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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    0 and 7 are the only games worth playing

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      And 8

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        americanized trash

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.
      they ruined Majima.
      if you really want to play another Yakuza, then just play Yakuza 1.
      the rest are garbage especially 3,4,5,6.

      >0 and 7 trannies
      every time

      Franchise was great until 7. 7 sucks and turn based RPG is a shit way to "shake up the series". Why would I want to watch them slowly punch people instead of just do it myself. Not to mention its not even a good JRPG. They should have just ended it with 6.

      Also frick all of you saying 3-6 are terrible theyre great. 5 is literally the best game in the franchise.

      based

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They are all fine.

      I've just finished 0 yesterday, it being the last Yakuza game aside from 8 and Judge Eyes I haven't played. The story is pretty good, but gameplay-wise there are some things that could've been better.
      I still believe Y5 was the pinnacle of the series and Gaiden has finally made the DE combat fun and engaging (before you break it with unnecessary attack upgrades and overpowered Agent style heat mode that is more broken then Akiyama's broken Tekken combo chain mode in 5). 7 is fine. Kiwami 1 is meh.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      > 0
      yes
      > 7
      no

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fpwp
      Everyone knows 7’s shit now

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. 4~6 were especially underwhelming.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i keep hearing Kiwami 2 is better but the first filtered me so hard i never bothered
      0 is peak and cannot be improved upon it seems

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This tbh. They're all good but 0 and 7 are the best the franchise has to offer. The rest is the same shit but not as good.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    In theory I like these games and I actually own several of them but I've been trying and failing to get into them since the PS2 era.

    It just never clicks.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >In theory
      theyre all bad dude, why do you feel like you have to like them

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    tertiaries deserve the rope

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Nyamogay

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They’re right, though it didn’t fix also it’s issues and 8’s combat is still pretty shit

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They’re right, though it didn’t fix also it’s issues and 8’s combat is still pretty shit

      Go back

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >can we all admit the gameplay in 7 was severely flawed
      this implies that people were praising the gameplay as perfect when even people who liked the switch to turn-based had criticism of the combat systems

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did 8 fix the problem 7 had where you had frick-all for control over positioning, which affects how your AoEs or counters line up against enemy targets? It was my main complaint about 7.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah but it's not perfect because the enemies also won't stop moving around so if their 'not getting stuck' behavior triggers they can just dash out of your AoE row and frick you over.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a 0 secondary. I like it but keep hearing it's by far the best. Should I really not bother with the rest?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.
      they ruined Majima.
      if you really want to play another Yakuza, then just play Yakuza 1.
      the rest are garbage especially 3,4,5,6.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the rest are garbage especially 3,4,5,6.
        >they ruined Majima.
        Do you mean in the remakes of 1 and 2 or the nu-yakuza?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        4 and 5 are great for the same reason 0 is.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      the only game that hits as high as 0 is Judgement but the rest are fine too
      3 and 4 are the low point but have some cool moments

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Judgement is fine but it's too padded with fillers.
        and Lost Judgement is straight up trash
        >muh sawa-sensei

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Lost Judgement is straight up trash

          The plot is better and more emotionally resonant than the first game’s. Granted a lot of that is due to it having a literal 11/10 antagonist, but I’d say it’s overall better than the first game aside from the detective elements being dumbed down.

          >>muh sawa
          The argument was never refuted because it honestly can’t be refuted aside from saying “I don’t give a shit”.

          I’m torn between 0 and LJ as the best game in the series honestly.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >bullying is... le bad
            >muh sawa sensei ad infinitum
            yeah no it's trash

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Neither of those statements are false.

              You can’t defend the deaths of innocents in your desire to achieve justice without outright admitting that you don’t give a frick about collateral damage. And if you do that, and still claim to be seeking justice, then you’re being hypocritical. That’s what Yagami is saying.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >The argument was never refuted because it honestly can’t be refuted aside from saying “I don’t give a shit”.
            this guy gets it. It might be annoying seeing Yagami parrot this same argument, but it's still consistent with his character, especially considering the fact that Kuwana sees Eri in Sawa, so Yagami probably shares that same view

            >I’m torn between 0 and LJ as the best game in the series honestly.
            honestly, I'd put Lost Judgment just a little above because of the fact that Kiryu's styles aren't that great, and his side of the story is hard carried by other people, not him

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Personally, I feel Rush style and Brawler are crazy amounts of fun, but that’s because I like being an agile fighter.

              I think the thing that makes it a debate for me is because 0 has much better side content than LJ (I really didn’t care for the fact that a ton of side content is locked behind grinding the school mini-games) and also I miss being able to use lethal weapons and the more brutal heat actions in 0.

              As good as LJ’s combat is, the Dragon Engine still feels a bit jankier to me compared to the PS3 engine.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          the judgment duology is great, stfu

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            People here haven't actually played the games you can tell

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like 5 a lot.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only play 0, 1, 2 and 3. The rest are horrible trash.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I came in from 0 but knew the series from the start, 0 hits pretty much every step to be a good game. Going into Kiwami 1 was like being slapped in the face in comparison but still alright. Liked Kiwami 2 though. Playing 6 made me fully understand the hate for the dragon engine at the time.
      The rest that i've played so far are okay. You can see a massive jump in quality with 5 but it also comes with dumb YUME and practically 4 different storylines that only really converge close to the end.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >people say 0 is the best
      >play 0 first because it seems to make sense (chronological story order)
      >it's ok but I get caught up with just fricking around in the city
      >just play ufo catcher and do some subquests
      >story isn't compelling whatsoever, beyond the mysterious realty man (then it just immediately takes you away from that because now it's Majima time)
      I have some laughs and good moments with it, but the core gameplay loop is extremely repetitive and not very fun at all. Best part of the game was the beginning when I fought Kuze but I learned that was because I was on hard. I guess the game is just too padded for me, it's kinda fun but nowhere near deserves the hype I've seen so far. Does it actually get good? I want to like this series but it's not convincing me.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        if it didnt click yet, id still tell you to keep going, there are some very good story beats in 0 that could maybe still draw you in

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I wanna give it an honest chance. It's not like it's boring, it's just nowhere near the hype that people have said, I'm extremely underwhelmed. It's all mostly just ok. I feel like subquests could've been reduced by like half just to have them be longer or better than just "talk to a few people and give them items" or a short escort mission.

      • 3 months ago
        Moose

        I wanna give it an honest chance. It's not like it's boring, it's just nowhere near the hype that people have said, I'm extremely underwhelmed. It's all mostly just ok. I feel like subquests could've been reduced by like half just to have them be longer or better than just "talk to a few people and give them items" or a short escort mission.

        Keep in mind that these games aren't high budget and they work with what they've got. You will have repetition and reuse, it's sort of the name of the game. Substories are almost always going to be either you going somewhere to beat someone up, you delivering someone something, or you beating them at a minigame. The things that bring it together are the story and characters in said substory. 0's substories are some of the better ones so if you do continue in the future just understand that like half of 1's substories (Which K1 itself uses) are literally just scams. Five of them are people bumping into Kiryu, he gets text messages about scams, he gets stopped by random people who try to scam him, etc. It took them years to start heavily getting away from those safety nets and while they still have scam substories nowadays it's like maybe 3 or 4 out of 50+.

        Combat is also something they give you some options in but they don't expect you to really "play fair" if that makes any sense. They want you to get overpowered, they want you to sort of roll over your enemies, the bosses are supposed to be the "main" challenge and everything else is for you to make your own fun in. Think of street fights as "How can I weave stuff into this fight to make it visually more interesting?". When you get bored or tired of them there's nothing wrong with ignoring them or using a 2H item to just sweep them all up in like two hits.

        I think you went into this expecting something it's not or at least something maybe more refined, but it's just a fun beat 'em up series that's primarily a season of a Jdrama each game. It's not trying to be DMC, it's just trying to be something you can go "I beat up a guy with a bike I picked up off the ground and then plungered his face, then I went over to a store and some old lady hit on me before I went to a cabaret club to beat up a guy groping some breasts".

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, I think if the games were just shorter they'd be a lot better for it. Packing all this content in when it all feels exactly the same just makes it feel bloated, yet I am compelled to do it because of fomo and I just get tired or playing after a bit. If the draw of the game is subquest writing, that's pretty bad, because I haven't found any yet that feel worthwhile besides a quick chuckle at the Michael Jackson clone.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's by far the most refined and mechanically realized of the "pure" brawler yakuza games, but the main draw of yakuza has always been character writing and side quests, of which the other games have plenty.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Play Ishin,Judgement and Lost Judgement. Especially, Ishin. That was great.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      just play the fricking games for yourself in release order you fricking casual good lord how hard is it to find a PS2 game rom and see for yourself

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Franchise was great until 7. 7 sucks and turn based RPG is a shit way to "shake up the series". Why would I want to watch them slowly punch people instead of just do it myself. Not to mention its not even a good JRPG. They should have just ended it with 6.

    Also frick all of you saying 3-6 are terrible theyre great. 5 is literally the best game in the franchise.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah thats kinda moronic, if the fans wanted to play a jrpg they wouldnt be playing yakuza

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        yakuza was already a jrpg long before 7
        action games dont have 20 hours of cutscenes

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      5 is pretty good until the last few hours which are all horribly shit and drag the game down tremendously
      3 is dogshit
      4 is kino
      6 is the second worst
      Making it a turn-based rpg is a bit silly even 7's combat is infinitely better than the abomination of dragon engine action combat

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        what about kiwami 1 and 2?
        finished 0 some days ago

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Kiwami 1 is mostly a remake of the first game with the 'big' criticism of it being that it kind of feels like a dlc to 0 instead of a real remake, but is still mostly ok.
          Kiwami 2 is fun but heavily marred by the dogshit dragon engine.

          Yakuza 0 has the worst narrative in the series by literal tier gaps. You only think differently because it was your first Yakuza. Don't forget you aren't a real fan just a parasite who jumped on after most games released.

          0 has the best or second best narrative in the franchise with the other contender being 4.
          0, 1, 2, 4, and 7 are all pretty decent, though I haven't played the interquel or 8 yet.
          Also both judgment games are kind of whatever on the story side though they're fun enough.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >0 has the best or second best narrative in the franchise with the other contender being 4.
            4 is literally the absolute shittiest narrative of the entire franchise.
            All of RGG's absolute worst qualities bunched into a single game
            >protag can never be a killer
            >twists upon twists upon twists for absolutely no reason
            >dumb fricking deaths, why did nobody learn to disarm villains before Y6?
            >Yokoyama having no clue how to tie everyones motivations together so the ending is literally Akiyama putting a bunch of money on top of the millenium tower
            >absolutely no reason to have Kiryu in this game, Akiyama deserved a bigger part, instead we have Saint Kiryu descend from the heavens to solve everyones problems
            >The ending was so bad that 5 just straight up ignored its existance

            Yeah, great narrative there buddy.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm a bit concerned by that switch as well. Turn based is ok when you have superheroes throwing magic around but swinging boxing moves like this is a hard sell. Imagine turn based super punch out.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      L take

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based

      yeah thats kinda moronic, if the fans wanted to play a jrpg they wouldnt be playing yakuza

      I'm a bit concerned by that switch as well. Turn based is ok when you have superheroes throwing magic around but swinging boxing moves like this is a hard sell. Imagine turn based super punch out.

      [...]
      >0 and 7 trannies
      every time

      [...]
      based

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nagoshi's out, so I'm out too.
      Don't need Kiryu becoming self insert cancer journey

      Based

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do you think Nagoshi wasn't self inserting?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nagoshi was self inserting as Majima

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Franchise was great until 7
      it still is, even if 7 is underwhelming

      >Also frick all of you saying 3-6 are terrible theyre great. 5 is literally the best game in the franchise.
      fricking based. My opinion on 5 became a little bitter after trying to replay it, but it's still fricking great

      Post your rankings, c**ts.

      >only played the mainline and samurai era games
      what the frick are you doing, just go play Judgment. Also
      >6 that low

      >putting 7 alongside Lost Judgment
      anon, remove the rose tinted glasses. 7 is fun for the first playthrough, but the side content is mostly mediocre, exploring Ijincho is a pain in the ass, the combat is poorly balanced, the story drags on and on, and character motivations are inconsistent. I'd never go as far as to say 7 is a bad game, but it should be licking the dirt off of the shoes of every single game in your S tier

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >6 that low
        So many things ticked me off about it, hence the tier title being 'Yokoyama is a Black person' because it's mainly narrative shit, which I seem to care about more than most. Gameplay wise, it was alright despite Dragon Engine jankiness.
        >just go play judgement
        On my to-do list once I get paid and get back into the mood. Been burned out for some time and have less time on my hands since I took on a couple extra shifts at work.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        i feel like 10/10 should be masterpiece and then 9/10 be almost perfect.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      7 is by far the best game on the franchise, the entire rest of the franchise is repetitive button mashing dog shit with a thoroughly boring main character and his gay lover

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pretty much everyone agrees that 7 has the worst gameplay in the series now that 8 is out, contrarian

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        8 improved litterally everything about 7s combat

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          did they fix essence spam and pointless jobs? Jobs seemed only necessary for endgame shit

          • 3 months ago
            Moose

            Essence spam is still there but less attractive due to them not always being full enemy team ones but rather giant AoE attacks instead paired with you having lower MP and them costing like anywhere from 45-70 MP per cast. It's still viable but there's way more reasons to use normal skills now.
            Jobs are necessary if you want skills since you can take any skill from any job and you don't lose anything from doing so. I don't know if I could have cleared Hawaiian Haunt Sector 3 if I didn't have at least one person as a Linebacker since I was like 3 levels below everything. The boss there took me genuinely like 15 minutes of healing, debuffing, item throwing, and making sure I didn't mess up how the battle was flowing to get greedy for an attack, it was great. In general going to the Hawaiian Haunt at level 30 is a great experience although it's been Poundmate heavy to survive sometimes.

            I really need to play x zone or whatever that seires is called with the capcom and sega

            Project X Zone. The more you've played from Capcom/Sega/Nintendo the better.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah thats kinda moronic, if the fans wanted to play a jrpg they wouldnt be playing yakuza

      So it's okay for franchises like Final Fantasy to swap from turn based to action but not vise versa?
      And before you say "hurr durr, it's okay to do that because turn based is shit!", you're just admitting that you're okay with taking away one franchise's appeal but not the other.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    0, 7, 8 are the only ones worth playing

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i only care about the one with the fist of the north star skin, though after watching the souther fight on youtube and how cucked he is in that game im not that interested anymore

    • 3 months ago
      Moose

      Lost Paradise is basically a CliffsNotes version of the game. Souther didn't even get it bad he was just rushed. Mamiya isn't even in the story at all outside of a single substory while Rei is there just to be a boss fight and then immediately leaves the main story to be part of two substories, one of which is the Mamiya one. Only Rin and Bat are around regularly. Raoh also just appears for a fight and immediately leaves.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        i've seen videos abou the story in the game, is its own story but at the same time wants to have the original characters so they find excuses to have them only for them to leave right after, kinda lame but still want to play that game

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's got one of the better rhythm games in a yakuza game, I'll say that.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            oh yeah i've seen it, its pretty funny, i also saw that you can find the fist of the north star game for the master system out in the wastelands and actually play it

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        have you finished 8 yet? is it playable if I've only played 7 or do I have to play the rest before it for optimal enjoyment

        • 3 months ago
          Moose

          >have you finished 8 yet?
          I've been doing the Hawaiian Haunt the past like six hours. Thinking if I should progress with the story or not since I kinda want to finish it in chapter 5 but it means doing floor 1 of the EX floor for a while.
          >or do I have to play the rest before it for optimal enjoyment
          The entire Kiryu section is literally just references and closure for him in addition to setup from multiple games prior. Everyone who has finished the game has said the Ichiban stuff feels like it's secondary and he's basically a side character once the story starts moving.

          Does doing NG+ on Legend also get the cheevo for Hard?

          No, you need to have a save before the final boss then drop it.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >No, you need to have a save before the final boss then drop it
            Well that's unfortunate. I've played indie games with the foresight to just unlock both cheevos.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yakuza 0 has the worst narrative in the series by literal tier gaps. You only think differently because it was your first Yakuza. Don't forget you aren't a real fan just a parasite who jumped on after most games released.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      stop hating newcomers

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >You only think differently because it was your first Yakuza. Don't forget you aren't a real fan just a parasite who jumped on after most games released.

      Same can be said about gays who started with 7 but your moron ass don't wanna talk about it

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Y7gays were never going to be into the franchise in the first place because its a 3d brawler instead of a turn based jrpg. Its the same reason why no one but console warriors gives a frick about them bringing the games to pc, pcBlack folk were never going to buy a ps3/4/5 to buy the games in the first place

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alright I just finished the Big Swell and everyone's at level 71 with all jobs rank 30+
    Is there anything I really oughta wrap up before starting NG+?

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Me either. Get some taste, homosexual.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does doing NG+ on Legend also get the cheevo for Hard?

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    So what did the patch fix?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      job stat bonuses and dlss framegen stutters

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The tweet mentioned sujimon and dondoko island fixes, any idea what they meant?

        • 3 months ago
          Moose

          Checking that tweet, one guy said on Xbox it wouldn't let you search for guests sometimes so maybe it fixed that? I noticed Eric's Cabbie's Wrench got added to the pawn shop on the top-left of the right half of Hawaii.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I noticed Eric's Cabbie's Wrench got added to the pawn shop on the top-left of the right half of Hawaii
            That was there before the patch. I know because I sold it by accident and combed through the whole city for a replacement.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    yamai needs to stop smiling

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did they patch the permanent stat buffs efter level 30 in yakuza 8?

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >demolish everthing on dondoko once I have enough buildings unlocked to make a nice, structure island with districts to satisfy my autism instead of building haphazardly wherever I had enough space at the moment
    >still end up exactly like that
    Pain

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post your rankings, c**ts.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      no

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      objective rating

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      how about TWO tier lists

      • 3 months ago
        Moose

        I'm game.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >substories
          LJ deserved S+ just because of the school stories.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            A lot of the school stories are mid though. Only Boxing and dancing are good.

            Would have preferred more actual cases over them.

          • 3 months ago
            Moose

            Illegal Detective Agency drops it a tier, and a good chunk of the School Stories (Casino, photography, eSports, and Robotics Club) were all pretty bad. At least RC had a decent enough set of characters.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >e-sports club is literally just 5 rounds of Virtua Fighter and a chase
              >meanwhile, the Boxing club might as well be its own game

              There was a clear bias towards some clubs over others. Personally, I think the first Judgement did side quests better since most of them where cases you were paid to do and were actually the kind of work you’d expect a PI to do.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >the Boxing club might as well be its own game
                I wonder if they decided to sell Boxing as an extra fighting style before or after developing the club.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Storyline
        >Yakuza 5 this high
        Really?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          The peaks elevate the valleys. And the only real low point is Saejima's section. Everything else is pretty great with a couple of missteps here or there.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well, if you insist.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      here's a Yakuza Bros tier list (the tier list didn't have images for the Judgment characters, so just imagine Sugiura and Kaito at Bros for Life)

      regarding Kiryu's bucket list: I actually shed a tear during Nakajima's and Kaoru's sections. At least RGG didn't pussy out of acknowledging that Kaoru and Kiryu were a thing before they went their separate ways. The Bucket List also made me appreciate both Date and Nakajima so much more, they're the best friends anyone could ask for

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did Y0 reall saved the franchise?

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    kiryu, she's right there, say something

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who is this "kiryu" you are talking about?

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did they patch the permanent stat buffs in infinite wealth

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I need 100 Dondoko guests but i'm at 80, commercials won't give me any more and i've scoured hawaii for all the substory guests I can find. Where do I get more?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Spend $14.99

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I DID

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    0, 1, 2 are the only relevant ones the rest are dog water (turn based SUCKS

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    is there an item that only increases job exp?

    • 3 months ago
      Moose

      Ichiban gets a general job EXP item called the Dragon Tenugui or Tengui or something like that. It's the same one you got in 7. You get it from rescuing everyone from sector 2 of the Hawaii Haunt.

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    All franchises with more than three games are shit. All of them.

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    how do i get rid of this guys speech bubble? he doesnt have gift options

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Go to the sujimon arena and do the fight there.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        but it has scary level 31 men and i dont have the $5000 to summon nancy yet

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ebina and Eiji are just Masato but done worse
    There was no reason to rehash this again.
    >b-b-but Ichiban helped Eiji
    And? Ichiban helped Masato, he just couldn’t turn himself in because the moronic writers decided to kill him off for no good reason.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The whole story was just a big rehash and pretty derivative overall
      Nothing interesting happens and it feels like it was made to undo 6’s ending

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do people praise Judgement’s story so highly?

    It’s atmosphere is great, and its competently written, but it’s kind of a by-the-numbers murder mystery at the end of the day.

    • 3 months ago
      Moose

      Because it's interesting the whole way through and its only failure is Hamura asspulling the documents to nail everyone to the wall when Yagami had nothing and kept getting everything ruined for him.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i felt like it had the most consistently good plot
      yagami is great, the cast as a whole was good to me.
      the mole is great

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm still playing them and will always play them. Sucks to be you, OP

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    how do i get pig

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kiwami 1 was so bad that I dropped the series

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Name ONE Yakuza character who can defeat him.

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where the frick is the Assassin class xp item, I have everything else but this.

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Should I stop being a PS2 games quaternary?

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Yes. 4~6 were especially underwhelming.
    fricking secondaries lol

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >0 and either of the 2 Judgment games always on S tier
    What made them so good?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Great combat, good characters, interesting stories, fun side content.

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    bros they patched the ben exploit...

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The cart? What did they change? How am I supposed to farm stat items now..

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’ll never touch 7 again unless they make 7 kiwami with brawler combat

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I envy anyone who didn't waste $70 and 70 hours playing Infinite Wealth.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I spent $55 on it from humble bundle and got my key 24 hours late and then bought the $20 new game+ dlc and ive put 45 hours into the game since launch
      I also have 46 hours in reload

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The series' english playerbase used to be almost entirely via forums rather than here.
    Trying to be an oldhead contrarian when you're a johnny come lately yourself is amusing

  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does judgment never go on sale as cheap as the rest of the Yakuza games?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sega is convinced PC gamers are moronic enough to pay $20 for an old ass game just because it cane out on pc in 2022 even though its common knowledge that judgment was retconned by yakuza 7, a game they're selling for $12

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >though its common knowledge that judgment was retconned by yakuza 7
        Elaborate

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          7 starts with the tojo being gone and the omi having taken kamurocho from mid 2017 to whenever the game takes place(2019/2020). In judgment, the tojo(or at least the matsugane family) are still running around in 2018 and are doing things that would've sparked a war and gotten them all killed.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Judgment is set in 2017

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              It’s set in 2018 actually.

              I’m assuming there might have been a discrepancy due to the game probably being worked on at around the same time.

  40. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    judgment is free

  41. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Subdued and Secret Kiryu-Haruka After School SEX!!!

  42. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What are these last few substories? I'm in PA and i've done pretty much everything including the DLC dungeon.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Those are the "romance" substories.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh right I have to comb through every single store in the game to hunt down single gifts to give to people huh?
        gay

  43. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How did we feel about the ending for 8?

    Spoilers:

    I really thought Kiryu was going to die. Then when he didn't I was disappointed that they didn't show an on screen reunion between him and Haruka. Like wtf give us a little moment? I feel like I spent an hour with Ichiban and Eiji (Eiji who btw was going to kill a child but Ichiban just says LOL I FORGIVE YOU BRO!!!)

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't rike it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I liked the part where Ichiban spilled his spaghetti.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sex with Ichiban

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ichiban is for Ichiban only.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just shit
      The speech from Kiryu was clearly meant for ichiban and them pulling the stupid death fake out for the umpteenth time made me roll my eyes
      I get what they’re going for with Eiji, but they needed more of a bonding experience because it makes ichiban look more like a gullible Yakuza Jesus type character who’s willing to forgive any and all sins of people. It feels like his character regressed because he was better about this in 7.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well I appreciate that they didn't just write away the cancer. Not yet at least. Now we wait to see it happen in LaD 9 or whatever comes next.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah true, I am interested to see what happens next but I feel like they advertised this as the "Final Kiryu sendoff" lol

        >Ichiban gets raped in an alley and it's played as a joke
        I'm not one of those "wahhhh this is problematic" guys but man that genuinely made me uncomfortable.

        Did I miss a side mission or something

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          The "romance" substory with the Alo-Happy clerk. She leads Ichiban to an alley, insists on fricking him, Ichiban refuses and tries to get away, then Alo-Happy shows up to trap him in the alley before it fades to pink.
          It fades back in to a shot of Alo-Happy smoking a cigarette.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          lol

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            No way gay.

  44. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ichiban gets raped in an alley and it's played as a joke
    I'm not one of those "wahhhh this is problematic" guys but man that genuinely made me uncomfortable.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I thought it was funny.

    • 3 months ago
      Moose

      He gets raped in every single "romance" substory.
      >Alo-Happy forces him to bang Elizabeth even though he himself says she's insane.
      >Julie ties Ichiban down to a table and rides him raw while trying to turn him into a cyborg.
      >Matsuko pulls an Obatarian on him and rapes him and then proceeds to mount him as she's got him in a hold.
      >Chitose rapes Ichiban despite his protests and then Gary beats him up after he says he doesn't want to date her.
      >Laura begins to rape Ichiban as Ikari watches and then after it's all over Ikari comes to try and kill him.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The Alo-Happy one is probably the worst out of the bunch, at least with Julie or Laura he kinda consented before things get out of hand, as opposed to him trying to run away before getting blocked in, but yeah they're all pretty shitty

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          And it's weird because the dating app is excused as him just getting dating practice for Saeko later on, and they could've easily levied the same "it's practice for Saeko" justification and kept everything consensual.
          Or just not have these substories to begin with. It's not as if they were a highlight of 7 or anything.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >this all culminates in a lame regurgitated persona gag where the girls beat him up for being "unfaithful"
        >they even drag chitose into it, who i actually really like and think is well-written, and make her look like a massive piece of shit
        this is actually, by far, the worst shit i've seen in this entire franchise. i'm shocked people aren't talking about this on twitter or anything. i'd actually be right there agreeing with the SJWs that it straight-up shouldn't be in the game. absolutely nothing redeemable about this entire thing.

        • 3 months ago
          Moose

          >i'm shocked people aren't talking about this on twitter or anything.
          Because it's not something you'll see unless you 100% the game. You're required to give each of them a bunch of gifts from a bunch of different stores, Matsuko (I think that's her name) requires you to do all of the dates fully which takes like two hours before you can even see her event, Laura requires all the tests completed which takes like two hours, Alo-Happy requires I think $10,000 it was to do all the tours and then you still have to give Elizabeth a bunch of gifts, and Julie requires you to invest like $250,000 before you can do hers.
          The people who even bother with side content to the extent like that is already very low, and then people who see stuff just through to Amon is even lower.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >and then people who see stuff just through to Amon is even lower
            I didn't even get anything for substory completion, so this was totally unnecessary.
            I could've moved on to something else without the last bit of writing I see for the game being THIS shitheap.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >SEGA say they ask SOA and SOE for what’s acceptable content
          >this is apparently acceptable

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            If there's one good thing to come of this it at least shows the western divisions have more than likely been pretty hands-off. Cause there's no way it would've remained if they really were intent on removing potentially offensive content.

  45. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >play 0
    >enjoy it
    >play the other games upto 4
    >realize I didn't enjoy any of them and there is no reason to play any other entries in the franchise
    Now you frickers say 7 is actually good. I swear if I get baited into this stupid series one more time only for it to suck again

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      5 is goated

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      7 starts really strong but the battles wore on me so i eventually dropped it
      story wise, its the next best after 0

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        true crime "content creators" are cancer though, and RGG is based for calling them out

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          whoops wrong reply

          >game starts with getting called out by a titty vtuber
          I hate modernity in video games

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      7 has a good story and great optional content but gameplay wise is the worst in the entire series. That fricking combat really makes it insufferable.

  46. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ganker supposedly likes Yakuza
    >yet everytime theres a Yakuza thread half the posts are just telling you to skip most of the games because only one or two are actually worth playing

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i only like the yakuza games that reddit tells me i can enjoy like 0 and 7

  47. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Mine is actualy one of Heihachi's bastard kids
    I guess he is coming back in 9

  48. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    the substory with ichiban getting raped is funnier with this whole thing in the back of my mind
    "yeah we can't have le problematique depictions of lgbt anymore but the male protag getting cornered in an alley and raped as a gag is fine"
    so that one substory from 3 would've been perfectly fine if it was a regular girl and not an okama

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      rape is only funny when it happens to men and it doesn't portray someone from a currently protected group

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah but SJW types don't really excuse men being sexually coerced like this

  49. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >game starts with getting called out by a titty vtuber
    I hate modernity in video games

  50. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wait there seems to be a running theme here with the romance substories
    I guess because Ichiban's committed to Saeko they can't have him being "unfaithful" in these (even though it's okay in the dating app i guess?)
    So instead of just dropping the romance substories in this game, their solution was to just have him get repeatedly coerced into sexual situations he's clearly not comfortable with

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      "Oi, don't do it to me, bruv."

      "We'z all calm down, yea?... yea?"

  51. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can you get Haruka as a guest for dondoko and if not, why

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It would be so fricked up to have Kiryu and Haruka together on the island

  52. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just got started on 6.
    Can I play Man Who Erased His Name before moving on to the Ichiban games? I heard it's a prequel to 7 and I don't really like the idea of flip flopping between genres.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Definitely would not recommend doing that as it will spoil every major plot point from 7.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Alrighty then.

  53. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    the whole daidoji storyline is fricking stupid tbh

  54. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Character in the games called Daigo Dojima
    >Kiryu works for people called the Daidoji
    Who the frick writes this schlock?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      moron

  55. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    8’s the last turn-based JRPG, and dragon engine game
    That’s why Kiryu was shoved into this one

  56. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kiryu-san...

      • 3 months ago
        Moose
        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Moose, you got games on your phone?

          • 3 months ago
            Moose

            Yes.

  57. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've only played 0. What do I play after that one because I enjoyed the 3d brawler and am scared to be shoved into a shitty yakuza game

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Judgment

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >what do i play after game: 0?
      uhhh idk man, maybe try game: 1?

  58. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    As much as i enjoy these games, i cant remember anything about the plot of any of them. Its like i forget 90% of what happened as soon as i finish the game.

  59. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Garbage shovelware for weebs

  60. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shit series to be honest.

    Always the gameplay is below average at best, at worst its a piece of shit.
    The story is nonsensical and poorly written, its also poorly directed
    Nothing note-worthy to be fair, its a game that was created to appeal to weebs so they can make memes on twitter, its really a bad series.
    Even at its best it doesnt crack the 6/10.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      usually when people say something is mid it ends up being the greatest thing ever made. so I'll probably end up liking it.

  61. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    They didn't even bother to script BGM into the Big Swell cutscenes, just 5 minute long sequences of ambient noise. What a lazy piece of shit content.

  62. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    what game do i play first 0 or 1?

    • 3 months ago
      Moose

      1 in release order if you want the intended experience, 0 in the modern order if you want a strong game but to jump all over the place with different expectations.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >in release order if you want the intended experience
        ok so play Shenmue first. Got it.

        • 3 months ago
          Moose

          Shenmue 1 takes place during 8 according to the radio show so it simultaneously exists in 1986 and 2023.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I really need to play x zone or whatever that seires is called with the capcom and sega

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Essence spam is still there but less attractive due to them not always being full enemy team ones but rather giant AoE attacks instead paired with you having lower MP and them costing like anywhere from 45-70 MP per cast. It's still viable but there's way more reasons to use normal skills now.
            Jobs are necessary if you want skills since you can take any skill from any job and you don't lose anything from doing so. I don't know if I could have cleared Hawaiian Haunt Sector 3 if I didn't have at least one person as a Linebacker since I was like 3 levels below everything. The boss there took me genuinely like 15 minutes of healing, debuffing, item throwing, and making sure I didn't mess up how the battle was flowing to get greedy for an attack, it was great. In general going to the Hawaiian Haunt at level 30 is a great experience although it's been Poundmate heavy to survive sometimes.

            [...]
            Project X Zone. The more you've played from Capcom/Sega/Nintendo the better.

            What are these screenshots from?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Project X Zone

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Project X Zone, it's a crossover beat 'em up RPG sort of thing on the 3DS between Capcom, Sega, Nintendo, and I think Konami?

                Holy frick how have I never heard of this? Is it shit or something? I have a modded 3ds so gonna download it now

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Project X Zone, it's a crossover beat 'em up RPG sort of thing on the 3DS between Capcom, Sega, Nintendo, and I think Konami?

                >between Capcom, Sega, Nintendo, and I think Konami
                It's a direct sequel to Namco x Capcom

              • 3 months ago
                Moose

                Bamco was who I was thinking of, yeah. It was either them or Konami and I was just too lazy to check.

            • 3 months ago
              Moose

              Project X Zone, it's a crossover beat 'em up RPG sort of thing on the 3DS between Capcom, Sega, Nintendo, and I think Konami?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          People always compare Shenmue and Yakuza but Shenmue is more like a proper adventure game in terms of interaction and progression than "follow the marker" progression since time is a hard factor on available content.

  63. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I never played a single yakuza game. I just used them for virtua fighter and nothing else.

  64. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chi-chan is so cute. Best girl.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      For me? It's Seonhee

  65. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Played 0. I really don't get the appeal. Sure it has its moments when it comes to story and outlandish humour. However the combat is basic and the minigames are nothing out of the ordinary.
    Is the appeal of the series really jisybthe characters and story??

  66. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm going back to YLAD after putting it on pause for like a year and the combat already feels repetitive.
    Has anyone here tried the Brawler mod yet? Is it something you can just enable in the middle of a playthrough and are you able to simply toggle it off without breaking your save?

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