Canonically speaking, everyone residing in Hyrule drinks Zora piss and shit. What do you think the ramifications are for Hyrule and the wider Zelda universe?
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you never heard the saying "don't shit where you eat"? it's not like zoras can't be out of water either
the bigger problem is king zora's ass sweat
Canonically speaking, the freshwater sources mankind drank from for much of human history had fish shit in it. Underwater wells were probably the only exception and even then it probably had some sort of organisms swimming around shitting in there.
I don't know if you know this but cleanliness was not much of a value in the kind of setting Hyrule is based on
I know OoT has some complicated designs and layouts, but the world map really isn't thaaaaaat hard to understand. C'mon
there is also endless clean water behind the jabu jabu mountains
The overhead beta map disproves this. I'll do you one better, WHY do you want to believe this theory. It certainly isn't to be funny that's for sure.
It's just janny spamming low-quality threads so he has a reason to delete the normal one praising the game today on its birthday. Not kidding
You're drinking reused water that a bunch of prostitutes pissing out their birth control into causing you to be more feminine with every sip. I think the Hyrulians are just fine.
We literally have radioactive shit, carcinogens and cancer meds in our water. OP must be one bluepilled moron
you sound very waterpilled anon
Yeah and that’s in first world countries with water treatment standards. Most of the world population is would be happy to have any “clean” water.
If this bothers you, take a taste of Kakarikos tortured corpse piss from the well.
Probably jizz and shit too.
Anon where do you think fish shits and pisses in real life? Yeah right into your water. It's fricking fish, it shits up every water supply in every universe
>Nobody in Ocarina of Time is shown drinking water or talks about drinking water
>it's canon that nobody in Hyrule drinks water
>just LonLon Milk
Sauce? Asking for a friend.
>implying you wouldnt want to drink young Rutos bath water
>wouldn't want to drink Ruto fish pussy water
sauce?
>what are the ramifications of this thing that was already happening continuing to happen
Nothing?
Also, most of the water in OoT Hyrule doesn't pass through Zora's Domain. Pay attention to the layout of the fountain, domain, and river.
All the water passes through King Zora’s ass cheeks
Hello sirs, do the needful drink the water
King Zora is the royal filtration system.
I was thinking about this and yeah pretty much all the water in Hyrule goes right through King Zora's butt crack and down his taint and fishy balls.
Absolutely based motherfricker.
Speaking of which, what do they eat, there’s not enough chickens or crops to feed all of hurtle. My theory is they poach gorons for royal feasts.
Hyrule*
I jerk off to the idea of all of Hyrule's population bathing in downstream Zora semen
Why the Zoras turned evil and attacks you in ALTTP?
Oracle of Ages retconned that the green evil Zora are "river zora" and the humanoid blue ones are "sea Zora"
Not really. Play more Zelda games. If this the case, FSA undid it. The truth is Ku exist as a separate species and are sometimes confused for Zora.