Can I finally say I beat the game?

Can I finally say I beat the game?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You did remember to blindfold yourself right?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      and tie your hands to your feet

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >beating the game
    you didn't beat the game

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Did you have only 1 HP point at all times?

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If you used your hands, you absolutely did not beat the game.

    t. Foot Chad

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      My brother in legs.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Mugman
    No. The game isn't called Mugman, you homosexual.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Cuphead "and his pal Mugman" you Black person

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        they like to roll the dice

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          by chance they came

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            inside ms chalice
            and gosh they paid the price
            CHILD SUPPOOOORRRRRRTTTTT

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            to the KKK
            and now they're fricking racist

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Mugman is his brother, you Double Nibba

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >cumhead and fugman

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Not Cumhead and Smegman

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Cuckhead and his pal Frickman

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    no dude

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    mughead is too easy you have to use sandgrain

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    you fricking dumbass, you need to every stage as both Cuphead and Mugman, Cuphead first, then Mugman. Doing a Mug only run is speedrunner strats, aka troony shit.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You have to fight the bosses, OP.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Why are you fighting two massive towers of cum?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Haven't you seen the pilot saluki?

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Who plays as mugman?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      me sometimes
      i used to only play as cuphead
      but mugman is funny too, his animations are weird, he drinks himself, he has a creepy toothy grin, I like him

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Only died 16 times btw

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >died
      You didn't beat the game.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      how many times did you retry?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That pool should deffo keep track of Retries as well

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >didn't go for all S-ranks

      nope, didn't beat it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >The cup on the flag isn't yellow
      Where's the Expert mode, buddy?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I know my limits, and my limit is Saltbaker on Expert. It took me a while to beat him with any weapon and charm, so I know it will be hard as frick with Peashooter only. I'll still do it eventually.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Peashooter + Spread + Coffee is just ol reliable for me. I know people here jerk off roundabout and charge but I always come back to that combo no matter what (and occasionally replace one of them with lobber for even more damage)
    Right now I'm trying to plat the game, just finished getting all the S's and P's on Isle I

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Either you're autistic or have the patience of a saint

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Not him but Spread and Coffee basically offer the most DPS possible, why would it require patience

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I mean I'm able to meet the S rank time requirements? peashooter is fine, calm down

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Expect Wally to give you the most trouble for S-ranking world 2. The Dragon is ironically the easiest.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Peashooter + Homing + Heart Ring for me (Sometimes swapped out with smoke bomb if need be) and occasionally I use Miss Chalice.
      I do not care if some homosexuals on here or elsewhere think I'm cheesing the game.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No.
    If you did not beat the game on release month, you did not beat the game.
    Why?
    Because as time goes on people develop meta and game breaking strategies. Patches change things.

    This is a fact that has no argument. Go ahead and try to debunk it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I did beat it on release month
      Maybe October but still within 30 days
      I think I abused the overpowered pre-nerf Charge shot though.
      I come back to Cuphead often

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Maybe October but still within 30 days
        A month is not determined by the amount of days, so no, you did not beat the game.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Cuphead was released on September 29
          That gives you 2 days to beat it by your standards

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah that is my standard.
            Cope more, 2 days is plenty of time to beat a game if you are an actual gamer.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              i give you ten seconds to beat mario.
              10, 9, 8...

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                which mario?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I did beat it on release month
      Maybe October but still within 30 days
      I think I abused the overpowered pre-nerf Charge shot though.
      I come back to Cuphead often

      YOU DID NOT BEAT THE FRICKING GAME YOU FILTHY N******

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You beat the game!

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You beat the game

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Mugman
    No, homosexual. It's called CUPHEAD.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There’s only 5 bosses. Took me 2 hours to finish. Gameplay was the same, animations were nicer though. Because of my OCD, I 100%ed the game, then played the DLC.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They went too far with the mountain giant boss. This shit is a clusterfrick.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      phase 1 looks like it has a lot going on but it's manageable
      phase 2 has less going on but a lot of randomness that can screw you
      phase 3 is trivial

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >it's manageable
        I can't even see what's going on half the time. There's too many overlapping attacks and then I get hit by some invisible little gnome piss ball

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          use crackshot or converge, dash through the bear with smoke bomb if you have to and when the geese come, go to the far edge of the platform and drop down to the bottom and go to the other side while firing while avoiding the spikes, which will also clear the platform of all gnomes. If you use converge, you might want to drop down occasionally to clear out some gnomes.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why would anyone want to play as Mugman?

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the graveyard boss is breaking my fricking brain. I understand the gimmick, I just can't execute it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Crackshot
      Chalice
      Stay on one side
      Turn around when the fire wall comes
      Dodge everything else with jumps

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I died a few times then immediately aced it when I switched to smoke bomb, pretty simple

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is it better to pop back-to-back EX moves or save up for the beam super?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      EX moves are better damage over time, Supers are better for burst damage like if you want to end a phase early, they also have i-frames

      For example: The Super 1 beam does 72.5 damage, EX peashooter shots do 25 damage if it hits all three ticks. So you exceed the damage of the Super with only 3 bars instead of 5. But that's if you can hit them all, it's much easier to hit a single Super.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I can't even beat the first phase of saltbaker

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yeah you can
      you simply don't believe in yourself

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You're in luck, because Phase 1 is the hardest phase by far.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Use homing and you can pretty much exclusively focus on dodging. Keep your eyes on the fire.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    were you using a steering wheel?

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >NOOOO YOU'RE USING THINGS THE GAME GAVE TO YOU, YOU CAN'T. YOU DIDN'T BEAT THE GAME YOU DIDN'T BEAT THE GAME
    Spread + Crackshot + Smoke Bomb/Chalice + Invincibility Super

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Invincibility Super
      I don't see the point of this at all
      It's 5 seconds of invincibility, for 5 bars that could instead be used for damage to end the phase quicker and save your lives that way

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Aw an invicibility super. I wanted a damage super.
        >an invicibility super can make many damage.
        >Explain how.
        >time focused on dodging can be exchanged for focusing on the boss and increasing your damage.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know how the frick you could beat Saltbaker without iframes. It's crazy to me that Cuphead has no iframes in his default moveset.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      just jump over shit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      just use an auto aim weapon and focus on dodging and it's not that hard.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I had no idea you could make your character pop out more in the options menu. Someone should've told me way earlier.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You have to beat eevery boss in the game as ms chalice

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You have to beat every boss as Ms. Chalice to unlock that skin

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You have to beat all the bosses as Ms Chalice

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You have to kill all bosses as Ms. Chalice to get the gold Skin

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I beat the entire game on Expert and nothing was as hard for me as Chef Saltbaker on Regular. I'm not even going to attempt him on Expert. I legitimately died over 150 times.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      literally how? just use the crackshot ffs

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Peashooter isn't even a bad gun.
    You might as well have played on easy mode. Do it again but with the whirlwind gun instead.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    should i buy cuphead now that the hype has passed

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know. Can you repeat the question?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        should i buy cuphead now that the hype has passed?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          No.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yes.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe some day

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        have a nice day

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        have a nice day

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        based spongeGOD breaking the old tired malcolm in the middle combo, I kneel

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >The King's Gauntlet
    I can't take this

    is chalice the way to go? she makes rook so easy but then knight takes fricking forever since you can't get 2 hits in 1 like you can with cuphead

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You can 2-hit the charge and the arc-swing.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >knight takes fricking forever since you can't get 2 hits in 1 like you can with cuphead
      Yes you can
      The Knight is way easier with Chalice what the frick do you mean
      You even get more openings, like the short stab attack is way easier to parry

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You absolutely can do two hits as Chalice, just have some better reaction time

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    C.UCKHEAD
    THUGMAN
    AND CHALICE MAKE A DEAAAL

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You were supposed to use lobber since it has shit aim

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lobber is S tier damage, so no.

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