*buys TPC*. How will?

*buys TPC*
How will /vp/ react?

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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    it would be funny

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    He'll rename Pokemon to X.monster

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Foreigners can't buy Japanese companies per their laws.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tell me who owns SNK again?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pls cite this law of yours, because at this point I'm convinced it's a fake rumor

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Given his big brain move on that twitter deal, he'd likely end up signing his life away to Game Freak and Nintendo for the "privilege" of making pokémon tat endlessly till he dies and equation becomes the owner (who'll actually give a frick about being mandated to make pokémon tat).

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Buy V ( formerly know as Pokemon)
    >Launch the game you have to pay 5 dollars just because "haha maybe you are a bot lol"
    >Can buy a Checkmark
    >the checkmark also give you new exclusive pokemon ( Ai generated) of course if you don't paid each months you can't use them.
    >"Frick you I play this shit on Showdown"
    >No no no buddy Showdown is Banned.
    >World Championship give you a one month free Checkmark

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    As if the games couldn't become any worse.

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    He'd probably do something dumb like gear the games almost 100% towards competitive. Making the campaign essentially a pipeline towards comp, and then make things like vitamins and bottlecaps hard to get and obtainable with microtransactions and same for customization items.

    Insult him all you want but he's shown he knows how to monetize a userbase.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >gear the games almost 100% towards competitive
      I bet not a single shitmon would be buffed.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Making the campaign essentially a pipeline towards comp
      Modern Pokemon already does this.

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just hope he invests in minoxidil so he can grow better facial hair, that shit just looks bad.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      He took his beard and put it into the scalp tho
      homie was balding hard

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Happiness. Even though Musk has terrible taste in memes the fact he pretends to be antiwoke should scare off enough people for the franchise to become good again.

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    didn’t furgays jump when he bought it? maybe it’ll fix the pokefricker problem

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick off Elon, your memes suck

    • 6 months ago
      Elon Musk

      Ok.

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