Buying a switch has been the biggest mistake of my life.
I’m stuck between no games or pay $70 for half baked shitty ports. I haven’t owned a Nintendo console in 20 years and now I wish I’d stayed that way.
Nintendo is only good for emulation and nothing else. I will never in my own life own a Nintendo product (legally) in my life.
I like my switch, i just wish there was a Palworld port for it.
>wasting 300 dollars was the biggest mistake of my life
Are u 12?
I couldn't play the switch for more than 30 mins without my hands cramping up. sold it to a friend.
High level smash bros is hell in handheld mode. But God it's so comfy never leaving the bed
it's not comfy at all unless you have small hands
>High level
Lol.
I just know you're ass at the game.
Kind of person who rolls at ledge exclusivly.
Kind of person who up-bs out of shield on any hit.
Kind of person who never techs.
Kind of person who can't DI right.
Kind of person who drifts into a charging smash attack.
Kind of homie who never plays in arenas.
Kind of person who spams moves like flare blitz.
Kind of person who buffers their double jump while being comboed and then ends up wasting it immediately.
Kind of person who can't punish rolls.
Kind of person who can't ledge cancel anything.
Kind of person that thinks a rar is too hard.
Kind of person who can't land a sweetspot down air.
Kind of person who can't mix up their recovery.
Kind of person to SD after getting fricked on their first stock.
Kind of person who is ass.
Take a shower stinky
>recommended a smash video on youtube
>let the thumbnail play
>homosexual poster does lots of little short hops or unnecessary dashdancing - the classic "I want to show people I totally know what I'm doing" moves
>run up, shield, roll backwards
>scroll away
You just know he's one of these guys
Switch is unironically the worst (alleged) gaming device ever created, and that's saying something
play the infinite newly released indie games if you want new shit nintendo only releases a couple new games per year
Could sell the switch buy a used pc and emulate the entire Nintendo line
Same could be said of any previous system
>emulating the switch on a $300 laptop/pc
Literally impossible.
a Steam Deck is $300
That's a good point. I hadn't considered a deck. I was thinking of shit tier chromebooks or cheap windows pcs, but yeah a deck can run every tendie game.
This the Snoytroony thread?
>REEEEE, YOURE NOT WORHSUP8NG BINGTENDO ANS SLIEPRING THE SLOP
The final fantasy pixel remaster is comfy to play on switch and on sale right now
at least you only paid a 300 dollar entry fee to play timeless classics.
Portal > deck > a literal phone > shitch
The one you posted is the only “bad” port and even then it still sold well for a Mario collection. The other remakes have QOL changes and new content added to make them worth buying again.
If buying a $300 console was the worst mistake of your life, you really have got to reevaluate what you consider significant.
You sound poor
Can't you jailbreak it and get all the games for free?
I have a physical of this game (opened). Should I resell it?
>$130 for fricking mario all stars
my local best buys and walmarts were selling this years after they were supposedly discontinued, do scalpers really?
there is literally a flash cart now
Has it even shipped yet? I don't want to take a chance until we know yet whether people get banned.
Nintendo will definitely ban people. But also innocent people. The used game market is basically dead after this thing drops.
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Didnt read
get a paper clip
get free games
profit
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>Waaagh! I need to pirate games because I'm a worthless poorgay
Heh, loser. You'll find no sympathy here. I bought a Limited Edition Deck and it's collecting dust along with my Switch and PS5, bet you'd have fun with those.
Play games that are actually fun and affordable, or do research on new games and systems before buying.
>"I need to pirate games, because I...because I say so!"
Pirategays and their shit takes will have no sympathy here. Back to F95 with you.
>buying a switch
Prove it.
>Buying a switch has been the biggest mistake of my life.
Gotta wonder how incredible your life must be to say something like this, even if I considered the switch bad.
could be worse anon
i bought PS5 and it has unplayable input lag in all games
literal 500 dollar paperweight
dogshit for plex too
im never buying sony again lol i shouldve bougbt a new ps4 to replace my broken one
it is literally worse than playing android games with a phone controller
ds5 works on pc no idea wtf sony is doing