>canonically adventures through two regions. >canonically has seven pokemon on hand

>canonically adventures through two regions
>canonically has seven pokemon on hand
>canonically obtains 18 badges
>canonically beats two leagues, eight Elite Fours
>canonically beats three different trainers holding the title of Champions
>canonically beats an impossibly advanced magicrystal powered artificial intelligence with a team composed of mythological fabled pokemon that shouldn't even exist
>canonically fricks Nemona
Kneel to the apex protagonist.

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want his feet on my face

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    So its barely a little bit better than gsc protagonist?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      He has
      >+1 pokemon
      >+2 badges
      >+4 Elite 4 trainers
      >+1 Champion titled trainer
      >+1 super technomagic robot posing as a dead professor using 7 fairy-tale creatures
      >+1 Nemona
      Of advantage over Ethan, I wouldn'at call that "barely a little bit better"

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ethan gets to beat Red and have Jasmine's pussy.
        He's undoubtedly the winner here

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Red jobs to all protagonists and Jasmine is just a gym leader, not a spaniard Amazon goddess addicted to the protagonists' musk and saliva.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        lol no one gives a frick about scat & vomit's Uber Eats league.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          You gave enough shit to reply

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        aren't 10 of those "badges" gay little friendship bracelets made by an autistic kid. i also don't think paldea's shitty league and champions count for much

        i dont know how strong koraidon is lore-wise but i think it's pretty clear the arceus protagonist is the strongest

        if you're counting pajeeta as a champion then gary motherfricking oak absolutely counts

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          it's without a doubt PLA MC if you believe they are the same character as the Plat MC

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don't think platinum matters much here, the PLA protagonist defeats and captures four gods including Arceus just to complete the game. Platinum has no mandatory legendary captures, and the one legendary you are forced to fight has the lowest catch rate in the series

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              they still kicked giratina directly in the testicles, which is what I was mainly getting at. but giratina is one of the aforementioned gods that they end up catching so I suppose you're right

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            How are they not?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Those are badges for beating titans, "dominant pokemon" in japanese like the ones from Alola (localized as totem), and the Star commanders are literally stronger than the gym leaders, those are legit achievements

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Gary Oak does not exist in the games, moron, and Green Oak isn't a Champion in GSC

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            he was the champion but then he lost, just like pajeeta

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              He was a Champion and stopped being the Champion by the time you fight him, like Rose's brother in SwSh DLC. Geeta and Nemona are both Champions when you beat them

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >canonically fricks Arven AND nemone
    Fixed that for you

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is Kitakami an actual region? Figured it'd just be an IoA but if it's a full region with a badge quest I may actually look into getting this game on store credit

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It does not. OP is referring to the 'badges' you get from Team Star and the Titan Pokémon. The other Elite Four is the BB league crew and the champions are Geta, Nemona and presumably Kieran.
      Kitakai is indeed an IoA, though lorewise likely a seperate 'region' that isn't part of Paldea.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It does not. OP is referring to the 'badges' you get from Team Star and the Titan Pokémon. The other Elite Four is the BB league crew and the champions are Geta, Nemona and presumably Kieran.
      Kitakai is indeed an IoA, though lorewise likely a seperate 'region' that isn't part of Paldea.

      Kitakami and Blueberry Academy are explicitly said to be outside Paldea. Kitakami is a small region north of Kanto

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Kitakami is a small region north of Kanto
        Source? Because of course it has to be around KANTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          The place is not!Japan, the name in all languages reads as north and god (even un spanish is called "Noroteo" from norte/north and teo/god) and is famous for its apples, to the point the first new non-legendary pokemon introduced is a new Applin evolution.
          Those all line up with the Tohoku region, which is north of Kanto.
          https://japan-harvest.jp/fruits/en/2018/10/03/2701/

          So you go from spain to a summer camp in Japan then go back and become an exchange student in some artificial island which may or may not be part of another region of Europe, most likely

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >canonically obtains 18 badges
    Fanfic.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >canonically has the biggest wiener

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >canonically fricks Nemona
    AND Arven too. Possibly also Penny.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >canonically becomes the bisexual overlord of the region, provokes lust wherever he goes and has threesomes every night

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >wife who trains and battles with him until they are both unbeatable
      >husband who cooks them delicious and healthy meals and organizes fun camping trips
      >gets sandwiched between them every night
      He's living the fricking dream. What a chad

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >canonically becomes the bisexual overlord of the region, provokes lust wherever he goes and has threesomes every night

        >canonically fricks Arven AND nemone
        Fixed that for you

        W-what about Penny?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          She's busy having ERP sessions with Team Star. But she can join the throuple sometimes if she wants

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