Sony is the epitome of Apple products with those features. Yeah, it may be $200 which is an affordable hardware, but what's the point if you're limited on the use?
The most common response I keep seeing from people who will get it is that they dont always have access to their TV's because of their partners and or kids.
>wife cucks you off of the TV >take Sony portal to play in your room >she's trying to watch the tv >WHIRRRRRRRRRR >she can't focus because the PS5 sounds like a jet engine >she turns it off >you couldn't save because of the input lag I know sonygays don't have wives but play along
I know you mongoloids have never felt a female’s embrace, but you may conceivably want to be next to your girl while you game and she watches whatever.
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Watch the same show together? Yeah. Play a game together? Yeah. Play a single-player game while the other person watches? Yeah.
Sit next to each other and mentally focus on 2 sperate things? That's just weird and lonely.
I legit can't think about any sort of niche for this. I guess if you just HAVE to play the latest movie on your porch or patio. It can't even do cloud gaming. It's literally just 200 bucks to play the games you already have, but laggier and shittier looking.
I am beyond baffled by this thing.
I know that it's a pathological need for Sony to copy everything Nintendo does hardware-side since the late 90s, but at least keep copying the shit that worked, man.
The vita predates the wii-u though, all this screen is, is something similar to the PSOne portable screen where it's entirely optional. It's not supposed to be a new console or system.
Clearly Mr. Ryan forgot how many people who bought PS4/5 were outside touching grass as he used to explain why their sales sucked more than the other two during the pandemic.
I get the use case of some cashed-up Black person playing NBA on the toilet, but Sony are tone deaf if they think they will sell many of these. PS5 has more accessories than it does exclusives.
Would be nice if it gets put on clearance for $50 and jailbroken to run android.
nintendo just keeps winning
Imagine holding the Portal's grips and running your knee through its screen
Did PlayStation just announce a Wii U game pad
yes
No, it's worse in every way it could be.
Sony is the epitome of Apple products with those features. Yeah, it may be $200 which is an affordable hardware, but what's the point if you're limited on the use?
>Sony is the epitome of Apple products with those features
There's a reason why they're called the apple of vidya.
Because Jim Ryan is literally an undercover agent for Nintendo and he's actively trying to kill Playstation
Snoys are beyond delusional
How can a device that has to do so little have such a short battery life?
For the same reasons the Switch Pro controller lasts 30-40~ hours but the Dualsense 6-9~ hours.
Some people out there really want to play Playstation games without being forced to sit in front of their TV.
The most common response I keep seeing from people who will get it is that they dont always have access to their TV's because of their partners and or kids.
>wife cucks you off of the TV
>take Sony portal to play in your room
>she's trying to watch the tv
>WHIRRRRRRRRRR
>she can't focus because the PS5 sounds like a jet engine
>she turns it off
>you couldn't save because of the input lag
I know sonygays don't have wives but play along
>so poor you only have one TV
>still purchase $500 console and $200 accessory
Checks out.
>can literally get a 50" 4k tv for 220$
maybe they have enough room in their house/apartment?
You surely have more than one room in your apartment with a wall and an outlet, right? Right?
>have to make a cuck shed to play your games
glad i don't have a c**t of a wife
I know you mongoloids have never felt a female’s embrace, but you may conceivably want to be next to your girl while you game and she watches whatever.
Watch the same show together? Yeah. Play a game together? Yeah. Play a single-player game while the other person watches? Yeah.
Sit next to each other and mentally focus on 2 sperate things? That's just weird and lonely.
The cult of playstation doesnt care. They will consoom.
Name one (1) gaming platform that doesn't have a cult.
n-gage
>can't have a single conservation about the n-gage without someone stretching their anus
yeah right?!
Literally every single one other than Sony and maybe melee.
Nintendo
>hikakin is the face of le sony man
weird
Is that the Chinese Austin Powers?
I legit can't think about any sort of niche for this. I guess if you just HAVE to play the latest movie on your porch or patio. It can't even do cloud gaming. It's literally just 200 bucks to play the games you already have, but laggier and shittier looking.
FRICK THE SWITCH!
Oink oink
I am beyond baffled by this thing.
I know that it's a pathological need for Sony to copy everything Nintendo does hardware-side since the late 90s, but at least keep copying the shit that worked, man.
Sony is trying to get back into the handheld market only to fail even worse than when they released the PSP Vita.
The vita predates the wii-u though, all this screen is, is something similar to the PSOne portable screen where it's entirely optional. It's not supposed to be a new console or system.
200 burgerbucks to turn the piss5 into a pissU
>4 hour battery for a streaming tablet
is it running off fricking AA batteries how are they making it drain that fast?
One on the right will have to be online all the time soon thanks to dunovo
It lets me play my huge P̶S̶5̶ PS4 catalog on the g̶o̶ toilet
>paying $200 for just a tiny screen
>a LCD 1080p60 tiny screen
Clearly Mr. Ryan forgot how many people who bought PS4/5 were outside touching grass as he used to explain why their sales sucked more than the other two during the pandemic.
I get the use case of some cashed-up Black person playing NBA on the toilet, but Sony are tone deaf if they think they will sell many of these. PS5 has more accessories than it does exclusives.
Would be nice if it gets put on clearance for $50 and jailbroken to run android.