>Can send radiation-proof companions to activate the water purifier in Fallout 3

>Can send radiation-proof companions to activate the water purifier in Fallout 3
>Can avoid dying for no one reason, and potentially help to improve and restore the wasteland by staying alive
>This is what they have to say

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Emil strikes again lol
    This is why Oblivion was a good ending because there was no gay choice. It was two godlike figures fighting and the player isn't forced into a dumb binary choice

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >pajeet doesn't understand selfless sacrifice
    As usual.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >thinks the player dying for no reason when a ghoul or mutant could just walk in and walk out again is peak deep writing
      Hi Emil

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Fabio doesn't understand how out of character that line is for Charon
      You didn't even play the game

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A self sacrifice loses its impact when it's pointless and easily avoidable and only forced because the writer realized they were in a corner

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      True. Whites do love killing themselves, after all. Hence, the high suicide rates.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And even after they've sat out to rot for a while afterwards, they still smell better than you.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I hate pajeets but holy shit that's the worst response I've ever seen KEK.
          I bet you're a non-white larping.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            your cope is showing

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Seethe. You're only able to post because the whie man invented internet and the computer. Society would collapse overnight if whites disappeared

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Yeah!
    >YEAH!
    >Whatsamatter? Can't stand the sight of your own blood!?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      TWO HITS, KID. TWO HITS!

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It makes sense with the biblical themes of 3 as well as mirroring the ending of fallout 1 with self sacrifice for the greater community. But if it really bugs you, play with the dlc

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Or the writer could not suck massive fricking dick and write a better reason for why they cant go in. The stupid homosexual is paid for it. But oh no my themes, my reasoning, its so much more hecking valid and not hamfisted trite. You should also stop sucking massive dicks, homosexual.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >It makes sense with the biblical themes of 3 as well as mirroring the ending of fallout 1 with self sacrifice for the greater community.
      Except the Vault Dweller didnt have a choice but the Lonesome Wanderer did...

      That is just the result of poor writting rather than something intended. If they were really set on making you sacrifice yourself, there would be something like "The water purifier can only be activated if your blood/dna is the same as dad's".

      This also would avoid the hilarious scenario where the Enclave could've activated it... for everyone's benefit.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >play with the dlc
      >ending calls the lone wanderer a coward for not doing it themselves

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >biblical
      Frick you dumb christcuck. Write a proper fricking ending you low-IQ baboon.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It makes sense with the biblical themes of 3 as well as mirroring the ending of fallout 1 with self sacrifice for the greater community. But if it really bugs you, play with the dlc

        It's not even biblical, fug off with that shit line.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Christcucks can't even keep their gospel straight despite it apparently all being the word of Jesus

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Oh my Science! What a based post!

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >there must be an organizer managing all of this
            a real shitty one, as things stand

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >as well as mirroring the ending of fallout 1 with self sacrifice for the greater community.
      You mean the ending where canonically after the overseer forcefully kicks the vault dweller out of the vault with no say (Which by definition means it's not a self sacrifice), he is then tried for treason by the rest of the vault and then executed and then shortly after half the vault leaves to join the vault Dweller and build a brand new community?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >biblical themes
      I still don't know why god couldn't just forgive everyone without killing a israeli carpenter

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Because Jesus only claimed to be A son of God and the Church, not willing to upset the social order by letting people share in whatever revelation the guy had about being part of a divine cosmos, buried it beneath a bunch of horseshit about him being THE son of God and sent to die as a sacrifice to Himself for the sake of clearing Original Sin from unborn babies

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        God didn't kill Jesus. Jesus sacrificed himself to atone for our sins.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          what did he lose? life on earth? it sucks down here, he's better off in heaven
          that "sacrifice" wasn't a fair trade at all, super rigged

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            by the same merits there is no such thing as sacrifice for mortal men either as we all enjoy paradise after death
            the point is that jesus was both mortal and god. he suffered just as we suffer, felt pain just as we feel pain, felt doubt and indecision, loneliness, horniness, everything we feel was felt by him.
            think about it like this. an entomologist can know everything there is to know about an ant. he can know so much so as to say that he understands the ant's mind completely. but he'll NEVER know exactly how it feels to BE the ant.
            jesus was god's experiment in being the ant. being the ant sucks.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I enjoy paradise falls. There's a lot of earning potential in the end of freedom

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >jesus was god's experiment
              God is already omniscient. He knew before anything existed what being human feels like.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >we all enjoy paradise after death
              that's news to me, everyone threatens me with eternal magic lava when they talk religion

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Christianity is used as a tool of control but priority 1 for a Christian is their own relationship with God. It's like how some ignore the shitty fanbase of a game they like. A religion as widespread as Christianity will inevitable lead to insufferable people speaking on its behalf.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              If Jesus was who he claimed to be then he has no real concept of humanity in the slightest. He'd have known as a matter of fact about the afterlife and his place in it. That's something no deity could ever really fathom, the uncertainty of it all from our perspective.
              No matter how much he may have suffered he knew what awaited him in the afterlife, we suffer and for all we know it's al just some cosmic joke where our maggot ridden corpses are the punchline.

              It's easy to act above it all and holier then thou when you know that no matter what you get a seat in the afterlife right next to daddies side. Jesus was the ultimate nepobaby.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                tbf anyone in the bible who directly interacted with angels or demons would also have been in that kind of position, of being 100% sure about what's on the other side and thus having an easier time dealing with death. There's also the fact that humanity as a whole grew obsessed with rationalization. How many people today would go through a supernatural experience and truly believe that it wasn't just a dream, hallucination, trick, etc? People used to be more much welcoming to mysticism as a concrete part of reality.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >of being 100% sure about what's on the other side
                But they're not 100% sure of being let in.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Aye, that's fair. I have met Christians who entered this mindset where they were pretty confident in their own odds.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It was a slow, painful death where he was publicly humiliated in front of all his friends and family. Motherfrickers even tried to get him to deny his beliefs to ridicule the word of God. I can't imagine anyone else surviving that and not developing a hatred of humanity.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              But god already hated humanity so really nothing changed

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I doubt Jesus would have been born at all if God didn't cared about humanity.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Why would he ditch the rules for heaven he already set up, the commandments that were so important to him that he flooded all humanity for not following them? Jesus is a satanic psy-op.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Beats me. I would like to ask him about it at some point.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >it was a situation he knew was coming, engineered specifically to happen, and did it on purpose to help those killing him
              dang what a terrible thing

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes. That's how sacrifices work, Anon.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Anon, a sacrifice implies something is lose. Sacrificed, you might say. Jesus lost nothing. God lost nothing. A few hours of suffering to the immortal entity that is outside time itself is less than nothing. A death a supposedly mortal man returned from when no other mortal could ever do such a thing is not a loss in any sense of the word.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I don't think that Heaven existing devalues life like that. I mean, imagine dying prematurely and not getting to grow old with your friends and family, never finding love, never starting a family, never getting to spend the holidays with people you like and seeing how their own lives are going, never feeling the joy of overcoming the limitations of your own, flawed existence, etc. There are definitively things that he missed out on. He didn't get to live a full life as a human because his desire to cleanse the palette was stronger.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Is that a theme for heaven? Placation? Because it sure doesn't sound satisfying.
                Would that satan still went pub crawling so we could all pick the road stingy jack did.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Frankly, Heaven is so far over my head that I avoid even thinking too much about it. I just treat it like a cool postgame that offers different experiences since a lot of stuff about life will be absent. I mean, unless Heaven has huge piles of porn or something.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >God didn't kill Jesus
          No he just created Jesus specifically to be pinned to a 2x4

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      biblical themes or not it could have been implemented better

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >muh themes
      I would rather have a logical story then a thematic one, out of spite.

      The whole point of muh themes is that you managed to weave it through the logical progression of cause and effect. It does not 'limit' storytelling, it merely requires skill. Normies understandably cannot be held to this standard. Luckily, we have people who are FRICKING PAID to do this, professionals. He is paid to do both.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    MY character didn't die because I never completed the main quest. As far as I know he's still ranching in the Capital Wasteland.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the DLC makes it pointless anyway
    great design Bethesda

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    These kind of things, like the moronic shaun plot in fallout 4, are where bethesda gets tragic. They want to write impactful moments but are simply not capable of doing so. Its not that they're "too silly" or "it's just supposed to be fun you ol' grump ;)" they seriously try but cant put one foot in front of the other because they cant manage the most basic elements of storytelling

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If it wasn't for the blatant nepotism there then ol' Emil would have been kicked out years ago as he can't write for shit. Unfortunately he's Todd's buttbuddy so he's still there.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fallout 3 works great as a sandbox. It's a fricking joke when it comes to anything resembling a compelling and logical narrative, we've been over this one fricking billion times.
    Bethesda took the easy route with every game's narrative after seeing the success of Oblivion.
    Logical narratives, with little to no in-universe contradictions or retroactive continuities? Frick that look at this cool spectacle, now buy our shit Black person!
    Normies will eat it up, because the masses don't care for engaging stories that make the viewer/reader/player think, the masses want big bang bang and big emotion throb with no consistency or basis in reality.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bethesda really should have just stuck to creating solid mechanics for good action-based RPGs and licensed it out so we don't live in the Action "RPG" world we live in now

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I love playing in Fallout 3's world and setting when it's attached to New Vegas in TTW.
        It's a huge fricking map with tons of locations to explore and plenty of enemies to mindlessly shoot. That's great.
        But when you focus on the quests and try to piece together anything resembling logic from it it begins to fall apart.
        It's literally best played without thinking about it too hard. Which is probably my biggest complaint about the game. That and the green filter, thankfully that can be modded out.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Top guy
    >noooo I don't wanna risk turning into a feral by getting exposed to the heavy radiation in there also I'm evil btw 🙂
    >Bottom guy
    >My fingers are too fat for the key panel, failure to enter the code correctly in time would be disastrous I'm sorry my fren 🙁
    fixed

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Emil is a moronic hack, what else is new.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fun fact: A guy called Brian Chapin wrote Fallout 3's main quest. Not Emil Pagliarulo.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        By now Chapin is a veteran, started in 2002.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    didnt they add an update for the dlc that makes it so you can tell them to get the frick in, but they're super passive aggressive about it. emil literally seething as it writes it

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fawkes is deliberately a pretentious ass. It’s something his character would do.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wasn't this fixed in a later patch?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The broken steel DLC.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I thought the top pic was Jason Voorhees for some reason.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >could have just forbid companions from the final room
    >instead have voice actors read off this dumb bullshit
    genuine moronation

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