>can't bang the prostitutes

>can't bang the prostitutes
dropped

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    where would you bang them, on the horse?

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    You know whenever there are prostitutes there's usually an inn nearby right

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It doesn't make sense story/lore wise to be able to do that

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Arthur has no dick? If I want to do that let me devs, frick your lore

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Making a random camp
        >Murfree Brood gang introduced themselves
        Damn it was kino

        He had a wife and son

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          his wife's son*

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >had
          Exactly, they’re irrelevant

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          a random camp
          Brood gang introduced themselves
          >Damn it was kino
          >

          Arthur has no dick? If I want to do that let me devs, frick your lore


          >He had a wife and son

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >having a family means you don't have a sexdrive
          Why are you guys so autistic? Are all rdr2 shills underage or thirdies because I don't think a normal adult mind makes such a low IQ argument.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            the average video game enjoyer is a shut in with no real emotions other than seethe at failing very minor social activities- the idea that a formerly married man would have no qualms going whoring just to have something to do is validly lost on them.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      arthur has a very bad case of oneitis

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty much this. John’s inclusion to the story doesn’t make sense. If Arthur could bang any chick, it would not make sense to then exclude that mechanic when John is playable.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >it would not make sense to then exclude that mechanic when John is playable
        so dont

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >it would not make sense to then exclude that mechanic when John is playable.
        The frick it doesn't. John is a married man and he loves Abigail so much he married her despite being an ex-prostitute.
        Michael in GTA5 can frick prostitutes then stops when his relationship with Amanda recovers while the rest of the trio fricks whoever they want.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          In other words John got a prostitute at home for free, so why pay

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >it would not make sense to then exclude that mechanic when John is playable.
        The frick it doesn't. John is a married man and he loves Abigail so much he married her despite being an ex-prostitute.
        Michael in GTA5 can frick prostitutes then stops when his relationship with Amanda recovers while the rest of the trio fricks whoever they want.

        actually, why are so many rockstar protags literal cucks that marry/waste time with a used prostitute?
        >Johnny from TLAD
        >John
        >Michael
        >Franklin got cucked by a non-ghetto Black person with Tanisha

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because they're criminals.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Johnny
          because GTA5 is poorly written and the writers felt like making Johnny a crack addict. Which is even more especially when Johnny was completely done with Ashley and didn't partake in drugs in TLAD.
          >John
          He wasn't the sharpest tool in the shed and it took a wolf mauling half his brains out for him to become smart
          >Michael
          because GTA5 is poorly written with trash characters
          >Franklin
          actually Franklin managed to steal Tanisha back by the time of GTAO so he got back his used goods.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            [...]
            actually, why are so many rockstar protags literal cucks that marry/waste time with a used prostitute?
            >Johnny from TLAD
            >John
            >Michael
            >Franklin got cucked by a non-ghetto Black person with Tanisha

            Abigail is such a realistic woman, I have to give it to israelitestar. She wants John to be a bonafide man, like a banker. However, if she was with a banker, she'd want him to be a gun slinging bad boy, a la Doc Holiday.

            And John's just a dumbass. Can't build no house, can't run no ranch. He's explicitly a goomba for Dutch up until his American Venom moment. they're both perfect for each other.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Should be a special Bath option with Abigail at Beecher's Hope

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Rockstar patches in deluxe bathing at Beecher's Hope
                >you still have to pay her 50 cents

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Abigail and John are probably one of the better written realistic couples in video games. They fight argue and bicker but at the end they try their best to make it work for their son.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            unless they fricked the timeline GTAO is a prequel

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I told Mary to take a hike both times and tried to hit on Mary Beth every opportunity when I played. it made sense in my play through

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      John not going whoring makes sense, but Arthur?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It also doesn't make sense that Arthur can frick off into the wilderness for months at a time, hunt countless animals for their pelts and find ancient gold stashes and bring back more money for the gang than Dutch has ever seen, and still not affect the story in any way.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        The linear story clashes so hard with the open world it's not even funny

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >playing RDR2 for the "story"
      John said he's never been to New Austin before in RDR1 and that he had a daughter.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        The game doesn't make any sense when you put it next to 1, like most prequels.
        It's also weird on its own, why the frick is New Austin blocked for Arthur? I get Blackwater, so you can have a bit of exclusivity with John, but NA is nonsensical.
        I heard Chapter 1 was supposed to be set there before they reworked it, which explains why the games Chapter 1 feel so odd

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          No. Arthur was supposed to go to New Austin to treat his TB but that was cut. It's the only reason that region is in game. They later repurposed it for RDO.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Arthur was supposed to go to New Austin to treat his TB but that was cut
            I'm hearing conflicting information. I wish there was a place where I could read about cut content. The Wikia sucks. It's a lot of "NPC named Joseph isn't in the game"
            The TB thing also annoyed me. I dunno much about the disease but based off Tombstone shouldn't it take years to kill him? And shouldn't it make him much weaker in his final moments?

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              TB can progress very rapidly, depending on the circumstances. I imagine the whole Guarma thing, and his smoking didn't help either.
              Guarma was also supposed to be an entire open world location before it got cut down.

              >And shouldn't it make him much weaker in his final moments?
              Arthur died from being beaten to death by Micah(or shot, depending on your honor), not from TB. I guess adrenaline helped him to at least put up a fight against him.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Guarma was also supposed to be an entire open world location before it got cut down.
                Goddamn, games are so unfinished these days
                CP77 was basically devoid of playtesting
                BG3 seemed like the entire 3rd act was an afterthought
                Darktide was barely a game

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                its not a case of being unfinished, thats not what cuts are, its a problem of scope, youd also throw a fit if games took 15 years to complete due to adding and finishing every throwaway plan or idea. theres a timetable until release and if something cant be completely finished adequately on time then its scrapped. there is alays cut content, how much there is, is irrelevant to whether the game is in a finished state by release. Youre conflating two similar but not connected things

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >youd also throw a fit if games took 15 years to complete due to adding and finishing every throwaway plan or idea.
                Not really. I mean 15 years is an exaggeration, but if it's true that RDR2 development started immediately after 1 released, then it's just 5 years more.
                The thing about RDR2 is that it goes beyond the usual cut things. You can tell there's entire chunks of the game missing.
                New Austin is an entire new region, with exclusive enemies and bounties and you can't get here as Arthur and John isn't supposed to be there

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                the complaint already exists that open world games are "big and empty". i myself cant imagine finishing an entire region for no reason when significantly more production time is required to fill out said "finished" map with actual game content. i imagine the cuts WOULD be huge, just like Dragons Dogma- no point finishing a gigantic Moon map if theres no time to put game on it

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I dunno, they could've cut Guarma and that slow and boring start on the ice
                It's a western game set almost entirely on West Virginia and Louisiana, did we really need Cuba too?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                they simply fricked up. they probably had a narrative plan early on but by the time Guarma came up they were like "shit, we took too long and now this aint gonna work" so as it stands the whole deal of "Arthur's condition worsens in his fish-out-of-water arc" just falls flat

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah.
                I like the game, it's great, but man do you feel the wasted potential

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          New Austin was clearly added in much later in development. The beta map for RDR2 ended with West Elizabeth, and the river blocking the way over to New Austin for John (because he can't swim).

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        moron
        he never was in new austin in rdr2
        he had the daughter either before rdr2 or in the years between the end of chapter 6 and the epilogue

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >he never was in new austin in rdr2
          you dipshit, go play the entire game then KYS for posting this unbelievably dumbass remark

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            prove john said he was in new in New austin

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          prove john said he was in new in New austin

          This whole mission proves you're moronic.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            prove john said he was in new in New austin

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              prove john said he was in new in New austin

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bruh I've been listening to Old West outlaw biographies recently and one thing I can tell you is that everyone was whoring like crazy during that time.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      this arthur is very pc and female exploitation isn't very pc

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        pc gays told me "sex work" is empowering though.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          It is, but only for fat dykes or troons

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          the game isnt made by pc, its made by a capitalist entity
          and there you have the issue to modern games and the modern world in general

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good bait, I almost got mad

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      i wonder what the cope will be when gta vi doesn't have it

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >no Dan Houser
        will be that cope.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Aren't the protagonists a couple?
        Would make even less sense than Arthur fricking prostitutes.

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only evil people have sex with prostitutes

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >can’t do anything

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    They could’ve made this funny with witty one liners about Arthur’s wiener in the bath the women make for him and he shoots them down in his aww shucks way. Rockstar has absolute no sense of humor in this game besides Lenny which is just a GTA V mission in RDR2 for some reason.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      gta 6 will be even worse

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rockstar has gone soft. I bet GTA VI won't have prostitutes either.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The two main characters are supposedly in a relationship with each other so I highly doubt prostitutes will be in GTA VI.

      I'm honestly surprised it's still going to have a strip club, though that's probably toned down. Rockstar aren't who they used to be. At least CDPR aren't shying away from that stuff for now.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >At least CDPR aren't shying away from that stuff for now.
        Lol
        Watch as there's no sex cards on the Witcher remake

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    wrong board: Wrong board

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      i dont think i have ever seen anyone praise the mission structure. only the open world and its aspects

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Manginas gush over the story. I gave every cinematic a chance but skipped them all when they turned out gay so I wouldn’t know.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          i found it better than the average western movie but there were some kino moments spread out so i think you're just not into westerns anon.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I think there's a cutscene that ends with them in bed and you get te controls back they're on their small clothes

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I sat in the tub and getting belly rubs for 1 hour real time thinking something would happen

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    So Lenny was Mary's bull, right?

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Transgender? Heh I hardly know her hehe.

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    yeah, that was really immersion breaking
    you can kill 9000 animals and each has unique skinning animation, but there's not a single prostitute you can frick
    what were they thinking?

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Can't say Black person
    Dropped

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    If I were being generous to Rockstar and thinking its not just them doing it because of their shifting progressive morals, I would say its probably because prostitutes combined with the games gore would net it an AO rating.

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s an easy answer to this. Arthur is 30 some years old. He’s gotten too old to have one night stands, he wants to marry and feel genuine love. His days of banging anyone are over because he’s done that too many times that it doesn’t make him feel excited anymore. Arthur has done that so many times that he got to develop standards. And Mary Linton’s storyline is the other reason. It’s obvious that he still loved her and she still loved him. If Arthur could bang prostitutes on the side while this storyline was on, it would be a disconnect.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bullshit, 30 is prime time to hit Thailand and frick out of your mind for any western man that isn’t married yet.

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    You couldn't in the original neither.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The original at least had a good explanation that John was a married man that really loved his wife and wouldn't cheat
      Arthur has no such hangups

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Arthur is still evidently head over heels for his ex gf, so you can make the same argument.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's pretty weaker tho.
          John is bound by the sacred vows of marriage and returning to his wife is literally his end goal throughout the game
          Arthur keep his oneitis but doesn't even seem to want to get back together

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not getting to bang this sexy psychopath bothered me much more
    Arthur's devotion to Dutch makes no sense the way their relationship is presented in-game
    There was no reason Morgan couldn't just pick one of the 3 women clearly in love with him and just get out

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s explained non verbally that Arthur wanted to stick around for that last big heist so that he could give it to the camp members. He have the bag of money to Tilly Jackson, Abigail and Sadie who were all supposed to wait at a place

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      god sadie was fricking annoying

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, it was annoying how she wasn't sucking my dick

        I wanna frick her in the butt

        We all do you're not special

        Arthur ended up more loyal to the gang than to Dutch.
        I can fix her.

        Should've shot Dutch or formed his own gang then. Still no reason for him to stay there

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Should've shot Dutch or formed his own gang then. Still no reason for him to stay there
          He's not that kind of man, moron.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, that's what makes him a poor character, his VA charisma notwithstanding
            Arthur doesn't want anything, or does anything that he wants. He just does what he's told and complains when he doesn't want want to.
            If he cared about the other members of the gang he could've left and taken them, but he never does. He never shoots Micah, despite him being comically evil and, and he'll never shoot Dutch, despite him clearly being out of his mind

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              All I'm hearing is you're upset the story didn't go exactly the way you wanted.
              You're entitled to your opinion.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                What you're hearing is that the story isn't as good as it could've, mostly because of two factors, a) being it's nature as a prequel, so things need to be forced to their situation as they were in the original and b) being the highly linear story is dynamically and thematically combative with the open world design

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, what I'm hearing your interpretarion of Arthur and his actions in the most uncharitable way you can. Which you're free to do.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, what to you're hearing is my interpretation of Arthur and his actions in the most critical ways.
                You can see it's not a story written by hacks, but it's filled with issues people don't address

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Subjective

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, everything not expressed in figures is. But in this subjective subject which we are submitting to scrutiny, my argumentation is stronger

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wanna frick her in the butt

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        that's not very "Oh Orthur" of you

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >that time she calls you honey in that husky voice
          I nutted right then and there

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >get yer OWGHN daym drank
            neurons etc.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Arthur ended up more loyal to the gang than to Dutch.
      I can fix her.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Could they fix Syphilis way back in 18wheneverthefrickthegametookplacein? Cause I'm pretty sure she caught it after getting gang banged for days on end at the start of the game by those guys you kill.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          You wouldn't get it. Low T homosexual.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        imagine being mesmerised by sniffing her sweaty body, feeling the aroma of her armpit and tasting her unwashed pussy on an open field under the moonlight

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Good lord the amount of semen i gave to her is insurmountable. but not as much as Marie Rose tho

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          How? There's hardly any good porn of her

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Voice actress is Petunia Stupid from The Stupids

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tasty

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      god i hated this girlboss b***h so much
      almost ruined the game for me

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I do think they lay it way to thick
        The gang is filled with seasoned killers but everytime Sadies does anything people fall on knees in praise
        >bah gahd did you see that womaan shoot? She killed 15 O'Driscoll bastards
        >I wouldn't want to tangle with her

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >15 O'Driscoll bastards
          This was my main issue with the game. The rival “gangs” are less like gangs and feel like entire militaries. You kill like two hundred O’Driscoll’s throughout the story and they never seem to be any less of a problem. Same fro the gangs like the Murphee’s and the Skinner’s. At least the confederate militia guys have an excuse that they’re like a legitimate private army, but everyone else feels just as powerful.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, there's some violent segregation between gameplay and story
            The game has this strong focus on realism and verisimilitude, often focus QoL or player convenience for it, but then it does obviously gamey stuff like having you and Lenny single handedly assault a compound filled with almost a hundred bushwhackers and no one bats an eye
            It's a massive disconnect. The worst is likely the mission to rescue Micah, where you shoot up what has to be 55 people, in what's supposed to be a quaint resort town
            It's contradictory the story, because you're supposed to be laying low and not attracting attention and you've just committed the highest body count massacre on the history of the United States for a guy no one likes, and gameplay wise it makes you identifiable by police and nets you a bounty.
            Actually, the whole identification system is nonsensical, both story and gameplay wise
            1's was simpler but made more sense

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    just take a bath in the one saloons.

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hey guys it’s cowboy in the 1800s wild west here I just so happen to have the same exact stance on every political and social issue as a californian gamedev I’m basically the best written character in all of gaming

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Artur the cali-cvck pilitically corect moron, that got no b***hes and is dying for being a yes man to some ~~*austrian*~~ with a big nose
      Vs
      >John, the run around mexico in a poncho while shooting locals for cash, with a bawd wife at home fella

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Dutch
        >Austrian
        Are you moronic?
        John had the same beliefs as John, he was just less talkative btw.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Dutch
          The german(?) loan shark you dingus.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Should've made it more clear.
            Arthur was never a 'yes man' to Strauss.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              do you know what a yes man is? Arthur goes maxo-depresso in his confessions about the situation to multiple people but when Strauss asks him to beat the shit out of someone he does it, regardless of if theyre a poor immigrant or a sick dying man. Arthur is the epitome of a Yes Man.

              every time hes seen to have any doubts in the game Dutch tells him to shut the frick up and Believe™ and he says "Yes Dutch..."

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're retraded if you think he's a 'yes man' to Strauss.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                you keep hitting the "r-moron" button but youre not replying with any retort because you dont know what a yes man is and youre just buttflustered about it. ive laid out my spiel now cope and/or frick off

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                YOU don't know what a yes man is.
                He is a yes man to Dutch, not to fricking Strauss you mongoloid.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                i said hes a yes man in every capacity as the game requires to move the player along with the what was designed. nice, so you do have a grasp of the concept youre just a spastic about it, good job i suppose

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Thanks for proving you don't know what 'yes man' means.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                you just KEEP frickin' going, brother of mine, shut the frick up jesus christ.
                >no u
                10/10 conversation lad, its fine, youre dumb, lets just move on.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                See, maybe if you knew what you're talking about, I wouldn't call you moronic 🙂

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >:)
                son, cmon be a real human being and just say words instead of being a passive limpwrist b***h, why the frick are you even alive if youre going to act like youre 12 and run the "yeah well youre gay haha!" grindset.

                might aswell frickin talk to myself. The idea that Arthur has to put up very little resistance to the plans given him by whoever goes along with everyones complaints about the story being railroaded. It doesnt matter at which point you the player decide you dont think the plan is good because "gee i dunno, Billy" is the most Arthur will contribute to your doubts. Dutch, Strauss, Micah, Uncle, Shaun- anyone with a task for Arthur that canonically Arthur could do better by himself or if given reign he has to ultimately say "sure thing pal" to, to drive the plot along and its ass

                basically go frick yourself you illiterate shitc**t i hope your mom's boyfreinds' new son spends your family's meager wealth on gacha- sounds about right for your genetic mental abilities

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Damn, you're mad. All you had to do was look up what 'yes man' means.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >shitposting about videogames on a videogame board is being mad
                yeah son, i imagine it looks like that when youre committed to being a laissez-faire shitc**t like you are. could just rile off some thoughts yourself during a discussion but you want to dance around playing mindgames over "being mad" like a menstrual woman so ill leave you to it you silly cuck lmao

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I was just shitposting!
                It's alright to be wrong anon. Denying it only makes it worse.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Hey moron, the last strauss request you can tell him to frick off

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                you mean the point in the story where Arthur finally decides he doesnt have time to be a yes man anymore because hes literally dying? yeah youre right ACKSHUALLY-san, thanks for the input

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        John in the first game is just as politically correct as arthur, I wonder why you morons never bring that up

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >John supported women's suffrage so much in RDR1

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            never happens in rdr2 either

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Next you'll tell me John had loads of black and indian friends too

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                No but he had an Irish friend which is basically the same thing.

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    You need to be 18 to post here.

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The real tragedy is that you cannot bang your horse 🙁

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    just skip every main missions cutscenes, atually just download save files and skip every main missions, it will make it 10000 times better

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Circus leader side quest included

      The mission about animals disguised as something else and only their trans owner is delusional about it? You missed the anti trans rhetoric of that for real you moron?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        leader side quest included
        >
        >The mission about animals disguised as something else and only their trans owner is delusional about it? You missed the anti trans rhetoric of that for real you moron?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're a moron. The woman sidekick literally spells it out for you in one of the missions.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          She was a cute moron.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Headshot the circus-troony before the quest even had a chance to begin
      >Take his hat

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >dressing up for a performance makes you a troony
        Is this the next word to lost it's meaning, like cuck?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          lose*

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          lose*

          >Beard+Boobs=troony
          It's quite shrimple, my friend.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Is this the next word to lost it's meaning, like cuck?
          t. cucked out of the word cuck

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          has the word woman lost all its meaning?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            He's putting on a circus performance, moron.
            He doesn't actually see himself as a woman.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pajeet conman gets a pass from me since the lion scared the shit out of me. Only mission in the game I actually liked.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >scared the shit out of me.
        Even knowing it was coming it took me by surprise
        Those things are huge
        I felt bad killing it

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    animating high quality sex scenes with prostitutes in a open world game is honestly the most interactive you can make a game. imagine completing a challenging quest and getting a shit tonne of gold, and then using it to unlock a prostitutes sex scenes to jerk off to. it beats the half arse fade to back followed by a couple moaning sounds that games usually do instead.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Baldur's Gate 3 made me realise this exactly what I wouldn't want to see happen to this game.
      Coomers should stick to porn.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hope The Witcher remake doesn't take the soulless fully animated sex scene route and gives you the cards again.

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wanted to try unprotected sex after fricking a prostitute with a condom because I didn’t like it. So I found this really cheap goblin woman on an escort site. She was ugly in the pictures but in person she was so much uglier, fatter and older. Anyways she was offering unprotected sex with no extra cost. The sex was also really bad and she gave me half my money back to make me leave early. Anyways my wiener started itching like immediately and now has spots and is inflamed and swollen. I don’t think I like sex.

    In hindsight fricking the cheapest ugly old prostitution with no condom I could find was probably a horrible idea. I’m in so much discomfort I think I might kill myself

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      you could be fine. if you just crammed it in and she wasn’t fully turned on i’d say you just got cheese-grated by her pubes. yeah porn doesn’t tell you about that one…

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >fricks the bottom of the barrel lot lizard
      >she kicks you out early
      >still gives you the wee wee cold

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Deluxe baths are pretty hot though

  26. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can *bang* them you just can't frick them.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
  27. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Banging Prostitutes
    >In the late 1800s
    >Before Syphilis Vaccines

    It's not just Arthur being decent, he knows most of that shit is barely clean. Every night is medical Russian Roulette.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      bruh I'd bang a prostitute then, I'd bang a prostitute now. Only reason I haven't is because I know I'd be the John in a sting op.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      People weren't this gay and paranoid about wanting to live til 125
      You just did things
      >pneumonia? never heard it of her. I'll just go jump on this frozen lake in the middle of a Winter night

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just because they didn't know what pneumonia was, they knew it wasn't a good idea to do what you just decribed.

        [...]
        >Beard+Boobs=troony
        It's quite shrimple, my friend.

        >boobs
        Where?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >they didn't know what pneumonia was, they knew it wasn't a good idea to do what you just decribed.
          They sorta knew, but it wasn't an active thought constantly at their minds like it is today
          People knew prostitutes had disease, they still wanted snatch tho

  28. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post more Sadie

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would, but I'm in public

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      were all out, may i interest you in some Karen?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >muh strong wymyn
      It's unreal how unrealistic character she is

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm okay with strong whamen as long as they provoke strong reactions in my dick

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        cope and seethe

  29. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    We could frick hookers in GTA3 in 2001 but in RDR2 you get a sponge bath at most.

  30. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can chop up people with a pirate sword but you can't rape them. You can't take inspiration from Leone and not allow that in game.

  31. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    John should be able to learn how to swim. Annoying and embarrassing being a grown white man that can't swim.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      annoying and embarassing? like trying to insert your racial standards into a videogame about a hick gunslinger with no formal education not being able to swim? literally triggered because a fictional white man cant swim? the frick is wrong with you?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think it's ridiculous that they made him unable to swim
      >oh it's bc he couldn't swim in 1!
      Nonsense. There's a bunch of contradictions with 1 already, and it's not like he couldn't swim, no one could, the game engine didn't allow

  32. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    WE ALL HAD HER JOHN

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      But you married her!

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Forgot the image.

  33. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    man RDR2 is fricking kino. can Rockstar of David top this with GTA6?

  34. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Picture taken in motion during gameplay.
    FRICK TAA. But also I think using DLSS actually introduces more pop-in sadly. Even though 3.5.0 looks fantastic in motion, I feel like I'm noticing way more things popping in when I use it. I haven't actually tested this though so could be in my imagination.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >introduces more pop-in sadly
      This might be an issue with LOD.
      Look up negative mipmap lod bias DLSS.

  35. 8 months ago
    Menace II Society

    >mainstream Video games industry is the new Hollywood and they been using that to spread there propaganda.
    > rdr2 is another case of how a game plot got affected by the Overton window Change.
    There's no argument against that rdr2 is more progressive when it comes to it Main story and more Frickin' preachy which doesn't make any sense considering it's a prequel to it more grounded and less preachy sequel in canon history line besides trying to shove the propaganda right in people face and trying to brainwash the masses by using the setting to preach there values without trying to cover it Up under something.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >We all had her, but he married her
      This was supposed to be an insult against John.
      John is a romantic at heart, so in his often hidden good nature, he fell in love with the gang's prostitute and actually made a proper woman of her.
      The game doesn't really congratulate him for it or chastises Dutch for saying it, just presents both her past and present factually.
      Come 2, Bill is gay, Abigail is hardly ever mentioned as a prostitute, and there's little indication anyone in the camp but John slept with her

      • 8 months ago
        Menace II Society

        homie you talking to me because I think you linked the wrong Post here buddy.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nah, it relates to your overall point of RDR2 being more gay progressive than 1.
          There's no prostitute shaming, even from a character that's not supposed to be good, and a char is retconned into homosexualry
          Also, I wanted to talk about 2 doesn't fit 1 because either people don't care or are in denial about it

          • 8 months ago
            Menace II Society

            >Sorry for the misunderstanding of your Post
            Okay buddy that's a new evidence of how the game is more " woke".

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              What

  36. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone have a fix for this game hitching for like 10 seconds at a time? It's like it just freezes, it's ruining my playthrough

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Buy a better pc poorgay

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        My PC is good, I can run this game at like 50-80 fps, its only THIS game that hitches.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          POORFAAAAAAAAAG!

          I jest. Maybe it's an installation problem. Try that option on Steam about verifying the cache's integrity

  37. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why they completely ignored sex in this game? I have 120h+ in a single player and around 150+ online and it feels like a wasted potential.
    Also npcs in a single player and online are really not that interactive. Its hard to care about strong part of the game, like hunting, when other parts of the game are weak. Really, its not even a good sandbox game, its just big. And its very restrictive, ie sex, interaction with npcs, being a bad outlaw, interacting with other players.

  38. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is Red Dead Online worth playing? And is it possible for me to play it like a single player game, in a private server with no one else around?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Is Red Dead Online worth playing?
      No. It is just all time wasting, low stakes, low effort vaguely story missions and random fetch quests.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shame

        It's alright, give it a look if you feel inclined. Depending on what platform you play on there are ways to create a solo lobby.

        PC

        Tried getting into it with a friend, surprise its shit. Even more grinding and PVP homosexualry than GTAO except GTAO gets patches to fix things.

        >PVP
        And like that, I'm out

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          If someone comes up to you and decides to start shooting you in freeroam while you're busy, you can go into passive mode, which just makes you unable to shoot at all and they can still abuse auto aim to keep killing you. It's baffling why they put shit like this in.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's alright, give it a look if you feel inclined. Depending on what platform you play on there are ways to create a solo lobby.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tried getting into it with a friend, surprise its shit. Even more grinding and PVP homosexualry than GTAO except GTAO gets patches to fix things.

  39. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  41. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

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