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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >have 8 HMs
    >still put npc roadblocks everywhere
    god DPPt is shit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      they should have just made more HMs so they could put in more immersive roadblocks instead of NPCs

    • 2 years ago
      SeoKouji

      Correct

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Correct

      >for no reason

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >get rid of every single HM
        >still put NPC roadblocks everywhere
        Galar is so fricking stupid

        Npcs are worse because they go away without you interacting with them
        hms give a feeling of doing things for yourself
        the end result is the same so why even have this kind of thread

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >get rid of every single HM
      >still put NPC roadblocks everywhere
      Galar is so fricking stupid

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >they replaced something moronic with something less moronic
        >meanwhile DPPt just keeps both moronic things
        wow

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >your solution to a moronic problem is a moronic problem
          >Thinking this is somehow good

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            replacing a moronic problem with a less moronic problem instead of just having both moronic problems like DPPt is good, yes.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              No, it's laziness.
              >moronation is still there
              You didn't fix anything, anon.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                making it less moronic means you fixed some of the moronation. Stop pretending it's all the same just because you're coping about Shitnoh being worse.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Nope, having less Cancer makes you still a Cancer ill patient that is going to die. Sorry LeoBlack person, you just have to kneel to Cynthia again.

                SAD!

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >NPCs that block your path
          >less moronic than natural obstacles

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >thing that doesn't require you leave lv2 shitmons in your party perpetually
            >less moronic than things that do
            correct.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              NPC roadblock haters BTFO

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Did you know that good pokemon learn HMs too?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Did you know that good pokemon don't learn HMs too?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Good one but completely irrelevant.
                >thing that doesn't require you leave lv2 shitmons in your party perpetually
                Nothing in any pokemon game requires this. That's the point you're intentionally missing.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Nothing in any pokemon game requires this
                You're right. I can just stop playing the bad game and play a good one instead.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >anon finally realizes how hobbies and entertainment works
                Next you should try eating food you like instead of trash.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                But Pokémongs hate Digimon?

              • 2 years ago
                SeoKouji

                What is Digimon ?????

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                A franchise a dozen times better than modern Pokémon.

              • 2 years ago
                SeoKouji

                Never heard of it

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Nothing in any pokemon game requires this
                You're right. I can just stop playing the bad game and play a good one instead.

                Another disingenuous moron, and on /vp/ no less. Why am I not surprised?

                Strength is a solid base power Normal-type move that gets STAB. Rock Climb is even stronger than strength, and in addition to STAB, it has a slight chance of confusing the enemy if it hits. Cut is less powerful than Strength, but you hardly ever need it after you get it. Waterfall and Surf are amazing moves. Rock Smash is a coin toss that has a 50/50 chance of lowering the opponent’s defenses, making up for its relatively low base power. Put it on a Pokémon with a high attack stat, especially a fighting type, and profit. Whirlpool does chip damage and traps Pokémon, which, combined with its low base power, makes it great for engaging roamers. Flash lowers accuracy, the benefits of which should be self-explanatory to anyone that actually remembers playing a Pokémon game when they were a kid.

                Every HM in the game has a practical use and some of them (Surf, Waterfall) are really fricking good. Put Waterfall on your Red Gyarados and you’ll tear through the latter half of HGSS. People don’t like HMs because they’re generic and that can make them come off as flavorless, but they’re not burdensome. Maybe the idea of a move you can’t get rid of without a special NPC makes them come off as burdensome or something that you don’t want, but the only reason they’re “locked” into your move set without the Move Deleter is so that you don’t overwrite a traveling HM while you’re in a place you can only access or leave with that HM and end up soft locking yourself.

                At a glance, these eight+ generic attacks narrow the uniquity, the novelty of a Pokémon’s move sets, but this is an illusion. In truth, Hidden Machines broaden the player’s repertoire of fighting strategies, opening new doors with which to approach battles with. At the same time, they embolden the aspect of the game that suggests players are traveling alongside their select team of creatures. Hidden Machines are excellent.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >i-it decent move tho!
                don't care, the fact that I need to leave things in my party with mandatory moves just to navigate is moronic.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You don't need to leave anything in your party, moron. That's the point. Most HMs only enhance the move sets of the Pokemon they're on. And even if they didn't, you have a PC with which you can switch party members around. That's what it's there for.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >You don't need to leave anything in your party, moron
                I can fast travel without having a pokemon with fly on my team? how?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Didn't know you needed Fly to beat Pokemon!

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >the fact that I need to leave things in my party with mandatory moves just to navigate is moronic.
                >fast travel without having a pokemon with fly on my team? how?
                >fly is mandatory
                Of all the HMs you pick one that has literally never been required. moronic, ESL, and underage. Stay in your favela.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That post did make me think it'd be cool if Fly was a mandatory HM in like a Rom Hack or something because you needed to go to a floating castle/city/town/continent/whatever.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Because?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                because it's pointlessly tedious.

                Didn't know you needed Fly to beat Pokemon!

                >the fact that I need to leave things in my party with mandatory moves just to navigate is moronic.
                >fast travel without having a pokemon with fly on my team? how?
                >fly is mandatory
                Of all the HMs you pick one that has literally never been required. moronic, ESL, and underage. Stay in your favela.

                >j-just walk everywhere bro!
                Ah, so the game is still shit, got it.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Or bike, or run, or use the natural shortcuts, or plan your routes better. It's not that hard if your brain works at even half the power of a normal persons.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Or bike, or run, or use the natural shortcuts, or plan your routes better
                or play a better game

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, but that's a rather subjective measure and one that is pointless to discuss. If that's what you want to do you can and no one will care.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                How is it tedious?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                because I have to go to the PC to get pokemon with fly and then put it back.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You should have enough party space to always have the Fly pokemon. /vp/ says you should only play pokemon games with one pokemon.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >You should have enough party space to always have the Fly pokemon
                oh, so now I do have to carry the shitmon on my party all the time? Glad we agree it's shit.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                But since Gamefreak intended for pokemon games to only be played with an overleveled starter, the 5 other party slots were obviously intended for HM users. It's well designed.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Did you forget that good pokemon can learn fly? Then you'll say "it takes up muh moveslots". Then you'll be called bad for needing to minmax ingame teams and nothing will change.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Did you forget that good pokemon can't learn fly?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                https://pokemondb-net.translate.goog/move/fly?_x_tr_sl=auto&_x_tr_tl=es&_x_tr_hl=en&_x_tr_pto=wapp

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Then you'll be called bad for needing to minmax ingame teams and nothing will change.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                good pokemon can learn fly, but it's a shit move that's hard walled by protect and has less dps than peck

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Protect is not that common in game and the NPC trainers still end up misusing it often enough when they do have it. Fly is more than twice as strong as peck, peck will never do more damage over 2, 10, or 1,000,000 turns. Play the games.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Fly is more than twice as strong as peck
                >Play the games.
                It's exactly twice as strong as Peck in every generation I've played, and 5% less accurate.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >dps in a turn based rpg
                Fly is fricking strong as shit. You're basically immune to damage for one whole turn.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >you're basically taking poison/burn/darude/whatever damage for an extra turn
                >and if GF could program a decent AI, any trainer with Protect or equivalent would make that move slot utterly useless
                wow, what an amazing attack

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >it's bad when [fictional scenario that will never happen in the campaign]!!!
                Every fricking time.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >getting poisoned or whatever by an NPC is a fictional scenario
                >GF writing AI that uses Protect or equivalent correctly is a fictional scenario
                i.e., Fly is only acceptable because NPC trainers are moronic
                QED

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Status Ailments have never been an issue in the campaign because I have access to Full Heals or Regional Treats.
                GF will never program the AI to smartly use Protect or equivalents because that might make the game too hard for Little Kenji, who, if he experiences resistance and loses, will piss and shit and cry and whine and no longer like Pokemon, losing the franchise a vital media consumer.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                how many kids did you diddle already before getting this useless knowledge about the most overrated series on earth ?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I didn't have to diddle kids to learn that, I just had to figure out how to work a Nintendo DS.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                what a cringey response, you overdramatic homosexual

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Maybe the idea of a move you can’t get rid of without a special NPC makes them come off as burdensome or something that you don’t want
                my entire hang-up with them is this, when combined with the fact that said NPC is usually inaccessible until the 50% mark or later in every single game where HMs exist.
                there is no excuse for introducing non-overwritable moves to the gameplay loop without the mechanic to delete them also being present at the exact same time.
                just pick any one of the obligatory early town NPCs with pithy dialog about how you can open your bag with the start button or some other useless babying trite and make them the deleter. it's not like there's no room for them.
                this is one of the few things swsh actually did right. though, of course, only after it's two generations too late for HMs. figures.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >the early game NPC who explains how HMs work is also the NPC who can make your pokemon forget HM moves
                Wow, it fixes everything.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >HMs are gone
                Wow, it fixes everything.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                wrong

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >putting shitmoves on goodmons to cut a little tree or climb rocks every time you go through a route
                sounds moronic

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >he needs dual stab + coverage to beat ingame trainers
                Better to sound moronic than be moronic.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      B A S E D
      DPPtrannies dilating

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's seriously true, I can't think of a non-SWSH game with as many NPC roadblocks as DPPt

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      shitnova will never be good zoomie

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        why?

        • 2 years ago
          SeoKouji

          Don't worry about him his angry at simple things he acts like a 5 yrs kid

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          it has more and stupider roadblocks

          Don't worry about him his angry at simple things he acts like a 5 yrs kid

          good projection

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        we talking about shittoh here schizo

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Well the entire town is one big solar panel, so they have to shut the whole thing down to figure out where the leak is, like trying to figure out which lightbulb in a string of xmas lights is burnt out and making the entire thing not work

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Its daylight though

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        yeah, but there's a crack in one of the panels that make the entire roadwork of the town.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      sounds like extremely moronic city planning

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This isn't how it works. Solar arrays will have different strings so if one panel fails it will only cause a local blackout on a small section of the array. I know this because I am an electrical engineer.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Well, maybe you should have told them that before they made all the grid one really long cable.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Gonna offer a completely opposite hypothetical but why couldn't they just charge a large series of batteries like solar powering a house?

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What do you guys actually want? To be able to walk to the elite 4 right from the start? Better roadblocks? All you do is complain.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      being able to walk right up to the E4 and execute some arcane speedrun strat to beat the game in 5 minutes without glitches would be dope, actually

    • 2 years ago
      SeoKouji

      Hypocrite

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        boring anything else

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >To be able to walk to the elite 4 right from the start?
      You can in gen 1, you just get stopped by officials for not having the corresponding medal.
      This is unironically better integrated than anything later gens did.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        truth

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You're blocked by Oak before you even leave Pallet.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's pretty moronic that the guard who checks for the Soul Badge is in the middle of a surf area and makes you stop for a badge check anyway.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >the guy is just floating there, treading water for hours on end
          what a trooper

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I swear I remember the Soul Badge guy isn't actually programmed to check the badge because he's in the middle of the water, so he'll always let you through, but I can't find a source on that so I could be delusional.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You can surf when you get the soul badge so the point is moot really

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >What do you guys actually want?
      To be able to explore, which SV are doing 🙂

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Kys verlisfy

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Somehow Galar's Team Yell roadblocks are less moronic and less infuriating than this shit

  5. 2 years ago
    SeoKouji

    Sinnoh roadblocks are stupid but I like it

  6. 2 years ago
    SeoKouji

    But the one with Psyduck's pissed me off if they have a headache they should stay on there house not standing blocking the player like a fricking moron

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Indian based Region's roadblock should be some paki taking a shit on the street.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Australia-based region just has an Abo lying in the road any time GF wants to roadblock you
      perfect

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >sorry bruddah

  8. 2 years ago
    SeoKouji

    Hm

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i want it to be like minecraft

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >filtered by walking
    do amerimutts really?

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >this thread AGAIN
    don't you get tired?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      NEVER

    • 2 years ago
      SeoKouji

      About what????

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