>But here's the problem: real people don't jump.
>A jump in everyday life is an event. If you don't do parkour or some simpler physical activity, there's a good chance you'll never jump in your life. Never ever. Not everyone will dare to jump even over a puddle on the sidewalk. It’s too extraordinary an act, and for some it’s physically difficult.
>The game character, on the contrary, jumps willingly because it costs him nothing and is not very awkward in front of the NPC. And in an attempt to achieve verisimilitude, we come to the opposite effect: the perception of “ourselves” in game reality moves away from the “living self” even further. This means that if we want the player to actively empathize with his hero and identify with him, jumping will have to be removed.
Let's face it: most video games don't need jumping because it ruins the immersion.
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>real people don't jump.
Am I... not real?
I'm sorry that you had to find out this way.
Just jumped IRL (in real life) AMA
Even his own camera man couldn't be bothered to look at his cringe flip lol.
never ever do something for a woman and then switch targets when it fails. instant sahara pussy as you reveal yourself to be a moronic desperate moron willing to openly signal "you weren't my first choice but i'm not here to be choosy"
They'll stop doing it when it stops working. You're underestimating the dynamics between women. They'll do all kinds of stupid shit out of pettiness or vindictiveness as long as it makes them feel superior to their "friends".
show me evidence it works first and maybe then i'll be willing to speak on that assumption
Taken a look at the population growth of India? Do you think all of that is because of arranged marriages?
okay so you have none and you also are completely braindead as to the difference between "women" and "walking female poo creatures"
had the man in the webm been fricking with his poo ladies I would not have commented
You have no idea how to pick up women cold. You don't even try. What's your strategy? To do nothing? Something, no matter how stupid or hair brained it is, will always be more successful than nothing. You have no experience with women if you think all of them reject corny advances. Having no shame will get you far more pussy than you think.
wierd response when my original assertion was "do what you want but don't instantly change who it's directed at when they reject you"
i said nothing about what you've sperged out about in your post. if you want to argue with your own hallucinations, do it in notepad and save the internet bandwidth
>bro don't be a desperate homosexual that hits on multiple women with one approach
>"SO WHAT? JUST DIE ALONE FOREVER? YEAH OKAY INCEL"
Jesus christ anon what nerve did he hit?
Based on every shred of knowledge I have on India?
Yes.
arranged marriages and rape, yes
Good for them. That's undoubtedly one of those tourist scams where if they accept the toy, they end up a victim of sex trafficking.
look at the nose on that broad
Do you jump with more of a "Hup!" or a "HUH"?
HAI
it's kind of a "HOO-HAH"
Im not that anon but i know a guy called trent that does the HUH! thing when jumping.
Good for the girls. Try-hards dont deserve attention, especially when theyre just doing it for their TikTok
What is he thinking?
hitler if he shitskin
I can jump in real life so I should be able to jump in the game.
The real reason it's there is a remnant of Super Mario Bros. where jumping was the main mechanic and Mario IS video games to hundreds of millions of people. Thus, if there is a video game, usually you can jump in it.
Not all games need a jump, see survival horror games. But it's an extremely obese mindset to think jumping is a big deal.
If you don't do parkour or some simpler physical activity, there's a good chance you'll never jump in your life. Never ever.
It's not like you jump every day but certainly a few times a year if you ever do anything outside
>doesn't jump out of bed everyday
ngmi
I jump every day, and not always because of exercise.
I'd jump down every stair set I could if the police and everyone around didn't think I'm some rapist or thief on the run or something.
Skill issue. I bet you were that kid in school who was always late to class because you never learned to BLJ and bhop like the rest of us.
Whats a blj or bhop? Do they involve skateboards or bikes?
This shit moronic. I'm 34 tomorrow and I jump puddles, dog turds, bugs, w.e on a somewhat regular basis. I hop over those little medians with rocks or grass at stores cause I don't like tracking through them like an butthole very often.
>Whats a blj or bhop?
You're tardy again. What's your excuse this time?
games where I can skip??????
These realism gays are so gay.
DUDE IT'S SO REALISTIC IT'S NOT ACTUALLY REALISTIC ANYMORE.
Why are indians like this?
Dirt people
>jump in front of NPCs
>get 1 star for disorderly conduct
Thanks, realism!
>>A jump in everyday life is an event. If you don't do parkour or some simpler physical activity, there's a good chance you'll never jump in your life. Never ever. Not everyone will dare to jump even over a puddle on the sidewalk. It’s too extraordinary an act, and for some it’s physically difficult.
this is the saddest thing i've read all day.
I detest people who have this insanely overtuned physical body, a fricking miracle of nature, and they just refuse to utilize it.
i'm a mostly sedentary vidya playing office worker but i HATE when i get chubby, i ramp up physical activity when my jowls get flabby, and i could never ever live a life where i can't just leap across an obstacle or hop down from a high place without injury.
Sad. Sad sad sad.
Oh yeah? Jump over that chair from a standing position if you're a bigger chad than Bill Gates.
how many seconds penalty if i bump it on the way over?
I love Guild Wars 1 but a lot of people hate it because you can't jump in it so I think the quote is right.
>Jumping consumes stamina
And OP was never heard from again
Doesn't change the point.
In real life you don't jump not because of your limited stamina but because it's weird to jump and people will stare at you.
every step is a small jump
Wrong. A jump is when both feet are in the air.
Don't mind me, just performing a really long jump.
Point taken, let me rephrase it. Jumping is when the body is not touching the ground and is not acted upon any force other than gravity (i.e. is in freefall).
brb, going for a nice long jump
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All games with an interactive environment need to have a jump, swim and run move.
>for some it's physically difficult
Physical activity in video games should be removed so that hamplanet tranoid reddit mods can feel included.
first they came for boss fights
then they came for action combat
now, they come for jumping
Jumping still exists because no one has made climbing mechanics that aren't a clunky mess.
>no one has made climbing mechanics that aren't a clunky mess
I like how Breath of the Wild has mindbroken Ganker to such a critical degree that we're just going to flat out pretend it doesn't exist and didn't directly influence dozens of games with its exploration mechanics.
>press forward
>make many stops on tiny 50 degree slopes that the game lets you stand still on if it's raining
wow
Breath of the Wild is a piece of shit but it was tendies first exposure to physics in a videogame so it blew their minds.
eric, you got raped
because most games make you jump to clear any obstacle more than a couple inches high
>if we want the player to actively empathize with his hero and identify with him
>actively empathize
Define this
>>But here's the problem: real people don't walk, much less sprint
>Every american uses some sort of vehicle for basic movement. Average american doesn't ruin their body by something so strenuous as "walking". For *slightly overweight* it is even impossible.
>As we know land outside america doesn't really exist and day by day transport outside is by a car. Anything outside that scope ruins the immersion of an average player and remains in an absurdist fantasy.
kek one day some YouTuber will unironically make an hour long video essay about this.
If you jump you are fake person. But no if you jump right now it doesn't count because you read this suggestion and had a reason to jump, in real life for some reason people are not required to jump, even tho that would be fun.
>"Jumping" is a core part of videogames. From Super Mario to Super Mario 3, it allows the player to move upwards, forwards, upwards and forwards.
What terminally online chair warmer wrote this lmao
How fricking fat are you. Go to the gym you lardass good for nothing piece of shit.
I don't want to waste my time body building.
You wouldn't be able to if you tried either, you good for nothing moron.
I'm pretty high IQ so I'm able to do anything I put my mind to. It's just that some things are not worth the time or effort.
the director of xiv said one of the biggest issues the 1.0 version had is there was no jumping, you know what purpose jumping has in that game? absolutely nothing, nada, 0. Why'd he do it? Because people want to jump, now go find the nearest bridge and do it irl.
Is this the thread?
They're really trying to take jumping away from us now
>the perception of “ourselves” in game reality moves away from the “living self” even further. This means that if we want the player to actively empathize with his hero and identify with him, jumping will have to be removed.
this is what happens when you decide to give a degree with anyone who shows up with a pulse and a check.
What is the source for this statement
My uncle who works at nintendo.
OP here, I use a mobility scooter to get across.
I'm also trans btw.
No, I mean like, what statement is being quoted. Who is saying this. Did OP just make it up and post it in a way to make it seem like a dev or studio was saying it?
Why is it that serious tho? Games don’t need to be 100% realistic, just fun. Jumping solves a lot of problems and opens up lots of different opportunities. So why not
>most video games don't need jumping because it ruins the immersion.
Most video games need jumping because jumping several times your height is an extremely easy implementation in place of climbing and vaulting over short obstacles and walls.
Jumping in video games is extremely serious business
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Time to go jump rope and hit the heavybag, the suggestion that jumping is too hard for some people has sufficiently motivated me to workout today.
Can americans really not jump?
buildings too weak, they'd fall through the floor
Real Americans and their slaves can jump.
Only the American'ts are unable to jump.
>umm ackshually people don't jump that much in real life
Answer me honestly, any of you: have you ever been turned off of a game because you were able to jump?