>But George, who has terminal heart cancer, has found a new passion: antique video games
>"My uncle brought his original Playstation and Nintendo 64 for me to play in the hospital," said George, age 9. "The doctors said I only have eight months to live, so I'm trying to get through as many as possible. I really like the sound when the machine chugs and the disc spins super fast, like the console can't take it"
>"I've beaten all of the Final Fantasies, and my favorite was the one with the monkey tail guy." (editor's note: Final Fantasy IX). "But my favorite game overall is called Mystical Ninja Goemon"
>"I've beaten seventeen games since they took me to the hospital. Right now, I have eighty more to go. Wish me luck!"
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>FF9 is his favourite
Pfffft
Surely you mean pfffftbased because you have taste and arnt a homosexual right?
Zidane is zidGAY, get real man, also mystical goemon? get this fricking kid perfect dark
deserves what he's going through
>when a zoomer with cancer has better taste than you
I'm glad ill never know how that feels
9 is the worst of the 3D final fantasies lmao what the frick are you grandstanding about
Ok anon i get it heres your (You) enjoy it youre not getting another
Thank you for proving my point, I accept your concession
>what the frick are you grandstanding about
you don't even know what grandstanding is, a 9 year old with a terminal illness is smarter than you. knowing this would make me as bitter & insufferable as you are too though to be fair
>age 8
>zoomer
If that pic is recent he would be gen A.
ff9 is a harsh one to play through with what he is going through
what with vivi coming to turns with his own death
maybe he finds it relatable
Alright, I'm sorry that your little brother is dying but this is probably not best place to blog about it.
>n64
>disc spins
glad this little moron is dying
He's playing like a proper pirate, boom-boom
Enjoy cringing over an anonymous post for the next day. You illiterate frick.
>He hasn't taken the short term memory loss pill
I don't remember where I was going with this
>playstation and n64
I wish you illiterate morons would die
>americans
Slack jawed morons such as yourself are the ones that deserve cancer. Put your money where your mouth is and have a nice day.
Blind homosexual, make sure to look both ways when you go outside or it's going to be very ironic next time you wake up.
Heart cancer? The heart can get cancerous? I thought it was literally the only part of your body that couldn't get cancerous.
>little moron
Even if you somehow skipped past the word playstation, you still assumed Final Fantasy 9 was for the n64. The game is also available on the Switch, which by zoomer logic means it was on every mainline Nintendo console.
Basically don't post here ever again.
>But my favorite game overall is called Mystical Ninja Goemon
Fricking weeb
>only based zoomer gets cancer
what did god mean by this?
What retro game will you be playing on your deathbed Ganker?
whatever is on my phone, Front Mission, Chrono Trigger, maybe one of those mario games. Although I'll probably just end up writing.
Souls. The exact games I'm playing now.
pic not related? No what that girl is 9
>PS1 and N64
>antique
???
the ps1 was 80 years ago
shut up grampa
Atari to NES is ancient
Genesis to Dreamcast is antique
PS2 to PS4 is retro
Wii U should be the cut-off for retro since the PS4 is still getting games.
FF9 fans are cancerous
No surprise
Not funny
I've been gaming since first gen. And even though I loved PS1, most games on it aged like shit. Besides the obvious ones like Crash Bandicoot and Metal Gear Solid. Because the resolution was simply horrible, which wasn't as apparent in 2D games as with 3D games at that time. The N64 introduced lots of new Nintendo franchises, which was great. But a lot of N64 games suffered from empty levels.
You know which consoles consistently provide quality? Handhelds. Give the kid a GBA and a PSP.
Or simply a Switch due to its large library of games. With some casing for better grip.
source?
>antique
I don't even have a fricking reaction pic to properly convey how hard that word hits in whatever context the fricking moron who wrote this article meant it in
Please fricking tell me this shit is fake. I just got really stoned and now it's already ruined and now I'm just sitting there imaging being him getting a game-over or whatever in a video game I'm trying to beat and knowing every setback increases the odds I will never see the endings to all my games before I die. Thanks for ruining my high Black person
drugs give you cancer anon
>half the board are furgays
>moralgays about fricking pot in current year + 8 harder than /misc/
sounds about right
It's not 2005 anymore, furgays are considered normal now. There are congressmen with fursonas these days.
>implying i pro-furgay
you should have a nice day along with the stoner up there
>moralgay
Do what you want
but drugs give you cancer
and fapping to rouge or whatever doesnt
Shut the frick up, dopehead.
>still buying the weed isn't bad for you meme in 2023
Weed is bad for you has been debunked has been debunked, anon.
That's fricking heartbreaking if real. Every year I get older, I'm thankful for my health. There's nothing more depressing than seeing someone young get fricked over by the genetic lottery like this.
At least he's being happy. That counts for something.
holy shit the cancer is in the thread with us right now
you addict get out of here.
not our fault that you went into the drugs route to feel better
Shouldn't have taken the vaxx, deserved. Hope his parents suffer
this 9-years old kid is fricking dying from cancer
but i 26 years old kissless virgin who never touched a woman, weighting 100kg and eating junk food every day am alive
life ain't fair
he could have ingested some type of radioactive material or live in a shitty toxic area
>cool as frick kid with top shelf taste gets to live
>larping homosexual frog poster somehow still infects this board
cancer chose the wrong target honestly, you weirdo homosexuals deserve it more than they do
look man im like this because 15 years ago i got depressed and wanted to kill myself but had no balls for it and decided to start self destructing life style of drinking alcohol, taking drugs and eating unhealthy food hoping that it will kill me quickly
but it's been almost 15 years now, and since two years ago i got decent job and my life is getting better im trying to be a better man too, but the damage was already done (also to the brain) and it's difficult to undone things
and im not much a frogposter too
You started doing that when you were 11? And never grew out of it like everyone?
I take pleasure in it. Watching all the popular guys from high school die in car crashes or go to prison. Meanwhile, I'll probably live forever. Every single one of those homosexuals would trade me for them, but they can't. I guess that's just life.
>mfw looked up my school bullies from school
jesus christ it was depressing.
It really ain't.
It's even more depressing (or funny?) when you think about all the people who kill themselves over the dumbest of shit like their GF cheating on them. It's a shame we can't trade lifespan to each other.
Its fair, people that suffer "randomly" in this life is because they were c**ts in the last one
Some people actually believe this shit
Yeah me. Honestly I find it much more incredible that people believe life is once and done, like thats just insane.
But hey who cares right
Lol what
Only direct Karma within the same life would make sense, not letting someone suffer for things they didn't even do/remember in this life
God has a plan haha it is NECESSARY for the plan for kids to die from cancer or this plan won't work
Yeah but did you get vaxxed?
>When you finally finish the last games on your backlog, and have nothing else to do but watch the the hours tick by while you wait for death
Your backlog must be small. I'll probably never finish.
Probably? Your backlog is small if you think there's a chance of you finishing.
No, sadly, it's not small. But I want to believe
Not that anon I started tracking my backlog at the beginning of the pandemic, and it involves a lot of piracy too so it's not just games I bought and haven't played, its also like Gamecube games I'd like to play on a hacked Wii, PS2 games I'll play over OPL, etc
Right now stands at 532 games and I recently passed the 100 game mark... Some longer games like Persona 5 take me an entire month to complete, so I don't think I have much hope of finishing ever
I've been watching Ganker talk about his backlog for a decade and a half and I still have no idea how this can exist.
Are my tastes that particular? Am I really that picky? There's a handful of games I'm moderately curious about but figure they're probably not my cup of tea, so not even on my backlog, just on my radar. The idea of having 1000 games I looked at and thought "that is right up my alley" is just crazy.
What are all these games? Is it 1097 bargain bin PS1 JRPGs? Are you just really into solitaire?
I love video games, of multiple genres. I just have ADHD that prevents me from doing anything at all unless I hyperfixate on it for a few months.
>Wow! I know I'll love this!
>buy it
>play it 6 years later
>permission to save the game, boss?
I like that noise too
>The doctors said I only have eight months to live, so I'm trying to get through as many as possible
This makes it sound like he's trying to eat through time because he can't wait to die.
Alright bro's recommend him some good
ps1 and N64 games
>"The doctors said I only have eight months to live"
what games would you play in this time if you were in this situation Ganker?
none
>and my favorite was the one with the monkey tail guy
one of (You) Black folk should've gotten heart cancer
>goemon
damn he's gonna be sad when he gets to goemon's great adventure
I wonder if anyone brought him a flashcart so he can play the SNES goemon games.
Based, he genuinely enjoys video games. 100 Gankerirgins should be killed and he should be spared based on this alone.
He's 9. He's barely human.
The average 9 year old has vastly more worth to this world than you.
It's all in potential. The average 9 year old can also murder a classroom. You losers are a known commodity and there's worth in that, no matter how little. Buy junk, keep internet, keep a phone. There's steady worth in you just doing the small mundane shit
Suffering and life experiences force you to mature faster. I aged like 5 years in the 1 year when my parents had regular fights, mom left the city for a week and dad attempted suicide in front of me while I had to feed my brother and send him to kindergarten.
>>"I've beaten seventeen games since they took me to the hospital. Right now, I have eighty more to go. Wish me luck!"
W
>vaxxes innocent children only for them to develop terminal cancer
When are they going to pay for this?
This is going to be the type of comment that gets you fat cargo shorts wearing people punched in the next few years. Like buzz aldrin punching that weird fake moon landing guy.
(You)
Nowadays I think it WAS fake
>"But my favorite game overall is called Mystical Ninja Goemon"
same
>age 9
>FFIX
>terminal heart cancer
>8 mo to live + current month = 9 mo
what does it all mean?
Latinx hispanics truly are despicable disgusting subhumans
Every disgusting brown moron in this thread should kill themselves
>Latinx
kys yourself to bed
welp, guess the top is in.
If I got cancer I'd just throw myself off a bridge.
I'd rather people remember me as relatively healthy than as a bald skeleton who has to get checked for bed sores every 6 hours. Luckily no one in my family has ever gotten cancer.
That was how Robin Williams felt regarding his dementia and why he took his life, but people just joked about him dying from autoerotic asphyxiation instead.
Imagine dying to cancer?
Fricking homosexual
He was vaxxed, wasn’t he?
>cancer
just fast lol
like stop eating sugar lmao
modern medicine is a fricking joke
1v1 me scrub
How fake is cancer in the heart you idiots