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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    literally yellow

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    post her panties

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry no panties on vp

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        But I need to see panties to be satistfied

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          /trash/ is there for you

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        why is she such a damn brat? Did they not have correction back then?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I guess not, Good thing the protagonist is from the future

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Do you think she wants to help us make a family?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          cute

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Lucas' face

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Wait a fricking minute, where the hell is this from?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            OpenAI's AI beta but unfortunately I've used up my free trial

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              How long does a free trial last?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                you get 18 dollar's worth of free generations or 3 months, whichever runs out first, though they do make you provide a phone number if you try to sign up though and it's somewhat limited in what you can input

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              So where's the rest of your AI-generated story, anon?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Unfortunately you can't generate actual stories like with the other writing AIs, only an opening based on the prompt used which is usually a handful of sentences, maybe a paragraph at most, it flat out stops you from asking it to add more to it so the only thing that can be done is ask it to regenerate a different output

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              So, even AI fap to e-girls right? Proof that e-girlphilia exists in nature

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Only bawds and prostitutes wore panties in that era.
      A young girl like her would not even know what panties are.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      now post the one without towels

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I would steal their towels and sniff them

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I want the one with the braviary to just nonstop say weird shit to me while we snuggle in the nude for warmth on the frozen tundra.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Would impregnate all

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'd love to smell inside her boots

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        imagine if she caught you doing it and teased you about it

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          This is the true reason Arceus brought us back in time

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            To get away with molesting little girls in a time with no phone cameras or proper police work

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              she wouldn't tell either way if you did a good enough job to that she enjoys it

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I bet you if someone actually did discover time travel, we'd never hear about it, they'd just head straight to the past and do just that.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >in a time with no phone cameras
              UM EXCUSE ME, WHAT IN ARCEUS' NAME DID YOU JUST SAY?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                WHo tf draws this? I haven't seen anyone since Legends Arceus' release draw this in the /vp/ drawthread.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >not the heckin wholesome drawthreaderino!

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Seriously, where did you get these?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Classified info, sport.
                You and I both know that no pictures existed before drawthreads.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Whatever man, go frick yourself

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Don't mind if I do, little Black person buddy.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                We have the only one so pretty much yeah

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I can't believe gave us our own CP recording equipment

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The Poke god is a person of culture

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Why do you think people will think of all the evidence once you die and it gets put in a museum or something?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                'm so bum it

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It doesn't have a visible camera though

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                If Arceus ever decides to send you back(it won't), it's taking it's upgraded Phone with it, including whatever you recorded with it.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              They hanged people for less worse

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      she looks like a goober idiot!!!!!!!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        But she fricks good.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          How do you know?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Offered two dubwools and a ponyta to her family

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Are those dubwools and ponyta in the room with us right now?

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine how easy it would be to get away with ramming her dicky in the colonial era Hokkaido mountains

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes! also I'm pretty sure it was acceptable for older men to take young wives back in those days too.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Japan's "Romeo & Juliet" is considered to be a 16th century bunraku doll play of a poor man falling in love with an upperclass noblewoman, which goes against the strict caste system of the time, so they would end up committing suicide to be together forever.
        It was also a relationship between a 40 year old man and a 13 year old girl but that part was just seen as normal

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Wonder why its not acceptable anymore

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes! also I'm pretty sure it was acceptable for older men to take young wives back in those days too.

      Yee.
      As long as you're roughly her class or better, literally all you have to do is find someone nominally responsible for her, tell them what's happening, be prepared to finalize any trade or payment they decide you need and if you can show them her excited to play the pop up pirate game with you, and that you intend to spoil her with more than just your penis that's a bonus.

      Hate the game, not the player.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This gave me an erection despite not being written erotically

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Well if we make it to endgame, we literally have an aspect of god in our pocket, surely that makes us worthy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes! also I'm pretty sure it was acceptable for older men to take young wives back in those days too.

      [...]
      Yee.
      As long as you're roughly her class or better, literally all you have to do is find someone nominally responsible for her, tell them what's happening, be prepared to finalize any trade or payment they decide you need and if you can show them her excited to play the pop up pirate game with you, and that you intend to spoil her with more than just your penis that's a bonus.

      Hate the game, not the player.

      So you admit youd rape a little girl if you could get away with it. Fricking moron. Dont complain when people dont want your dicky threads here.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Self projection is strong with this one

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          stfu fricking moron, you cant ignore the content of this thread. Dumb pedophile, its not because your as smart as a child that you can have sex with them. You should die alone as intended

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You sound like a very dangerous closet pedophile yourself

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Stop projecting, moron. Im not the one talking about fricking a little girl wothout consent and treating here like an object you could trade for a few pokemon to a poor family. Just have a nice day, fricking waste of humanity

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                According to my experiences and reading news, scum pedophiles like you are the one who usually talk like a saint because you are afraid of others finding out who you truly are. Meanwhile, normal Ganker posters would post pedo posts as a cringe joke.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Not in an anonymous board, homosexual. Why the frick would you talk against me if you dont like pedophiles and not against the moron writing about fricking children ? Youre a disingenuous moron. Doesnt matter who I am, doesnt change anything I said. Pedos have to die suffering

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >pedos have to die suffering
                Please proceed to die then. No one cares when a pedo or two kill themselves

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Stop deflecting, dumbass. Yoire clesrly projecting. Why would you insult anyone as pedophile to defend your dicky thread ? Youre not fooling anyone.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Dude you need to arrest yourself. You are a danger to every kid in your town

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Kys pedo

                Yeah, yeah, keep projecting

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Kys pedo

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                dude, stop diddling kids

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Stop jerking off to them

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They hanged people for less worse

        Thought crime about little girls in a fictional fantasy Hokkaido is not a crime

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Doesnt make it moraly right. Only pedo think like that anyway, nobody accept that and everybody agree you should be punish for even thinking that

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        stfu fricking moron, you cant ignore the content of this thread. Dumb pedophile, its not because your as smart as a child that you can have sex with them. You should die alone as intended

        Stop projecting, moron. Im not the one talking about fricking a little girl wothout consent and treating here like an object you could trade for a few pokemon to a poor family. Just have a nice day, fricking waste of humanity

        Not in an anonymous board, homosexual. Why the frick would you talk against me if you dont like pedophiles and not against the moron writing about fricking children ? Youre a disingenuous moron. Doesnt matter who I am, doesnt change anything I said. Pedos have to die suffering

        Stop deflecting, dumbass. Yoire clesrly projecting. Why would you insult anyone as pedophile to defend your dicky thread ? Youre not fooling anyone.

        Jesus Christ, these posts look like they are written by an actual paedophile...

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Remember, "I'm not a pedophile" is exactly what a pedophile would say

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Exactly right?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Remember, "I'm not a pedophile" is exactly what a pedophile would say

          Dont complain about the posts actually talking about fricking little girls. We all see what youre really defending. morons, it doesnt invalidate anything said here

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            pre pubescent bad, post pubescent good
            simeple as

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Considering how early a lot of girls enter puberty, so 13?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                depends on the girl, i'm only talking about attraction of course

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Depends, there's a lot of personal variability. Worth noting that ON AVERAGE puberty starts a little earlier in girls now than it did 100+ years ago, and late puberty is disproportionately rare. The hormones and pharmaceutical contaminants pretty much everyone in the developed world is exposed to kinda kick starts it. Gay frog chemicals indeed.

                I'd say that 12-15 is a pretty solid range.
                Personally, I'd wait until 14, 15 either way, just because pregnancy has a pretty high mortality rate if experienced right at age 12, 13, 14, the body just can't handle it.
                And I don't want my cute and funny wife to die, I want to snuggle and cuddle more.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's not rape if it's consensual.

        If you want to declare that human beings beneath an arbitrary age limit, not at all tied to biology or psychology, are not sapient beings, and should be treated as property, that's more on you.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's pretty surprising to think that before phones and globalization were a thing
          (a bit earlier, I would tell like before the mid 1990s)
          People in a lot of developed countries would accept age gap relationships and 13 as age of consent not so long ago
          Of course not in 'murica or UK, but in the rest of places

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            man, I hate morality nowadays
            it's far more accepted being a homosexual or a troony than being 20few years and frick a 16-18 y. o. girl willing to do it
            Of course it's legal, but people say things and it gets annoying

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >colonial era
      Anon. It's contemporaneous to the US civil war.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        And that's contemporaneous to the Japanese colonization of the island of Hokkaido(OR AS I LIKE TO CALL IT, Occupied Ezo)
        We're not talking about westoid history. That's like saying Sengoku era Mexico.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Sengoku era Mexico
          Honestly that sounds cool. Imagine Aztec samurais decapitating conquistadors

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The only existing accurate depiction of a macuahuitl by an actual witness of it was off a Madrid museum showing of it being held by a suit of samurai armor. It was eventually lost in a fire because Spain is full of morons.
            The educated Christianized sons of Aztec nobles also met with a Japanese man who sailed to Mexico City and converted to Catholicism, barely a generation after the fall of Tenochtitlan
            So yes I have thought about this all before.
            But not as much as dicky

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Mai is older
      jesus

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >we're not actually related
      >but at night we like to pretend we are!
      The absolute fricking state of the Diamond clan.
      The absolute state of fricking in the Diamond clan.

      Glad I chose them.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Sworn siblings have always been a thing, especially in ancient times.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't even remember her. What's wrong with you people?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >not remembering best girl
      >pathetic

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Dude she was literally just another NPC for me lmao

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Who is she supposed to be the ancestor of?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's a good question actually, I hadn't even thought about that

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      My children

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine being in 19th century Hissui and walking around the village with your pregnant daughter-wife Calens like it's perfectly normal

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Remember what "they" took from you.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine talking to her parents again while she's setting on your hard lap with a bloated belly, her parents knowing what you've done at night.
        And that's if you somehow decide to return back to civilization and not go further into settling far in the woods

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >bloated belly
          Bloated and bulging are two different things anon. Bloated belly implies you creampied her with buckets of cum. Bulging belly implies she is carrying your baby.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Legends say that couple founded a small town up north called Sneedville

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >pearl and diamond clan don't combine at the end as the Hisui clan to signify them finally putting their differences aside
    >Hisui isn't renamed Sinnoh at the end
    >you don't go home
    What went so wrong

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >game doesn't end with Adaman going balls deep in Irida
      Why even bother

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My wife

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    What pokegirl isn't

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

      What is MAP girl? Can't find anything on google

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No love for solis? Assuming the position like the bawd she is!!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      A fierce competitor appeared!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      bury face into crotch

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why does she sit like that?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        She's so used to being alone with her husband(me) all the time and getting her dicky filled, that she just opens for easy access and forgets to sit normally and that those girls don't have penises

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >(me)

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i dont understand. why did they make the npc e-girls so sexual??

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Your mental illness did that

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        nah. they're intentionally made sexual.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          My brother in christ, i was just going to post her! she is such a sexy little foot bawd!!!

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Why do you homosexuals are so cringe

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >christcuck is also a pedo
            Like clockwork

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Atheistgay is also a sodomite
              Like clockwork

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That reminds me of the fact that a good leader need to be a good child keeper.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Look at her face and tell me she doesn't consent

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the happy happy cult is here and its little girls this time

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    DUDES
    that's a child
    stop lusting over a child
    weirdos

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Dude that's not a child. That's a fictional character made of polygons and bunch of pixels living in a fictional region on a fictional world. You need meds

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't want to do things to Calens, I want her to do things to me

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >that filename
    B-but what about Akari??? Are you going to extinguish your own lineage?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She is fricked by ugly Ojii-sans in the onsen

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just got an OLED Switch. Honestly surprised how good both this game and Lets go PooPee look on that screen. Both seem to be pretty well catered to handheld mode so it works, very vibrant colors, even with the more muted palette of Legends.

    I'm kind of optimistic about Violet/Scarlet. Not expecting anything amazing, but I think the games will be more solid than Sword and Shield, maybe more on par with Gen 7.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cute and funny

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Adorable and amusing

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Keep the Calens train rolling.
    Best side character.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Just because you want to molest her

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        other way around; i want her to molest me

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wait that was her name? I already forgot

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        "wife"

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Tired of all these "leak" threads. So I'm bumping this dicky thread instead

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wheres the porn?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the porn is in your heart

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    pedo thread

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    any pictures of her butt?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      any pictures of her dicky?

      any pictures of her tummy?

      no that would be weird

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      any pictures of her dicky?

      any pictures of her tummy?

      Only black and white

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    any pictures of her dicky?

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    any pictures of her tummy?

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    live

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's evil backwards.
      This thread is evil.

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I want her to laugh at my small peepee

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just imagine her telling you how her tummy feels funny after taking her to bed and snuggling with her.
    Just imagine her giggling as you kiss her feet and tickle her thighs.
    Just imagine her rubbing her crotch as a new feeling fills her.
    Just imagine tasting the light coating of her dew on her fingers.

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=6960742&tags=calens_%28pokemon%29

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    keep the cute and funny alive

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Based blessed thread made e-girlcons fap and closet pedos seething

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pay an artist to draw her

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >page 9

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