice and comfy until you heal properly.
using bandages and medicine is for actual pussies. why do you think things are spiralling now? because of braindead "modern medicine" putting awful shit into peoples bodies and making them reliant on unnatural aid
The belief that if you let something heal on it's own that it'll strengthen you is a lie by morons. You absolutely don't get better.
Don't bother anon. The people who distrust modern medicine won't accept any argument until it kills them.
I was told by a doctor to pop them with a needle, drain them and apply antibiotic. The reasoning being that blisters are a breeding ground for anaerobic bacteria.
I am not a doctor and I have no idea how true that is though.
1984
This is true but only if the blister isn't on your fricking fingertip or some other area that you are likely to accidentially pop, at that point you are better off just draining it disinfect it and bandage it
DO NOT POP THE BLISTER ANY DUMB FRICKS READING THE OTHER REPLIES
the liquid inside is healing your burn.
>pop it
>cut a big enough chunk of flap skin off to know the wound won't seal back up and create more pus/blister again that needs another popping
>dry it, make sure it doesn't get dirty
>shit heals up
Nothing personal. Where are you frickers getting antibiotics from to treat blisters? I live in a country where health insurance is mandatory. If I called my doctor where I still have to pay for that on top of insurance and asked for antibiotics for a blister he'd hang up on me. Fricking shit country.
My wife told me this but when I got a silver dollar sized blister on my heel and have to go back to work and walk nonstop for ten hours the next day, that shits getting popped and drained
I just put homeless man poop into a syringe and inject a little inside heals it up nicely
amungos
>What are some gaems that I can play with my left hand only?
Among Us
>unix filename
>brown skin
Not you 0/10 bait thread
>He doesn't randomize his filenames.
Enjoy being tracked by glowBlack folk.
You don't
newbie please. Let me guess, you're also solving captchas manually?
>he has to modify his Ganker experience to make it more inline with his reddit experience
jej moment
>he wastes his time every time he wants to post something because he's too moronic to install an addon
lmao
HOW?????????????
>outting yourself as a newtroon
you cant just tease us without telling what it is
Never even thought to look into this before. Champion
Damn why is yours so fast at it
awesome i installed it and wanted to test it
What's the WASM variant?
Do I want it or the main one?
It should be faster over the regular one
oh they finally updated?
Where do I get this? My GankerX doesn't have it.
Frick it spoonfeeding time
https://github.com/drunohazarb/Ganker-captcha-solver
thanks fren
are you really that proud of being defective and unable to read 3 symbols?
homosexual trying to show off
mine doesn't do that. maybe it is not updated. thanks for reminding me.
Nice edit homosexual, morons falling for obvious homosexualry
he means ur not a Black person. there is not a single blackkk folk using Ganker x
>you're also solving captchas manually?
uh, been doing that since the update happened, don't see the option in the settings to autosolve it though
just pop the blister you fricking pussy
Im right handed but have always jerked off with my left. Try that.
Just tape a small wad of tissue to your finger so it’s firm and has a point extending past the blister.
>What are some gaems that I can play with my left hand only?
Jerking off?
Reminds me of the time I tried to pick up a cast iron pan with a wet oven mitt.
>le surprise lesson in thermal conductivity
Rookie mistake.
Wait. Why doesn’t this work?
Wanna try it?
Only an idiot answers a question with another question
then why are you so stupid that you answer to rethorical questions?
I wasn’t answering your question, I was calling him an idiot. Like how I’m doing now, idiot
Good question
I fricking love stick sword duels. Almost got an eyebrow scar doing one in college
>hot pan
>water in mits
>water touches hot pan
>turns to steam
>your hand is now steaming like a vegetable
>Wait. Why doesn’t this work?
water is a really good conductor and really shitty insulator. the same reason wearing soaking wet clothes in cold is worse than being naked. a dry wool oven mitt will keep your hands safe. a wet one will fricking scald you the moment it touches hot iron
Vampire survivors
I haven't played this in a long time but I've been playing more halls of torment, and for sure you can do this, especially if you have a controller. Just use left thumb to move character + menu shit, and right thumb to click confirm.
what are you, five? just put a bandage on it
>but it huwts
suck it up, homosexual
I was playing vidya just fine with a completely severed fingertip a few years ago
see a fricking doctor
AMOGUS
Is not that just water? Try popping it.
>frogBlack person
>moronic
say it with me:
every. single. time.
>Try popping it.
do not pop the blister
its water dude
ALWAYS pop the blister. Why the frick would you NOT?
SAR
DO NOT REDEEM THE BLISTER
def bait but taking this time to say to other ignorant people out there; Do not pop a blister. That shit is literally protecting the injury. As "satisfying" it would be to pop it, you're making it worse and it will hurt more. It will heal really fast if you leave it alone.
it won't hurt more, make a small hole with a needle, squeeze the water out and leave the skin alone
The "water" is what's healing it, dingus. It's dense in body-aiding bacteria focused on critical repairs. Like when they put up bracing and scaffolding around a building. You tear that down with no way to rebuild it and it's gonna take ages for standard ground crew to do the repairs.
works on my machine
In my experience, doing like the other anon said but using aloe vera gel on it after healed it quicker.
aloe vera is incredible
that shit will keep your skin from peeling from a bad sunburn if you apply it enough
this is untrue, i got ill after a sunburn and was vomiting and shivering for a couple weeks, bright red and all, and my shoulders were covered in massive two-fist-together sized blisters. Aloe vera literally did nothing for me
don't mislead people
Aloe Vera is for first degree burns, not two and a halfth degree burns
You needed triple antibiotic, cold compresses, or best yet the ability to not be a moron to that level in the first place
i didn't have two and a half degree burns, you have to go to the hospital for those. i recovered after weeks of rest and sipping liquids
>body-aiding bacteria
>catposter
>is just as moronic as the frogBlack person
yep, nothing out of the ordinary here
Why are you so defensive? I really want to know about these body-aiding bacteria. Please, enlighten me.
Look up most bacteria on your skin, mouth and intestine.
it's literally filled with white blood cells
the other anon is a fricking moron but so are you
Oh, Anon. You poor sod.
An estimated 30 trillion cells in your body—less than a third—are human. The other 70-90% are bacterial and fungal. Ninety-nine percent of the unique genes in your body are bacterial. Only about one percent is human.
>The other 70-90% are bacterial and fungal
Aren't these all in the digestive, urinary and reproductive systems? Nothing that could get into your bloodstream or nervous system. You could technically say that those three systems are on your body rather than in it too, depending on what you consider "in your body" to mean. There shouldn't be any bacteria going past your skin layer, as far as I'm aware.
I'm so sorry you had to find out like this.
The human skin is home to about a thousand species of bacteria and other microbes, collectively called the skin microbiome. Many of these are important for health. Beneficial skin bacteria can prevent the growth of other, potentially harmful microbes.
My point was that all that bacteria is on the human body rather than in it. As in there is no bacteria living in your bloodstream or in the fluid between the organs. It's kind of pedantic, but the guy said the bacteria was in the body, rather than on the surface.
Anon the digestive system is responsible of synthesizing a big number of the chemicals our brain utilizes, your digestive system has actual control over you.
It's quite obvious this is why if you eat like shit you will feel like shit.
popping your blisters is like murdering these poor kids. don't do it bros
I always pop that shit dries up in minutes and the pain instantly stops.
protip: pop it with a needle, drain it, disinfect it with rubbing alcohol and don't bandage or put a plaster on it. let it dry instead
sus
how do you prevent gamer finger?
Earthbound
>Pop it
>Lick your finger clean
>???
>Don't live in a dirty third world country where random germs will kill you
"random germs" will kill you regardless of where you are
President Coolidge's son died to a random infection he got after playing tennis without socks
Medicine man here;
>take a clean needle (wash it) and make small hole to the side by poking it once
>do the same thing on the other side
>push from middle until mostly empty
>rinse with alcohol or water
>wrap it up tight
Problem solved.
you never wrap an open wound tight with bandages
You can use tape too if you prefer.
Unrelated but I know a b***h who cut herself packaging a box and taped her fresh cut shut with scotch tape. I couldn’t decide whether I should punch her or run to the nearest medkit
that's a perfectly reasonable solution
do you guys not have immune systems or something?
Ripping off the scotch tape is just gonna open the wound even more, doc. Not to mention the sticky stuff getting into your open wound
yes, and...? it's a cut, it ain't gonna kill you
>sticky stuff
you know hospitals and shit just use superglue to close cuts, right?
Wait till you learn about using super glue to close open wounds.
Don't knock it till you try it
Dumb vampire. How did you live to be over 800 when you do shit like this?
You keep the tape on for like a week, or at least three days, just don't run water directly over that part while washing your hand. By the time the skin is getting a bit white, the average cut has healed mostly shut and you can carefully remove the tape while holding the skin around it in place, and apply a regular bandaid or more tape after letting it breathe for a few hours to half a day.
It's best to put a bit of tissue under the tape but not vital. Some thin papercuts actually heal better with just scotch tape.
Duct tape is the problem one. But I was able to use it on my thumbnail that bent back and it really saved the nail bed better than a normal bandage could have, though changing it every week or two was a scary process.
tradies do this all the time
ur more of a b***h than the b***h
Super mario run. Just a tap tap bing bing wahoo
POP THE BLISTER YOU FRICKING homosexual. WTF IS WRONG WITH ZOOMERS.
>MY HANDS HURT TO MUCH TO PLAY VIDEO GAMES
amongus
What do blisters do?
They blist
It’s your body protecting the burn from getting infected and allowing it to heal
Maybe it should try protecting me BEFORE I get burned!
yeah its called intelligence but you weren't given that so natural selection is sending a message
they blist ers
Make your skin really thick once they heal.
Do not pop it. Once air hits it, it’s going to hurt like hell.
sus
>mention Amongus
>underaged out themselves left and right
LMAO
Amongus
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amogue
sussy
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Cut it off and throw it out of the airlock. Don't be a pussy.
Burn it even more so you'll completely damage the nerves in your finger and lose all the sensitivity and the pain will be gone
sus
doctor here. slice your finger open and put it in the garbage for 5 hours,. healed
Injust failed a rep benching and i had to push the bar off me and slid away from under it. That shit was scary dude.
How do you fail a 35lbs bench press, DYEL?
I had been sick for two weeks and running on chicken soup, first time benching in two weeks and i pushed it like an idiot. Was supoosed to do 8 reps and i thought it was 10, i failed on the 10th rep. Put my safety straps afterwards because that shit scared me.
Just use your next two fingers instead of the first two you dumb Black person ape, you have more than two on your right hand
Gothic II
just the wasd keys, left alt for jump, i think action/attack default is ctrl but i change it to space. literally don't need your other hand
oh and I also change sheathe/unsheathe weapon to shift
just use your middle finger my homie
pop it homie
it's an old picture
BOP IT, TWIST IT, ABORT IT, SUS IT.
Vampire Survivors
slap some moleskin on it and stop being a homosexual
DANCERUSH STARDOM
DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION.
amoung pequeño
Amoung Pequeno
So.... if i got cut should i suppose to wrap the injury or not?(besides desinfecting)
if you don't have AIDS or leukemia you can literally just rub some dirt in it
This board really is infested with nothing but zoomers.
you are a friendless loser who hates fun. go get a wife or something, gramps
>you are a friendless loser who hates fun.
Speaking from experience, are we?
>go get a wife or something
Already have one, which is more than you'll ever achieve in life, fortunately for the rest of society.
Zoomer board
Zoomer website
not even in your damn dreams, homosexual ass dumbass
Crypt of the Necrodancer
Vampire the Masquerade Bloodlines.
soosy
If somebody needs to hear this, if you have warts on your fingers cover them up with duck tape and they should go away after a week. Worked for me.
I got a huge wart on my finger once. I just cut it off with a box cutter. It grew back, so I cut it off again and then it never came back. So I won that battle.
I think I straight up bit one of mine off but it came back
Keep ripping it off. Don't let it live rent free on your body.
Had one of those warts that looks like a mushroom cloud on my arm. Just tied a string around it, let it die and ripped the bastard off when I could. Only thing left of it now is a little bump but it's slowly been getting smaller.
I had a big skin tag in my arm pit for like 7 years, and while working in the warehouse at my job, got fricking fed up with feeling it while lifting boxes, and went into the bathroom and sliced it off with the box cutter I was using to open the boxes. Little b***h never came back.
Just use your mouse buttons.
what's the worst thing you've ever done to one of your fingers, Ganker?
Making them hold my wiener when I jack off
in 8th grade shop class i caught a finger in a belt sander and sanded off my fingerprint
no permanent damage but it hurt a lot at the time
>fingers
Not fingers but I broke my arm once by punching my cousin in the stomach
>NANOMACHINES, ‘CUZ
i bought an m1 garand about a decade ago and the action slammed shut on my thumb when I was reloading it one time. my whole nail turned black and it hurt like a motherfricker, no clue how it didn't break.
Did you needle it?
you mean stick a needle through the nail? I don't think so, I doubt I'd have the stomach for it.
It's not that bad, did the same thing for my big toe and you legitimately don't feel it aside from the heat at the end. Just run it under a flame and gently push through then after that the pressure is gone and the nail falls off after a bit.
>the nail falls off after a bit.
it.... -it grows back right anon?
yes
Anon are you serious? Do you just think anyone who has an ingrown nail walks around after with weird flush nubs after?
if nails didn't grow back most people would be missing at least one by the time they hit 30
yeah it does. i've had nails fall off before after some accidents involving car doors, they take a while but they grow back.
NTA but w-what happens if you don't? Asking for a friend
if you don't it's not a big deal, it just throbs and hurts more due to pressure. needling it drains a bunch of the blood out and helps get rid of the throbbing.
I had a stick sword duel with my friend and figured out why real swords have crossguards.
A couple of bleach burns from holding a bleach drenched paper towel for too long while wiping down surfaces. Took me way too long to just wear gloves like someone who's not a complete idiot
Put it inside your mom
"Friend" in elementary school dropped a cinderblock on my pinky, broke it and it's never been quite right since, a little crooked (thanks military doctors) and twitches from time to time.
Worst I've ever done to myself is probably gashing the top of my thumb open reaching into the dishwasher not realizing the ninja blender spindle was still inside, left a pretty deep scar. Itches sometimes.
Slammed my thumb in my car door.
Punched a wall with my left hand, I was an edgy teenager back then. Now I can't play use the pinky for chords and shits for too long when playing the guitar.
man i dunno what I'd do if I fricked up even one of my fingers on my fretting hand. I sliced off a part of my finger cutting jerky with a mandolin last year on my plucking hand and had to play my gig the next night with one finger like jamerson and that was miserable enough.
>a mandolin
the first rule of the mandolin is that it wants your blood and will do anything to get it
How bad is it? Well as long as it's not permanent it should be fine I guess. I'm not a musician and I just play guitar for the laughs anyway but it does suck because now I can't play certain songs that uses my pinky a lot for too long
it left a little "canal" or "scoop" beside my fingernail, but it healed up relatively quick even though it bled like hell when it happened. haven't noticed any loss of feeling or tingling in it so I think it's fine.
I sliced two of my fingers on the left hand trying to make a sandwich at 5AM while a little drunk
Had to get stitched at the festival campsite
I almost peeled my left index's tip off, the cut is U shaped and if it ripped a little more, it would have sliced it all off
Not that bad but incredibly stupid
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Nothing too bad. My dumb b***h cousin rolled a wheel from our garage down a slight incline and I tried to knock it down with my hands before it spun further down and into the road. Some sort of tiny foreign object that was on the wheel drove itself into my left ring finger. I was panicking for months but never told anybody. Almost fifteen years later its still there, you can see a tiny dark spot in my left ringer that looks like an abnormally dense vein. Sometimes I'm tempted to just carve it out with a knife but I probably shouldn't. I'll probably end up losing that finger eventually anyway considering the kind of job I work at
In sports class my stupid b***h racist teacher made me do things i didnt want to. I was never athletic and could tell when something would go wrong, we had to do like a sommer sault on a heightened, padded off surface after jumping from a trampoline.
my nervousness didnt help and my little finger didnt go under my hand so it broke when i rolled, made a pretty loud CHK sound. b***h still insisted that it probably aint broken but i should go and make someone look at it (she couldnt even look at my finger despite saying this) i did instinctively scream a bit after it broke and shit looked crooked.
Got it let seen by a doc, they wrapped it up, scanned it, told me everything is gonna be fine yada yada yada 2 months later after the nurse got the bandages off it looked even fricking worse and bloated, the nurse had a weird look on her. Turns out i had a tumor inside it too, the doc was cursing which made me alarmed as well since that was my first time seeing a doctor lose his cool, incompetent idiot he didnt see it back then on the xrays but did confirm after i did it again. Had to get surgery and get bones transplanted from my wrist, both have scars now.
>In sports class my stupid b***h racist teacher made me do things i didnt want to.
"damn whytes! how dare they make me get an edhuchashan! i didnt pay attention in english cuz its da languige of colnizers n sheet but i think dats how iz speld!"
I also couldnt swim and have a fear of heights but still had to do the stupid jumps and dives from really big heights in swimming class. Since everything was subjectively graded she used to give me shit grades but the whites and girls she were fond of got better grades even though some of them were objectively worse and thats treatment aside.
>damn whytie! how dare they expect me to do something as basic as swim
>DONT DEY KNOW SWIMMING IS WAYCIST?!?!?
i still have a slight ptsd from when i once almost drowned as a kid, that shit was a mental barrier that pretty much denied me to swim, whenever my head was submerged in cold water i would get in a deep panic state, even in the shower, closing my eyes and lowering my head would make it happen
>DAMN WHYTE BOY!!!!!!!! HOW DARE DEY EXPECT ME TO SWYM!!!!!!!!!! DONT DEY KNOW ITS DEEP ROOYED TRAUMA FROM DEM SLAVE SHYPS?!?!?!?
swimming is gay, why the frick do i need it?
Anon are you a black girl? Post breasts.
you sound like a fricking pussy
it takes balls to literally plunge head first into your fears, after all, i still did it. could you do the same?
You will never have balls sister, that's just the way it is.
I used them to draw furry porn
I jumped from a roof to a snowbank but it had ice and snow from the roof I'd just shoveled clear that was thicker on the bottom ice glaze than I thought and was perfectly set up at an angle so my feet both hit it and I slipped sideways at supersonic speeds and fell handfirst into the snowbank and my pinky finger slammed directly into an ice edge of another chunk and I fractured its first joint, bruised up a bit and healed weird so it now hurts when I bend it in certain ways and has larger than usual joint where it healed.
Nothing but I did something to my palm once. When I was 5 I was on ritalin and it made me fricking psycho and any mild deformity on my body or sensation of touch drove me insane, so in between plucking all my eyelashes and eyebrows compulsively I found a freckle on the corner of my palm, took my pencil and jammed it through, and started scraping all the brownish flesh I could manage (was hard because of the graphite residue). When my hand started bleeding I got nervous and tried to hide it from my teacher and came home with a bloodstained shirt. Thankfully my mom totally neglected me so I didn't get chewed out.
I put a 3mm drill bit all the way through the tip of my thumb once. Really wasn't that bad, drill bit was clean, I just bandaged it up to stop the bleeding and waited a few weeks for it to heal up.
My left index finger is about 1/8" shorter than my right because I sliced the tip off with a knife when I was working as a line cook at 18.
I can't straighten my left thumb because of an accident with a belt sander ground off most the skin and flesh down to the bone that required a skin transplant. It still (and probably always will) is painful a year later
A dog bite like half of my finger, I still renember seeing my shirt filled to the brim with blood...Fun times
Stuck it in ya mum
Cut on my right thumb, severed nerves. I have lost my speed and accuracy for FPS games so now I only play shit that barely use the camera or that can be used slowly
I am left handed as well which makes vidya worst for me.
Tipping on Ganker
burned my index finger with a car lighter, I was wondering if it was functioning (didn't seem hot when hovering my hand and the metal was not red) and I touched it. it turned like the finger in the OP except the bubble was bigger and it didn't look like an amogus
did the same thing with my thumb. was 8 and didn't know what the removable button in the car did. I found out pretty fast.
stuck it up my ass
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
sus
oh no, IT GOT ON MY FINGE
maybe try Among Us
why are you brown
Sus
amogus
>captcha: H8 PVP
Just move your fingers over by one on the mouse so your middle finger is on the LMB and ring finger is on RMB. Not going to carry you in a game but you can at least play this way. itll take a few hours to get used to
>pop blister
>rip off skin
>apply alcohol
yup, it's gaming time
Mogus
>dad directs me to park four wheeler in somewhere tight
>get off and burn my calf on the muffler
>wake up to a baseball sized bubble of pus
that was fun
Sussy
nice wiener bro
That looks like a character from the hit game among us
amogs
>not red or pink anymore
It's ready to be drained, poke a hole in it with a needle and drain the fluid, leave the skin on
SUS
shit thread
daft punk
I once used a dumbbell at the gym without cleaning it and I got a blister or something for 3 or 4 months on my middle finger
it was painful to touch and any time I ripped it off (it wasn't painful afterwards) it came back again and again
it's gone now but idk what the hell it was. it was just a frickin 1mm dot
amogus
stonetoss
Use niddle to pierce it, then optionaly remove skin. Then put some bandaid on top.
sus
Cocoon. Just rebind the walking controls to WASD + space bar for action and you can play the whole game like that
If you were ambidextrous like me you wouldnt have any problem with this
LOL! SUS AMONG US! PENIS! PENIS LOOKS LIKE AMONG US!
nice 3 year old reddit post
https://www.reddit.com/r/shitposting/comments/okbnvm/my_burned_finger_looks_like/
1. nobody cares, we're having fun you fricking crybaby
2. go back and don't return
OC was made regardless and OP is always a homosexual.
Record yourself popping it and post it.
Vampire Survivors
AMOGUS
Use middle and ring finger instead you dumb frick
Gothic 1-2
Geometry Wars only uses the thumbsticks and one trigger. Could easily avoid using your index. Also, wishing you a swift recovery, that looks painful as shit.
i love how half the replies are mogus
I GOT BLISTERS ON MY FINGERS
stonetoss if he real
The real sussy thing about that pic, is that OP is not fat. I think it's worth noting it.
When my hand was out of comission for some time I played the Telltale interactive stories. If you have never played them before The Wolf Among Us is the best and the Walking Dead games are mostly good also, much better than the shitty tv show
amoung
Nikke
Now burn the rest of the finger with spacing in between the bubbles, then do it for the rest of the hand.
Ribbed for your pleasure. 🙂
Read this carefully:
You need to heat a needle to sterilise it, then pierce the blister. Do not remove the dead skin, just let the liquid come out. Apply a band-aid on top of it.
It will heal faster than if you let it heal by itself but there's also potential for infection, and it can get nasty. So don't click like a mad man.
sus thread
Just play anything with a controller. If you don't have it, emulate some primitive console where you only need a few keys. Rpg maker also comes to mind.
>entire thread is just amogus jokes and blister care
...so i'm really the only one who first saw a fat wiener?
you're not the only one
amogPINGAS
>learning guitar on 13 gauge acoustic strings
I pick my scabs.
I pop my pimpels.
I pop blisters.
I hit myself in frustration.
I do all that unironically. If I see a pimple then it's fricking gone, no mercy.
AMOGUS
ALONGUS
pointer vented
drain it with a heated pin needle. soak finger in ethanol.
apply antibiotic cream.
wrap tight for 12 hours.
re-apply dressing but not as tight so it can breathe.
you will be good to go in half a day senpai.
disregard that
bite it open then stick finger in anus
dont wash
Good thread
Blister? I hardly know her!
tape something small like a bottlecap to the lmb and click using the midsection of your finger. tard.
sus
Just use your middle finger for left click, right for right click. It's not that hard.
>no one has recommended epsom salt yet
lol
lmao
literally a 20 minute blister cure
Shid and piss simulator 2024