Anon you know nothing about southern Italy’s history and it shows
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
yeah, starting with the fact that it was a greek colony, moron
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
There’s an entire cultural divide between the north and south because the south was the only one ruled by greeks whereas the north was ruled by white countries you tard
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
I don't need to, they're right fricking next to each other
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
the people that most harp on about "history :)" only know an incredibly warped view of the middle ages (muslim rule of southern europe) while completely dismissing anything else, its beyond moronic
>the man realizes that they actually depicted him in a contemporary manner, and rather than admit he was wrong continues to shitpost
It's all so tiring.
What's wrong with that? You gays change shit all the time. I'm sure you even have a couple Blacks in the new Hades pantheon. Just let the dude stand up.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
so you dont even know what you are talking about, you admitted it >I'm sure
how about you look up the wiki and check for yourself turbo sperg
/pol/tards don't even know that greeks are tanned as frick especially when you had no sunscreen in the time.
Also the lighting in
clearly indicates he's sitting in the shade.
In their mind not-white = black now.
Completely disregard any logic.
Biggest snowflakes since the SJW morons.
/misc/ lost hard this time lol.
This game designs have issue but Black folk and disables live rent free in their minds they can't think of anything else.
chariots are just wheelchairs with horses or dogs or whatever
i'll give you that image has some horses or animals pulling it along like a chariot (in your head)
chariots are just wheelchairs with horses or dogs or whatever
i'll give you that image has some horses or animals pulling it along like a chariot (in your head)
/pol/tards don't even know that greeks are tanned as frick especially when you had no sunscreen in the time.
Also the lighting in
clearly indicates he's sitting in the shade.
In their mind not-white = black now.
Completely disregard any logic.
Biggest snowflakes since the SJW morons.
>literally a chair on wheels getting pulled by snakes with wings
concession accepted
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Yes and by your logic Saturn, the god depicted in that image, is disabled.
Unless you're a phoneposting homosexual you're probably sat at a computer desk reading this right now. Does that make you a cripple as well?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>Hephaestus is disabled in myth >"wheeled chairs" existed as a concept in ancient Greece >OH SO BY YOU'RE LOGIC ALL PEOPLE WHO SIT IN CHAIRS ARE DISABLED HUH
You are actually insane and moronic.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>OH SO BY YOU'RE LOGIC ALL PEOPLE WHO SIT IN CHAIRS ARE DISABLED HUH
Yes, that is the argument you're putting forward by insisting that a seated chariot is due to a disability.
why would the prosthetics made by idiot mortals be comparable to that of an immortal god? this is the wheelchairs in world of warcraft joke repeated. Trying to make wheelchairs look epic to cheer up the terminally handicapped pushed by mentally handicapped leftists who function off peer acceptance alone
If they do, they're both lazy homosexuals and vain cripples. 0 exceptions.
I'm starting to think the only handicapped person here is you. Mentally.
Notice how they change their attacks from >He shouldn't be black and disabled
to >He's a god so he shouldn't be tanned and disabled on a wheelchair
When get proven wrong.
Lol.
Hades was inclusive not woke. It made sense gods would be of various colors. It makes no sense the goddess of beauty would have manjaw. The wheelchair is tolerable pandering at best,
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
This is the first image that comes up when you google search "supermodel"
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
We've really gone downhill if that passes for a supermodel these days.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>This is the first image that comes up when you google search...
when will morons understand that google searches are tailored to your activity + location?
also >im-fricking-plying israelitegle isn't pozzed to hell and back
Which means it wasn't woke. Same for the Super Mario Bros. movie or anything else they worked themselves into a lather over being woke before it made a ton of money.
Oh, its you again.
Let me stomp you like last time.
Mythology and especially Greek mythology has all sorts of reboots and alternate canons. It was basically the capeshit of antiquity. There was a whole sidequest about it in Hades 1.
These stories started as oral tradition in like 1000 BC. There was no hard canon. Look up any mythological figure and there will be 3 or 4 versions of their origin from various cults and writings.
>Hephaestus returns to Olympus from his exile on the shores of the river Oceanus riding a winged chariot-car or chair. The chair is decorated with the heads, wings and tail of a crane. The god carries a double-headed smith's mallet.
/pol/tards don't even know that greeks are tanned as frick especially when you had no sunscreen in the time.
Also the lighting in
clearly indicates he's sitting in the shade.
In their mind not-white = black now.
Completely disregard any logic.
Biggest snowflakes since the SJW morons.
you absolute
[...]
/misc/ lost hard this time lol.
This game designs have issue but Black folk and disables live rent free in their minds they can't think of anything else.
fricking
>gods have to be the same ethnicity as their worshippers despite not being actually human because... they just have to ok?!
I mean they essentially give you a gun as a weapon in the first game. Theres a lot more concerning things than Hephaestus using a wheelchair tbh. I guess he should look uglier but imo fat = ugly
He could still stand which you need to generate any kind of force for smithing. Show me a single wheelchair bound smith that still does smithing manually and doesn't use power hammers and shit. Spoiler alert: you can't because they don't exist because it's literally impossible
what kills me is he does have a limp and they could've just gone with that angle (give him crutches or some shit) without it feeling forced but I guess they thought it wasn't diverse enough so they also made him a fat wheelchair-bound amputee too. its like its not just that its pandering its such overkill pandering in such a ridiculous way
He's got two club feet and his face is mottled and he's balding. He was a metaphor for heavy metal poisoning that smiths got back then.
He was also unfathomably based.
>trapped Hera, Ares, and Aphrodite - other gods had to beg to have them released. >made all of the weapons and armor other gods used, so he was the only god other than Zeus and Zagreus that could use Zeus' Thunderbolts >knew all of the other gods' strengths and weaknesses >was like the only god that TOOK his place on Olympus >was cast out as a newborn for being born crippled, learned to smith down on Earth, then climbed Olympus and got revenge on Hera for casting him down, and in doing so earning him a spot in the pantheon >after dumping his roastie Aphrodite he went and married one of the Graces >associates with all the Chthonic entities >has his own personal golden army of automaton soldiers/forge helpers >is bros with Cyclopes
They think Greeks (and Greek gods) are white because of the statues, BUT they don't know that the colors on the statues fade over hundreds of years.
Basically this whole debate is just /misc/ not knowing ethnicity and mythology but still want to shit on the left.
Didn't know that all the statues turn into white people, with white peoples facial structures and features over time
All of the paintings do this too
Greece was actually a black empire
>They think Greeks (and Greek gods) are white because of the statues, BUT they don't know that the colors on the statues fade over hundreds of years. >meanwhile in ancient greece
All that to prove you know less than the average poltard
it's funny that not only do they race swap gods they don't even swap them ones that make sense. There is no such thing as a smart and insightful black. Ares would be better because blacks love war as is obvious from all their gang violence and disproportionate murder statistics. Or they could make the god of alcohol black and just sipping on whatever purple jungle juice travon was chugging when he got himself killed.
As a person who came from Greece grandparents, I can tell you this would augustly piss off my Actual Greek relatives. I wonder if I should forward this to them. Tell them a bunch of dumb white people are saying that they're black. MY actual still very much alive old ass Aunt who's named Athena would fricking yell their ears off.
I asked this is another thread. Is Ganker full of children or ESLs or what? We learned about Greek myth in school and even if we didn't it just seems to be common knowledge.
Do they not learn who haephastus is in buttfrickistan? Or do they just learn how to shoot tiktoks in modern schooling.
>Is Ganker full of children or ESLs?
yes, you're also not allowed to teach Greek or Roman mythology in conservative schools anymore because it "promotes paganism"
the gods were superior to man in every way they wouldnt look like the lesser mortals
inferior races thought white people were genuinely gods for their glowing white skin and eyes as bright as the sky instead of the mud and shit brown of their own
This impression, just in general, is literally why I didn't even consider buying it.
Who else is here to play some fricking games, and not bend over to receive someone's regurgitated political checklist? >LOOK AT US, WE'RE PROGRESSIVE
Fricking c**ts.
I would still play it because first game is good and I don't care about it being woke or whatever.
Good game is subjective but "being progressive" doesn't mean it's automatically bad.
>immortal greek god is a fat disabled Black person in a wheelchair with a prosthetic leg for some reason despite being in a wheelchair
humiliation ritual
So the biggest /misc/ enemy right now is the group of people who suffer the most - disabled. Didn't your parents teach you anything? How can you be such an uncivilized monkey?
It's a videogame, not a historical documentary. This same game gives you a gun in the first 10 minutes, I didn't hear you whining about "historical accuracy" then.
Honestly people like you are dregs on society, I can't imagine being this sensitive in regards to media.
Did I now?
https://www.theverge.com/23771491/final-fantasy-xvi-diversity-inclusion
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
I'm not arguing if this happened or not, honestly I couldn't care less. I'm telling you it isn't relevant to the conversation we're having. I didn't mention Final Fantasy, not do I care about Final Fantasy. This is what I meant by "winning an imaginary argument". Learn to read to understand the context of words.
>So the biggest /misc/ enemy right now is the group of people who suffer the most - disabled.
A shame. If only we could - end - their suffering all of a sudden and enact certain laws that make their painful existence almost impossible to happen again hahaha wouldn't that be weird?
Ironically leftists still defend eugenics everytime they start arguing in favor of abortion >It's self evident that abortion is fine for cases of incest because of the possible genetics deformities- BUT NOT LIKE THAT CRIPPLES ARE HECKIN VALID!
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Leftists are actualy increasingly torn on this, with queer theory advocating explicitly dysgenic praxis using incest as a vector of social change.
https://link.springer.com/article/10.1007/s12119-021-09856-3
Japan, the answer is obvious moron just make all of your citizens work 20 hour work days 7 days a week until they kill themselves. Keeps population low and their taxes pay for cripple preservation.
Before you suggest this stuff, you should know the nazis targeting those with low IQs as well calling them intellectually disabled, so you'd be on the chopping block as well.
>Literally the same come back
Leftist """""""creativity"""""" everyone.
Before you suggest this stuff, you should know the nazis targeting those with low IQs as well calling them intellectually disabled, so you'd be on the chopping block as well.
I know it was probably meant to push an idology, but I dunno, it works. Demonstrates his technological prowess making a wheelchair, while also referencing his lame leg.
Reminds me of the Morrowind dwarf guy
They go hand in hand. In fact disabled black trans woman has been mockingly used to shit on people pushing for "diversity" for years and its becoming real now
They go hand in hand. In fact disabled black trans woman has been mockingly used to shit on people pushing for "diversity" for years and its becoming real now
>Grouping all issues together because the left is pushing it >Meanwhile the disables didn't actually do anything like the trannies or Black folk >They just exist >Whenever the disables are brought up, instantly bring up trannies and Black folk
The fact that you are unable to separate some issues with other issues and always group them together mean that you can't think of an original thought.
Sure the progressive morons thinking they are helping disables by inserting them into games for brownie points are fricking moronic.
But in the end the disables didn't do anything and you are just being an ass, just because the left decided to "represent" them in games.
/misc/ morons are the easiest people to trigger on this site. A character merely looking black is enough to set them off for months.
It makes sense when you realize their entire political ideology can only exist if there's an enemy. This has morphed into an outrage culture, there always needs to be something new to get mad about or their ideology falls apart. Reactionaries don't exist if they can't react.
I'm gonna be honest with you I got so bored with your post I stopped reading after the first reddit space and started typing this post calling you a homosexual
Say it louder homosexual maybe ill listen next time you forget where you are trying to suck drag queen wiener like this is tumblr without being mocked. Consider returning there.
[...] >Original post talks about disables >Bring up troony and Black person instantly
RENT
FREE
LMAO
Rangeban all pol tourists
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/misc/ lost hard this time lol.
This game designs have issue but Black folk and disables live rent free in their minds they can't think of anything else.
/pol/tards don't even know that greeks are tanned as frick especially when you had no sunscreen in the time.
Also the lighting in
clearly indicates he's sitting in the shade.
In their mind not-white = black now.
Completely disregard any logic.
Biggest snowflakes since the SJW morons.
>They're called Greek... not because they themselves are ethnically Greek >Cultures blended, as did religions and families >What made you Greek depended on where you came from
>be a guy in ancient greece >hmm our gods should represent us and our society >lets view them as black even though we are 99.999% white and the vast majority of us have never seen an ethnicity that wasn't our own.
>lets view them as black even though we are 99.999% white and the vast majority of us have never seen an ethnicity that wasn't our own. >the vast majority of us have never seen an ethnicity that wasn't our own.
Ancient Greece was many things, but insular was not one of them. If you lived in a port (and a large portion of greeks did) you'd even see blacks because they were there to trade hardwood.
No. They'd see phenicians, persians and egyptians or other ethnicities from the Near East and North Africans, trade with people further south and east were rare.
WHY THE FRICK DOES ANTONE NEED A FRICKING PRODSHTEETIC LEG ANF A WHEELCHIAR!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! YPOU OMNLY FRICKING NEED ONE OR THET OTEHRZ!@!@@!@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
literally positive. your legs serve one function and one function only. walking. a prosthetic leg will enable you to do that. and a wheelchair will enable you to do that. there is literally 0 practical reason to ever have both unless your begging for blackrock money.
why would the prosthetics made by idiot mortals be comparable to that of an immortal god? this is the wheelchairs in world of warcraft joke repeated. Trying to make wheelchairs look epic to cheer up the terminally handicapped pushed by mentally handicapped leftists who function off peer acceptance alone
because it looks rad as frick.
most people complaining about this stuff do so with the ones that look like total shit, like just lazily having a real-world wheelchair or those shitty plastic paddle prosthetic legs. nobody complains about pegleg pirates or people with giant robot arms becuase those actually look cool and not just some fat diversity heifer they had sitting around the office scanned into the game
this but unironically
why does an immortal god master inventor need a wheelchair dude
dude could invent an exoskeleton if he wanted wheelchairs are the lamest shit ever you’d try and make seem cool to cheer up a make a wish kid
yeah? what about a person with a prosthetic leg? why do they need a wheelchair? HMM???? WHY do they need a wheelchair anon HMMM???? HMMMMM??????
Exactly.
Because having a shitty, deformed or nonexistent leg is painful and unconfortable?
Same reason people get cosmetic prosethetics, really, it's better then the alternative.
Yes, because in all cultures but the reified leftoid's, in-group preference takes precedence over all other interpersonal considerations. Gods of another ethnicity cannot be trusted upon, because they naturally prefer their own. Greek Gods weren't universal, they were of and for the Greeks, and in fact partly defined "Greek" as an ethnicity through shared faith and culture.
Those Gods in fact partly determine ethnicity. Shared beliefs, shared stories, shared culture, shared language, and shared ancestry define ethnicity.
Those Gods are of Greek ethnicity because they are wholly within Greek ethnic identity. A Greek would not trust the Gods of Egypt, because they are not Greek and he is not Egyptian.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>A non-levantine would not trust Jesus, because he is not (non-levantine) and he is not levantine >a non-arab would not trust Allah, because he is not (non-arab) and he is not arab
Also >not knowing about graeco-egyptian syncretism
You are so wrong even your examples contradict you
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Christianity and Islam are universalist religions, not ethnic religions.
Graeco-egyptian syncretism is in fact an example of ethnogenesis among Greco-Egyptians, making them distinct from both Greeks and Egyptians.
If this game sells I wonder what moronic argument you guys are gonna pull out of your ass.
When Baldur Gate sold that guy went crazy and said it's bots from China.
Lmao.
Hephaestus, in lore, literally has clubbed feet and can't walk properly
Him being the God of like ALL craftsmanship and him having some wheelchair to get him around makes fricking sense you morons. This isn't some diversity quota checkmark.
He is fat, he clearly isn't action oriented. You guys are fricking morons
They describe his leg as being "Lame" which is not the same thing as being "A total cripple who has to cut off his own leg and replace it with a prosthetic one, and also use a wheel chair for some reason????"
hephaestus was an ugly fatass with a bad leg in the myths
they should make him uglier tho, I guess they wanted him to look like a dwarf
>He is fat >hephaestus was an ugly fata- ACK!! >During the best period of Grecian art he was represented as a vigorous man with a beard, and is characterized by his hammer or some other crafting tool, his oval cap, and the chiton.
That's Vulcan and Juno. Hephaestus was thrown out for having a lame leg (1 shorter than the other). Nothing describes Hephaestus as ugly except for the Vulcan/Juno variants
If you hate "woke" so much just make your own studio and your own game.
Warhorse is pretty successful and the producer is not woke at all.
Why bother shitting on a game where other people may or may not like?
Vote with your wallet.
literally no one does because you're typing into the void instead of replying to an actual person. literally talking to yourself. take your fricking meds
>Why bother shitting on a game where other people may or may not like?
Because it's fun, and it's Gankeridya game discussion.
Also because the idea that Greek Gods could be anything but Greek is astoundingly stupid in ways that could only be described as israeli, for being presented as some clever revelation.
Yeah, poltards seem to forget that is is possible to call people Black person homosexuals, and still hate pol morons because just like leftoids, poltards come to complain about literally nothing and are obsessed about Black folk and trans homos. None of us sensible people would be devoting this much attention to something we hate; but the opposite side of the same woke coin, pol gays screech at the sight of slightly tan skin on a mythological greek man.
Misc and woke homosexuals should get a room together so they can both suck each others' girl wieners
Frick /misc/Black folk and frick trannies but most importantly FRICK JANNIES
Friendly reminder that your idea of what gods "should look like" comes from the interpretation of artists who, in many cases, are not even part of the culture that worshipped them. The og texts talking about the gods put next to no emphasis in their physical description
Is it just me or /misc/ is seriously losing more and more influence every day? It feels like most of Ganker has turned against them. I mean just look at this thread
Pretty much everyone is fed up with their bullshit at this point. Especially since the russian shills failed with their pathetic propaganda everywhere but /misc/
The US Government funds games like these through investment firms like Blackrock and Vanguard. This shit is no different from the British and their crap like Dr. Who. All to push a shitty message that know one even listens to. Bots and useful idiots with loud, annoying mouths that need to be shut for good, that's all the interest these Woke projects can generate.
>a literal god of magic and one of the most powerful of his kind >magic everywhere >permanently blind and incapable of regenerating an eyeball somehow
Reeeeee It's time to chimpout. Fricking Sweet
Baby got the Snorri.
Why? It's perfectly reasonable. Instead of a chad in a winged magical chariot we get some sort of fat baragay in a modern looking wheelchair and a prosthetic leg for those sweet diversity points.
The realization that there are 8 billion people on this planet and not all of them think the same way as you nor do they intend to will be an enlightening one to you when you grow up, champ
Oh yes because turning the Greek gods into mechas just for shits and giggles is just such resepectful representation.
Yes the Greek gods are actually all mechas in Fate. That humanoid Zeus design is just a construct. Zeus is actually a huge head mecha in FGO. The other gods were also mechas like Demeter who looks like some watermelon thing and Poseidon is an underwater battleship. The only one who looked cool was Ares because he actually looked like a badass Gundam.
it must be so frustrating for you. like your best friend gets to walk around saying Black person idea and no one bats an eye but the second you do they beat the shit out of you. maybe try making good games for like 30 years before you start trying to indoctrinate with your products westgays
Jesus/biblical figures being localized to their respective country's styles was seen as a good thing until the bullshit "white Jesus" became a big deal thanks to America-centrism
Protestantism is heresy and should be Tried as heresy
Honestly isnt this kinda ok? He probably would invent a wheelchair and probs cant walk well with the fake leg. We dodged a bullet when they didnt make dionysus fat anyway
Why are people trying to act like the devs are striving for historical accuracy even though they themselves admitted that they are making it diverse and inclusive? Shouldn't people be arguing instead that it's not accurate, but that's okay because a video game doesn't need to be?
Hey just so you guys know that none of these greek gods were real and every depiction of them is just an interpretation by an artist to give them qualities they thought they should have. Hope that helps.
Because this fricking board is obessed with black people and race politics to the point that they care more about Black folk than they do video games. These frickwits ENJOY their anger and then claim that their masturbation is somehow fighting against whatever enemy of the month they have.
Hephaestus was a fricking cripple you dingus. He had a lame leg. That is literally part of his myth, holy frick. The god was supposed to have horrible clubfoot and could basically not walk.
Ummm that was his FAKE form chud. His TRUE self was actually a gay Asian midget and you'd be okay with this if you just got laid even once in your life. Just be a good person okay??????
They are real in the same way "human rights" are real, in that they existed in the minds of a particular people at a particular time.
What is being done here is subversion, to turn them from something that they were into something they were not in order to conceptually undermine it for sociopolitical gain, a bit like claiming "trans rights are human rights".
The funny thing is I actually know multiple SJW-types that will refuse to touch a product that does not contain LGBTQIA+ representation. If the main romance is a heterosexual one, they will not touch it unless the main character is a strong wamyn and the love interest is a weak, non-threatening man or it's interracial.
The best part is they don't buy ANYTHING, they pirate everything and watch all their shows and movies on streaming sites. They literally do not finance the products that they want changed to suit their world view. You homosexuals are the only ones actually paying for this garbage, the rest of them just watch somebody play it on youtube and squeal whenever they see a gay couple.
The only things I see wrong are the gay feminine hair style and the moronic prosthetic. They seem to take liberties and make the "greeks" a little too tan at times but this is fine.
Euro-Kangz posters are honestly hilarious. People who can't fathom that Meds and Nordics aren't the same blow my mind. Go back to jacking off your own culture and stop being mad that meds aren't blonde. You're as bad as the kangz posters who thought Egyptians weren't Arab.
>Literally entire character is supposed to be a joke >Now it's "representation"
He's a one legged, one eyed black Scottsman. That is the punchline. They aren't calling him brave and beautiful and telling you that if you won't frick him you're a bigot.
You mean like racism and sexism? Yeah sure I guess. Anybody can make up reasons to be angry, not my fault you made me upset it's your fault for liking bad games. Stop liking things I don't like.
He's supposed to ride around in a winged chariot that could pull itself. It was also open to the front and looked like a chair. Literally the depiction has been posted in this thread.
Honestly I kinda like it. He's the god of the forge and he has a bum leg, of course he would forge some cool shit to work around it. Thematic and aesthetic.
Never forget
NOTHING is worse for the world than leftists
Also, not a single one of those people would think a fat guy in a wheelchair is hot.
They are all hypocrites and evil. No act against them is immoral and they will never change.
>Also, not a single one of those people would think a fat guy in a wheelchair is hot.
That's where you're wrong.
If the fat dude is competent, rich, and powerful, he can have a harem.
Do you think a literal god of smithing is competent, rich, and powerful?
It's me Ganker. I'm the one funding Blackrock and diversity.
I'm the one who's going to devs and hollywood, making them turn pre-established characters or people black.
Why Ganker, why would I do this? Because I've jungle-fever.
A jungle-fever so strong I need all historical and mythological women to turn black so I can imagine myself colonizing them like some african prostitute found in a village.
Your heroes, villains, gods. They'll all be black one day. And I will colonize them.
Because I don't like seeing this board polluted with /misc/ ragebait. We end up never talking about vidya and only talking about culture war stuff. When something like god with fricked up leg sits in wheel chair is enough to see multiple threads posted trying to farm engagement, or endless Fallout show 'SHE FRICKS A Black person' posting I get annoyed.
why is he a fat frick?
why does he have a wheelchair if he has a prosthetic leg?
why does he have a prosthetic leg if he has a wheelchair?
did he lose the leg to diabetes from being a fat frick?
how is he gonna smith anything sitting down?
You know he's a cripple in mythology too, right?
Is he also black?
Do you become black if you turn off the lights in your room?
He's still black when they're on
we're 100% BLACK
Me too.
>greek god
>picture of souther Italy
C'mon bro
Oh yeah Greek and Italian, such incredibly different ethnicities
Anon you know nothing about southern Italy’s history and it shows
yeah, starting with the fact that it was a greek colony, moron
There’s an entire cultural divide between the north and south because the south was the only one ruled by greeks whereas the north was ruled by white countries you tard
I don't need to, they're right fricking next to each other
the people that most harp on about "history :)" only know an incredibly warped view of the middle ages (muslim rule of southern europe) while completely dismissing anything else, its beyond moronic
>sicily
mutts that got the whiteness raped out of them by muslim invaders
modern greeks are not the same as ancient greeks.
>Kangz poster but for greeks being pale blondes
lel
we wuz vikangs und herculez n sheeit
They pretty much are though.
proof?
colored
Greeks are black
>Is he also black?
No. But he isn't black here either. So why are you talking about black people? Are you that obsessed with them?
Did you think Ancient Romans looked like North Europeans? Lmao
He's not black in the image, he's tan.
Greek people are tan.
I swear this board is made up of some of the dumbest people.
My ancestors :*~~
>Is he also crippled?
Yes.
turn on your monitor
That’s just the volcanic ash anon.
He is Greek he is gypsy I am Turkish I am white god I am white god I have blonde hair
he had a lame leg, he wasn't fricking disabled
How is that not disabled?
You can still walk on it dumbass.
What do you think disabled means?
Many people with a fricked up foot still walk without being wheelchair bound though. Wtf is your point anon?
you don't know what "lame" means
He was severely clubfooted.
So change it. It's fiction, right?
>the man realizes that they actually depicted him in a contemporary manner, and rather than admit he was wrong continues to shitpost
It's all so tiring.
What's wrong with that? You gays change shit all the time. I'm sure you even have a couple Blacks in the new Hades pantheon. Just let the dude stand up.
so you dont even know what you are talking about, you admitted it
>I'm sure
how about you look up the wiki and check for yourself turbo sperg
>Max cope gimpy leg anon
Can you point out the prosthetic leg and wheelchair to me
Let me invent a wheel chair so that I can make a fortune from all the cripples that lived back then
Sure, here you go.
That's a white person they are clearly not the same try again.
So is the guy in the screenshot - lighting is a thing. Also, blacksmiths should have fairly ruddy/swarthy skin due to their work environment.
Stop moving goalposts, homosexual. You've been proven wrong.
Nope try again
/misc/ lost hard this time lol.
This game designs have issue but Black folk and disables live rent free in their minds they can't think of anything else.
Nah reddit lost again
go back
That's a chariot
chariots are just wheelchairs with horses or dogs or whatever
i'll give you that image has some horses or animals pulling it along like a chariot (in your head)
>A chariot
>He is riding it whilst sitting
Not only historically illiterate, but stupid.
>CHAIRiot
>you can't sit down while riding one!!!!
>you just can't, okay??!?!
you literally cant, have you ever seen a chariot before?
That’s a chariot
lol
Reverse image search. Thats a chariot
https://www.theoi.com/Gallery/K7.6.html
>THE WINGED CHAIR OF HEPHAESTUS
Are you stupid?
You cannot be this dishonest without pretending to be moronic
>chariot car
>literally a chair on wheels getting pulled by snakes with wings
concession accepted
Yes and by your logic Saturn, the god depicted in that image, is disabled.
Unless you're a phoneposting homosexual you're probably sat at a computer desk reading this right now. Does that make you a cripple as well?
>Hephaestus is disabled in myth
>"wheeled chairs" existed as a concept in ancient Greece
>OH SO BY YOU'RE LOGIC ALL PEOPLE WHO SIT IN CHAIRS ARE DISABLED HUH
You are actually insane and moronic.
>OH SO BY YOU'RE LOGIC ALL PEOPLE WHO SIT IN CHAIRS ARE DISABLED HUH
Yes, that is the argument you're putting forward by insisting that a seated chariot is due to a disability.
I'm starting to think the only handicapped person here is you. Mentally.
>I'm starting to think
it's a fricking miracle...
you should try it
accepted
>n-no y-y-you
nice concession
Notice how they change their attacks from
>He shouldn't be black and disabled
to
>He's a god so he shouldn't be tanned and disabled on a wheelchair
When get proven wrong.
Lol.
/misc/ BTFO once again
Oh, its you again.
Let me stomp you like last time.
morons
i love that pathetic response
it gives me an erection
So you're saying both interpretations are true?
*yawn
you bug people are so easy to squash
Sorry kiddo, gimp God does not mean whellchair legless God.
Hades is (yet again) purposefully being wrong for the sake of little homosexuals like you.
Get woke, go broke. broke-r than Hephaestus leg lmao
>Get woke, go broke.
Wasn't Hades massively successful?
That doesn't matter, he doesn't like it so it flopped
Hades was inclusive not woke. It made sense gods would be of various colors. It makes no sense the goddess of beauty would have manjaw. The wheelchair is tolerable pandering at best,
This is the first image that comes up when you google search "supermodel"
We've really gone downhill if that passes for a supermodel these days.
>This is the first image that comes up when you google search...
when will morons understand that google searches are tailored to your activity + location?
also >im-fricking-plying israelitegle isn't pozzed to hell and back
Which means it wasn't woke. Same for the Super Mario Bros. movie or anything else they worked themselves into a lather over being woke before it made a ton of money.
Mythology and especially Greek mythology has all sorts of reboots and alternate canons. It was basically the capeshit of antiquity. There was a whole sidequest about it in Hades 1.
That sound like cope anon
These stories started as oral tradition in like 1000 BC. There was no hard canon. Look up any mythological figure and there will be 3 or 4 versions of their origin from various cults and writings.
chuds lost hard
https://www.theoi.com/Gallery/K7.6.html
>Hephaestus returns to Olympus from his exile on the shores of the river Oceanus riding a winged chariot-car or chair. The chair is decorated with the heads, wings and tail of a crane. The god carries a double-headed smith's mallet.
why did the samegayging discord shills ignore this reply?
really makes you think
>this thread
Holy frick have I not seen /misc/ this blown the frick out by Ganker. Shit was actually embarassing.
Absolutely BTFO. He broke /misc/s #1 rule: Never ask for examples when denying something
/pol/cuckbros? How are we supposed to recover from this?
that's a chariot
you absolute
fricking
moron
I mean they essentially give you a gun as a weapon in the first game. Theres a lot more concerning things than Hephaestus using a wheelchair tbh. I guess he should look uglier but imo fat = ugly
Notice how he’s not standing up here?
notice how he's fit and muscular instead of a fat freak
Gods are not real.
>BUT LETS PROFIT FROM THEM RIGHT GUYS!!!
Your IQ is subsaharan.
He's clearly missing a toe, moron
>Bad leg
>"Omg he's crippled"
That's like saying soccer players are disabled after a knee injury
He is literally the crippled cuckold god of the forge. It's his thing. Like Hera is the goddess of matriarchs and cuckqueens.
He could still stand which you need to generate any kind of force for smithing. Show me a single wheelchair bound smith that still does smithing manually and doesn't use power hammers and shit. Spoiler alert: you can't because they don't exist because it's literally impossible
he was limping, you disingenuous troon, he wasn't wheelchair bound
why is he so fat?
WHY IS HE SO FAT?
He's lame, not a fricking amputee nor is he bound to a wheelchair.
what kills me is he does have a limp and they could've just gone with that angle (give him crutches or some shit) without it feeling forced but I guess they thought it wasn't diverse enough so they also made him a fat wheelchair-bound amputee too. its like its not just that its pandering its such overkill pandering in such a ridiculous way
He's got two club feet and his face is mottled and he's balding. He was a metaphor for heavy metal poisoning that smiths got back then.
He was also unfathomably based.
>trapped Hera, Ares, and Aphrodite - other gods had to beg to have them released.
>made all of the weapons and armor other gods used, so he was the only god other than Zeus and Zagreus that could use Zeus' Thunderbolts
>knew all of the other gods' strengths and weaknesses
>was like the only god that TOOK his place on Olympus
>was cast out as a newborn for being born crippled, learned to smith down on Earth, then climbed Olympus and got revenge on Hera for casting him down, and in doing so earning him a spot in the pantheon
>after dumping his roastie Aphrodite he went and married one of the Graces
>associates with all the Chthonic entities
>has his own personal golden army of automaton soldiers/forge helpers
>is bros with Cyclopes
He got cucked too
Why does he have the prosthetic if he uses the wheelchair anyway? How does he use that huge hammer while sitting?
He stands up
Thats why the prosthetic is for
>arguing realism in fricking GREEK MYTHOLOGY
I don't want realism, I want consistency.
this recent obsession with fantasy wheelchairs is bizarrely specific
It's like the Wonderbread thing, even though it's somebodys fetish it's funny enough to spread around
It's a new western fetish. Like diapers
>in a wheelchair
>magic everywhere
>still has prosthetic leg ????
deficiency is their identity
What's wrong with changing a mythology to be more inclusive?
Its already inclusive
Zeus was getting a woman pregnant while he turned into a bull
You forgot to mention that Hera is Zeus's sister.
>morons on this site would post a marble statue thinking it was made in Ancient Greece
I wonder what part of the world has adult literacy this low
>literacy
Reddit is leaking
the US has the same literacy level as india
What were you expecting?
greeks aren't even actual white so it's not that off. Only reason you gays consider them white is because of the hercules disney movie
They think Greeks (and Greek gods) are white because of the statues, BUT they don't know that the colors on the statues fade over hundreds of years.
Basically this whole debate is just /misc/ not knowing ethnicity and mythology but still want to shit on the left.
Didn't know that all the statues turn into white people, with white peoples facial structures and features over time
All of the paintings do this too
Greece was actually a black empire
>whiteness is just a skin color
I guess skeletal structure, facial features, and hair mean nothing!
>They think Greeks (and Greek gods) are white because of the statues, BUT they don't know that the colors on the statues fade over hundreds of years.
>meanwhile in ancient greece
All that to prove you know less than the average poltard
it's funny that not only do they race swap gods they don't even swap them ones that make sense. There is no such thing as a smart and insightful black. Ares would be better because blacks love war as is obvious from all their gang violence and disproportionate murder statistics. Or they could make the god of alcohol black and just sipping on whatever purple jungle juice travon was chugging when he got himself killed.
>There is no such thing as a smart and insightful black.
Dick Hallorran in the shining. checkmate homosexual
Blacks never won a single war. They love 10v1 violence against women and children in peacetime and raids against fellow spearchuckers.
Lul, you got your wish anon. Look up ares from the game.
When i played i didnt even thing she was black I thought she was just stone.
same. She has the most unnatural black skin color. She reminded me of dark elves who has greyish purple skin
am i supposed to know what the frick south asian is referring to here?
As a person who came from Greece grandparents, I can tell you this would augustly piss off my Actual Greek relatives. I wonder if I should forward this to them. Tell them a bunch of dumb white people are saying that they're black. MY actual still very much alive old ass Aunt who's named Athena would fricking yell their ears off.
That homosexual Bernal has been trying to push his thing again from the grave I see
Zeus, I wanna colonize Athena.
It's pretty fricking sad for Greeks that when everyone does Greek mythology they always make the Gods look like everything but Greek.
I asked this is another thread. Is Ganker full of children or ESLs or what? We learned about Greek myth in school and even if we didn't it just seems to be common knowledge.
Do they not learn who haephastus is in buttfrickistan? Or do they just learn how to shoot tiktoks in modern schooling.
>Is Ganker full of children or ESLs?
yes, you're also not allowed to teach Greek or Roman mythology in conservative schools anymore because it "promotes paganism"
That's really moronic. Greek mythology mogs Christian mythology hard.
Too bad Christians won the culture war for more than a thousand year.
Greek Mythology is basically Harry Potter for adults now.
Tbh it's the same way I view the bible. Except the bible just has a Mary Sue protag.
That's Norse mythology. We teach too much of the greek stuff in school for it to have that much "mystique" to morons.
?
my culture is not your disability
>based studio
Indeed
what is that? what the FRICK is that?
furude rika bernkastel stocking fern dokurachan character with blue hair working!!
If this one's asexual too I'm killing myself
>blacks think they are Egyptian and whites think they are Greek
never met a more delusional race of people lol
American isn't a race but yes they are pretty fricking stupid.
I feel so bad for them.
Greeks are and were caucasian. europeans.
Anyone who claims that this skincolor is not accurate to Greek people had never been to Greece.
the gods were superior to man in every way they wouldnt look like the lesser mortals
inferior races thought white people were genuinely gods for their glowing white skin and eyes as bright as the sky instead of the mud and shit brown of their own
hera better be a milf and a HUGE b***h or it's shit
This impression, just in general, is literally why I didn't even consider buying it.
Who else is here to play some fricking games, and not bend over to receive someone's regurgitated political checklist?
>LOOK AT US, WE'RE PROGRESSIVE
Fricking c**ts.
I would still play it because first game is good and I don't care about it being woke or whatever.
Good game is subjective but "being progressive" doesn't mean it's automatically bad.
>immortal greek god is a fat disabled Black person in a wheelchair with a prosthetic leg for some reason despite being in a wheelchair
humiliation ritual
>humiliation ritual
Wrong board
Rangeban all pol tourists
>wtf you mean to tell me that the GOD OF INVENTING SHIT has a prosthetic leg and a wheelchair? This is so heckin unrealistic.
>god
>needs human invention
>god
did you skip the classics in high school or have you just not gotten to them yet?
Humans couldn't even invent fire without help from god
You think humans could invent wheelchairs?
So the biggest /misc/ enemy right now is the group of people who suffer the most - disabled. Didn't your parents teach you anything? How can you be such an uncivilized monkey?
They hate anything the left believes, regardless of them being right or wrong.
They are reactionary morons without an ounce of original thought.
>He says this as lefties go around rewriting mythology to fit their fricked up views
homie. You don't even now what Greek myths are and how they structured. Go back to school
I doubt you know anything outside of a disney movie about greek mythos and culture.
still more than a leftist would know or acknowledge about history without throwing a tantrum
It's a videogame, not a historical documentary. This same game gives you a gun in the first 10 minutes, I didn't hear you whining about "historical accuracy" then.
Honestly people like you are dregs on society, I can't imagine being this sensitive in regards to media.
Why did you have a mental breakdown over FF16 having no black people?
Wow, when you make shit up you can really win any imaginary argument huh?
Did I now?
https://www.theverge.com/23771491/final-fantasy-xvi-diversity-inclusion
I'm not arguing if this happened or not, honestly I couldn't care less. I'm telling you it isn't relevant to the conversation we're having. I didn't mention Final Fantasy, not do I care about Final Fantasy. This is what I meant by "winning an imaginary argument". Learn to read to understand the context of words.
Least obvious samegay
>Everyone I disagree with is a samegay
>So the biggest /misc/ enemy right now is the group of people who suffer the most - disabled.
A shame. If only we could - end - their suffering all of a sudden and enact certain laws that make their painful existence almost impossible to happen again hahaha wouldn't that be weird?
so much this. morons like you and people who lost limbs should get shot instantly. Humanity needs quality control
Hey you said it , not me
Captcha S 0YG
This isn't the stone age. If your society can't afford to care for cripples, then it's a failed society.
This was literally the world in the 1900s until the H-man took it too far and everyone did a 180.
Eugenics was seen as the next step for humanity.
The Nuremberg Trials had defense attorneys citing literal American politicians and scientists on benefits of eugenics (Tesla)
Ironically leftists still defend eugenics everytime they start arguing in favor of abortion
>It's self evident that abortion is fine for cases of incest because of the possible genetics deformities- BUT NOT LIKE THAT CRIPPLES ARE HECKIN VALID!
Leftists are actualy increasingly torn on this, with queer theory advocating explicitly dysgenic praxis using incest as a vector of social change.
https://link.springer.com/article/10.1007/s12119-021-09856-3
>He says, as his society rapidly fails in the background
Shhh they want to pretend their welfare state can exist in the face of unchecked immigration.
name one society that can afford that
Japan, the answer is obvious moron just make all of your citizens work 20 hour work days 7 days a week until they kill themselves. Keeps population low and their taxes pay for cripple preservation.
>Literally the same come back
Leftist """""""creativity"""""" everyone.
Before you suggest this stuff, you should know the nazis targeting those with low IQs as well calling them intellectually disabled, so you'd be on the chopping block as well.
>I can be anything I want in this fictional setting
>thats why I choose to be a moron in a wheelchair to virtue signal the world I'm opressed
You deserve to be drafted
But that's not your character though? It's an NPC?
I know it was probably meant to push an idology, but I dunno, it works. Demonstrates his technological prowess making a wheelchair, while also referencing his lame leg.
Reminds me of the Morrowind dwarf guy
Greek myth, the cornerstone of Western canon...
Seems pretty white supremacist to me. Couldn't they have drawn from more diverse sources?
Will not be buying.
>Seems pretty white supremacist to me.
Based I'm gonna buy both games.
How many cultures were destroyed be the depiction of disabled people?
Too many
Ganker "culture"
Shove your lies up your ass. You are trash.
where's the lie?
>Original post talks about disables
>Bring up troony and Black person instantly
RENT
FREE
LMAO
They go hand in hand. In fact disabled black trans woman has been mockingly used to shit on people pushing for "diversity" for years and its becoming real now
rent free what? youre a disabled Black person troony tool used by leftists to make themselves look better? is that a gotcha?
>Grouping all issues together because the left is pushing it
>Meanwhile the disables didn't actually do anything like the trannies or Black folk
>They just exist
>Whenever the disables are brought up, instantly bring up trannies and Black folk
The fact that you are unable to separate some issues with other issues and always group them together mean that you can't think of an original thought.
Sure the progressive morons thinking they are helping disables by inserting them into games for brownie points are fricking moronic.
But in the end the disables didn't do anything and you are just being an ass, just because the left decided to "represent" them in games.
not my fault disableds, trannies and gays are tools for the left to hide behind take it up with them I’m only the messenger you frail little bastard.
Least moronic intersectionalism defender
He looks pretty cool. What's the problem?
The problem is he looks black (according to morons) while he's clearly tanned and sitting in the shade.
/vpol/ found a new thing to get mad at, so expect these threads for a few weeks.
is it just me or is vpol gaining more and more influence every day? I mean look at this thread
/misc/ morons are the easiest people to trigger on this site. A character merely looking black is enough to set them off for months.
It makes sense when you realize their entire political ideology can only exist if there's an enemy. This has morphed into an outrage culture, there always needs to be something new to get mad about or their ideology falls apart. Reactionaries don't exist if they can't react.
I'm gonna be honest with you I got so bored with your post I stopped reading after the first reddit space and started typing this post calling you a homosexual
It's not my job to entertain you zoom-zoom
He looks like a drag queen ugly tumblr differently abled bara, go back to where you came from where this is 'cool'
This game isn't for subhuman morons like yourself so your shit opinion doesn't matter
Say it louder homosexual maybe ill listen next time you forget where you are trying to suck drag queen wiener like this is tumblr without being mocked. Consider returning there.
Same gay here
I'm trans btw
Reddit tourists itt
the diversity isn't even what bothers me
it's this posturing. it's like they want a trophy for putting a gay person in their game or something.
>They're called Greek... not because they themselves are ethnically Greek
>Cultures blended, as did religions and families
>What made you Greek depended on where you came from
This is hilariously israeli.
>be a guy in ancient greece
>hmm our gods should represent us and our society
>lets view them as black even though we are 99.999% white and the vast majority of us have never seen an ethnicity that wasn't our own.
Yep, makes perfect sense.
>lets view them as black even though we are 99.999% white and the vast majority of us have never seen an ethnicity that wasn't our own.
>the vast majority of us have never seen an ethnicity that wasn't our own.
Ancient Greece was many things, but insular was not one of them. If you lived in a port (and a large portion of greeks did) you'd even see blacks because they were there to trade hardwood.
No. They'd see phenicians, persians and egyptians or other ethnicities from the Near East and North Africans, trade with people further south and east were rare.
WHY THE FRICK DOES ANTONE NEED A FRICKING PRODSHTEETIC LEG ANF A WHEELCHIAR!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! YPOU OMNLY FRICKING NEED ONE OR THET OTEHRZ!@!@@!@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
are you sure about that?
literally positive. your legs serve one function and one function only. walking. a prosthetic leg will enable you to do that. and a wheelchair will enable you to do that. there is literally 0 practical reason to ever have both unless your begging for blackrock money.
Are you sure about that? So people missing a leg don't own wheelchairs if they have a prosthetic? Are you sure about that anon?
why would the prosthetics made by idiot mortals be comparable to that of an immortal god? this is the wheelchairs in world of warcraft joke repeated. Trying to make wheelchairs look epic to cheer up the terminally handicapped pushed by mentally handicapped leftists who function off peer acceptance alone
If they do, they're both lazy homosexuals and vain cripples. 0 exceptions.
Gotta get those diversity points for having a wheelchair.
ACVI has a combat wheelchair piloted by a cripple drug addict yet no one gave a frick.
Big robots and character flaws neat
Fat ugly forced diversity not
because it looks rad as frick.
most people complaining about this stuff do so with the ones that look like total shit, like just lazily having a real-world wheelchair or those shitty plastic paddle prosthetic legs. nobody complains about pegleg pirates or people with giant robot arms becuase those actually look cool and not just some fat diversity heifer they had sitting around the office scanned into the game
tbqh if they made his wheelchair into a chariot looking thing I'd probably not complain
If it were a standard chariot his belly wouldn't be visible, though.
this but unironically
why does an immortal god master inventor need a wheelchair dude
dude could invent an exoskeleton if he wanted wheelchairs are the lamest shit ever you’d try and make seem cool to cheer up a make a wish kid
Wow, massive chud meltdown. When you make your own games, YOU can decide how characters should look, okay sweetie?
>only people who can't walk at all need a wheelchair
some people CAN walk but just not very far
yeah? what about a person with a prosthetic leg? why do they need a wheelchair? HMM???? WHY do they need a wheelchair anon HMMM???? HMMMMM??????
Exactly.
Because having a shitty, deformed or nonexistent leg is painful and unconfortable?
Same reason people get cosmetic prosethetics, really, it's better then the alternative.
what a compelling argument that is
because it's woke.
lol what the FRICK?!
>this pro westoids leftists woke games is considered a Gankercore game on this board
You guys are not consistent in your culture wars
Why are you guys so fatphobic?
I mean, you did feed this b***h a lot of nectar in the first game. She’s gonna have those love handles.
More like California cringe studio
>gods have to be the same ethnicity as their worshippers despite not being actually human because... they just have to ok?!
Yeah, it's cultural appropriation otherwise.
Yes, because in all cultures but the reified leftoid's, in-group preference takes precedence over all other interpersonal considerations. Gods of another ethnicity cannot be trusted upon, because they naturally prefer their own. Greek Gods weren't universal, they were of and for the Greeks, and in fact partly defined "Greek" as an ethnicity through shared faith and culture.
I know exactly 0 people whose ethnicity is "flying feathered serpent" or "Satyr"
>i'm just trying to be stupid and miss the point
Yes i know you are
You have no idea what ethnicity is.
Do you? Because you keep trying to imply that gods, who are not even human, should have human ethnicities
Those Gods in fact partly determine ethnicity. Shared beliefs, shared stories, shared culture, shared language, and shared ancestry define ethnicity.
Those Gods are of Greek ethnicity because they are wholly within Greek ethnic identity. A Greek would not trust the Gods of Egypt, because they are not Greek and he is not Egyptian.
>A non-levantine would not trust Jesus, because he is not (non-levantine) and he is not levantine
>a non-arab would not trust Allah, because he is not (non-arab) and he is not arab
Also
>not knowing about graeco-egyptian syncretism
You are so wrong even your examples contradict you
Christianity and Islam are universalist religions, not ethnic religions.
Graeco-egyptian syncretism is in fact an example of ethnogenesis among Greco-Egyptians, making them distinct from both Greeks and Egyptians.
Just say you hate White people and go, incel.
I hate just hate right wing incels
Meli dicky!
Uohh heterochromia
ToT
probably the only good thing in this garbage game and we won't be able to frick her anyway
>A litteral god
>On a cripplechair
Man ancient gods are so weak and pathetic.
Gods in Greek mythology could be permanently crippled. One of them was castrated, for example, and his dick didn't just grow back.
So they could be trannies? Based greek gods for acknowledging our mental illness
wait until you find out about all the gay shit
If this game sells I wonder what moronic argument you guys are gonna pull out of your ass.
When Baldur Gate sold that guy went crazy and said it's bots from China.
Lmao.
Black person GAME
Episode 2.
Hephaestus, in lore, literally has clubbed feet and can't walk properly
Him being the God of like ALL craftsmanship and him having some wheelchair to get him around makes fricking sense you morons. This isn't some diversity quota checkmark.
He is fat, he clearly isn't action oriented. You guys are fricking morons
>This isn't some diversity quota checkmark.
too naive and moronic for this world
To contrarian for common sense
Schizo
They describe his leg as being "Lame" which is not the same thing as being "A total cripple who has to cut off his own leg and replace it with a prosthetic one, and also use a wheel chair for some reason????"
he's morbidly obese so he gets tired anon. gotta sit down
Lame can mean crippled you jack ass it's a synonym
>He is fat
>hephaestus was an ugly fata- ACK!!
>During the best period of Grecian art he was represented as a vigorous man with a beard, and is characterized by his hammer or some other crafting tool, his oval cap, and the chiton.
Clearly a fat black cripple
Didn't Hera literally throw him off Mount Olympus for being too ugly
Hera literally kicked him out for being fugly.
That's Vulcan and Juno. Hephaestus was thrown out for having a lame leg (1 shorter than the other). Nothing describes Hephaestus as ugly except for the Vulcan/Juno variants
hephaestus was an ugly fatass with a bad leg in the myths
they should make him uglier tho, I guess they wanted him to look like a dwarf
If you hate "woke" so much just make your own studio and your own game.
Warhorse is pretty successful and the producer is not woke at all.
Why bother shitting on a game where other people may or may not like?
Vote with your wallet.
who the frick are you even talking to you schizo homosexual?
You know who I was talking to, disingenuous homosexual. Stop shitting up the board with stupid bait threads.
literally no one does because you're typing into the void instead of replying to an actual person. literally talking to yourself. take your fricking meds
>Why bother shitting on a game where other people may or may not like?
Because it's fun, and it's Gankeridya game discussion.
Also because the idea that Greek Gods could be anything but Greek is astoundingly stupid in ways that could only be described as israeli, for being presented as some clever revelation.
>Because it's fun, and it's Gankeridya game discussion.
No, it's your entire personality.
Just a hobby. My personality is far less nuanced and considered.
So you're just being a homosexual who like having shit discussions.
You don't have to be here. You can stop replying if it's bothering you.
>I shit the board with inane discussions and drivel but I'm not a problem.
>don't like it build your own go- NOOO NOT LIKE THAT!
>implying voting with your wallet works
>morons just buy slop anyway
>especially the tards that boycotted battlefield
I liked Rip Torn Hephaestus
holy shit poltrannies are MALDING ITT
>MALDING
go back
Cope. Seethe. Dilate.
moronic troony Black person homosexual.
>Cope. Seethe. Dilate.
>moronic troony Black person homosexual.
>hates "poltrannies"
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh???????
Yeah, poltards seem to forget that is is possible to call people Black person homosexuals, and still hate pol morons because just like leftoids, poltards come to complain about literally nothing and are obsessed about Black folk and trans homos. None of us sensible people would be devoting this much attention to something we hate; but the opposite side of the same woke coin, pol gays screech at the sight of slightly tan skin on a mythological greek man.
Misc and woke homosexuals should get a room together so they can both suck each others' girl wieners
Frick /misc/Black folk and frick trannies but most importantly FRICK JANNIES
I swear only people in the US cares about these shallow issues.
Maybe politics rot their mind.
I just want the USA to balkanize already.
Friendly reminder that your idea of what gods "should look like" comes from the interpretation of artists who, in many cases, are not even part of the culture that worshipped them. The og texts talking about the gods put next to no emphasis in their physical description
Yes because they didn't think some 14 year old 3000+ years later would try and depict them as disabled black men
>ITT poltards display their ignorance about ancient greek culture and mythology
Humillation ritual
troony 2
why does the MC look like a troony? shouldn't they have made her hot?
Are you fricking blind? He's not black.
He's Iraqi at best and that's being really generous
Is it just me or /misc/ is seriously losing more and more influence every day? It feels like most of Ganker has turned against them. I mean just look at this thread
Pretty much everyone is fed up with their bullshit at this point. Especially since the russian shills failed with their pathetic propaganda everywhere but /misc/
>people were insisting that PoS isn't woke
>god of smithing
>obese tub of lard
He should be fricking jacked
No one is gonna buy it because everyone bought hades and was disappointed and didn't finish it.
what? It was a masterpiece. Unironically one of the best games of the last decade. I even bought it twice
homosexual ALERT
Hades was a fine game, but it absolutely didn't need a sequel.
Is this a new form of gaslighting?
There's no gaslighting in this thread, are you stupid?
I boughted it
I was appointed by it
I finisht it
I beg to differ.
I am still mad at Medusa head "romance" in the first game.
Though to be fair, I am mad at lot of things, like not actually having mythologically accurate milf Artemis with big breasts.
Gameplay was decent but repetitive after like, Heat 3.
The US Government funds games like these through investment firms like Blackrock and Vanguard. This shit is no different from the British and their crap like Dr. Who. All to push a shitty message that know one even listens to. Bots and useful idiots with loud, annoying mouths that need to be shut for good, that's all the interest these Woke projects can generate.
What utter tripe.
>Least obvious bara fetish artist
looks like troony fetish art
/misc/ lost so hard it's insane
Everyone lost and for nothing.
>sequel
Eh, no, call me in ten years when they make an original game.
so, never?
all their games have been Bastion again with a new coat of paint and some more movement options
Concussion accepted
>heh, unlike you lefty snowflakes we don't get triggered by fanta-ACK!
>a literal god of magic and one of the most powerful of his kind
>magic everywhere
>permanently blind and incapable of regenerating an eyeball somehow
Reeeeee It's time to chimpout. Fricking Sweet
Baby got the Snorri.
Blind is cool. Having only one eye is cool. Being a cripple makes people laugh around you.
>Being a cripple makes people laugh around you.
That’s more or less what happened to Hephaestus in mythology
>Being a cripple makes people laugh around you.
More or less accurate to his myths.
Honestly, if you are god and you need a wheelchair even with all that cosmic power, you are a joke.
But hey, at least this makes Athena even more pathetic since Hephaestus nearly managed to rape her.
All the art in this game looks so gross. They totally dropped the ball on this one.
Ima b real this the most pozzed game i think i ever seent
even more pozzed than bg3???
NTA but BG3 at least exists in an already deracinated setting with as little connection to real-world culture as explicitly possible.
of course not, don't be moronic
moron
That was probably Hyenas before it got cancelled.
>all these seething chuds ITT
BASED preordering
Do it anon, you'll get it in like 4 years when everyone in this thread has moved on and you've long since killed yourself
I can't really put my finger on it but something about the artstyle makes me think of liberal white women with short haircut and a nosering.
No wonder Aphrodite cucks him with everyone in every opportunity.
the dyke MC looks like the chick from the returnal
Modern greeks are turkish rapebabies let's be honest
Did ares and aphrodite bang in this game. I like them
I STILL HATE HOW HADES KEKED US ALL WITH THE ROMANCE AND ONLY LET YOU DATE THE GUY WHILE THE SNEK AND DOMMY TELL YOU TO FRICK OFF. FRICK YOU
you frick both actually
Yeah but a pity frick never made me feel warm 🙁 Thanatos was actually cool but I am just not into that. I felt like the gays got one over me
this shit was in your head before you typed it out. jesus.
Yeah, "romance" in Supergiant Games is "you might have additional dialogue with those few characters and 'maybe' end up romancing one we want you to."
You know the artist drew this one handed. Like when a furry tries to make a "sfw" animal character
This might be the single dumbest thing I've seen /vpol/ decide to b***h about. Culture war tourists really have lost their minds
Sure thing troony, now go seethe over Stellar Blade and KCD2
>instantly thinks of trannies
Man you Black folk are truly mindbroken by lefties aren't you
wouldn't even be in my top ten dumbest things I've seen you b***h about
Why? It's perfectly reasonable. Instead of a chad in a winged magical chariot we get some sort of fat baragay in a modern looking wheelchair and a prosthetic leg for those sweet diversity points.
>instead of thing I like
>we got thing I dislike
You must have a hard time with life
Yes, anon, that is called "disappointment", I'm sure this also happened to you at some point. Or your mother, I guess, in your case.
The realization that there are 8 billion people on this planet and not all of them think the same way as you nor do they intend to will be an enlightening one to you when you grow up, champ
the crushing realization that your opinions aren't and never were the majority is going to shatter you bro, stay in denial.
One of us is in denial, and strangely enough I'm inclined to believe it's the one posturing while b***hing about media not catering to his tastes.
Uhhhhh NTA you dumb homosexual. leave the thread.
Right, i'm glad most people on earth are against trannies, homosexuals and hate libturds lol
I love how people bring up 'muh 8 billion' like 90% of that isn't economically irrelevant.
You were born a man and you think you're a woman, you are disappointed every time you wake up transexual freak
>Japan respect western culture more than westerners themselves
Embarrassing
>posts fate
They make every Greek hero a moronic jobber and turned the Gods into mentally challenged mechs.
Tell me how much you "know" about Zeus. do you believe him to be some upright mighty heroic fellow?
It was pretty heroic when Zeus gave that one lady the corkscrew swan dick.
Oh yes because turning the Greek gods into mechas just for shits and giggles is just such resepectful representation.
Yes the Greek gods are actually all mechas in Fate. That humanoid Zeus design is just a construct. Zeus is actually a huge head mecha in FGO. The other gods were also mechas like Demeter who looks like some watermelon thing and Poseidon is an underwater battleship. The only one who looked cool was Ares because he actually looked like a badass Gundam.
it's over. the lefties won. I give up.
Couldn't he just invent legs
Why didn't Cronus just eat the rock AND Zeus
whyd they make him a fat baragay?
so you could relate
>raceswapping deities
:/
>raceswapping deities, japan
:O
it must be so frustrating for you. like your best friend gets to walk around saying Black person idea and no one bats an eye but the second you do they beat the shit out of you. maybe try making good games for like 30 years before you start trying to indoctrinate with your products westgays
Jesus/biblical figures being localized to their respective country's styles was seen as a good thing until the bullshit "white Jesus" became a big deal thanks to America-centrism
Protestantism is heresy and should be Tried as heresy
Korean Jesus mogs all other Jesi
Honestly isnt this kinda ok? He probably would invent a wheelchair and probs cant walk well with the fake leg. We dodged a bullet when they didnt make dionysus fat anyway
Is there trannies?
does it even matter at this point? it's a troony game either way
>LESOYSOYSOYSOY
Why are people trying to act like the devs are striving for historical accuracy even though they themselves admitted that they are making it diverse and inclusive? Shouldn't people be arguing instead that it's not accurate, but that's okay because a video game doesn't need to be?
>/vpol/ crying about Grerk Gods
You buttholes do know that Zues fricked everything in sight right?
>workmanship
Fricking yikes.
Try "workpersonship" sweatie, it's 2024.
Hey just so you guys know that none of these greek gods were real and every depiction of them is just an interpretation by an artist to give them qualities they thought they should have. Hope that helps.
Greeks would butcher Supergiant for doing this.
For disrespecting the God of cuckoldry who got thrown of mount Olympus for being ugly?
so why not have them driving cars and shooting guns
true, I'm not sure why some anons here keep arguing that greeks are black tho, instead of just saying it's artistic interpretation.
Because this fricking board is obessed with black people and race politics to the point that they care more about Black folk than they do video games. These frickwits ENJOY their anger and then claim that their masturbation is somehow fighting against whatever enemy of the month they have.
>we should abandon the ideal form and instead showcase the crippled and degenerate
Getting real sick of your shit.
Hephaestus was a fricking cripple you dingus. He had a lame leg. That is literally part of his myth, holy frick. The god was supposed to have horrible clubfoot and could basically not walk.
Then fix it. It's fiction, right?
This, so much this. Everything is fake so if I make Zeus a bald black lesbian then it's MY RIGHT. You fricking chuds are so insecure
Zeus made himself into a swan so he could rape a lady so why couldn't he make himself into a black lesbian so he can rape a man and get away with it?
Ummm that was his FAKE form chud. His TRUE self was actually a gay Asian midget and you'd be okay with this if you just got laid even once in your life. Just be a good person okay??????
They are real in the same way "human rights" are real, in that they existed in the minds of a particular people at a particular time.
What is being done here is subversion, to turn them from something that they were into something they were not in order to conceptually undermine it for sociopolitical gain, a bit like claiming "trans rights are human rights".
The funny thing is I actually know multiple SJW-types that will refuse to touch a product that does not contain LGBTQIA+ representation. If the main romance is a heterosexual one, they will not touch it unless the main character is a strong wamyn and the love interest is a weak, non-threatening man or it's interracial.
The best part is they don't buy ANYTHING, they pirate everything and watch all their shows and movies on streaming sites. They literally do not finance the products that they want changed to suit their world view. You homosexuals are the only ones actually paying for this garbage, the rest of them just watch somebody play it on youtube and squeal whenever they see a gay couple.
Why make a prosthetic leg if you're still gonna need a wheelchair
The only things I see wrong are the gay feminine hair style and the moronic prosthetic. They seem to take liberties and make the "greeks" a little too tan at times but this is fine.
Euro-Kangz posters are honestly hilarious. People who can't fathom that Meds and Nordics aren't the same blow my mind. Go back to jacking off your own culture and stop being mad that meds aren't blonde. You're as bad as the kangz posters who thought Egyptians weren't Arab.
>suddenly Ganker has a problem with disabled black euro men in vidya
>Literally entire character is supposed to be a joke
>Now it's "representation"
He's a one legged, one eyed black Scottsman. That is the punchline. They aren't calling him brave and beautiful and telling you that if you won't frick him you're a bigot.
>They aren't calling him brave and beautiful and telling you that if you won't frick him you're a bigot.
Did they say that in Hades 2?
Dunno man check their twitter or something I don't play shit game.
So you're making up something to be angry about? lol
You mean like racism and sexism? Yeah sure I guess. Anybody can make up reasons to be angry, not my fault you made me upset it's your fault for liking bad games. Stop liking things I don't like.
>Literally fabricating shit to be angry about
Lol
Lmfao, even
Demoman says the N word so he gets a pass.
Demoman is a joke character like every other TF2 character
Is he hitting on me?
I mean, he's "canonically" crippled
>god of disabilities
this is what happens when sjw make your game
I find it honestly kind of shocking that being afraid of sjws making cripples forced Ganker to learn that Hephaestus was clubfooted.
>this makes wheelchair good
Should be supporting himself on a staff in that case.
He's supposed to ride around in a winged chariot that could pull itself. It was also open to the front and looked like a chair. Literally the depiction has been posted in this thread.
That's literally just a fricking wheelchair. I fricking hate woke cucks who do this shit. Why would they call a wheel chair a fricking throne?
Jesus Christ the dishonesty.
The winged chair was what he rode back to Olympus after his exile. It's not his daily driver. He just wanted to style on everyone for his return
Don't care about the disability or chair since it's accurate. I'm wondering why they made him a disgusting fat frick and a pacific islander
>pacific islander
Look at the guy's nose and eyes, he's clearly med.
sweet baby coded
WE WERE MONARCHS N SHIT homie
Honestly I kinda like it. He's the god of the forge and he has a bum leg, of course he would forge some cool shit to work around it. Thematic and aesthetic.
where is the bussy? frick this game
ugh, jjfrenchie
even his non-nsfw is boner inducing
Why did they make him a nog though?
>devs are hypocrites
Oh, what a shock.
bara is based, what's the issue here?
Gaaaaay
>the most cursory knowledge people have of the god is that he was lame, ugly, and cucked
>/vpol/ made at a fat guy in a wheelchair for some reason
Never forget
NOTHING is worse for the world than leftists
Also, not a single one of those people would think a fat guy in a wheelchair is hot.
They are all hypocrites and evil. No act against them is immoral and they will never change.
>Also, not a single one of those people would think a fat guy in a wheelchair is hot.
That's where you're wrong.
If the fat dude is competent, rich, and powerful, he can have a harem.
Do you think a literal god of smithing is competent, rich, and powerful?
you will never have a chin
>Gaaaaay
Ha ha
Don't like it? Make your own fricking video games or shut the frick up.
It's strange how the superior intelligence and talent of white right wingers suddenly dissipates when it comes to making video games.
dilate
Its another series of Amerisharts explaining to you how their headcanon of your culture and history should be.
Its all so tiresome...
It's me Ganker. I'm the one funding Blackrock and diversity.
I'm the one who's going to devs and hollywood, making them turn pre-established characters or people black.
Why Ganker, why would I do this? Because I've jungle-fever.
A jungle-fever so strong I need all historical and mythological women to turn black so I can imagine myself colonizing them like some african prostitute found in a village.
Your heroes, villains, gods. They'll all be black one day. And I will colonize them.
Can we skip to the colonization part then?
Historical revisionism is apart of the fun.
>Hephaestus is supposed to be ugly
>Make him fat, black and in a wheelchair
Unironically, what did they mean by this?
please ban Americans from using European culture
Tolkien ripped off Robert E. Howard. Fantasy belongs to the United States. America won. Eurosharts lost.
>big
>fat
>cucked
>brown
literally me
even weaker browns cant help get cucked by superiors like Ares
Disgusting 3D pigs
Hades 2 is going to win a frickload of awards and no one is going to care about your identity politics whining.
Deal with it.
>we're gonna pat ourselves on the back
Ah yes because a god being on a fricking wheelchair makes sense
Holy fricking brainrot
Plus the obvious homosexual bear fetish thing
Are the people defending stuff like this brainwashed or are they just being contrarian to spite the /misc/ boogeyman?
>Clubfooted god sits in a wheel chair
I don't see what's so bad about it. I honestly don't see why people throw a hissy fit over it.
So, why do you defend it, then?
Because I don't like seeing this board polluted with /misc/ ragebait. We end up never talking about vidya and only talking about culture war stuff. When something like god with fricked up leg sits in wheel chair is enough to see multiple threads posted trying to farm engagement, or endless Fallout show 'SHE FRICKS A Black person' posting I get annoyed.
nta but it's literally so easy to think up a quick >s-stop noticing things gotcha that it immediately popped into my head even though i agree with you
why is he a fat frick?
why does he have a wheelchair if he has a prosthetic leg?
why does he have a prosthetic leg if he has a wheelchair?
did he lose the leg to diabetes from being a fat frick?
how is he gonna smith anything sitting down?
>though
how would you forge a sword as a fat cripple
>makes great and unique games with nothing else like them on the market
Cali-chads we can’t stop winning