>can pirate it

>can pirate it
>finish it in 5 hours
>never look at it again
I don't understand Switch owners, and I even own one myself

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  1. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >never look at it again
    The casual consoomer strikes again.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      >NOOOO
      >you must rush through the same rehashed corridors, listen to the same generic music and shoot the same braindead fodder for 30 playthroughs like my troony did

  2. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    If the game doesn't sell you won't get more of them. Simple ass.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      >no more Mercury Steam shovelware
      Nice.

  3. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Id underappreciated everything when i pirated things too.

  4. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    PCgay, just alt tab back into your braindead multiplayer games that you've played for 2000 hours.

  5. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    any way to display cutscenes on yuzu?
    No, Im not changing to ryujinx

  6. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone playing dread atm or have a full playthrough that didn't get downed by NoA?

  7. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    So what's the average playtime looking like? I saw a guy mention a normal run taking 12 and another with 5.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      It was 5 hours for 48% item collection for me.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      I got 11 and a half hours at 100%. I want to say I got to the final boss at around 7 or so but I went to collect everything.

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        What do you unlock?

  8. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Havent all 2d metroids been ~5 hours with the prime games taking like significnatly more

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's interesting that I see a few people ask about how long it takes in recent threads and no one directly answers. Just one indirect mention because of a screenshot of someone's save and another person responding saying that it took them over double that amount of time. Otherwise, it's just greentext mockery like this thread and a few comments.

  9. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    You own a Switch owner? Slavery's illegal, anon.

  10. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    140 FPS at 1080p with no problems aside from the cutscenes. I'm not ever going to bother with the shitty switch version.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Game runs amazingly well. 4k 120fps for me. I've only beaten 3 bosses so far but gameplay is solid.

  11. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is it really 5 hours? I got 11 hours out of Wario Land 3 and didn't even beat the game

  12. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    this is from some website

    Metroid: 6-8 hours
    Metroid 2: Return of Samus: 5 hours
    Metroid: Samus Returns: 11-15 hours
    Super Metroid: 7-9 hours
    Metroid Fusion: 5-8 hours
    Metroid: Zero Mission: 4-8 hours

    thats 7.3 hours average. if we remove the freakishly long outlier thats an average of 6 hours a metroid game. Is it really that hard to belive folks. Its alost like you guys never played metroid games before and are filthy tertiaries at best

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Metroid: 6-8 hours
      >Super Metroid: 7-9 hours
      I can't speak on the rest, but these two are absurdly inflated.

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        If you're going in blind they can take a while. Especially the original.

  13. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >sequence break and get something before i should be able to
    >you dont know how to use this item
    yep thats going right into the cringe folder.

  14. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    wait its out? $60 2d plarformer for 5 hours? Is there something other than a regular playthrough?

  15. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >I don't understand Switch owners, and I even own one myself
    It's easy. Consoles are shit but the other ones are even more shit, so this is the best console gaming has to offer.

  16. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >can pirate it
    Free is still too expensive.

  17. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Buy the switch version
    >Want them to make more Metroid
    >Play it on the PC
    I don't even own a switch

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