Can someone stat the Brontosaurus

How can I play as a lore accurate gaygent brontosaurus

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i hate "stat this" threads but i would love to play a game set in the tingleverse

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I've been hunting for the PDF for years.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        There are 4 books, fren. All I know about it, from a review off of Something Awful I think, is that it's a rules light d20-based system set in a very very gay Weird Wild West.

        See:

        is this out in the wild yet?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You'll be hunting longer, they never released a PDF, even the hardcopy is ludicrously ridiculously hard to find.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Is this the first time Chuck wrote something that isn't gay?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        there's a few not gay ones

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Doesn't "aromantic" mean your capacity for love isn't real?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            basically yes but an aromantic person would say no

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            basically yes but an aromantic person would say no

            What we describe as Romantic Love in the modern era is Eros and Ludus. There are four other kinds of love; Philia, Storge, Agape, and Pragma.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Basically as this anon

            [...]
            What we describe as Romantic Love in the modern era is Eros and Ludus. There are four other kinds of love; Philia, Storge, Agape, and Pragma.

            says. Aromantic means you feel no romantic feelings for anyone but could still "good to go" with sex, while asexual means you have no interest in sex but could see yourself in a committed relationship. The combination doesn't mean you don't care about anyone, it just means you don't look for romantic relationships or sex but you can still love people as a friend, a family member, etc.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Aromantic is when the escort says "no kissing on the mouth".

            [...]
            What we describe as Romantic Love in the modern era is Eros and Ludus. There are four other kinds of love; Philia, Storge, Agape, and Pragma.

            >There are four other kinds of love
            I'll storge'd my phalia up your pragma until you're agape.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Hell yeah dude

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              You'll family'd your friend up his acquaintance until he loves you just the way you are no matter what?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Man Door Hand Hook Car Door 🙂

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't read this, in order to be lore accurate you'll need to spoonfeed me the lore.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The brontosaurus is a secret agent.
      He is also gay.
      But he is also tired of just taking other men's ass.
      It is.... no longer enough

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There is a published Chuck Tingle rpg anon. Officially to, not even a fangame.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I've heard that all the chuck tingle books are identical and just have find + replace on whatever random weird thing is the main character's gay lover is. How true is this? Or does he actually go into detail about how much different it is to suck a brontosaurus wiener?

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Chuck tingle is a fricking treasure.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Chuck Tingle is a fricking treasure.
      Remember that time he threw his support behind a game made of his books, but it was being made by Zoe Quinn and she just stole the money and used it for a trip to Japan and now Chuck Tingle pretends he was never involved in it at all and totally didn't get a share from the scam money?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Don't care, he's still a treasure.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Oh so how much did you get from the scam?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Nothing, but nor did I invest in it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >an author best known for publishing on Amazon is down for some easy grift
        this surprises no one

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        If he did or didn't, who cares? Zoe is the grifter, not him.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >from two time hugo award winning nominee
      Sends me everytime

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    is this out in the wild yet?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
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        Anonymous
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          Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Does this let me play as a pansexual sentient bicycle that is currently in an open relationship with the sentient manifestation of a gayent brontosaurus' prolapsed butthole?
        This is a deal maker or breaker for me

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, that is the whole point of that book.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yes. Because Love is Real, buckaroo.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry to tell you this, but according to the rules, only the velociraptor is honorable enough to be a player character race.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is easily the dumbest fad to come out of the internet, made worse by the fact that Redditors seem to think it's the most hilarious shit to ever exist.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Which is why you’re still reading the thread, huh.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      C.H.A.D

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I just don’t get it

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Aren’t these all basically the same novella with ctrl+f and replace?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wouldn't know I dont read gay exotica

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      they really aren't, although you'd expect it.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    gays should kill themselves.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry about your upcoming suicide then.

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