>button masher combat + press circle to epic. >marvel quips every 5 seconds. >japanese humor cringe dancing

>button masher combat + press circle to epic
>marvel quips every 5 seconds
>japanese humor cringe dancing
>voice acting sounds extremely amateurish, even for the time
>story is fricking stupid
>even the music sucks
what do people here even fellate this shit here for?

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    YOU'RE NOT ALEXANDER

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    masher combat + press circle to epic
    quips every 5 seconds
    Now you know why all the weebgoys love it.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I come from Ganker and /misc/ ..sometimes I go on here when banned from other boards. This is the second time I come here and see this game trashed here. I don't know much about the whole video game culture shit but this right here is one hell of a game. I played this once back in 06 when my brother's friend let us borrow it for a night..yep a single night... didn't forget about the game all those years despite only playing it for about two hours that night. Past few years I've been going back and playing some games I played when I was growing up and playing some games I never played due to reasons...I played this last year properly and beat the whole game. One of the best experiences I had playing a game. I think this is just some kid who didn't grow up when the entertainment industry was at its peak taking out his aggressions due to missing out.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      youre not familiar with people deriding something facetiously because they didnt personally enjoy it? from Ganker and /misc/? yeah okay

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      One of the "secrets" to a successful Ganker thread is insulting a game so people come to defend it. It's unfortunately, but "I like game" threads do not do nearly as well as "I don't like game" threads

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      is there not bait on Ganker and /misc/?

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >what do people here even fellate this shit here for?
    cos it's resident evil 4 except you dont have guns and can only punch and wrestle.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >button masher combat
    outed as a moron before his post could even get going

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    meds

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Filtered

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    IGN severely underrated it and it's by a beloved development team so Ganker has to massively overrate it to appear like they have exceptional taste in video games.

    It's just okay, but it was just okay at a time when people weren't as comfortable admitting that Mikami and Kamiya were capable of utter failures in the action genre.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It's just okay

      Nope
      It has probably the best gameplay of any game in this genre
      Only weak parts are useless shit like plot and graphics

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >button masher combat
    didn't even bother reading the rest of your trash

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    it being an actual game sort of helps

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I AM ALEXANDER was the secret code all along
    Biggest payoff for a bit in gaming

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Funny

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The level thing sucks and only hard mode is good since it locks it to lvldie

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hispanics are the majority of this board now.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      i love mexican food and cute hispanic gamer men

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wish. Hispanics are the least cucked people out there.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >t. disgusting Hispanic

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      correction: Latino Americans, specifically ethnic Mexicans and they are possibly the most based people on earth.

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    masher combat + press circle to epic
    It's the thinking man's beat-em-up. Customizing an efficient combo is basic criteria for success. You didn't play the game.
    quips every 5 seconds
    You didn't play the game.
    humor cringe dancing
    The ending movie was kino. You didn't play the game.
    acting sounds extremely amateurish, even for the time
    It was a'ight. You didn't play the game.
    is fricking stupid
    That's the idea. You didn't play the game.
    >>even the music sucks
    I'm so sorry for your shit taste in music. You didn't play the game.

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Button masher
    You played on easy

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >stunlocking
      >hit and run cuckery because you will get one shot otherwise
      >enemies stand around doing nothing the second they aren't stunned or on the floor
      what a joke of a game

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >enemies stand around doing nothing the second they aren't stunned or on the floor
        You didn't play the game.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Look at this guy letting people hit him and b***hing about them being cucks because they try to avoid getting hit

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm never playing this game, though it looks comfy, i think the minor bad point is the camera

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The controls and camera take getting used to but they're great. The camera is in the perfect spot to read enemies.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >comfy
        dont worry, it was never meant to be enjoyed by women to begin with

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >counterhits with special properties
    >Trips
    >Juggles
    >Launches
    >Wallsplat loops
    >A billion cancels
    >~120 moves with no handholding
    >"Secret" moves only shown in the manual
    It's unironically too fast and complex for 99% of people.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Level Die is 2hard4me

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Easy and to a lesser extent Normal allow you to be a bit freeform. You can have a wacky combo, lean hard on sidesteps, use meme attacks like granny smacker, challenge big groups, etc.

        Between enemies being at turbo speed, countering 100% of the time when able, and doing 30% of your health minimum on each strike Hard demands you play optimally and safely. If you aren't duck-cancelling every guard-break and keeping aggro to a minimum and abusing launches and juggles whenever possible you're going to get completely fricked even on the first stage.

        I recently saw a streamer try to go from a normal run where he never hit level 3 straight to hard mode.
        Stage 1 took 6 hours and nearly 400 continues.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I miss manuals

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>"Secret" moves only shown in the manual
      WHAT?!
      ...so That explaind why i never saw the shoryuken at the shop,huh?

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't care
    Post your favorite OST

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Beat me to it.
        Masafumi Takada can do no wrong, especially with "rival" fight music.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kino

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      THAT LIST IS TOO FRICKIN LONG
      FIFTY FIFTY SPLIT
      IT'S YOUR MOVE

      ?si=SYOE4ZWhnEy0Q4ZU

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Although I still love this song, I can't hear it the same way ever since someone posted a particular thread about it containing only an image and no text except the link.
      If you want to never look at the same way again, reveal the spoiler:

      It was a picture of Cartman

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Get your feet OFF MY TABLE

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're not a human, are you?

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    they've never played it

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You didn't play the game.

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    SPANK SPANK SPANK SPANK SPANK SPANK SPANK SPANK
    GO BACK TO HELL GO BACK TO HELL GO BACK TO HELL

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    God Hand is simply not actually fun to play at all. Play a real beat em up like Spikeout.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Here's your (You) moron

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do some of these webm's have the colors blown out
    Are they using sweetfx or something

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    how does this emulate?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Very well on the newest nightlies. You might need to turn off vsync or experiment with the different de-interlacing options to minimize input delay.

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anybody knows where can I download the OST in full? The Nyaa torrent for the OST was long dead.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Your best bet is probably ripping the YouTube uploads

      >>"Secret" moves only shown in the manual
      WHAT?!
      ...so That explaind why i never saw the shoryuken at the shop,huh?

      Yep, there's five moves built into your kit at all times and they're all absurdly useful

      Triangle while ducking is a sweep that's amazing for counterhitting and tripping enemies doing long high combos (like the kung fu dudes)
      Forward+Triangle in front of an enemy on the ground is a chargeable heel kick that pops them up
      Triangle after that heel kick is another kick that knocks them high up into a juggle state
      Back+triangle when an enemy is juggled high is shoryuken
      Forward+triangle when an enemy is juggled high is a jumping roundhouse

      You can see all of them in use except the shoryu here:

      >Button masher
      You played on easy

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >walked past this game at a dozen times at gamestop as a kid, scoffing at its goofy ass box-art
    >play it for the first time earlier this year
    >now one of my favorite games of all time and is my go to "beat the shit out of something" comfort game

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Tool assisted
      Get that shit out of here

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        How can you tell?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Inhuman reactions and zero defense are the usual signs. People that do tool assisted videos are never subtle about it.
          God Hand in particular has a problem with tool assisted videos making people misunderstand how the game is actually played

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >inhuman reactions
            Come on DSP don't be like this. Just come out of the closet, no one will make fun of you. Everyone sucks at video-games at some point.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Inhuman reactions and zero defense are the usual signs. People that do tool assisted videos are never subtle about it.
        God Hand in particular has a problem with tool assisted videos making people misunderstand how the game is actually played

        >half-decent gameplay
        >inhuman reactions
        >Tool-assisted
        this is bait, but I'll take it as a complement, anon.

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder Fight N Rage sucks

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    the amount of newbies in this thread getting filtered by a game more than a decade old is insane. shame they cant enjoy a good game though.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      gene should have used his 3rd leg to beat her

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >implying that he wouldnt after getting both godhands

        foolishness

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >literally a single person shitposting about it
      >everyone else likes it

  28. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >what do people here even fellate this shit here for?
    cause we're not game journalists anon. we actually play video games.

  29. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >button masher combat + press circle to epic
    OP plays the game in literally the most boring way possible and selectively ignores 90% of the game mechanics like a moron.
    >marvel quips every five seconds
    Lies to make the game look bad
    >japanese humor cringe dancing
    >voice acting sounds extremely amateurish, even for the time
    >Story is fricking stupid
    That's the point? You aren't supposed to take most of the things that happen in this game seriously. Do you watch a blazing saddles expecting the same tone as 3:10 to Yuma?
    >Even the music sucks
    disagreed

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/tg7jkkx.jpg

      >button masher combat + press circle to epic
      >marvel quips every 5 seconds
      >japanese humor cringe dancing
      >voice acting sounds extremely amateurish, even for the time
      >story is fricking stupid
      >even the music sucks
      what do people here even fellate this shit here for?

      Fun Fact: the IGN reviewer never figured out that guard breaking was a thing. He would walk up to an enemy, mash until he got parried, backflip away, and repeat.

  30. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that americans literally and genuinely cannot comprehend a game being goofy and wacky without it being LE META

  31. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do we have a proper action game thread without THOSE people ruining it?

  32. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    stand still OP

  33. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    You posted the wrong picture DMC5 gay. Stop projecting and accept DMC5 is mid af

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >mid af
      ?????

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