>burning so hot no one can touch her. >literally fire coming off her when you find her. >wearing leather clothes

>burning so hot no one can touch her
>literally fire coming off her when you find her
>wearing leather clothes
why isn't she naked when you find her?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's special hellbeast leather ok

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the thoughts of people with brown eye color

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So people with brown eye colour (it's "colour" you moronic mutt. You'll never be white btw) have good observational and deductive skills? What about your eyes? I want to know what colour absolute mouthbreathing morons have. Though jusging from the fact that you're a mutt ironically you mush have brown eyes yourself.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >it's "colour" you moronic mutt. You'll never be white btw
        No it's color. Sorry, win the revolutionary war next time.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's either "colour" or you're brown. Simple, really.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >third world brown homosexual tries to tell humans how to spell

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            nta but you sound moronic

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Keep sucking off the French.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >bongs are too moronic to learn to spell

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You tell em' Abdul.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        MY BROWN EYED SEETHE
        IS THAT MYYY
        BROWN EYED SEETHE

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I'm better than you because I have a different eye color
          Frick, could you be more pathetic?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >I'm better than you because I have a different eye color

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        oi you got a loicence for dat cheek m8?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's either "colour" or you're brown. Simple, really.

        good morning sirs

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Based. Tell these mutts what's what.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >third worlder calling others mutts

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >it's "colour" you moronic mutt
        in a moronicly roundabout way, the americans are correct
        the brits got it from the french and the french got it from latin where it's spelt color

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          in 1776, the british decided that americans were right about everything (and would be forever) when they surrendered at yorktown

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            yorktown was 1781

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              im american, Im pretty sure I know my history more than you

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It doesn't matter which is "correct". "Colour" is the variant used by white people. "Color" is used by mystery meat mongrels.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            colour is used by thirdwordlers, color is used by white people

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            being wrong is for blacks/browns
            therefore, you are brown

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no one cares about your freakshow mutated eyes

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    same reason why induction stoves are a thing

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Idk it's magically infused or something. You can take her armor off the moment you recruit her if it bothers you that much

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I take her amor off and have her naked after the first scene I meet her. I also have a mod that gives her a bush and a second mod that makes her hairy as frick

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Cringe and based

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          also have a mod so all the girls armor is skirts

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I also have a mod that gives her a bush and a second mod that makes her hairy as frick

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tip
    You can have sex with her underwater

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wait how? I need to know, anon. You better not be a homosexual. I had to hit her with ice magic just to kiss.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    My son says she’s a funny lady? Why does he always want to hang with her?

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's hellmagic I aint gotta explain shit

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm still pissed being a fricking Red Dragonborn with Draconic Ancestry didn't practically nullify this problem

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >troony race
      >troony class

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >He thinks a smelly lizard larper is anything like a true dragon
      Go back to abeir stinky scaly scum

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm pissed she doesn't set Scratch on fire by accident

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >play red dragonborn with resistance to fire
    >the dialogue is the same and its never mentioned
    t-thanks sven

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm still pissed being a fricking Red Dragonborn with Draconic Ancestry didn't practically nullify this problem

      your fault for playing a troony race

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >troony race
        >troony class

        Why are you like this?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          why do you play as a troony race?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fire resistance is not fire immunity anon. you can resist fire and still burn to death

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      thats lame, but what do you expect from hacks.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    she can touch herself though, I wish we had a scene of that

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What are those rivets on her body for? heat vents?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, you see flames come out of them sometimes

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's what I was guessing, really grotesque.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that's the male gaze chud

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Fight in the bloodwar
    >The worst cosmic meat grinder war you could ever imagine
    >Luck out and escape
    >Is somehow a manic pixie dreamgirl who sometimes says military things
    >Not a desensitised psychopath or twitchy PTSD nut

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >>Not a desensitised psychopath
      I'm desentised, but not a psychopath, but everybody assumes I am.
      It's rather tiresome to be honest.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thats the thing, the Bloodwar is worse than anything your could ever imagine.
        Every awful thing you could ever think of is just breakfast in the bloodwar.
        And yet Karlach...

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >And yet Karlach...
          was written by a woman who wanted to make a character about her autism about not wanting to get touched, so she made her really hot.
          As I said the entire game seems like shit. The characters are disgusting both visually and as what they are.
          A lefty game with lefty sensibilities.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            the autistic troony who didn't want to be touched is the head writer not karlach's specific writer

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >the autistic troony who didn't want to be touched is the head writer not karlach's specific writer
              LITERALLY talks about this in an interview
              but you still go
              >NUHUH THAT AINT TRUE!
              killyourself

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                he said he added that plot point in because he is an autistic troony, but again it was the head romance writer who told the karlach writer to do it. the karlach specific writer is not the autistic troony from the interview. The autistic troony is Karlach's writer's boss

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Can you fricking Black folk go 10 seconds without talking about politics

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Just pity them, they have nothing else.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              can you stop sucking dick?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >say it's shit
              >NOOO why arent' you prasing it
              >say it's lefty shit
              >NOO not politics
              I get the feeling the only thing that will make you shills happy is glowing praise and 10/10 reviews.
              have a nice day.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jeez, sometimes people are just nice. There are people who go through the worst situations imaginable, and are still rays of sunshine to everyone around them. All truly strong people are kind.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I grew up on an army base, most of my family served in the army.
      Karlach is accurate, I hate to say it, but most soldiers, even the PTSD ridden tweekers are cringy goofballs.
      You get gallows humor because you're exposed to lots of death and laughing at bad shit keeps you going. But he you have "everything is fricked, all I see is grey, mud blood and shit" and you're under constant stress, you don't get to think or study or be passionate about anything. You're just hyperfixated on survival.
      So they get this...whimsical childlike sense of humor. sargeant took the biggest dump at camp? That's gonna make the squad laugh.
      I saw an anon post stories of Iraq where they saw a naked dead body on fire and his Sargeant called out "ANON, LOOK AT THAT HOT Smoking ASS" and anon was crying years of laughter as a dozen crying women chanted near him

      So it's cringy, hell I don't even like her. But she's accurate to the portrayal of a grunt who wasn't given an option to think. There's obviously different types like the quiet stoic types and shit, but the goofball is really common.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Saw the same shit. Something about being in a shit situation gets everyone finding humor in the most immature shit, and it's almost everyone.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Shadowheart brainwashed to protect the Artefact with her life
    >Able to move the Artefact from her inventory with mine
    >No dialogue happens when doing so
    Heh

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Patched ages ago.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh that is good I just remember on my playthrough after her giving me her whole spiel about the artefact I moved it to my inventory and nothing happened. This was back in November.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what is shit writing dude

    I wish quality made minor characters, like Baelen, Shovel, Aradin were given more time and work. Instead, devs leave you with little bunch of shitty written, poorly voice acted, cuck onions degenerate characters with literally no alternative.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    soi

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yeah me

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    cause gays made the game

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hell clothes.
    Ain't gotta explain shit.
    Side-note, first sex encounter after fixing her engine has got the be the most wild. She's like a decade of pent up energy.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      there was a bug at one point and she would finger the ass of male players

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >bug
        You call it a bug.
        I call Larian cowards who censored kino.

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    who cares lol

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Seems pretty cold to me.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      who cares lol

      This game is so vile.
      Like they tried their hardest to be subversive but it just looks edgy and unsightly, much like tlou 2. Very vulgar.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The funny thing about BG3 is the stuff you're pointing at is literally the reason why Bioware stopped making D&D games back in the day after Neverwinter Nights. They wanted more gore, more adult situations, etc in their games, but Hasbro refused at the time once 3e started kicking off. Dragon Age: Origins was a response to them not being able to do that stuff with D&D games.
        Now BG3 went even further than DA:O.
        I honestly wonder if Hasbro is going to learn, or if they're going to crack down after BG3's success not realizing they're biting themselves? They're typically run by idiots.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          dragon age games are shit, except the first one.
          baldurs gate 3 is shit.
          but considering you said this
          >I honestly wonder if Hasbro is going to learn, or if they're going to crack down after BG3's success not realizing they're biting themselves? They're typically run by idiots.
          you are a progressive that wants to go even further beyond and current progressives are too conservative for you

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I always put her in her underwear with only leg and arm coverings so that her body can breathe.

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Karlach is fricking cringe and her story makes no sense especially if you romance her

    >uwu my engine burns too hot
    >cast create water on her to cool her down
    >simply works and you can kiss her
    So just have her chill in the ocean for a while every day or use frost magic or whatever the frick it's magic I ain't gotta explain shit

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >cast create water on her to cool her down
      >simply works and you can kiss her
      Wait, does that actually work?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yes, it's even very early on in the romance

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Guess I'm trying this on my next playthrough.
          Lot of shit I didn't even know was possible.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            try ray of frost first, for the lulz

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the game also had druids who can magic spell goodberries which in canon can feed someone for a day run out of food and supplies because the troonyling refugees

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        they obviously just meant they couldn't feed the refugees anymore
        >inb4 just give them goodberries
        if they wanted good berries then maybe they should have picked the druid class instead of refugee

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'll say this every chance I get. I want a blood wars game.
    >Start out as a squidge slime - the lowest life form in the army of devils
    >Get promoted to imp
    >Everything ranging from espionage to guerilla warfare and between all set in fricking HELL
    >ocassionally explore cities of devils
    >Every promotion evolves you into a bigger badder demon until you're a demigod

    There's so much potential. Fricking give it to us.

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i think she looks disgusting. there´s a broken pole in her polehead. shoulder is pierced with bullets. other shoulder is burn victim tier shit. her chest fricking glows like she´s eaten a flashlight. pointy ears. karen haircut. oh yeah and her buff neck makes her look like a dude.

    THIS IS DISGUSTING COMPARED TO JAPANESE DESIGNS! FIRE WHOEVER MADE IT!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she got a big ass though

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >allowed into druid camp
    >first instinct is to steal everything
    >all the tiefling kids have that curly Black person hair
    hm

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      More lke thieflings amirite

      deepest lore

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'll take thieving tieflings any time of the day over fricking Kender from the Dragonlance setting.
        Absolutely worst, most annoying and stupid "thief" race in D&D.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Did somebody say KENDER?!

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            FRICK KENDER
            >let's make a PC race that specifically plays up the worst aspects of a bad player that you don't want at your table

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Did somebody say KENDER?!

          FRICK KENDER
          >let's make a PC race that specifically plays up the worst aspects of a bad player that you don't want at your table

          /tg/ pls

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they rob the harpers too

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        to be fair, the Harpers are kind of dicks and meddlesome people who can't mind their own business

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          the harpers are literally actively protecting the thieflings from zombies at that point in the game

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            frick harpers
            all my red wizard homies hate harpers

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >internal temperature hotter than the boiling point of water
    >still alive
    I instantly dropped BG3 after seeing this.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wait until you hear about dragons and what they can shoot out of their mouths

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love Shadowheart.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why does her face look off here?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I dunno looks fine to me

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That is one manly jaw ffs

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why can I drink a fire-risestance potion and touch her?

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    leather is pretty resistant to heat

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Leidenfrost effect

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So why exactly can't we rip out her engine heart and then resurrect her?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bg3 has a lot of plot holes

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    karlach's glowing red butthole!

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    homosexual alert

  36. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    anon remind me what material forge aprons and welding gloves are made of

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she is on fire

  37. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Baldur's Gate 3 is a very disappointing game from the perspective of someone that really liked previous BGs.
    Good think I didn't pay for it.

  38. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When people say that this game is reddit this is what they mean.
    Just another shit Larian game.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I have been playing Divine Divinity recently and its the same reddit humour i. there.
      Like wtf? 20 years later that studio has the same infantile humour? How is that even possible between people getting older and new people being hired?

  39. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    maybe I'll continue playing, I'm a bit bored but I'm kind of having fun. I've started over a couple of times and bard is actually pretty fun

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