Can the Sphinx's boobies revive Dragon's Dogma 2?

The discussion for Dragon's Dogma 2 has mysteriously died down. We haven't been able to get a single thread past 200 replies in the last few days, especially after the Eldtree announcement, which seemingly killed all interest for DD2. Is it possible to revert this grim scenario with a picture of Sphinx and her milkers?

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ugly Art = Ugly Game = Do not Play

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jokes on you, I fricking love that fricking sphinx
      I love sphinxes
      I love Greek stuff
      I love Egyptian stuff
      I love torpedo breasts
      I love big nipples (you can perfectly distinguish the nipple)
      I love women with weird noses
      I love black sclera
      I love evil women
      I fricking love monsters
      I fricking love monsters that are also evil looking women with a weird nose and eyes black like the fricking night

      I'm going to marry the frick out of this freak

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      go back to your Rebirth thread xister

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      the game really is offensively ugly

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    why would anyone be hyped for a sequel of such a shit game?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think anyone here will deny that the first game sucks, BUT it is an impressive tech demo. Everyone is hoping that the second game is, well, a proper game.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The combat still looks really clunky. I didn’t like the climbing gimmick in the first game becuase it was so slow. I just can’t stand when they make climbing stuff in games so slow. Sometimes I don’t even know if my character is moving the right way.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You speak the truth.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            You speak falsehoods.

            Aught

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You speak falsehoods.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Shut the frick up

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >can't take a joke
              Melt down for hours again

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Try not to get so worked up over a harmless post

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Aught

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        im hyped but they really need to show something NEW, not just updated stuff from DD1. With the first ER footage they've already confirmed 8 new weapon categories, and each category comes with multiple animation sets, weaponarts and of course the weapons themselves, all just for a DLC.

        Meanwhile in terms of new weapon types in all this time capcom have show us.... trickster & mystic spearhand. Come on. I'm not asking they show everything pre-release, but at least confirm there's actual new unseen vocations we can find for ourselves while playing.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Did he really think that splitting his previous OP into three posts would fool anyone?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I don't think anyone here will deny that the first game sucks
        I think your trying too hard to fit in.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Din långnosiga blodsugande sandråtta.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm excited for it since I liked the first shitty game, and this one looks a lot less shitty.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Every day I pray that this game will be much more fun than the first one because that one was one of the most boring games I've ever played

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Every day I pray that this game will be much more fun than the first one because that one was one of the most boring games I've ever played
      Never played, but I'm seriously concerned by the lack of Biomes

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It isn't a fricking mystery, there's still over month until the game is out, and as far as I know there hasn't been any news for a while.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did you take off your pass?

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >killed all interest
    i’m hyped as frick and have been since the leak before the official announcement.
    at this point there’s nothing left to talk about unless a demo drops, they’ve given us pretty much all the info we’re going to get pre-release and it’s been discussed to death.
    until we get to play it we’d just be talking in circles. nothing to do but wait now.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      but anon, our resident schizo demands attention.
      what will xhe do without the daily DD threads? kill xherself?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        they could play a video game?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          no game will give them any (You)s

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          yuck! ptooie no thanks

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          He spends his handouts on his pass, he can't afford games

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      strange how mitsuki made this exact same thread earlier, and several anons posted a variation of this answer, but he refused to respond to any of them. then, when the thread died, he made this new thread, desperate to stir more shit.

      it's absolutely astounding that this man spends his free time trying to foment unrest amongst the fanbase of a game he's never played before. what mental illness is this?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I thought is was just disingenuous doomposting and he didn't really care about the game. But the 10th vocation announcement completely mind broke him. I haven't seen a meltdown like that since ER.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    why are zoomies so obsessed with muh engagement. social media has completely destroyed them
    >UHHMMM i opened my Apple IPhone™ and didn't immediately get notifs for The Latest Buzz on Ganker can we talk about that!?!?

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm playing DD1 before 2 releases. I like it so far but I just experienced peak Dragon's Dogma. A chimera jumps out and attacks my party. As I'm fighting it, a skeleton knight attacks me. Bandits attack me. 6,000 wolves attack me. I deal with everything and focus on the chimera. Periodically more wolves attack me. Getting a tad sick of this shit

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      there is no shame in fleeing from a powerful foe

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        True, but did you know that wolves hunt in packs?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I actually didn’t but probably because I’m soaked to the bone and my ears are full of water

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm going out of my way to avoid all dd2 media till the game releases. I want to go in as blind as possible. I will now be leaving this thread

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      godspeed anon, wish I had your fortitude.
      Anyway, a new 90 seconds video dropped a few moments ago. No new footage, so feel free to skip on it.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >No new footage

        besides this cute snippet of my wife

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          that was already shown before.
          but still, thanks for the webm, love Ulrika.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        damn I don't want them to reveal everything but they could throw a few new basics monsters at us or at least show some new mechanic, unless it's just the DD's ones and what was already show, Not a massive issue for me but I wanted to see more variety, maybe Itsuno really is blocking Capcom Incompetent Marketing Team, but I doubt it .

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Trickster purple/pink?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      obviously because its a hybrid of a pink and a purple vocation

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      hopium answer: it's indicative of purple/pink base classes. trying-not-to-get-my-hopes-up answer: an intern stopped itsuno while he was walking past one day and asked him what color trickster should be and he made up something on the spot.

      damn I don't want them to reveal everything but they could throw a few new basics monsters at us or at least show some new mechanic, unless it's just the DD's ones and what was already show, Not a massive issue for me but I wanted to see more variety, maybe Itsuno really is blocking Capcom Incompetent Marketing Team, but I doubt it .

      IGN said that they encountered several monsters that capcom told them they couldn't write about. it's clear that itsuno really just wants us to discover everything for ourselves. which is the way I would prefer it honestly. it just kinda sucks during the months leading up to release.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I guess the gay that said Itsuno is actively been a pain to the marketing team because "The process of discovering things by yourself is a essential part of DD2" was right then, kind of make sense if you think about it, if at release day people are find tons of shit the word of mouth will spread like wild fire. But hey even if its just DD but bigger I'm happy.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >IGN said that they encountered several monsters
        I remember them mentioning one large monster they were told to keep hidden, where did you get "several" from?
        It's mentioned in this video at about 28:40

        ?si=U-gAhPzGafOZihL9&t=1724

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I might be misremembering whatever it was that I read and it could've been only one, but the point is that if IGN found even one new monster in their tiny demo that they were forbidden to write about, the full game is likely to contain a whole bunch more that is intentionally being kept under wraps.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Itsuno was going about them in his actually there is interview about the sphinx

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    im hyped but they really need to show something NEW, not just updated stuff from DD1. With the first ER footage they've already confirmed 8 new weapon categories, and each category comes with multiple animation sets, weaponarts and of course the weapons themselves, all just for a DLC.

    Meanwhile in terms of new weapon types in all this time capcom have show us.... trickster & mystic spearhand. Come on. I'm not asking they show everything pre-release, but at least confirm there's actual new unseen vocations we can find for ourselves while playing.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      you’re comparing a dlc release that needs to show people why it’s worth $40 and a full game that wants to surprise players.
      ER’s marketing pre-release showed next to nothing.
      it’s the new hot trend to hide big parts of the game in order to surprise players and generate a bunch of free advertising in the weeks following release with all the “omg theres a huge underground zone!” posts on [social media platform]

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to craft my waifu already!

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    this troon has gotten his ass blasted in every dragons dogma thread for months and yet he continues to lie daily

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think you understand, he enjoys the attention even if its entirely negative. Just hide and ignore.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    you get nothing except a yellow star for your efforts

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >scroll through thread
    >no sphynx breasts
    the one time i actually WANT it to be a thinly veiled porn thread.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    is it me or is Capcoms marketing for this game lackluster as hell? We're 4 weeks from launch and we barely know anything about the game and the trailers we're getting is bad dubbed crap like https://twitter.com/DragonsDogma/status/1760789477264617659

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're a special kind of moron, I bet you love that movie trailers spoil the entire movie too, don't you?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I've seen mobile games with better marketing than this AAA console game.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm sure you have.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        this anon is right, but I'll be a bit more polite about it.

        what we've seen so far is sufficient to tease a new game while keeping enough in the dark to make for a wonderful, mysterious journey after release. you have to remember that most people aren't like Ganker, glued to the screen and desperate for any snippet of new footage. of course we're going to be thirsty, but only because we love DD so much and can't stand the wait for the game. but capcom keeping their cards close to their chest is the right move, because when we encounter a fricking cerberus or some shit in-game, we'll shit ourselves instead of experiencing a lackluster "oh, there it is" after having seen it a month before in gameplay footage.

        honestly, the best approach is to see zero trailers and zero footage for all games, movies, etc. it's just tremendously difficult to do so, so it's up to the developers to limit us.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          No anon, his kind care nothing for politeness, only attention.
          Hence why he just made the same post again with slightly different wording.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      marketing has been almost nonexistent. Fromsoft releases one trailer, shows a bunch of boss fights, new skills, new zones. meanwhile Capcom thinks this https://x.com/DragonsDogma/status/1760789477264617659?s=20 is good enough to bring in new players.

      game is going to flop, not because of Elden Ring, but Capcom's bad marketing.

      Doing this again, are we?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wish the swedes kicked out their sandland immigrants

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good. I don't wanna know a fricking thing. I went into the first game completely blind back in 2012 buying it on a whim and now in 2024 it's my one of my most played and beaten games of all time. I expect to do the same shit with Dragon's Dogma 2 so the less I know the better.

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    marketing has been almost nonexistent. Fromsoft releases one trailer, shows a bunch of boss fights, new skills, new zones. meanwhile Capcom thinks this https://x.com/DragonsDogma/status/1760789477264617659?s=20 is good enough to bring in new players.

    game is going to flop, not because of Elden Ring, but Capcom's bad marketing.

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    DD threads have been so much more pleasant since I filtered the passgay

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's hilarious how painfully obvious his samegayging is

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >muted seething noises

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, it's just more bullying

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You are infinitely worse than passgay, I hate you way more, if I could filter schizos I would filter specifically that, all schizos that keep posting off-topic garbage

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          filtering the passgay also filters the people responding to him with screencaps, conveniently

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Oh thank god I'm gonna do just that.
            For every passgay post with remotely good humor the schizos generate 20 bitter seething posts, it's so tiresome.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >for every passgay post with remotely good humor the schizos
              Pffft

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >passgay post
              >good humor
              now THAT'S funny

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Be quiet, fittslem.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I really wish its pronouns would shift from it/its to once/was.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I don't think "once" nor "was" are pronouns, chud

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                He is saying he should kill himself

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just want a fricking demo so I can know if my laptop can run it or not.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can it run re4 remake?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I just downloaded the demo and it ran fine. A lot of things at off or low but it still looked good which is fine with me. The problem is RE4RE has a min requirement of 4gb vram, which I have, but dd2 has a min of 8gb vram.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I saved this image some days back. gonna use it to optimize my george foreman grill so it can run DD2 best as it can. maybe it'll help you too.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            NTA but that does help, I remember getting a big boost by disabling volumetric light quality in RE2R. FSR1 is a bit too much for me though, and I don't believe CAS is available in RE4R? Unless they're the same thing with different names that is

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Give up, the deck will never run it

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                your deck will never be uncircumcised swiggeryid

                and women run screaming from it per your Tinder history

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                If it runs Avatar Frontiers of Vram Usage through the ubisoft store then it will run anything else that comes out this generation, I'm fine with PAL Nintendo 64 framerates

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                the game really is offensively ugly

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hope it has the character creation. March's right around the corner, I can't wait.

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Demo fricking when?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Twitter vote
        I don't see a Twitter vote. What's that talking about

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          There's a choose your own adventure on their twitter, you use likes and retweets to vote.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I looked around on the Capcom and DD twitter and saw nothing like that. Is it just some fanshit you're talking about?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              https://twitter.com/DragonsDogma/status/1760665754586759495

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                https://twitter.com/DragonsDogma/status/1760665754586759495
                You blind moron

                Oh huh. Well in my defense you have to expand the tweet to see it and I was also going off the calander which says that today there'd be twitter vote 1

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Anon
                Anon pls

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You don't see the Likes and Repost unless you expand it. Stop trying to be a memefunny bully.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              https://twitter.com/DragonsDogma/status/1760665754586759495
              You blind moron

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >March 13
        >March 15
        >March 20
        TRUST THE PLAN

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      March

      You are infinitely worse than passgay, I hate you way more, if I could filter schizos I would filter specifically that, all schizos that keep posting off-topic garbage

      >s-stop bullying me
      Womp womp

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >New DD2 in 90 seconds video
    >Same recycled footage
    >Same enemies from before
    >Still 0 hype music or enthusiasm
    The marketing team needs to be raped by a gorecyclops Istg

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >SPOIL ME MORE DADDY
      They've already shown off enough to get people hooked, any more would detract from the experience of playing it yourself.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don't bother, he is about to go off on his next 5 hour rant, and already made two posts saying the same fricking thing

        is it me or is Capcoms marketing for this game lackluster as hell? We're 4 weeks from launch and we barely know anything about the game and the trailers we're getting is bad dubbed crap like https://twitter.com/DragonsDogma/status/1760789477264617659

        marketing has been almost nonexistent. Fromsoft releases one trailer, shows a bunch of boss fights, new skills, new zones. meanwhile Capcom thinks this https://x.com/DragonsDogma/status/1760789477264617659?s=20 is good enough to bring in new players.

        game is going to flop, not because of Elden Ring, but Capcom's bad marketing.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I see, hopefully the swedish goverment investigates his case and cuts his pass-related hand outs.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes Black person I want more footage less than a month before release

        Look at the first game's trailer that's basically the whole plot without the dragon's death.

        Aqua got you really fricked if you are defending the same 5 gameplay clips for the last 2 months jesus christ

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Passgay ain't defending shit mate, he would be more likely to instigate, like he did with the OP.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don't think that's what he meant, anon.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sucks to suck

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          sphinx generated more hype than anything from DD1 marketing. I don't need anything else. only a demo.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's a month from releasing anon, the hype train left the station months ago and is about to reach the destination.
          After it does reach it, is when the real marketing campaign begins as the passengers depart the train and say how the destination is, good or bad.

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >sudden increase in what I can only assume is seething post stubs after filters are brought up
    Every time

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    RE Engine slop

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    where will passgay go once DD releases? a lot of us are planning on an exodus from Ganker to avoid spoilers. will he just samegay eternally until the schizophrenia takes over completely and he jumps off a cliff? I wish I could witness it, but I'll be too busy playing DD2 having the time of my life

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      he'll start spamming chart threads

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He'll most likely make a seething post along the lines of "I never said it would fail" and then jump ship to shit more on the ER DLC or start the doomposting for MH Wilds

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would imagine he'd latch onto another anticipated release, but since DD is a Ganker approved cult classic, the dopamine hit will not be comparable.
      He'll purchase a rope and tie it in his living room, before isekai'ing himself to live out the rest of his days as a goblin in a starting area in one of DD's cycles.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >click click click
        >Stoopid Arison, you gonna flop!
        >dies
        Amusing mental image

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just need a final vocation reveal. Advanced green, yellow, another hybrid.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Deep inside you know that you will only have 10 vocations. No advanced thief, no advanced ranger.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Deep inside you know that you will never be a real swede

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The demo will fix this. Also keep in mind that Elden Ring is a PS4/Xbox One game so it's going to have a much wider audience, people are still wondering if it will run at 60 fps with a mid range rig.

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love dragon's dogma because everybody and their mom says
    >you play as a knight that slays a dragon? yawn that's so cliche
    but there's very little games that actually let you do that

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is like RE all over again where they didn't know the tiddies would go viral, they need to meme that shit up like Nier Automata did on twitter.

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Will Advanced green be blademaster with twin scimitar(1 long as hand a half size and 1 short)+sheathes? Hope Itsuno delivered nice sword action here.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Someone posted a cool pic that I forgot to save, but it has some reasonable suggestions for possible classes. I think Red/Green works best for samurai.

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mysteriously
    There hasn't been any worthwhile news while we wait for the launch.
    Is this people being addicted to hype trains like crack, or just discord homosexuals killing time when they don't have actual threads to try and derail?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      #2

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    DD2 will be the best RPG since DD1. Really looking forward to it.

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You've made a few of these thinly veiled "DD2 bad" threads today. Why are you so desperate?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      childhood trauma probably

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is darth maul really the mystic knight replacement

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Din mamma knullar apor, ditt nasse.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      is this elvish? can any pawns translate?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I've a pawn that knows aught of this!
        "Your mother fricks monkeys, you piggy."
        is the rough probably wrong translation.

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    the frick is with these trailers? why does everything feels like a wet noodle? where the frick is the arc of deliverance?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      in the IGN videos and jap streams

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