>burning so hot no one can touch her
>literally fire coming off her when you find her
>wearing leather clothes
why isn't she naked when you find her?
>burning so hot no one can touch her. >literally fire coming off her when you find her. >wearing leather clothes
it's special hellbeast leather ok
>the thoughts of people with brown eye color
So people with brown eye colour (it's "colour" you moronic mutt. You'll never be white btw) have good observational and deductive skills? What about your eyes? I want to know what colour absolute mouthbreathing morons have. Though jusging from the fact that you're a mutt ironically you mush have brown eyes yourself.
>it's "colour" you moronic mutt. You'll never be white btw
No it's color. Sorry, win the revolutionary war next time.
It's either "colour" or you're brown. Simple, really.
>third world brown homosexual tries to tell humans how to spell
nta but you sound moronic
Keep sucking off the French.
>bongs are too moronic to learn to spell
You tell em' Abdul.
MY BROWN EYED SEETHE
IS THAT MYYY
BROWN EYED SEETHE
>I'm better than you because I have a different eye color
Frick, could you be more pathetic?
>I'm better than you because I have a different eye color
oi you got a loicence for dat cheek m8?
good morning sirs
Based. Tell these mutts what's what.
>third worlder calling others mutts
>it's "colour" you moronic mutt
in a moronicly roundabout way, the americans are correct
the brits got it from the french and the french got it from latin where it's spelt color
in 1776, the british decided that americans were right about everything (and would be forever) when they surrendered at yorktown
yorktown was 1781
im american, Im pretty sure I know my history more than you
It doesn't matter which is "correct". "Colour" is the variant used by white people. "Color" is used by mystery meat mongrels.
colour is used by thirdwordlers, color is used by white people
being wrong is for blacks/browns
therefore, you are brown
no one cares about your freakshow mutated eyes
same reason why induction stoves are a thing
Idk it's magically infused or something. You can take her armor off the moment you recruit her if it bothers you that much
I take her amor off and have her naked after the first scene I meet her. I also have a mod that gives her a bush and a second mod that makes her hairy as frick
Cringe and based
also have a mod so all the girls armor is skirts
>I also have a mod that gives her a bush and a second mod that makes her hairy as frick
Tip
You can have sex with her underwater
Wait how? I need to know, anon. You better not be a homosexual. I had to hit her with ice magic just to kiss.
My son says she’s a funny lady? Why does he always want to hang with her?
it's hellmagic I aint gotta explain shit
I'm still pissed being a fricking Red Dragonborn with Draconic Ancestry didn't practically nullify this problem
>troony race
>troony class
>He thinks a smelly lizard larper is anything like a true dragon
Go back to abeir stinky scaly scum
I'm pissed she doesn't set Scratch on fire by accident
>play red dragonborn with resistance to fire
>the dialogue is the same and its never mentioned
t-thanks sven
your fault for playing a troony race
Why are you like this?
why do you play as a troony race?
fire resistance is not fire immunity anon. you can resist fire and still burn to death
thats lame, but what do you expect from hacks.
she can touch herself though, I wish we had a scene of that
What are those rivets on her body for? heat vents?
yeah, you see flames come out of them sometimes
That's what I was guessing, really grotesque.
that's the male gaze chud
>Fight in the bloodwar
>The worst cosmic meat grinder war you could ever imagine
>Luck out and escape
>Is somehow a manic pixie dreamgirl who sometimes says military things
>Not a desensitised psychopath or twitchy PTSD nut
>>Not a desensitised psychopath
I'm desentised, but not a psychopath, but everybody assumes I am.
It's rather tiresome to be honest.
Thats the thing, the Bloodwar is worse than anything your could ever imagine.
Every awful thing you could ever think of is just breakfast in the bloodwar.
And yet Karlach...
>And yet Karlach...
was written by a woman who wanted to make a character about her autism about not wanting to get touched, so she made her really hot.
As I said the entire game seems like shit. The characters are disgusting both visually and as what they are.
A lefty game with lefty sensibilities.
the autistic troony who didn't want to be touched is the head writer not karlach's specific writer
>the autistic troony who didn't want to be touched is the head writer not karlach's specific writer
LITERALLY talks about this in an interview
but you still go
>NUHUH THAT AINT TRUE!
killyourself
he said he added that plot point in because he is an autistic troony, but again it was the head romance writer who told the karlach writer to do it. the karlach specific writer is not the autistic troony from the interview. The autistic troony is Karlach's writer's boss
Can you fricking Black folk go 10 seconds without talking about politics
Just pity them, they have nothing else.
can you stop sucking dick?
>say it's shit
>NOOO why arent' you prasing it
>say it's lefty shit
>NOO not politics
I get the feeling the only thing that will make you shills happy is glowing praise and 10/10 reviews.
have a nice day.
Jeez, sometimes people are just nice. There are people who go through the worst situations imaginable, and are still rays of sunshine to everyone around them. All truly strong people are kind.
I grew up on an army base, most of my family served in the army.
Karlach is accurate, I hate to say it, but most soldiers, even the PTSD ridden tweekers are cringy goofballs.
You get gallows humor because you're exposed to lots of death and laughing at bad shit keeps you going. But he you have "everything is fricked, all I see is grey, mud blood and shit" and you're under constant stress, you don't get to think or study or be passionate about anything. You're just hyperfixated on survival.
So they get this...whimsical childlike sense of humor. sargeant took the biggest dump at camp? That's gonna make the squad laugh.
I saw an anon post stories of Iraq where they saw a naked dead body on fire and his Sargeant called out "ANON, LOOK AT THAT HOT Smoking ASS" and anon was crying years of laughter as a dozen crying women chanted near him
So it's cringy, hell I don't even like her. But she's accurate to the portrayal of a grunt who wasn't given an option to think. There's obviously different types like the quiet stoic types and shit, but the goofball is really common.
Saw the same shit. Something about being in a shit situation gets everyone finding humor in the most immature shit, and it's almost everyone.
>Shadowheart brainwashed to protect the Artefact with her life
>Able to move the Artefact from her inventory with mine
>No dialogue happens when doing so
Heh
Patched ages ago.
Oh that is good I just remember on my playthrough after her giving me her whole spiel about the artefact I moved it to my inventory and nothing happened. This was back in November.
what is shit writing dude
I wish quality made minor characters, like Baelen, Shovel, Aradin were given more time and work. Instead, devs leave you with little bunch of shitty written, poorly voice acted, cuck onions degenerate characters with literally no alternative.
soi
yeah me
cause gays made the game
Hell clothes.
Ain't gotta explain shit.
Side-note, first sex encounter after fixing her engine has got the be the most wild. She's like a decade of pent up energy.
there was a bug at one point and she would finger the ass of male players
>bug
You call it a bug.
I call Larian cowards who censored kino.
who cares lol
Seems pretty cold to me.
This game is so vile.
Like they tried their hardest to be subversive but it just looks edgy and unsightly, much like tlou 2. Very vulgar.
The funny thing about BG3 is the stuff you're pointing at is literally the reason why Bioware stopped making D&D games back in the day after Neverwinter Nights. They wanted more gore, more adult situations, etc in their games, but Hasbro refused at the time once 3e started kicking off. Dragon Age: Origins was a response to them not being able to do that stuff with D&D games.
Now BG3 went even further than DA:O.
I honestly wonder if Hasbro is going to learn, or if they're going to crack down after BG3's success not realizing they're biting themselves? They're typically run by idiots.
dragon age games are shit, except the first one.
baldurs gate 3 is shit.
but considering you said this
>I honestly wonder if Hasbro is going to learn, or if they're going to crack down after BG3's success not realizing they're biting themselves? They're typically run by idiots.
you are a progressive that wants to go even further beyond and current progressives are too conservative for you
I always put her in her underwear with only leg and arm coverings so that her body can breathe.
Karlach is fricking cringe and her story makes no sense especially if you romance her
>uwu my engine burns too hot
>cast create water on her to cool her down
>simply works and you can kiss her
So just have her chill in the ocean for a while every day or use frost magic or whatever the frick it's magic I ain't gotta explain shit
>cast create water on her to cool her down
>simply works and you can kiss her
Wait, does that actually work?
yes, it's even very early on in the romance
Guess I'm trying this on my next playthrough.
Lot of shit I didn't even know was possible.
try ray of frost first, for the lulz
the game also had druids who can magic spell goodberries which in canon can feed someone for a day run out of food and supplies because the troonyling refugees
they obviously just meant they couldn't feed the refugees anymore
>inb4 just give them goodberries
if they wanted good berries then maybe they should have picked the druid class instead of refugee
I'll say this every chance I get. I want a blood wars game.
>Start out as a squidge slime - the lowest life form in the army of devils
>Get promoted to imp
>Everything ranging from espionage to guerilla warfare and between all set in fricking HELL
>ocassionally explore cities of devils
>Every promotion evolves you into a bigger badder demon until you're a demigod
There's so much potential. Fricking give it to us.
i think she looks disgusting. there´s a broken pole in her polehead. shoulder is pierced with bullets. other shoulder is burn victim tier shit. her chest fricking glows like she´s eaten a flashlight. pointy ears. karen haircut. oh yeah and her buff neck makes her look like a dude.
THIS IS DISGUSTING COMPARED TO JAPANESE DESIGNS! FIRE WHOEVER MADE IT!
she got a big ass though
>allowed into druid camp
>first instinct is to steal everything
>all the tiefling kids have that curly Black person hair
hm
More lke thieflings amirite
deepest lore
I'll take thieving tieflings any time of the day over fricking Kender from the Dragonlance setting.
Absolutely worst, most annoying and stupid "thief" race in D&D.
Did somebody say KENDER?!
FRICK KENDER
>let's make a PC race that specifically plays up the worst aspects of a bad player that you don't want at your table
/tg/ pls
they rob the harpers too
to be fair, the Harpers are kind of dicks and meddlesome people who can't mind their own business
the harpers are literally actively protecting the thieflings from zombies at that point in the game
frick harpers
all my red wizard homies hate harpers
>internal temperature hotter than the boiling point of water
>still alive
I instantly dropped BG3 after seeing this.
Wait until you hear about dragons and what they can shoot out of their mouths
I love Shadowheart.
Why does her face look off here?
I dunno looks fine to me
That is one manly jaw ffs
Why can I drink a fire-risestance potion and touch her?
leather is pretty resistant to heat
Leidenfrost effect
So why exactly can't we rip out her engine heart and then resurrect her?
bg3 has a lot of plot holes
karlach's glowing red butthole!
homosexual alert
anon remind me what material forge aprons and welding gloves are made of
she is on fire
Baldur's Gate 3 is a very disappointing game from the perspective of someone that really liked previous BGs.
Good think I didn't pay for it.
When people say that this game is reddit this is what they mean.
Just another shit Larian game.
I have been playing Divine Divinity recently and its the same reddit humour i. there.
Like wtf? 20 years later that studio has the same infantile humour? How is that even possible between people getting older and new people being hired?
maybe I'll continue playing, I'm a bit bored but I'm kind of having fun. I've started over a couple of times and bard is actually pretty fun